From Twitter 10-30-2010

• 02:35:43: Slash’s real name is Saul Hudson
  
• 02:36:48: Aleve ad lady asks “why am i still thinking about this?” apparently just to make a commercial
  
• 12:27:40: @QuackityQ @badwebsites Seagate FreeAgent has 2T & 3T drives. i’ve had one 1T drive fail but 1 is still going strong →
  
• 12:29:14: @QuackityQ @badwebsites my seagate 2T drive clicks, goes offline, but is still hanging in there, working fine at the mo →
  
• 12:33:38: @QuackityQ @badwebsites office depot has a 2T drive by verbatim at a nice price i havent tried yet, verbatim is a co that’s been around →
  
• 12:41:39: @QuackityQ @badwebsites my most reliable ext drives are my oldest, 120g by iome.ga and 300g by Maxtor, no probs at all →
  
• 12:45:04: @QuackityQ @badwebsites (i have to put a dot in iome.ga cuz a program substitutes an Ω if i write the word) →
  
• 12:48:07: @QuackityQ @badwebsites seagate mgr tells me to return my failed 1T drive but seatools diagnostic passes it, doesnt give me a return auth №
  
• 13:17:49: huh, my opinion of Kid Rock has gone up. he sang, he played keyboards, the song was well-written
  
• 13:19:43: my opinion, already low, of Sheryl Crow remains unchanged, tho her song at the Rally is pretty nice
  
• 15:29:04: my Walmart no longer carries grapefruit soda that i’ve been drinking since Coke eliminated Citra
  
• 15:32:38: #Ohio #GOP ads harp on what current governor said in his campaign 4yrs ago w/no acknowledgemt that economy cratered since then
  
• 15:45:59: i dont know if estate taxes are right, but probating an estate is essential to avoiding a landed aristocracy class
  
• 15:50:03: the catholic church is the world’s largest single property owner precisely because it never goes thru probate
  
• 16:00:15: do concealed carry laws allow one to have a gun at the airport?
  
• 18:29:06: McRib! (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 18:32:10: @badwebsites i'm ambivalent about Seagate/Maxtor cuz some have failed & forums dont always like them either
  
• 18:33:39: @badwebsites but Seagate is widely available over the counter in this area so that's what i get. i'd like to try a different brand tho
  
• 18:40:20: @badwebsites no not loud, but i think they have fans (i have tv on so i dont really notice). the 2T clicks a lot but i'm getting used to it
  
• 18:53:28: @badwebsites i do kind of favor cheap drives. i calculate $/gig. i'll probably try Verbatim next. it's $129 for 2T.
  
• 18:56:17: @badwebsites they say up front that ur data is lost, u wont get the same drive back. all i have on it is porn anyway & its backed up
  
• 18:57:42: @badwebsites solid state drives are coming, a drive that is RAM rather than a magnetic disk
  
• 19:05:06: @badwebsites my neighbor keeps apologizing for his dog barking but to tell the truth i dont notice. i guess i get used to it
  
• 19:06:41: @badwebsites a geek friend keeps telling me to spend the extra $$$ and get a good one, any marked NAS, but i havent yet
  
• 19:17:01: @badwebsites lol i actually think about selling a hard disk already full of porn
  
• 19:20:03: @badwebsites that's what he said. i always wondered about the brand called Black Armor
  
• 19:56:37: @badwebsites aw, too bad. it sounded nice
  
• 19:59:21: @badwebsites a desktop computer? i’ve only had laptops, 5 since 1983. my current dell is 6yrs old & falling apart
  
• 20:03:43: @badwebsites yep, but i figured either i’d stay home too much on the puta…or else i’d be out & never use it
  
• 20:05:14: @badwebsites but laptops are supposed to be _more_ durable, take shocks better, temperature range, &c
  
• 20:06:28: @badwebsites i agree, everyone seems to think there’s nothing to building a puta or their peripherals
  
• 20:07:58: @badwebsites the last puta i used as a CAD draftsman was built by the guy in the next cubicle! it was nice once he worked the bugs out
  
• 20:09:08: @badwebsites (i got laid off a year ago after 19yrs in CAD & 30yrs at the company)
  
• 20:10:24: @uglywebsites i have a secret account too, for talking dirty!
  
• 20:14:00: @badwebsites i paid $650 for my 1st 1T drive 4yrs ago! i wanted to be an Early Adopter. 6 mo ago i paid $145 for a 2T drive!
  
• 20:18:47: @badwebsites that one failed after 34months, the drive letter just stopped showing up. i forget the brand at the mo
  
• 20:24:11: @uglywebsites so why are u bad- and uglywebsites? are u a webpage designer?
  
• 20:27:03: @VeriVicious we are talking about external hard drives, godammit! @uglywebsites
  
• 20:33:56: @Breathless74 will she go with you?
  
• 20:39:01: "Junkfood Science: Experimenting on a new generation" http://is.gd/gvj7D
  
• 20:40:33: @Breathless74 just cuz u werent invited? @dausonlovi
  
• 20:42:09: @VeriVicious oh, my bad. i don’t know why @uglywebsites has a secret account yet
  
• 20:44:30: @Breathless74 i didnt know how old she was, or whether staying w/the rents till she graduated was an option
  
• 20:47:33: @VeriVicious lol. i started using twitter following porn stars and centerfolds, but they’re not very chatty. <1000 tweets from that one
  
• 20:51:51: @VeriVicious i tell them about porn movies i’d like to see but they rarely reply :(
  
• 20:54:28: @VeriVicious yep, very few celebs ever reply (even minor ones), they’re no fun
  
• 21:01:46: @brittfromcle2 boob talk usually gets you _more_ followers
  
• 21:11:49: .@Breathless74 she’ll survive. she’ll be a junior in hi school?
  
