From Twitter 09-29-2010

• 00:11:32: so i got home from my meeting around 1010p, immed went over to visit Angie, my neighbor fresh home from the hospital
  
• 00:15:06: i visited with her for about 2-1/2hrs, even while she was throwing up! she hasnt been able to keep anything down for several days
  
• 00:19:47: it's been 6 mo since she was told she has 12 to 18 mo to live :(
  
• 00:21:24: she thinks her current troubles started w/a B-12 shot that went too deep! she says the needle hit her pelvic bone!
  
• 00:23:32: she says that shot in her hip never healed and became a small crater! today she looked a little bloated
  
• 00:26:13: she says she doesnt sleep more than 2hrs at a time
  
• 00:33:57: do Atheists ever commit suicide? i would think belief in an afterlife would be a prerequisite, no?
  
• 00:38:23: @kimshannon she's had lupus for 4 decades
  
• 00:52:05: @kimshannon thanks. eating and sleeping would be good for her but at the mo she's not doing much of either
  
• 01:55:28: #shutup Marion Nestle! you are not a scientist. nothing you say is a fact. you imply that everyone who disagrees with you is dumb.
  
• 02:04:44: i'm glad most weather maps show hurricane areas even if they look like a penis. u cant change facts just cuz they look like something else
  
• 02:06:01: @iluvsuelyn *mwah!*
  
• 12:02:35: absolute nonsense @wcpo! there is no connection betw obesity & cancer, there's even evidence that body fat has some protective benefits!
  
• 12:04:30: .@wcpo and there is absolutely no proof that exercise prevents cancer! Lance Armstrong was fit when he was diagnosed with it!
  
• 12:06:55: @Breathless74 aw, poor baby!
  
• 12:09:26: RT @Lavellsays: When a teacher makes more $$ than Lebron James then & only then will I admit teachers are paid 2 much $$
  
• 12:22:31: @Breathless74 i would if i could, sweetie! ((hugs))
  
• 12:30:57: phooey @alivelshi, Dr Gupta is wrong. there actually is little proof that fruits & veggies are even good for you!
  
• 12:33:03: i need to invent a word for what ppl do *instead* of "eating" when they choose food for it's alledged nutrition rather than taste
  
• 12:37:47: if i got caught in a scandal a la Tiger Woods or Eddie Long, i would immed sit w/media & answer all their questions for as long as it takes
  
• 13:01:27: @MzStarrBurst you're right, i presumed i would be innocent :)
  
• 13:08:15: @TheNakedHustler you don't have that right even if you are well-educated, do you?
  
• 13:12:00: @MzStarrBurst that's why E.L. looks guilty! the fact that he lawyered up immed & didnt so much as deny the charges for a week
  
• 13:19:58: @MzStarrBurst yes & i too believe the young man
  
• 13:29:27: an H-bomb makes helium RT @MzStarrBurst: From what? RT @Shawty_Lite: cant we make more? RT ...Apparently the world is running out of helium
  
• 13:33:56: @MzStarrBurst but if EL says he's innocent, he shouldnt have acted guilty from the first, he should have proclaimed his innocence immed
  
• 13:37:50: RT @simoncowart: GOP Blocks Jobs bill...mostly because they hate Americans from all we can tell. http://huff.to/cmtz7u #p2 #p21
  
• 13:49:36: who *wouldn't* try to seduce @cnn reporter Abbey Boudreaux?
  
• 14:54:19: @alivelshi you are mistaken. many studies have shown little or no health benefits from diets rich in fruits & vegetables.
  
• 14:55:13: @alivelshi most of the "healthy lifestyle" is wishful thinking, not science
  
• 14:58:11: @santasdevil face-to-face w/her on top
  
• 15:24:11: ridiculous @ricksanchezcnn u are healthy right now, why change ur diet for a vague promise?
  
• 15:25:32: your diet, @ricksanchezcnn, wasnt broken. why fix it?
  
• 15:29:50: RT @jodotcom: How the Bush Tax Cuts Made Us Poorer « SpeakEasy http://bit.ly/d7Cy00
  
• 15:40:11: @ricksanchezcnn losing weight is not always good! it used to be a sign of disease.
  
• 18:58:57: @ricksanchezcnn you are eating food you cant digest as well, of course you're losing weight!
  
• 19:09:31: every healthy person radically changing their diet for vague promises plz call me, i have a bridge to sell you
  
• 23:59:09: wow! RT @MzStarrBurst: People say I look like JHUd everyday. But I get New York and Naturi Naughton too. http://twitpic.com/2t935b
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-28-2010

• 00:18:43: @SSBohio that is weird!
  
• 00:35:04: @QuackityQ @momonthesauce i bet they introduce a new character named Alexander
  
• 00:36:05: @LukeRomyn what are the chances?
  
• 00:51:36: @LukeRomyn it got Betty White on Saturday Night Live, so go for it!
  
• 01:06:42: #shutup soyjoy and turkey burgers! u give me no reason to even try them!
  
• 01:09:20: i wouldnt even consider a diet or workout that has "results not typical" in the fine print...& so far they all do
  
• 01:17:18: i wont try anything that brags about having no sugar
  
• 01:18:53: #shutup mirena, those are mean kids, and a detached husband
  
• 01:31:13: there have been at least 2 female serial killers on #Medium, very rare in real life @MediumSeason7
  
• 01:36:30: i havent seen ET, Back To The Future, Godfather 3, Psycho, Star Wars chapt 2, 3, or 6, LOTR 1 or 3, or Friday the 13th
  
• 01:47:45: @BananaAnna2008 cats do that to me too sometimes but i luv my 2 cats
  
• 01:52:29: @MallikaLA i like Diamond Eyes, by Deftones
  
• 02:15:58: @EmAgain i dont like movies with blood. i just picked some movies that ppl act like everyone's seen
  
• 02:17:06: @ShortyMcStompy do u avoid movies or not get around to watching them? i actively avoid them.
  
• 02:19:54: @dynama @EmAgain @ShortyMcStompy my dad has told me he had that reaction after listening to scary shows on radio when he was a kid in 30s
  
• 02:21:29: @dynama @EmAgain @ShortyMcStompy my fave movie is Wizard of Oz which was definitely scary when i was young, but not gory
  
• 02:27:39: RT @MrTeller: No surprise: a survey shows that atheists know more about religion than believers. http://tinyurl.com/2fpwc47
  
• 02:32:24: that's irritating, @snaptu, that Reply To All leaves my name on the list
  
• 02:39:01: @ShortyMcStompy i've seen all the Spider-Man movies & most of the Star Trek movies, otherwise i have no criteria for picking them
  
• 10:31:57: RT @Blue_Belle914: @BibleAlsoSays Of course religious people don't know anything about their religion. If they did they'd be atheists.
  
• 10:40:11: RT @DCPlod: ...Jane Hamsher is crazier than an outhouse rat. --lol, great analogy!
  
• 11:19:31: RT @Pyrotechnics: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  
• 11:23:01: RT @misselisebrown: "I know what they [the GOP] are against, but I don't know what they are for." -VP Joe Biden #lastword #p2
  
• 12:04:57: @yourgirlnxtdoor yep, right!
  
• 12:12:50: i miss the internet deadpool website f*ckedcompany, i used to read it all the time
  
• 12:33:26: whew, twitter and web browsing on my phone runs down the battery pretty fast
  
• 12:37:45: #shutup nutella! tastes good on multigrain bread, eh? since i only get cheap white bread, i guess i needn't bother, right?
  