• 21:13:31: .@EmAgain divorce is just like the marriage except u get to sleep with other people, no?
  
• 21:37:08: that’s so bunny RT @MzStarrBurst So now I guess I confuse words that rhyme and have no other connection to one another. Nice.
  
• 21:40:57: @Breathless74 i had the impression it wouldnt be for a while. welcome to the midwest!
  
• 21:44:41: aw, poor baby RT @Jamblasted I'm cold and it hurts my back when I breathe. I'm so pathetic.
  
• 21:48:33: RT @SellABitHarlot: Can someone dress up as a monogamous relationship loving man with a big dick, and come
  By my
  House for some umm candy
  
• 21:52:14: @Jamblasted nah, we’re hoping twitter makes you feel better
  
• 22:00:49: @Breathless74 i saw u tweet about hating your job. is it the same job u trained about a month for a yr or so ago?
  
• 22:06:09: @HairySucker a trick-or-treat booth Thu was playing music i think i recognized from The Exorcist–Tubular Bells by Michael Oldfield?
  
• 22:08:19: @Breathless74 too bad that didnt work, but on to better things, eh?
  
• 22:10:19: nitey nite @oceanchick99-a-doodle
  
• 22:15:15: RT @TirzaFury I need 2 sit @ROGERtink just brought back horrible memories of tweetle beetles battling in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle
  
• 22:17:11: @TirzaFury that’s a great tongue-twister!
  
• 22:28:59: @jennifurret http://twitpic.com/32ftcc - nice
  
• 23:01:54: Trick or Treat!
  

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From Twitter 10-29-2010

• 09:03:53: oops, i got my baptists mixed up. i put freewill baptists on my lions agenda when i should’ve put bible baptists
  
• 09:05:34: i‘m sure we all have great hair! RT @Jamblasted RT @DyNama: .@Jamblasted twitter said you @WongoWoman & i r similar? \\ yeah…maybe our hair?
  
• 09:07:58: personally the part i dislike the most about my pat-down search at the airport is that the searcher is wearing gloves
  
• 09:11:14: i’d rather pat-down searchers at the airport were the opposite sex
  
• 09:13:22: i got a $20 at walmart then went to the library to run copies, thinking when i paid an overdue fee, i’d get change →
  
• 09:16:18: incredibly, i didnt owe any overdue fees. the libe doesnt give change, so i had to go up the street, buy a cup of coffee just for the change
  
• 09:46:44: #shutup campbells! “it’s amazing what soup can do”? taste good & satisfy is all i ask, even cupcakes do that
  
• 11:53:55: anyone who thinks the govt took over health care is sadly mistaken…or lying
  
• 11:56:13: the reform bill shouldve been more accurately called “health insurance reform”
  
• 13:22:28: stop bullying! we need laws to prevent everyone from saying bad things about anyone
  
• 13:23:11: actually most of these negative political commercials are clearly bullying behavior
  
• 13:29:54: @actiVwater thanx for the #ff, but u should know i drink cola, coffee, tap water. i was impressed with ur square bottle but didnt buy any
  
• 13:58:00: funny how we seem to have more security scares just before elections
  
• 15:31:38: you too! RT @actiVwater @DyNama That’s OK. Still love yours tweets! Have a good weekend. :)
  
• 15:36:45: they have square bottles too! RT @actiVwater …TWIST…contest - win a yr’s supply of water by suggesting their next flavor! http://ow.ly/312sv
  
• 18:08:40: i’ve never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show either
  
• 18:39:44: i’m not sure it would be appropriate for a high school chorus such as in Glee to do Rocky Horror
  
• 18:48:43: oops, i just spilled a little milk on my laptop
  
• 18:58:15: you’re so vain, you probably think this Taylor Swift song is about you
  
• 19:03:44: a negative ad against 1 politician accuses her of lies & smear tactics, but i havent actually seen any of her ads
  
• 19:04:22: time for Medium‼ @MediumSeason7
  
• 19:34:04: a few days ago, my @seagate 2T ext drive would fall off line several times a day. since then it’s stayed online w/o any problem
  
• 19:35:52: 1 of my cats has significantly bigger eyes than the other one
  
• 21:38:43: i just invented glasses that makes the whole world look 3-D
  
• 22:21:29: on the table next to me, i’ve got a glass of milk, a cup of cold coffee, and bottles of water and apple cider
  
• 22:32:31: but glittery legs are worth it! RT @PrettyCakes_ …Don’t spray glitter on your let’s after shaving. It burrrns… ! D’;
  
• 23:26:16: Duane Johnson on the «Faster» trailer says “god cant save u from me”. he cant?
  
• 23:30:43: i could easily fall for a slut
  

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From Twitter 10-28-2010

• 11:03:47: no only have i never seen The Goonies, i know nothing about the movie
  
• 11:28:59: Mike DeWine’s ads for #Ohio AG are horrible distortions
  
• 11:30:55: @skinnyblackgirl but u look good doing it!
  
• 11:33:38: .@ihuntmidgets wow, ur getting tons of birthday greetings! happy birthday from me too!
  
• 11:36:17: i want an electronic monitoring device. what’s the minimum crime i have to commit?
  
• 11:41:24: who on earth needs a light bulb that lasts 10 years or more?
  
• 11:47:12: @MyNeuroticLife so u dont hate…what’s left?…your car and your home?
  
• 17:09:26: uptown for beggers night (@ Highland County Courthouse) http://4sq.com/d1sMWa
  
• 17:14:27: @Nickdrumr2 @EmAgain i missed ur delightful replies! i had to quit tweeting to get something done
  
• 17:15:42: tonight, not Halloween, is beggers night in my county. it has been moved to the 4th Thu for 6 decades
  
• 17:16:45: who has the authority to move Halloween you ask? the juvenile court judge
  
• 18:03:41: delaying the start of my Lions mtg to await the Lions uptown doing trick or treat
  
• 21:01:35: .@Jamblasted twitter said you, @WongoWoman, and i are similar?
  
• 21:12:38: @QuackityQ that must be it! @Jamblasted @WongoWoman
  
• 21:21:57: speaking of hair, worked beggers night tonite uptown w/a young lady in KISS makeup who had gorgeous waist-length hair
  

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From Twitter 10-27-2010

• 01:28:42: @davesib hi dave. last week i thot my reapplication had been approved, today i go to the website & it looks like i have no claim pending
  
• 01:31:28: @davesib i reapplied again, but it being 10months since i worked, i dont know if it'll go
  
• 01:33:43: @davesib i've not got mail nor email from unemploymt saying i've been denied
  
• 01:36:08: @davesib filing for unempl before my paychex from McA stopped was a big mistake. i could just cry about it
  
• 01:50:22: RT @expatina: False advertisements are illegal for cereals. Why not for politicians? Gop spreads more lies. NYT http://nyti.ms/aotv67
  
• 10:35:19: now the public is voting good dancers off DWTS. if i watched it, i would quit watching in disgust
  
• 12:25:42: heading uptown to my bank
  
• 12:26:23: i have indeed been denied further unemployment benefits
  
• 12:47:32: @QualityHillJoy thanx
  
• 12:49:18: @EmAgain dont really know. i have savings but should i be using them up already? i suppose i need to get a job :(
  
• 13:05:49: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 17:29:25: @davesib in this particular case it was my big mistake of filing the day i got laid off rather than when McA stopped paying me
  
• 17:30:29: @davesib if i hadnt, benefits wouldve lasted at least a year, to january
  
• 17:31:27: @davesib i can appeal, and have. i think mike will be given a copy of my appeal
  
• 17:34:47: Sen Harry Reid has had tough re-elections before. once he won by less than 500 votes
  
• 17:36:28: RT @gentley1300: By switching off a 60w light bulb for 6 hours, you will have saved enough energy to light a 60w light bulb for 6 hours
  
• 18:22:47: i’ve never seen Footloose
  
• 18:28:20: aw, @BlackGod917, you unfollowed me :(
  
• 18:30:02: i’ve not seen any of the Toy Story movies
  
• 18:51:20: today's Extra was about the Women's Conference, Avon Fdn For Women, & Susan G Komen. why are there no male equivalents?
  
• 22:18:36: #shutup @WLWT! drinking pop increases ur risk of getting diabetes 25%? pathetic! my odds go from 4 in 1000 to 5 in 1000?
  
• 22:21:18: @davesib hubpages spellchecker is pretty bad then!
  
• 22:22:40: @davesib i think you must type my @ name every time instead of clicking on “reply”
  

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From Twitter 10-26-2010

• 01:24:01: so here’s my twist on the classic OCD symptom. 1 u hear about a lot is an OCD sufferer thinking he left a burner on his stove on
  
• 01:27:37: i have a pipe under my bathroom sink that drips when the water is on. the leak drips in a bucket which is fresh drinking water for my cats
  
• 01:33:11: it’s a slow leak i dont worry about, but if it dripped long enuf, the bucket would overflow, so i turn off the main water supply
  
• 01:37:22: (my house is a century old, there are no gate valves on any of the water fixtures)
  
• 01:39:34: i started my trip to Cleveland yest morn positive i had turned the main water valve…but a few miles down the road, i started worrying
  
• 01:41:51: what if i had turned the valve the wrong way and turned the water on rather than off? the pipe would drip for a day & a half
  
• 01:43:58: i had visions of the bathroom flooding, the floor joists getting so soaked they would crack & the house would cave in
  
• 01:47:14: nevermind that i had *never* done that before, i started worrying that my house was going to be ruined
  
• 01:49:24: i was 99% sure i had not made that mistake…but i was not absolutely positive. 20mi down the road i almost turned around to check
  
• 01:51:15: i went on to my destination, the visions never far from my mind. they came back strong on my way home, at 1 point i broke out in a sweat
  
• 01:53:06: when i got to my door, i hesitated for a moment to prepare for what i was going to see…
  
• 01:54:43: i finally went in to find my bathroom dry! i had turned the water off…like i usually do.
  