• 12:41:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor me too, but at least DMs can be deleted. for a spam tweet there's nothing u can do except wait for it to scroll off
  
• 12:44:27: women who appreciate good men are rare. RT @BrittOH: Good men are rare.
  
• 12:53:13: @yourgirlnxtdoor yep, spammers come with the territory!
  
• 13:00:08: RT somebody: tea partiers are so dumb, 28% of them think Biden is muslim
  
• 13:18:20: your diet is just fine @alivelshi and u are thriving! it aint broke, dont fix it.
  
• 13:24:17: taxes should be allowed to adjust for inflation
  
• 13:26:58: i dont accept the notion that government does everything worse or more expensively
  
• 13:41:19: @CateyeMinty somebody said it on CNN and everybody nods like of course it's true
  
• 13:43:04: maybe the thought of going to Cleveland is what made Jimmy Carter's stomach hurt #justkidding
  
• 13:46:00: RT @MrsStephenFry: Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything.
  
• 13:55:21: #shutup pepcid! if a fast food place asked me whether i want that to hurt now or later, i'd ask "what will u do with the information?"
  
• 13:55:48: RT @WongoWoman: Religion is one of the 'basic causes' of violations of women's rights. - Jimmy Carter
  
• 14:00:32: Dont have any children...that i know of...heh heh heh *wink* *nudge* --Carol Liefer
  
• 14:04:15: @brittfromcle2 c'mon in, the water's fine!
  
• 14:06:09: @claudiajordan i'm about to put on gloves here in the Cincinnati area!
  
• 14:07:37: about to get ready for my board mtg at Central Ohio Lions Eye Bank
  
• 14:13:28: i do follow a few fitness and nutrition advocates even tho i disagree w/them but i didnt follow just to argue w/them
  
• 14:14:34: i generally wont unfollow just because i disagree
  
• 14:16:41: @brittfromcle2 i'm not using it at the mo! my computer died yesterday RIP
  
• 14:19:20: i generally cant stand politicians who become pundits. they go from being a person who actualy does something to a person who just talks
  
• 14:23:14: the mustached guy on the 21st Century ads is today's mime
  
• 14:24:32: Rick @ricksanchezcnn's mouth isnt working too well today
  
• 14:34:07: actually @ricksanchezcnn the CDCC says obesity rates leveled off a decade ago. and there's no proof it's a problem
  
• 14:56:48: i'm in the car heading to Columbus Ohio
  
• 16:27:03: we're here in Columbus at OSU, dropping off used eyeglasses at the Optometry center #Lions
  
• 16:30:01: these 2 old #Lions are trying to tell me that air evac helicopter trip to the hospital is $17,000
  
• 16:43:09: @npcforfun cool! i like Columbus but i live 60mi away, i'm just here for a meeting
  
• 16:45:12: #Lions Board mtg tonight (@ Central Ohio Lions Eye Bank) http://4sq.com/cPK7Bg
  
• 18:48:12: 7 Lions for dinner (@ Cracker Barrel) http://4sq.com/blt17j
  
• 19:53:33: heading home
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-27-2010

• 01:22:56: so much of tv strikes me as contrived, how long it takes to get somewhere, whether they can get cell phone reception or not, &c
  
• 01:52:29: #shutup kellogg's nutri-grain! fruit isnt magic. and ur fruit bar isnt really much different from a pastry
  
• 02:55:25: just got tired of fooling w/the charger on my laptop, put it in hibernate for the night
  
• 02:57:45: the ufcking thing switches betw ac, charging battery, and discharging battery--this mode kept putting warning in tray
  
• 02:58:36: i hope a new charger will fix this
  
• 09:53:06: @slynnks1 ah, i thot maybe u'd got married, turns out u're getting unmarried!
  
• 09:54:56: computer wont even turn on this morning. charger and/or battery completely dead
  
• 12:01:57: walking uptown in a light sprinkling rain. i love walking in the rain.
  
• 12:41:46: went to 5/3 Bank, now i'm getting coffee at Flagway. #4sq #foursquare won't let me check in
  
• 12:55:38: my lupus neighbor called me this morning to tell me she's going to the hospital
  
• 12:56:23: i'm sitting on her porch even tho she's not home
  
• 13:18:29: I'm at Fifth Third Bank (North High Street, Catherine Street, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/bct3s3
  
• 13:20:06: instant cappuccino time (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 13:20:57: tho Angie's not home (@ Angie's house)
  
• 13:23:08: chillaxing on my neighbor's porch in the rain
  
• 13:24:57: i used @4SQmobile to add the bank to #4sq listings cuz foursquare itself wouldn't go
  
• 13:27:51: dogs eat everything they like w/gusto, but not us. we eschew tasty food & eat vile stuff that's good for us cuz we're smarter than dogs.
  
• 15:50:06: @blakeandthecity @MzStarrBurst so true...unless i can get a lot of money for it!
  
• 15:58:39: @calvinharris @MyNeuroticLife so is it good or bad?
  
• 19:46:01: just spent 1:43 on the phone w/my lupus neighbor, my 3rd call to her in the hospital today
  
• 20:37:09: @slynnks1 Angie. "lupus neighbor" is an epithet
  
• 20:40:18: i ended up talking on the phone to Angie for almost 3 hours!
  
• 20:50:08: it's tough not having a computer :(
  
• 20:55:48: @QuackityQ my neighbor who has lupus, has in fact been told she is dying of it
  
• 20:56:41: @QuackityQ she went to the hospital today for IVs for a blood infection
  
• 21:01:10: gawd Brandi is gorgeous!
  
• 21:11:50: yay, Castle!
  
• 21:14:12: my older cat behaves just like always but he's got a rash on his back. it seems to bother me more than him
  
• 21:26:31: i couldnt record Chuck cuz my computer is down...i completely forgot about the 2 vcrs i have sitting here plugged in & ready to go
  
• 21:27:51: in fact i havent used a vcr since the day i got dvr software
  
• 21:37:42: @Hot_tober i tease my mom that she'll have to come clean out my place (she's 79)
  
• 21:43:26: glad i and my cats are *not* watching Hoarders
  
• 21:49:49: they said "asshat" on #Castle
  
• 21:51:09: mmm-mmm Beckett on #Castle (Stana Katic) is even hotter this season!
  
• 22:01:26: @Hot_tober i meant if something happened to me. i have no plans to clean at the mo
  
• 22:07:53: Carling Black Label Beer? RT @briandgregory: Don't hate me for lovin' black label.
  
• 22:14:08: @briandgregory oh, that Black Label
  
• 22:15:18: @BrittOH we're all up!
  
• 22:26:37: u are absolutely wrong @WCPO, we do *not* know that pop contributes to childhood obesity. no one's ever bothered to count
  
• 22:29:47: several studies actually show that the most active children are *also* the ones who watch the most television!
  
• 22:31:15: we may find that the skinniest kids drink the most pop. i for one was trying to gain weight during high school!
  
• 22:33:45: i want Bristol Palin to have my baby. she has nice bristols!
  
• 22:50:12: @BRIHYPE En Vogue is still together? that'd be great to see them!
  