• 01:57:06: this OCD is crap! what a tremendous waste of psychic energy :-/
  
• 02:09:44: .@yourgirlnxtdoor i’ve never been diagnosed w/OCD but episodes like this make me think i could. my lol was rueful
  
• 02:11:28: @yourgirlnxtdoor wouldnt that be pathetic! that would be debilitating, so i guess i’m glad i dont have it that bad
  
• 02:16:10: @yourgirlnxtdoor a guy once told me i need to be on Paxil. he said it would change my life! i would worry it’s changing my personality
  
• 02:20:10: why does changing the size of your stomach (bariatric surgery) get better PR than changing the size of your boobs?
  
• 02:21:42: California has 22 million drivers
  
• 02:22:36: @yourgirlnxtdoor bedtime for me too. thanx for listening! nitey nite
  
• 02:40:45: now @abcworldnews just showed footage along gulf coast showing a long stretch of oil-stained beach. i hadnt seen that before
  
• 02:44:23: I'm reviewing my newest followers at http://www.followerreview.com #followerreview
  
• 02:52:26: why, yes, @Madonna, i’d love fitness advice from a singer :-/
  
• 02:59:34: .@momonthesauce no time for a gentle rain, no time for my watch & chain, no time for revolving doors, no time for the killing floor
  
• 03:00:22: RT @mindymayhem: "Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in (cont) http: ...
  
• 03:12:05: just noticed 1 of my followers has no followers and no tweets and i’m honored to be 1 of her 9 foillowees @SofiaBlasius875
  
• 03:22:28: @Hot_tober yep it bugs the hell outta me! lol
  
• 08:07:59: Facebook is where ppl lie to friends; Twitter is where ppl tell the truth to strangers #fb
  
• 08:11:43: yest i deliberately downloaded a video. today i cant find where i got it, it has a cryptic, name, and is password-protected
  
• 11:00:35: i guess i’ll put off getting a bath till after the tornado warning goes by
  
• 11:06:54: maybe a juicy murder case! RT @AmyVernon Lunch break, then … jury selection for a trial. Maybe a criminal case?
  
• 13:38:23: i wonder if most Tea Party member know why the original Tea Party threw the tea in the ocean
  
• 13:40:39: @reneehendricks lol!
  
• 14:03:11: @Hot_tober doodie ass, eh? :D
  
• 14:10:04: i’d consider laser hair removal for the hairs at the corners of my mouth. for some reason they really get on my nerves
  
• 15:47:04: regional airlines account for half of all American departures
  
• 15:48:58: @SelfishMom DMs are now Messages at the top of the page
  
• 15:57:03: @AmyVernon aw too bad. i was on an attempted murder jury once
  
• 16:01:52: @KarenAlloy whatever turns you on!
  
• 16:04:15: @ceebee308 http://twitpic.com/3142rt - i'm sure Midnight is a big help!
  
• 16:18:35: don’t forget that proving smokers have a higher risk of Alzheimers does not prove that quitting would return ur risk to normal
  
• 16:22:53: yes she needs a bigger door RT @Nickdrumr2 @EmAgain typical yanks! Bigger is better. Not in this case.
  
• 16:24:04: cant think of any :-o RT @smashedthehomie I just need one good reason to buy a MacBook Pro.
  
• 16:27:09: i personally think pleasure and fun are essential nutrients of food. have u had ur minimum daily requirement?
  
• 16:28:34: i gotta get going. i’m going to a dinner celebrating Highland County Community Action Org’s 45th anniversary
  
• 19:03:33: oops, forgot to check in (@ Highland County Community Action) http://4sq.com/dpBtRF
  
• 19:12:35: @Jamblasted a guy i follow is swooning over Finn in his tighty-whiteys
  
• 19:13:49: .@nuckingfutsmama i thot Col Sanders died years ago
  
• 19:21:44: @brittfromcle2 wow. withdrawal much?
  
• 19:42:45: @brittfromcle2 doing ok. how bout you? are u needing a halloween costume?
  
• 20:11:52: damn. i wont get a check from unemployment this week for the 2nd week in a row. i may be finished after only 40 or so weeks
  
• 20:16:21: @AatRB my "benefit year" was over last week & i reapplied for more. last wk it looked like i was approved, today there's no trace
  
• 20:16:46: @Tim_in_CT i'll drink to that!
  
• 20:31:52: @AatRB no letters or emails so i reapplied, but it clearly is intended for ppl laid off in the last 6 months, & it's been 10mo for me
  
• 20:33:24: i am worried that they will ask to see my log of 2 places i applied to per week, which i must confess i didnt do
  
• 20:38:08: @Tim_in_CT to be honest, i have not tried to find a job, i've just been living off unemployment
  

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From Twitter 10-25-2010

• 01:24:15: the gov’t has never refered to the famous ufo area as “Area 51”. the 51 was part of the grip by the map maker
  
• 01:33:45: as u might have gather from previous tweets, i did watch a movie yesterday with my cousins, “How To Train Your Dragon”
  
• 01:35:17: it was good. it even choked me up a little at the end. the plot was formula: nerdy guy gets teased, saves the town, gets the girl
  
• 01:38:25: the same plot as another animated movie a few years ago, “A Bug’s Life”. and the plot presumed more intelligence in dragons than usual
  
• 01:39:14: still, it was pretty entertaining, & i liked the animation
  
• 01:41:50: 1 of my cousin’s sons, my 1st cousin once removed, is 16, and has been mad at his mother for 2yrs. consequently i saw very little of him
  
• 01:53:39: .@DyNama is ranked 1st at http://LocaFollow.com by Location:Hillsboro, Ohio - http://bit.ly/bb0JeY
  
• 01:56:53: in fact http://LocaFollow.com didnt find another tweeter in my town that had 1/10th the № of tweets
  
• 02:03:44: actually the ranking of tweeters on @locafollow is inexplicable
  
• 18:19:12: yes, @suzannesommers, i would love health advice from an actress
  
• 22:32:58: sorry negative ads, i wouldnt call spending “wasteful” just because i wouldnt have spent the money that way.
  