• 23:03:23: i always get Kathryn Heigl mixed up w/the woman on CSI
  
• 23:12:13: interesting that "Fascination" originally by Human League is on 2 diff commercials. dont much care for acoustic version tho
  
• 23:28:26: @MzStarrBurst course the masseuse says the happy ending is when she gets paid!
  
• 23:32:47: they blocked you? RT @SSBohio: I love @CassanosPizza's food, but they blocked me @iRunBruce
  
• 23:37:41: @Jamberta i thot @CNN is saying 113deg F is the highest temp ever recorded in America
  
• 23:40:15: i wish ppl who don't follow me on twitter would stop sending me links. i never go to them.
  
• 23:42:10: @Jamberta maybe i misunderstood, they said highest recorded in LA--that's what Jimmy Fallon just said in a joke
  
• 23:43:42: @Jamberta nah, everybody knows Nebraska is quintessential America!
  
• 23:50:14: lol! MT @Tymlee: " I say flip #DADT. Allow them to be openly gay but keep quiet about being soldiers." - Stephen Colbert
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-26-2010

• 03:12:54: turned out the lights before 3a, listened to tv for an hour before realizing i wasnt going to sleep :(
  
• 03:52:15: there was a stem in my bag of potato chips :(
  
• 04:52:35: i'd rather watch an infomercial about no!no! hair remover than watch chris matthews
  
• 04:53:20: RT @Favstar: Anyone not logged in to http://favstar.fm at least once? If you do your favs and RTs will be collected faster. Please share.
  
• 09:40:15: durn, just woke up...too late for McD breakfast
  
• 09:42:32: maybe i'll go to Big Boy for breakfast. much more food, more options, bf till 2p, but twice the price
  
• 09:46:18: u cant measure a teacher's performance by how well a classroom of kids hits a mark
  
• 09:50:03: cuz there are groups of kids that *no one* could make their achievemt hit a certain mark
  
• 09:53:31: i think the education system worked 20 or more yrs ago...the only thing that's changed is the kids
  
• 10:04:02: #shutup GOP Governors! "wouldnt raise taxes…wouldnt raise taxes…wouldnt raise taxes…" who talks to themselves like that?
  
• 10:06:16: #shutup GOP Governors! "he thot we wouldnt notice". that guy *didnt* notice! he had no idea "how the story ends"
  
• 11:24:20: i just spent my entire weekly unemployment check on 2 month's cigarettes
  
• 11:27:56: i used to order 5 cartons of smokes & pay a per carton s/h but this site has a flat rate for 5 ctn or more, so 7 ctn lowers s/h per ctn
  
• 13:46:13: +
  
• 15:16:29: #shutup amateur economists about whether the recession is over! try agreeing on a definition first. recession over, bad times continue.
  
• 15:17:23: RT @watergatesummer: #GOPpledge Stop giving those Greedy States money for such Frivalous things like Education, Police and Fire Depts.....
  
• 16:07:23: i dont understand why ppl like "bishop" eddie long lawyer up & not proclaim to the rafters that he is innocent
  
• 16:10:39: had to order a new ac adapter for my old dell inspiron 8600. i hope it works--some bad feedback--& it solves my problem
  
• 16:17:06: i pull my punches on twitter to avoid arguments. perhaps i've saved some friendships but i think i've chilled some too
  
• 18:26:55: a
  
• 21:26:08: "He raped her?" "Worse...he left her pregnant...with twins" --line from Inspector Lewis mystery
  
• 21:31:50: @slynnks1 There's a hoot-owl howling by my window now for 6 nights in a row, she's coming for me, I know, & on Wildfire we're both gonna go
  
• 23:48:17: @slynnks1 is the Knapp part new?
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-25-2010

• 00:04:02: LOL! RT @QuackityQ @Jamberta is that like I don't eat meat because I am a veteranarian???
  
• 00:05:14: LOL! RT @Jamberta You're a libertarian?? I love books!
  
• 00:07:49: @QuackityQ i thot i read that u wont be home for 2 weeks. me, i'm just chillaxing in my crib
  
• 00:13:43: @Breathless74 my ovaries hurt.
  
• 00:17:43: RT @forces2: Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
  
• 00:20:05: my fave feature of women is a slender waist. i know that's superficial. i know a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  
• 00:21:58: @Breathless74 no biggie, it's just my biological clock ticking
  
• 00:35:38: @Breathless74 you're right, this dirty old man needs to snag a Pretty Young Thing quick
  
• 00:41:14: absolutely! #ignoringsarcasm RT @Breathless74 Yeah. I'm awesome. So fucking fabulous.
  
• 00:45:10: my joke wasnt plagiarism, honest! RT @Breathless74 I'll try not to plow you so hard next time. RT @ChicagoScott: My uterus hurts.
  
• 00:51:11: i love you too Taby! RT @Breathless74 @DyNama You are ever the flatterer! I love you Norm!
  
• 00:53:15: @Breathless74 @momonthesauce ...if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for #lyrics
  
• 01:00:57: good, puppies are almost an endangered species @Breathless74 Yes folks I will tweet some porn for you.
  
• 01:02:09: @Nukaleu Number Nine...Number Nine...Number Nine...
  
• 02:12:49: i was getting a name-brand albuterol for my breathing but the co-pay was $40! so i asked for generic.it was $30! and it had 1/2 the doses!
  
• 02:15:14: i hate Big Pharma! i hadnt noticed how ripped off i was until i opened this puny new inhaler
  
• 10:51:28: @Nukaleu i skip that song when i play the White Album, but the rest is terrific. Happiness is A Warm Gun, Rocky Raccoon, Julia, &c
  
• 10:55:59: doctor, my eyes are leaking something terrible!
  
• 11:01:50: more than 300,000 Israelis live in settlements in the West Bank
  
• 11:18:49: Captain Planet turns 20! i've never seen it, but the notion that cartoons ought to teach is sad @CNN
  
• 11:21:36: on #newtwitter dont start a sentence with "it". the text box is bizarre. it will change it to a link even if u write it correctly
  
• 11:22:46: well.it did it yesterday
  
• 11:30:22: RT @jodotcom: The GOP says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want to lose weight by eating ice crea ...
  
• 11:30:50: RT @CBSNews: AP Poll: Americans Who Say New Health Reform Law Doesn't Go Far Enough Outnumber Those Against Overhaul by 2 to 1 http://bi ...
  
• 11:34:12: why did Fredricka short Avery on screen time? @CNN she didnt let him engage w/Richard at all
  
• 12:13:01: dont buy eSeeTac sticky notes! the adhesive evaporates & u end up w/a stack of plain paper
  
• 12:16:25: i have caught & evicted 3 crickets from my kitchen this year. i never had crickets before. the chirps at night are soothing tho...
  
• 12:18:25: getting fewer calories while trying to burn more is a recipe for disaster
  
• 12:19:56: promo on @CNN just printed on the screen that a show was on "TON AND TOM NIGHT" [sic]
  
• 12:22:58: Steven Rattner: all 3 US auto makers would have closed & liquidated without govt intervention @CNN
  
• 12:24:40: Buick is the hottest brand of car in China --Frank Sezno @CNN
  
• 12:29:32: @QuackityQ enjoy! ttfn
  
• 12:33:16: health care costs rose 14% this year
  
• 12:35:57: those who support healthcare reform repeal are saying it's ok to cut Johnny's insurance when he's diagnosed w/lymphoma
  
• 12:50:18: .@giagia garlic on a woman is a real turn-on!
  
• 12:53:07: .@ChristineRomans at @CNN majored in french! (and journalism)
  
• 12:55:14: what does it mean to "support our troops"?
  
• 12:56:07: RT @garwboy: My wife just made me wash the salami. That's not even a metaphor or anything.
  
• 13:03:57: confused by near-ground-zero mosque being referred to as Cordoba and Park51? those are 2 different plans for the site. only 1 will succeed.
  
• 15:57:05: just leaving (@ Highland County Public Library) http://4sq.com/ap3WAi
  
• 16:12:39: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 16:37:52: so i'm reading old newspapers on microfilm at the library when someone comes in & sits at the machine next to me.
  
• 16:39:24: slowly i realize it is a guy many ppl here call "homeless", a guy i've seen sleeping in a doorway when it's zero degrees out
  
• 16:40:48: he may not be able to afford a home, but he can afford to make prints from 1890s newspapers at 10c a page
  
• 16:42:33: we havent talked till suddenly he asks me where i was born! i answer, then he asks me my citizenship!
  
• 16:43:54: then he says something about a transponder & my former employer stealing his records & wanting to know if they profitted from them!
  
• 16:45:36: so he has enuf on the ball to know my association w/my former employer, whom i worked for for over 30yrs
  
• 16:46:53: but i just retorted that they laid me off 11mo ago & i know nothing about it! he turned back to the microfilm & didnt say anything else
  
• 16:48:23: McDonalds has removed the Big & Tasty from their menu board! that's my fave burger :(
  
• 16:49:36: the Big & Tasty was still available today but w/no value meal & no mention on the menu, they won't sell very many
  
• 16:51:07: i like McDonalds Big & Tasty cuz of the seasoning & also cuz it's the only burger w/a slice of tomato, i like tomato on my burger
  
• 17:44:24: liked it the 1st 100 times i saw it! RT @smashedthehomie: This Geico "weeeeeeeee all the way home" commercial is hilarious.
  
• 17:46:07: dont blame him, blame his hormones RT @Spankss: This guys on his fucking period & its really pissing me off
  
• 17:59:12: i walked back to McD to throw away garbage and the power in the whole building went out for a moment!
  
• 18:12:36: I'm at Walmart (540 Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/bfOWFu
  
• 19:50:59: @SonOfSamantha i love that show, aka My Partner The Ghost
  
• 20:10:04: durn! RT @momonthesauce I have no intentions of sleeping with anyone I have met on Twitter. Except for you @VeriVicious
  
• 20:33:19: #KFC's Double Down is no big deal, just 2 helpings of chicken breasts
  
• 21:00:56: @VeronikaG @vegantreats looks yummy! is the eyeball edible?
  
• 21:04:50: @VeronikaG cool
  
• 21:14:50: #shutup Dr Jennifer Ashton @CBS News! i wont eat thoroughly cooked scrambled eggs even if there is a chance they could kill me! like em wet
  
• 21:43:25: @VeriVicious i'm sure they are! →@pribbibility @momonthesauce @zuzurachel, & u too!
  
• 21:52:55: How I Met Your Mother @CBS still has not revealed who is in fact that future Mother
  
• 22:41:59: there were at least 7 fundraising activities in greater #cincinnati today, walks, runs, rummage sales, golf tourneys
  
• 23:54:51: #shutup #allstate! a myth isnt just something that isnt true
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-24-2010

• 01:47:02: i have no idea how the founder of facebook is so wealthy. he hasnt got a penny from me.
  
• 01:50:48: i’ve never seen the 1st movie Wall Street
  
• 01:52:43: guy on @abcworldnews said “i miss the hair. i think we all miss 80’s hair.”
  
• 02:00:42: .@brittfromcle2 yep, pretty quiet
  
• 02:02:04: awww! RT @knitterplease “Go to sleep. I’ll still be adorable in the morning.”
  
• 02:03:40: @brittfromcle2 not me, just watched a tv show that ends at 230a, now watching news. you?
  
• 02:09:37: @brittfromcle2 ABC’s World News Now, it’s pretty irreverent & entertaining
  
• 02:11:11: @brittfromcle2 and being unemployed, i dont have to get up early 2mrro
  
• 02:18:06: @brittfromcle2 hope ur headache goes away soon
  
• 02:32:33: @brittfromcle2 i'm a news junkie so i watch lots of news. i even fall asleep to news, set the sleep timer on tv when i go to bed
  
• 02:33:51: @brittfromcle2 i rarely get a headache too. i have breathing problems instead :(
  
• 09:32:48: @brittfromcle2 the name is World News Now on ABC but it’s no more “worldly” than any other US news, not like BBC news or DW news
  
• 09:40:51: @brittfromcle2 u ought to try WNN, they tell odd stories and laff a lot! it’s on ur channel 5 sun-thu at 3am (not on tonite or 2mrro)
  
• 09:42:15: @heyitsme2003 a friend of mine moved from here–Cincinnati area–to Leroy NY & i never heard from him again!
  
• 09:50:18: @Jamberta there’s some at http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/ click on Fact Sheet (.pdf), scroll down to Financial
  
• 09:57:14: ads for Legends of the Guardians do nothing for me. i guess i have nothing for talking animals (or anthropomorphism)
  
• 09:58:45: i luv long hair on women. i’ve been smitten by plain women w/beautiful hair. in fact i’d say the longer the hair, the plainer she can be
  
• 09:59:21: let me be your living bra
  
• 10:04:07: lol RT @jamiestarlynn Hey son, pull up your pants when ****you’re**** picking up trash on the side of the highway.
  
• 10:45:34: @brittfromcle2 yes asthma, probably worsened by my smoking cigarettes, but it also runs in my family
  
• 11:51:49: 1 thing that complicates any job search i might do is that, to be truthful, i woiuldnt describe myself as “hardworking”
  
• 11:54:17: #shutup food-advice-givers! whipping cream *is* good for u! i bet i hear specific foods put down a dozen times a day! it’s all good!
  
• 11:55:01: #shutup food-advice-givers! yes, you *do* need that piece of pie!
  
• 11:57:46: i worry cuz i get twice as many headaches as i used to. i used to get 2/year, now i get 4/yr, a 100% increase
  
• 11:59:17: @dausonlovi and honesty is a desirable trait, no?
  
• 12:02:09: thanx @alivelshi for *NOT* updating us on Lindsay Lohan…the top story on HLN
  
• 12:07:16: i dont know how to grade teachers. i’m pretty sure grading a teachers by measuring his/her students’ achievements is not effective or fair
  
• 12:22:26: i just made some “chocolate silk” folgers coffee. does it make sense to add french vanilla creamer to it?
  
• 12:46:44: Alice’s Restaurant suggested that RT @Cozelle Has anyone thought of DADT as a draft loophole? #BrightSide
  
• 13:11:40: i’m the worst gas-price predictor. i nearly always buy gas before the price goes down, and pass on gas when the price is going up
  
• 13:16:39: @Cozelle Arlo Guthrie says in the song that if 2 guys go to the draft brd together & sing the chorus of Alice’s Restaurant…
  
• 13:17:11: @Cozelle they’ll think ur gay & not take either of you!
  
• 13:20:59: trying out the new @twitter web page!
  
• 13:25:44: i dont get too concerned about punctuation except when it makes ur sentence clear. Eats Shoots And Leaves indeed!
  