• 22:34:20: negative ads are by definition a distortion of the facts
  
• 22:35:29: gawd, the number of negative ads is overwhelming.
  
• 23:06:33: negative ads encourage voting against someone rather than for someone. this is a sad situation for democracy
  

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From Twitter 10-24-2010

• 07:31:11: and i'm up. slept pretty good, got up once to use inhaler
  
• 07:33:16: @QuackityQ tragedy!
  
• 15:51:36: @QuackityQ sorry i didnt get back to u, i was out enjoying this fine day :)
  
• 15:53:02: back home, gone from 8a Sat to 445p Sun. altho it was a funeral, it was actually an enjoyable occasion
  
• 15:54:21: .@QuackityQ so what’d u do re: making coffee? use newspaper? kleenix? just chew a few coffee beens?
  
• 15:55:54: do candidates pay the same rates for tv ads in october as cheerios pays in june?
  
• 15:57:52: heard a radio ad for a dating service that actually sounds like something i’d consider. It’s Just Lunch. 1st date is a weekday lunch date
  
• 16:00:19: i didnt do much tweeting from North Royalton cuz 1. i didnt bring my phone charger and B. he got pretty bad AT&T reception
  
• 18:17:11: @Breathless74 i dont bother arguing much any more either
  
• 18:29:27: nearly 20% of the unemployed in America have college degrees –60 Minutes
  
• 18:33:23: @Breathless74 durn, u mean the hundreds i’ve converted were just faking?
  
• 18:40:55: on the drive home today, a damn fool passed me on the left using the paved berm. i let him in before he ran out of berm
  
• 18:42:31: also i passed a pickup whose bed was full to the top with loaves of bread
  
• 18:43:41: i stopped at a white castle and got garlic cheeseburgers for lunch
  
• 18:45:34: my cousin had a monstrous meat tray at the wake, and gave me all the leftovers!
  
• 19:26:10: it seems every single wildlife show bands and puts tracking equipmt on the animals
  
• 19:43:24: crows can live as long as 20 years
  
• 19:56:02: #MasterpieceMystery just promoted it’s new Sherlock Holmes series w/slogan “The game is on” but it shld be “The game is afoot” @BBC
  
• 19:57:49: @BuckeyezBest yeah, try it at ur next party lol
  
• 20:35:40: are phone booths still common in London? they’ve all but disappeared here in the US
  
• 21:47:08: @Nickdrumr2 i always thot the crow in the Wizard of Oz was cute, landing on scarecrow’s shoulder & taking some of his straw
  
• 21:55:17: #shutup @seasonique! smoking doesnt increase the risk of women over 35 getting cancer, it just puts them in a group that has a higher risk
  
• 22:35:35: @Nickdrumr2 no, of course not, have a crow! take two, they’re small. in fact, u can have four and twenty
  

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From Twitter 10-23-2010

• 05:59:43: @yourgirlnxtdoor i got informed of when it was–today at noon–but no “i hope you’ll come” or “see you there”
  
• 06:02:12: i’ve been up since 6a, i think i’ll go to Cleveland. more specifically Lyndhurst and North Royalton
  
• 07:00:22: adding air to my tires, then i'll be ready to go
  
• 23:01:49: so i'm spending the night in my cousin's house here in North Royalton
  
• 23:02:44: he and his wife have 4 kids, so i get the couch, but that is fine with me
  
• 23:04:39: i got to the funeral house at exactly noon. the service at 1-ish was conducted by a Hungarian Reformed preacher
  
• 23:06:16: ther were 3 members of my cousin's father's family there, her, me, and the cousin i'm staying with tonite, all the rest was her mother's fam
  
• 23:07:59: i was honored to be a pallbearer as was the cousin i'm staying with
  
• 23:09:53: 2 of my cousin's 4 children didnt watch "how to train ur dragon" w/the rest of us, they had me pick out a movie
  
• 23:11:14: 1 of the non-watchers is college age, but just didnt feel like it. she's been reading the bible (!) all day, says she's bored
  
• 23:12:45: the other non-watcher has been in seclusion. it seems he doesnt like his mom so he tries to keep opposite hours of her
  
• 23:14:09: he's hardly said 10 words to me, but what he has said has been pleasant
  
• 23:15:35: now my cousin & his wife are in bed, i think some of the kids are still up but i dont see them at the mo
  

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From Twitter 10-22-2010

• 00:40:21: i’ve always wanted to try superglue fuming like on csi but i worry that the fumes are poisonous. doesnt superglue contain cyanide?
  