• 13:29:26: @celtfiddler it looks a lot different but i'm not sure i appreciate the diff
  
• 13:37:03: @LukeRomyn oops, i got lost on the way
  
• 13:39:01: .@Hot_tober i did not know there was a Brooklyn, Ohio!
  
• 13:49:37: my hairdresser just called, was talking about her ex-husband, who was recently diagnosed w/ ALS & is going downhill fast
  
• 13:50:27: and she started crying. i didnt really know what to say
  
• 13:58:16: RT @MarleeMatlin: "We're not going to be any different than we've been" - Boehner. Guess the Pledge is the same old furniture polish in ...
  
• 13:59:26: my hairdresser's daughter has a very controlling boyfriend who may deprive the daughter of some last good moments w/her father
  
• 14:03:04: the biggest prob w/the new @twitter web page is that none of the greasemonkey scripts work any more...& i love them scripts!
  
• 14:06:26: if we're lucky! @ChristinaOhio is tossing an umbrella in the car because it looks like I'm showing homes in Englewood in the rain tonight!
  
• 14:11:34: RT @OTOOLEFAN: What an utter disgrace is the Texas Board of Education. An educational sinkhole for the rest of the world to see!
  
• 14:19:39: @BrookeBCNN @RickSancezCNN i would say it looks okay unless it doesnt. black+blue is ok, green+blue not so much
  
• 14:22:34: Paul McCartney wrote "When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me…" referring to his own mother Mary McCartney
  
• 14:27:20: he did ok on CSI last nite, no? @jimmyfallon I'm all Bieb'd out. #latenighttonight #justinbieber http://twitpic.com/2rk4b9
  
• 14:36:07: #FF Two Ohio hotties i enjoy tweeting with @Hot_tober and @brittfromcle2
  
• 14:41:51: #shutup general mills! instead of saying "healthy whole grains", tell us how those numbers are different...or are they?
  
• 14:43:01: how low-calorie diets cause you to lose weight: it's called malnutrition
  
• 14:45:21: #shutup action groups! u can "demand" all the answers you want, that doesnt mean you'll get them
  
• 14:47:04: i rarely do #FF s cuz i'm afraid i'll hurt someone's feeling by leaving them out
  
• 14:49:42: according to @WillyVille, 50,000 Latinos turn 18 every month
  
• 14:58:26: personally i think the catholic church resisted enforcement of laws cuz they thot god's law trumps man's law
  
• 15:17:02: @Hot_tober not to disagree, i'll just mention that lots of malodorous things, from skunks to decomposing bodies, arent toxic
  
• 15:20:27: OMG! @LindaKennero When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
  
• 15:23:01: too bad it wasnt funny @richardroeper Stephen Colbert's "testimony" was ill-conceived, unfunny and just embarrassing for all concerned.
  
• 15:27:26: #shutup zoosk! how would dating thru zoosk avoid finding someone allergic again?
  
• 15:28:50: @LindaKennero i am surprised. i just use a bandana for a gag
  
• 16:11:04: I'm at Wal-Mart Supercenter (2825 W. State Route 73, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/dvF1Q0
  
• 17:00:37: @Hot_tober not me, that's fur shure!
  
• 17:02:12: i stopped here hoping the back-to-school post-it notes would be clearanced priced & they were! $3 down to $2.50!
  
• 17:09:23: gas here in Wilmington is 20c cheaper than at home, but i've only driven 47mi on a full tank :(
  
• 17:10:53: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  
• 17:19:09: sounds like it's raining pretty good out there. good, we need it bad!
  
• 17:21:05: a 20c savings on gas is only 7% but marking down post-its by 50c is a 16% savings!
  
• 19:08:31: i.e. home. got home for the season premiere of Medium w/a minute to spare! (@ Highland County Court House) http://4sq.com/bY6jUV
  
• 19:16:48: season premiere of #Medium is terrific so far!
  
• 19:20:42: @jenny0101 and bittorrent too!
  
• 19:48:31: @Hot_tober i thot u meant just the smell being toxic
  
• 19:52:31: @Jamberta you're welcome, love you too! @66Betty
  
• 19:59:20: @jenny0101 it was good! very well-acted.
  
• 20:04:32: #shutup #PBS Need To Know! u define childhood obesity by percentile, so no matter what they weigh, there will still be kids who fit
  
• 20:38:13: you really think God waited until we had scientists who could remove calories from food for us to be our healthiest?
  
• 20:48:57: the government owes $2billion as judgments to nuclear power companies cuz we still don't know what to do w/nuclear waste
  
• 20:50:37: the US gets 20% of it's electricity from nuclear power
  
• 20:59:50: @QuackityQ you aren't home?
  
• 21:01:18: chubby kids today will never forget how adults *making* them play made playing not as much fun
  
• 21:02:37: the fact is kids dont like huff 'n' puff style "playing". they will think of it as at best medicine and at worst punishment
  
• 21:04:21: @22DanielleM i do! or rather, i want to look at naked *pretty* ppl all year
  
• 21:11:44: #Cincinnati refused land as a gift, then ended up buying that land which would become Eden Park
  
• 21:12:56: had some lasagna today leftover from yest Lions Club mtg. i so shoulda taken 2 helpings of leftovers!
  
• 21:15:23: i can never recall how many sq.ft. in an acre but i recall that there are 640 ac. in a sq.mi. so i can calculate it
  
• 23:56:08: @QuackityQ where you been?
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-23-2010

• 01:51:40: Portland has more legitimate sex workers per capita than any other city in America
  
• 01:55:26: before u forward that chain email, know that it is false. HR1388 does *not* authorize immigration from Palestine to US
  
• 02:01:05: RT @chugphochar7: The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer. Jean Cocteau
  
• 10:40:58: once noble rottentomatoes.com movie review site is now pathetic. forums have 100s of spam posts, “my critics” still doesnt work
  
• 10:54:59: “But Officer, i wasn’t texting…i was tweeting.”
  
• 14:15:15: i have no problem with Eliot Spitzer.
  
• 14:21:51: [..CSX..]
  
• 14:23:50: i enjoyed my visit yesterday w/my hairdresser, an old high school friend, but i left my hair blower, & i forgot to have her trim my eyebrows
  
• 14:25:19: preparing for my Lions Club meeting, getting my agenda ready. i dont have a printer so i have to go to the library
  
• 15:35:48: the @CNN promos about the pope remind me of a Johnny Carson Watergate joke: what does Nixon not know & when did he not know it?
  
• 15:37:41: #shutup @ricksanchezcnn! we are all different. we can NOT learn much from other ppl’s experiences
  
• 15:38:04: i hate the phrase “almost died.”
  
• 15:39:49: alcohol is not only NOT bad for you, it is probably GOOD for you
  
• 16:23:11: came out of my house to find 3 boys harvesting my walnuts! they climbed the tree to shake the walnuts out of it!
  
• 16:29:53: .@Jamberta nope, i said “help yourselves!”
  
• 16:31:49: .@heyitsme2003 @Jamberta cheers!
  
• 16:34:56: agreed! RT @66Betty I hate this UPS “Logistics” ad every bit as much as I hate that infernal Geico pig.
  
• 16:37:49: @Breathless74 545p is an early lunch?
  