• 08:45:42: @christineromans thanx, that's what i figured
  
• 10:14:55: .@Swibart #FF is #FollowFriday where u make recommendations for ppl to follow
  
• 10:16:44: i think @Playboy needs a “Women of The Stein Mart Commercial” pictorial
  
• 10:39:14: i forgot to tweet about it but 1 day last wk my cats got into it, then about a ½hr later, the younger one came to me. u should’ve seen him!→
  
• 10:41:07: He looked like the loser of a prize fight! he had a dozen cuts & scratches on his face. 1 was close to an eye so he had it closed →
  
• 10:42:45: some of Miki’s scratches were still bleeding. he also had been chewed on on both sides of his neck, fur all matted →
  
• 10:44:18: the other cat, Shiloh, doesnt have a mark on him. Miki needs to learn to keep his dukes up
  
• 10:45:58: all i want for my cats is for them to have a good life. i hope our household isnt a toxic lifestyle
  
• 10:46:55: right now they’re both in the recliner w/me, getting along by ignoring each other
  
• 11:10:44: #shutup @WCPO! diabetes is not a lifestyle issue! and losing weight, incl bariatric surgery, does not cure diabetes
  
• 11:12:14: #shutup @WCPO! there is no such thing as “pre-diabetes”, no evidence that diabetes can be predicted
  
• 11:18:52: back in 2008, an HMO prescription mgr co announced w/glee that half of all Americans take at least 1 prescription drug
  
• 11:26:19: woman on @WCPO has a monstrous hairy pin on her lapel! still it’s kind of cute
  
• 11:39:51: regardless of what u’ve heard, requiring healthy ppl to buy health insurance will increase the risk pool and LOWER premiums
  
• 11:46:25: i hate those big pepper mills. i dont want someone else putting pepper on my food. i’d do w/o it if i cant do it myself
  
• 11:49:07: i put a massive amount of pepper on cottage cheese. that pepper mill waitress would be worn out
  
• 17:09:00: i like @microsoft #MovieMaker but at some point when saving a movie the “minutes remaining” starts counting up rather than down
  
• 17:13:38: while i’ve not spent a ½hr working on a Mac, i’m positive movie making software could not be easier or more intuitive than MS MovieMaker
  
• 17:20:46: @yourgirlnxtdoor the twitter home page actually shows what app sent the tweet. on my timeline, it looks like about 1/3 use the web
  
• 17:23:32: i like reading the anti-Tila Tequila blogs but none of my 3 faves have updated in weeks :( nothing to read
  
• 17:28:15: spikedtequila hasnt updated since the lambo, tilatruth since the brick, tilasrotspot since popcrunch …@EduardoRetardo
  
• 17:31:45: @yourgirlnxtdoor i read once that @tweetdeck was the most popular app. @hootsuite is i’m sure high on the list
  
• 17:33:28: @yourgirlnxtdoor but neither of them, nor the web, is good mobile, so a lot of web users have to find a mobile app away from home
  
• 17:44:57: that overeating and/or underexercising might have any role in diabetes is utter rubbish. how could either stop ur pancreas from working?
  
• 17:46:05: i have no desire to control my computer or my car with voice commands
  
• 18:47:43: @yourgirlnxtdoor here’s a recent web site that says only 14% use the web…but that is far more than any other client! http://j.mp/bsl1gI
  
• 19:05:11: @yourgirlnxtdoor i have a semi-smartphone, @snaptu #72 is the only twitter app i can find for it–it’s pretty good tho
  
• 19:09:35: Allison on @MediumSeason7 is somewhat accident-prone, no?
  
• 19:33:57: “Good work, Hand.” –Allison @MediumSeason7
  
• 19:43:25: nearly every episode of @MediumSeason7 is sooo clever!
  
• 20:35:34: the farther out the housing development, the higher the number of foreclosures
  
• 21:30:54: #shutup usps! “u ever think of decaf?” “that’ll be the day i take nutrition advice from a mailman.”
  
• 22:03:14: my cousin has not encouraged me to attend her mother’s funeral. another cousin hosting a wake for her hasnt either
  
• 22:07:30: it’s a 4hr drive for me. my aunt’s daughter is actually coming from Wash.DC. i havent seen either cousin in more than 5yrs
  
• 22:09:20: my mom’s brother’s daughter, my cousin, has always been cool to me. maybe she’s cool to everyone
  
• 22:10:59: i hope my other cousin, who lives there, will put me up for the night. the cheapest motel i can find is $49+tax
  
• 22:11:59: i’m not getting an unemploymt check this week so i can hardly afford this trip
  
• 22:14:20: as Yogi Berra said, “if u dont go to ppl’s funerals, they wont come to urs.”
  
• 22:22:47: @TukaNAdam eh, Milanos are okay. my current fave is chips ahoy choc chunks
  

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From Twitter 10-21-2010

• 00:17:38: the shared governance mtg at Head Start lasted maybe 1½hrs, then i hung around gabbing for an hr
  
• 00:19:20: then i got 5 chz coneys to take home which is what i’ve eaten today, tho i’ve still got apple donuts to finish off
  
• 00:21:07: i left most of the german chocolate cake at Angie’s yesterday cuz she has no appetite but will eat some cake. she gave me some choc milk
  
• 00:28:13: i havent decided whether to drive to cleveland for my aunt’s funeral. it is a 4hr drive & i didnt really know her
  
• 00:29:18: otoh, there wont be many ppl there, only 1 other relative lives in the area (much closer than me)
  
• 01:02:52: RT @watergatesummer: "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle.The other is as if everything is. ...
  
• 02:46:58: the visit is Sat noon to one, service & interment immed after. i could conceivably drive home the same day
  
• 02:48:29: in the past 5 years, 80 state legislators have been indicted or convicted of a crime, acc to @abcworldnews
  
• 09:24:39: last night i got into bed, kicked off my slippers…and 1 of them vanished! i cant find it anywhere!
  
• 11:13:15: hey, @AnnieDuke, welcome to #Cincinnati! nice appearance on @WCPO
  
• 11:27:24: i’m still missing a slipper
  
• 11:29:25: Jeff Dunham to 1-shoe-wearing Peanut: “hey, you lost a shoe.” Peanut: “no…i found one.”
  
• 11:35:04: #shutup @WCPO! scarfing down a whole container of ice cream isn’t “mindless eating” it’s indulging in sensory overload
  
• 12:21:30: 58.5% of working-age Americans have a job, at least a 10-year low
  
• 12:24:53: .@ChristineRomans “if u cant afford it, put it down”? u mean pay cash for car, or house? never buy stock on margin? start new biz in cash?
  
• 12:30:24: @indydina i wonder about keeping cable. i dont get HBO/SHO but if i want to watch Dexter, i can download the episodes
  
• 12:32:13: my weekly unemploymt benefit has been reduced by $20 by reapplying. i think signing up before i needed help was a big mistake
  
• 13:30:32: that was a new Voice, @AilVelshi, much more dramatic than the old Voice
  
• 13:48:28: @davesib doesnt hubpages have a spellcheck? Emperor, propagate, connived, Expelled depicted, why refer to scientist singular throughout?
  
• 13:53:34: @davesib if not, an online spellcheck is at http://www.spellcheck.net
  
• 13:55:56: if Ky candidate Rand Paul is not a christian, that’s the only good thing i’ve heard about him
  
• 14:21:10: @indydina i didnt even know about @DirectTV putting you under contract!
  
• 14:29:36: Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  
• 16:36:28: just realised a guy who unfollowed me on twitter because we disagree on a subject is still friending me on facebook #fb
  
• 19:12:38: happy friday! RT @brittfromcle2 At the grocery store, randomly feeling tipsyyyy.oh yeaj nothing better than being drunk at giant eagle
  
• 19:53:10: @brittfromcle2 doing okay, just sitting around doing nothin. how ‘bout you?
  
• 19:55:50: #shutup pepperidge farms! “does luscious dark chocolate feed u…or ur soul”? milk chocolate is much tastier, & more satisfying
  
• 19:57:50: i thought women on birth control didn’t have any periods, #seasonique
  
• 20:01:30: @AatRB u get a shot monthly?
  
• 20:05:39: @AatRB sounds convenient. the #seasonique ads says one has a period every 3 months
  
• 20:11:54: .@JayMohr is following in #RichardBelzer’s footsteps, a comic becoming a serious actor
  
• 20:23:02: @brittfromcle2 it oughta be a crime, being in xmas mode before halloween, or even thanxgiving!
  
• 20:35:14: @brittfromcle2 sure, i’ll call Chuck right away! i’ll tell him you said hi
  
• 20:40:22: @brittfromcle2 yep #highfive lol
  
• 20:46:06: watching #CSI about an extraordinary hoarder. i’m a hoarder but nowhere’s near that bad
  
• 20:48:54: higher taxes doesnt always result in more unemploymt. Pres Hoover raised taxes, unemploymt went way down
  
• 20:58:41: tv shows about hoarders make me uncomfortable
  
• 20:59:39: my cousin emailed me today but did not urge me to attend her mother’s funeral
  
• 21:04:25: #TheMentalist is starting out pretty good!
  
• 21:16:37: every show Cho and Rigsby have to chase someone #TheMentalist
  
• 21:17:41: ah spaghetti! i’m getting a secret serving of vegetables–yay, me!
  
• 21:34:29: why does the dancing on the #PartyCity commercials look so stupid?
  
• 21:36:36: The Talk on @cbs looks awful. i won’t be watching
  
• 22:02:59: i have a 7-port usb hub plugged into another 7-port usb hub plugged into my laptop. every once in a while the 1st hub goes offline
  
• 23:32:49: @davesib cool, enjoy!
  
• 23:36:49: @davesib oops. but mike can always get it online
  

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From Twitter 10-20-2010

• 09:54:43: sorry for neglecting you last night, twitter, dear, i was busy
  
• 09:56:42: not me! too disgusting RT @davesib @Dynama I thought everyone had watched dirty jobs.
  
• 10:45:31: making a movie w/MS MovieMaker. 1% done, 361 minutes remaining. i had to exit every prgm to get it to start
  
• 10:58:50: what bugs me about the constant proselytizing on the news today is the presumption that everyone is at the same risk
  
• 11:00:32: in fact we all have wildly varying risks in every category. most are not worth issuing general alerts to everyone
  
• 11:01:54: we are not all at the same risk for breast cancer, identity theft, or swine flu
  
• 11:03:39: we would save lived if we banned skydiving, but some ppl are more likely to die from that than others...& they cant be identified
  
• 12:07:25: shared governance training (@ Highland County Community Action) http://4sq.com/dpBtRF
  
• 15:27:21: MovieMaker was 16% when i left 3hrs ago. it's still 16%, says it has 1404min to go! the output file is 80% the size it's supposed to be tho
  
• 20:16:47: Check this video out -- Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell http://t.co/wAd6EHK via @youtube
  
• 20:23:05: Dan “D.B.” Cooper’s plane ticket back in 1972 only cost $20
  
• 20:45:12: @VariantVal now that’s what i call a bad week!
  