• 20:56:40: #JustinBieber didnt do too bad on CSI
  
• 21:32:33: i have never looked at a car and thot “i want one of those.” guess i’m not a car guy
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-22-2010

• 00:17:03: porn star Tom Dong’s real name was Herbert Wong
  
• 00:36:01: #shutup pediasure! that’s good advice, give ur child a vitamin drink rather than a meal before s/he plays soccer
  
• 01:30:09: RT @futuredirected: People dismiss Lady Gaga for her antics and raw-meat attire, but she's smarter and more sensible than most GOP candi ...
  
• 09:43:29: @Hot_tober not necessarily, but if i say i need "a couple volunteers", how can i mean anything other than 2? a couple is 2
  
• 11:50:59: @Hot_tober if i gave u a couple pieces of candy, 3 or 4, nobody would think anything of it, so it's just me being anal lol
  
• 12:11:45: if you’re still against healthcare reform, you don’t know what it does
  
• 12:14:52: @CruzanChoklate out of how many grandchildren?
  
• 12:17:51: Melinda Gates–Mrs Bill Gates–on @CNN @alivelshi for solo interview! i’ve never seen her solo before!
  
• 12:45:09: @CruzanChoklate my grandmother had 4 children who had kids & the oldest of each set of grandchildren never married–i’m one of the 4
  
• 12:48:11: .@AliVelshi there’s no such thing as “eating better”. we are omnivores. it’s all good.
  
• 18:25:05: i'm out here near Carmel visiting my hairdresser friend Ann. i got about 3" cut off!
  
• 18:26:35: we're visiting while she cooks us some spaghetti!
  
• 21:10:10: i'm still here visiting my friend Ann, but i've got 2 phone calls about 2mrro's Lions Club mtg i had to take so she got bored, called her bf
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-21-2010

• 00:08:53: watching American Masters: Cachao Lopez
  
• 00:10:46: @22DanielleM sounds like fun, tho me, i’ve only flown once, 15yrs ago
  
• 00:41:50: #shutup special k! you sound like you’re selling jeans, not cereal! of course jeans don’t lie…if u buy the right size
  
• 00:50:27: #shutup activia! he doesnt want his digestive system regulated!
  
• 01:00:10: who would! not me either! RT @MzStarrBurst RT @DyNama: #shutup activia! he doesnt want his digestive system regulated!
  
• 01:02:51: #shutup pier 1! nevermind what a 6x6 cubicle inspires, it’s amazing what your bra inspires!
  
• 01:15:36: no thanx RT @Lexie70727 @dynama hey I just got an iPhone 4 for nothing!, Serious! Totally Free, Get one now! http://bit.ly/c…
  
• 01:18:17: i don’t recall ever watching a zombie movie
  
• 01:29:41: is that a zombie movie? Sandra Bullock, eh? RT @Ndege @DyNama Watch 28 Days!
  
• 01:41:48: @Ndege it says there’s a longer US version called 29 Days Later, lol
  
• 01:43:58: the battery on my laptop just discharged & the laptop went into hibernation…even tho it *was* plugged in!
  
• 01:46:40: #shutup @abcworldnews! WNN, talking to plants does not make them grow better!
  
• 02:03:10: more insomniacs get their news from World News Now than from any other source! http://WNNfans.com/ 11 fans needed for 20,000!
  
• 02:13:26: #shutup touch of gray! she’s “got big plans” for him…till she finds out he’s an idiot who doesnt know what to do & cant still do it
  
• 02:34:48: cool @BrookeBCNN you’re vaguely a celebrity and one of the 1st to follow me back!
  
• 02:37:32: i hate seeing fish drowning in the air
  
• 02:38:04: RT @pribbibility: All people on earth are only separated by 5000 generations at most! We're all cousins! according to Michio Kaku
  
• 02:38:57: @pribbibility i love playing 5000 degrees of separation!
  
• 02:49:54: @BananaAnna2008 i could drown in a lot less coffee than i’d have to drink
  
• 02:54:40: aye aye, captain! RT @TheWritersDen Off to work I go. I order you all to have a great day =)
  
• 10:13:37: i have never made a snow angel. that was just not something that was done when i was a kid.
  
• 10:20:05: @EmAgain u play with ur kids in the snow? so u’ve probably made a snowman much more recently than me too!
  
• 12:17:02: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 14:17:45: drank my instant cappuccino with my truck-driving neighbor, now i'm visiting the brown ladies across the street
  
• 14:24:34: @EmAgain oh yeah, hot chocolate & cats on my lap huddling together for warmth is my idea of a good time
  
• 15:18:18: @davesib that is clever!
  
• 15:19:48: @EmAgain sounds like fun! my cats are 7 and 9, i havent had a kitten for too long.
  
• 16:48:57: @EmAgain i like dogs but i love cats! i cant imagine not having an animal or 2. my neighbor has a terrific dog so i enjoy him vicariously
  
• 16:59:01: @EmAgain there is some responsibility for sure. ppl laff when i say i have to spend some time w/my cats but i do feel i owe them that.
  
• 17:04:06: yum! sounds delish! RT @Jamberta: I'm going to eat hamburger tonight. Just so you know.
  
• 19:44:55: Humans have the same number of genes as a chicken…and fewer than an ear of corn
  
• 22:33:32: sports reporter on @WCPO has colorful phrases: footballer was “pounded like a cheap piece of veal”
  
• 22:34:59: .@22DanielleM thanx for the #shoutout! you’re awesome too!
  
• 23:54:16: i avoid using “a couple” as an indefinite № cuz in people, a couple is exactly 2. i use “a few” instead
  
• 23:55:38: i don’t get the GEICO commercial with the disco mirror ball.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-20-2010

• 10:15:08: about your health: Swear By or Swear At Nutritional Supplements http://t.co/oB1qEot via @blogger
  
• 10:34:54: 4/5 of us who work for…wages make less than $20 an hour. This is a poor country. We’re a nation of the working poor…http://j.mp/9Bp6no
  
• 10:36:59: When a politician criticizes the nation’s unemployed for being lazy, it’s treated [by MSM] as a legitimate point of view…http://j.mp/9Bp6no
  
• 11:12:33: when you write in a candidate’s name on the ballot, do u have to spell it correctly? Mercowsky, Murcowski, Murkowsky…
  
• 11:16:42: .@RobPortman Ohio’s 400,000 lost jobs is a net loss. Lt Gov @LeeFisher may have created a million jobs FAIK
  
• 12:17:59: lmao! @KittyKatMeoww @AdrianneCurry making it in George Lucas’ pants?? lol
  
• 12:54:59: Dana Bash of @CNN has a terrific figure!
  
• 12:59:54: Outlook Express 6 on winXP has a limit of 2gigs for any mail file. it will error if a file gets that big–“unknown error”
  
• 13:01:24: that file limit in Outlook Express has been learned by experience & much frustration
  
• 13:03:04: most of my mail downloading goes into 1 file (which looks like a folder in OE6) but it does immed delete some mail…
  
• 13:04:43: …so don’t let Deleted Items folder in OE6 go over 2gigs either :(
  
• 13:05:57: if my mail downloading were being sorted into umpteen folders i’d have to watch that none of them go over 2gigs!
  
• 14:31:16: i think we need more punchdub games. punchcaf: hit ur friend whenever u see a starbucks logo; punchbird: punch buddy when u see a red bird
  
• 14:33:37: of course dont tell ur friend ur playing a game in which u get to sock him/her, keep ur advantage till u get in a few punches
  
• 14:36:01: punchbimbo: punch ur buddy whenever u hear anyone say “Paris”
  
• 14:38:29: i love House MD but sometimes the show is so intense i dont feel like watching it
  
• 14:41:18: if i were going to commit crimes, i’d choose the place with the most overcrowded prisons
  
• 14:44:18: no matter what motivational speakers say, some things are impossible
  
• 14:49:28: 1 study said celebs send 90% of all tweets–nonsense, @BrookeBCNN
  
• 14:56:38: .@CNN keeps promoing Barbara Walters’ “Final Interview” on Larry King, but it isnt actually Barbara’s final interview
  
• 15:01:51: i have no prob w/witches, some of my best friends are witches
  
• 15:09:51: RT @FakeAPStylebook: Journalists have a serious responsibility to their readers. Honor this by ensuring you have, in fact, identified Ho ...
  
• 16:10:44: i think we should cut everyone’s taxes to zero.
  
• 16:53:48: i'm here at my Former Employer's for my investment club mtg
  
• 18:22:33: got here at 6p for mtg (@ Former Employer) http://4sq.com/aZPfx0
  
• 19:26:21: here w/Doug & Donna! like old times! (@ Frisch's) http://4sq.com/ddcEoL
  
• 20:54:42: @Jamberta nope, just an investment club meeting
  
• 20:56:06: @Jamberta i’d probably my job back if they offered it. i’d swallow my pride and hide my resentment
  
• 21:03:52: yay, Castle!
  
• 21:09:28: .@watergatesummer Castle will have a good explanation…i hope @Jamberta
  
• 21:11:39: so far starting out a little weird RT @QuackityQ Whooohoo RT @DyNama: yay, Castle!
  
• 21:20:54: mmm, #Castle’s Beckett is looking fine‼
  
• 21:25:53: yes, well-written RT @TarnishedTofu This interrogation is hilarious. #Castle
  
• 21:39:28: started out weird but got good RT @TarnishedTofu I love this show. #Castle
  
• 21:41:12: RT @hiloecho: "Morality is of the highest importance -- but for us, not for God."
  — Albert Einstein #atheism
  
• 21:52:04: ignore the latest health news. the only cure for diabetes is a new pancreas. weight loss will not cure diabetes
  
• 21:59:04: #Castle was good!
  
• 22:00:21: i loved it! RT @Jamberta @watergatesummer THAT was fabulous‼!
  
• 22:02:58: we’ll miss you! RT @BrittOH Signing off Twitter. And proving @ALLPROALLDAY wrong. I’m not gonna tweet all day tomorrow. Watch!
  
• 22:11:51: @tekphreak @Shoq George Orwell said the same thing in “1984”
  
• 22:15:55: .@sarahjoybrown enjoyed Castle, recorded House, Chuck, & American Masters on PBS! Good TV night!
  
• 22:16:33: @Hot_tober pleasant dreams
  
• 22:20:08: .@watergatesummer @Jamberta they deliberately deceived us, making us think Castle & Beckett were drawing on each other
  
• 22:28:56: @22DanielleM do u have a financial interest in those? just curious. what is @yellowfindining?
  
• 22:29:55: RT @susanorlean: Love O'Donnell paying her mother $3000 for "financial consulting". Also using campaign funds to buy dinner at a crappy ...
  
• 22:32:19: political ad here accuses “Obama & Pelosi” of cutting “hundreds of billions” from Medicare. did they really?
  
• 23:12:04: @22DanielleM well, if @Oprah goes there, they owe you a drink or 3!
  
• 23:30:50: @22DanielleM oops, i presumed they were local. again my ignorance about Australia is showing
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 09-19-2010

• 00:03:36: Murder By The Book right now on tru.tv takes place in Cleveland
  
• 00:09:51: bad mood or good? RT @bossxbitch18 Just watched Why Did I Get Married Too … tyler perry movies always put me in some type of mood!
  
• 00:34:57: i’m liking a new group, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings. but what is a Dap-King?
  
• 01:48:12: @girlwithnoname i’ve had to use search & replace
  
• 02:08:04: @caseymichele22 aw, you unfollowed me
  
• 03:01:48: @jennifurret it's probably a wolf spider :)
  
• 03:06:52: @jennifurret that's the only one i know the name of
  
• 09:44:34: yep i'm back just 12hrs after i left! (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 09:47:24: so last nite i went to McD for fish samwiches, was hanging out w/the regular McD gang when i got a call from my lupus neighbor
  
• 09:49:08: she said she was preparing to sit out on her porch. a few min later she called again to say she'd got to watching Bruno
  
• 09:51:03: that slowed my departure from McD cuz i don't want to watch Bruno. nothing i've seen or heard about the movie makes me want to see it
  
• 09:53:24: but i eventually got to her place & said that & she immed turned the channel to the #cincyreds game which is better than a movie anyway
  
• 09:54:42: i dont like missing any part of a movie even when i do concent to watch one. dont expect me to if i've missed the 1st 5 min
  
• 09:57:03: did i misspell consent? durnit
  
• 10:03:01: oh-oh RT @MzStarrBurst: i want ihop, but im trying to get back into the no-food lifestyle.
  
• 10:07:37: @Hot_tober read something
  
• 10:10:53: @bbergzz whew, i'm getting dizzy
  
• 10:12:06: @Hot_tober the thief erased everything on ur phone? that is nasty
  
• 10:14:39: @skirrid i presume suet pudding is better than it sounds
  
• 10:21:00: @brittfromcle2 whew i'm getting dizzy. ur sure u wouldnt rather be bbergzzzzzzzz?
  
• 10:22:00: @SSBohio you had me at marjoram!
  
• 10:55:35: @skirrid suet here in US is just a cake of fat ppl put out for birds. my mom use to melt it to put in sunflower seeds then let it harden
  
• 11:01:29: ahhh, just like the good ol' days! RT @JailBurst: Welp. I'm in jail.
  
• 11:04:48: @AdrianneCurry Alyssa Milano once said on Tonite Show she was so desperate for a date, she'd go out w/any man who didnt chain his wallet
  
• 11:06:43: @ElyssaD tuna cat food is almost as good & much cheaper!
  
• 11:17:37: @AatRB u can tweet from a kindle??
  
• 12:49:25: just had 1:21-long phone call w/Lion friend, now that we're friends again, about our upcoming 65th Anniv Charter Night!
  
• 12:50:59: she volunteered to chair the event when everyone else presumed we wouldnt do anything special for it! & no Pres turns down volunteers!
  
• 12:55:44: i just saw at McDonalds a height-challenged woman (i'd guess 4' tall) w/huge cleavage!
  
• 14:26:22: .@brittfromcle2 i can see it, racking ur brain for weeks, what’s a good name for twitter? eureka! i’ll add a “2” to my old name! #teasing
  
• 14:44:10: Snapped on Oxygen portrayed a #Cincinnati murderess at 230p, Dante Sutorius, another at 330p, Adele Craven
  
• 14:55:15: #shutup timewarner! “tonite we laugh & feast.” there’s none of either during the commercial
  
• 15:35:35: @AatRB wow i had no idea!
  
• 15:38:39: so i just found out from @AatRB that u can share passages from books on twitter & surf the web on your Kindle!
  
• 15:58:32: .@AatRB all eBooks need now is a “used” market, so u can buy eBooks cheap & sell them back, & i’ll be convinced
  
• 16:06:41: only had 5hrs of sleep last nite minus a period after a bad dream (!) in which i couldnt relax, so i’ve dozed off twice this afternoon
  
• 16:08:07: last nite visiting my lupus neighbor, we did go sit out on the porch, joined by our old brown wino neighbor, till about midnite
  
• 16:10:24: we’re sitting there & Angie says “we need some snacks w/our ice tea” but she didnt have any, so i offered my sour cream & onion chips
  
• 16:15:22: Sarah Shourd looks much better without the head scarf…and that’s also my opinion about hoodies
  
• 16:34:14: how can a woman be forced into prostitution? all we need is more unresponsive women who’d rather be elsewhere
  
• 17:32:38: i like how @NBCNightlyNews uses it’s initials “NN” as a screen wipe cuz that’s my initials too!
  
• 17:50:58: i have never used drugs, neither have my brother & sister. my mother is almost teetotal, the rest of us have a drink occasionally
  
• 17:54:14: Of, relating to, or practicing complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages. RT @brittfromcle2 @DyNama teetotal?
  
• 17:57:43: @brittfromcle2 mom will accept a glass of wine on special occasions, but frequently gives it to dad to finish
  
• 18:02:04: @brittfromcle2 it’s kind of funny, cuz i’m a hippie wannabe, my bro got 20yrs in the Air Force, sis took wine-tasting class in college
  
• 18:03:29: @brittfromcle2 Mother says relatives when she was growing up were alcoholics, but she has always overreacted to drinking
  
• 18:04:55: @brittfromcle2 if i tell her i went out for drinks twice in 1 week, she’ll say “be careful, u dont want to be an alky”
  
• 18:59:04: .@brittfromcle2 the funny thing is that Mom&Dad are totally mystified how they managed to raise 3 kids relatively drugfree!
  
• 19:22:11: she’s a runner w/a knee injury twice now in need of surgery. is she actually better off for that exercise?
  
• 19:23:26: .@brittfromcle2 that’s why my sister’s daughter getting addicted to oxycontin is so startling!
  
• 19:25:50: @brittfromcle2 if so i don’t know it. Laura is the niece/nephew i’ve always thot was most like me
  
• 19:38:28: this episode of 60 Minutes has had both Cialis and Viagra commercials
  
• 19:39:56: @brittfromcle2 i have not heard she was ever prescribed painkillers for any reason
  
• 19:42:04: next week is the season premiere of 60 Minutes? i hadn’t seen 2 of the 3 articles in today’s episode
  
• 19:42:55: @SSBohio that lol and the age of the men who watch it
  
• 19:47:16: lol RT @SSBohio Is that because your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? :) RT @gettyjh: I’d choose my life over yours any day.
  
• 19:48:36: .@doctoratlantis so A Song of Ice and Fire is not a song, it’s a book
  
• 19:49:28: RT @rationalists: I made a Christine O'Donnell voodoo doll, and now I'm making it touch herself, *there*. Mwuhahaha
  
• 19:53:25: .@Breathless74 aw, poor baby! have any dvds u can watch?
  
• 19:53:42: RT @steviebthetruth: Rt this if you don't have kids
  
• 19:56:16: @Bubblypoo u know, most ppl lose at a casino, that’s how they stay in business, no?
  
• 19:58:42: @Breathless74 i know how that goes! i’ve got dvds, stuff recorded, tv shows downloaded, but i didnt feel like watching any of them
  
• 19:59:38: RT @UppityWomyn: @hyattch I guess the sign you are not a kid anymore is, you stop asking santa for things, & start asking Oprah.
  
• 20:00:55: a new season of Masterpiece Mystery on PBS starts right now!
  
• 20:05:26: when i watch British TV i frequently turn on close caption cuz i sometimes have trouble with the accents
  
• 20:07:43: an Insp Lewis mystery & a leftover sausage mcmuffin, life is good
  
• 20:30:52: @Bubblypoo oh yeah!
  
• 21:28:22: .@WongoWoman in fact there’s a tv show on PBS 2mrro at 10p about the “father of the mambo”, Cachao Lopez!
  
• 21:31:49: i like Insp Lewis mysteries but they are not classic mysteries that “play fair”, we arent given enuf info to figure out whodunit
  
• 21:33:47: @WongoWoman yes, my tv listing calls him an Afro-Cuban bassist. sounds pretty interesting considering we were just talking about mambo
  
• 21:37:21: @SSBohio exactly. i still like the sitting room mysteries best myself, like Agatha Christie,…
  
• 21:37:51: @SSBohio so i wouldnt care for Lewis if i didnt like the characters
  
• 21:39:46: @WongoWoman i’ll probably enjoy it then! i hadnt heard of him till now, just not an area i’ve paid much attention to
  
• 21:42:38: @SSBohio oddly enuf, the Insp Morse stories that Lewis came from were more logic puzzles
  
• 21:49:27: @WongoWoman speaking of dancing, how are you? you doing pretty good these days?
  
• 21:56:11: @WongoWoman good, i’m glad to hear that!
  
• 21:58:48: @SSBohio i loved Morse, i have all 33 episodes, but yes i love Miss Marple & Poirot, nobody writes em like Christie, i still read them
  
• 22:00:38: @SSBohio & i’m a big fan of Holmes, i’ve read The Complete Sherlock Holmes 3 times. Jeremy Brett’s Holmes is exquisite
  
• 22:03:05: @SSBohio only seen a couple Foyle’s but they were good. i’m also a fan of Dalglish, Ellery Queen, Nero Wolfe, & Simon Templar “The Saint”
  
• 22:08:18: 80,000 brats were sold at #Cincinnati’s Oktoberfest this weekend
  
• 22:12:10: @WongoWoman no, the hot dog! are they spelled the same? i never thot about the 2 words
  
• 22:15:51: .@QuackityQ as i told @WongoWoman, i meant the hot dog! i have no stats on the sale of troublemaking kids!
  
• 22:17:37: .@QuackityQ but i wish i did, that’d be worth knowing!
  
• 22:18:37: @Hot_tober nitey nite
  
• 22:20:15: @PrettyCakes_ i think “sexting” is illegal in my state
  
• 22:22:19: @MzStarrBurst that’s probably good–everything is better w/choc syrup on it–but not the right kind of chocolate, is it?
  
• 22:23:15: @PrettyCakes_ yes, tragic! i’m all for naked pictures!
  
• 22:25:40: Oprah ad for 2mrro’s show claims it’s crucial info, a wake-up call for all…but apparently not important enuf to reveal in the ad
  
• 22:43:24: i keep my nails cut short so that means most of the time i have to use a knife to get the cover thing open so i can plug in my phone
  
• 22:46:19: RT @danudey: The pope says atheists pick and choose their morals. True. As an atheist, I don't hate people just because someone told me ...
  
• 22:57:45: u get a LOL for Tweet № 16,000! RT @MzStarrBurst Needless to say…well, I’m not gonna say it since there’s no need.
  
• 23:26:35: ahhh yes, @MzStarrBurst, these were the good ol' days 3/28/10! http://twitpic.com/2q7641
  
• 23:42:49: you’re on tonight! RT @MzStarrBurst This glass of shut the fuck up is on the house. Cheers.
  
• 23:44:30: i’ve invented a new tranquilizer. i call it Damitol.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com