• 20:49:08: RT @indydina @DirecTV, as I’ve said, has a great business model. Take money. Provide nothing. Their bottom line must be awesome.
  
• 21:04:40: .@tsum pretty amazing!
  
• 21:05:43: @indydina timewarner isnt much better. my bill goes up every year but they cut channels, never add any
  
• 21:07:09: is pollen bad here in the SW Ohio drought? my wheezing is worse than usual
  
• 21:42:02: experience is what you get right after you need it
  
• 21:52:47: LOL RT @MzStarrBurst You can do that tonight. Go head girl! RT @illustriousoul: 930 tweets until 30,000 :|
  
• 21:56:53: i had stupid baseball on tv waiting for the 10 o’clock news
  
• 22:37:11: I signed the "CBS Pay More Attention to 'Medium' " petition! http://petol.org/SaveMed #petol
  
• 22:43:07: #theeconomyissobad that Gladys Knight had to lay off one of her Pips
  

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From Twitter 10-19-2010

• 02:31:26: i had a recording of Rebecca Creskoff’s stunning nude scene on Hung but somehow i deleted it
  
• 03:08:59: had to run out to get cigarettes!
  
• 03:12:03: while i was out, i put out garbage. then i discovered i’d dropped my phone somewhere. i found it in my back yard, getting rained on
  
• 03:15:17: what i ate today: 2 apple fritters, 2 donuts, 1 garlic parm hot dog, 1 yogurt, 1 choc pudding, coffee, glass of 2% milk
  
• 03:23:44: i called the place i ordered smokes from. they held my paymt for 6 days, then shipping can take 2-3 weeks. it’s been 23 days
  
• 03:44:05: Hisss, @MallikaLA ‘s new movie, hasnt been released yet but already has 28 ratings on imdb
  
• 04:04:26: RT @sznq: Cats are supremely confident... They don't even entertain the absurd notion that you might not be an avid fan :)
  
• 04:13:20: RT @gwynncompton: A universe without intended purpose is far more comforting than one kept in line by vengeful tantrums of a petulant go ...
  
• 04:20:19: i usually only need to use albuterol 1ce or 2ce a day. i nearly always need a dose immed before going to bed--even if i got 1 15min before
  
• 11:33:08: I may not be here to titillate, but I am not sorry if I have that edge. Ppl aren’t coming to the theaters to see me in a burqa. –@MallikaLA
  
• 11:37:02: aaaaah, got my shipment just now!
  
• 11:39:05: my lupus neighbor Angie just returned my call. we arranged to have coffee & cake at 730p. she’s having a flair, has no energy or appetite
  
• 13:20:29: my house is 779 paces from here (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 13:23:27: crap, i added wilmington's new Goodwill but forgot to check in yesterday
  
• 13:27:18: ignore this, my stop here was last night (@ Goodwill) http://4sq.com/aLkXBZ
  
• 13:30:52: RT @JesusWife: Christine O'Donnell questions the separation of church and state. I question the separation of O'Donnell and her brain.
  
• 13:37:41: @TilaOMG i remember Tom Bosley more for the Father Dowling Mysteries
  
• 13:40:40: @ceebee308 that was in Macbeth, wasn't it?
  
• 13:43:20: @PinUpMom later. wait for a dramatic moment after ex moves in
  
• 13:47:30: @momonthesauce i didnt watch Happy Days, but i did watch him in Father Dowling Mysteries
  
• 13:52:27: @yourgirlnxtdoor everyone needs a good day now and then!
  
• 13:55:03: damn is right RT @BuckeyezBest: damn @Ted_Strickland is down 10 points to @JohnKasich? #UhOh
  
• 13:56:57: i totally agree! RT @SoopDeVille: <--- Underemployed & Overtly fabulous. & if you disagree your mama aint raise you good.
  
• 13:58:55: @yourgirlnxtdoor doing ok, you? i'm sitting outside drinking coffee, reading twitter, & enjoying a warm fall day
  
• 14:00:06: @ceebee308 i always get those 2 mixed up
  
• 14:01:54: @ceebee308 i like Shakespeare's line trying to get the dog to go do his biz outside: Out, damned Spot, out I say
  
• 14:04:46: @smashedthehomie so u luv the other 349?
  
• 14:06:25: @momonthesauce did he play the sheriff of Cabot Cove? i marvelled at his New England accent
  
• 14:07:22: @yourgirlnxtdoor here, too, in Ohio
  
• 14:09:13: @QuackityQ better than faux news, no? (aka fox)
  
• 14:10:31: @momonthesauce for a mo i thot he was the guy on Charlie's Angels, but the character was named Bosley, not the actor
  
• 14:25:14: John McCain’s introduction of Sarah Palin to the national stage will keep him out of heaven
  
• 14:33:20: @QuackityQ me too
  
• 14:36:12: Sarah Palin has won 5 elections but hasnt won one since 2006. she won more than she lost, & she won more elections than George W Bush
  
• 14:45:00: i enjoy seeing Kristin Davis and Mary Carey in politics but their candidacy is irrelevant to me cuz all politix is local, NOT national news
  
• 14:46:40: .@BrookeBCNN just pronounced Corp. as in News Corp. “core”
  
• 14:49:55: #TimeWarner dropped some of my local channels forever saying they couldnt come to an agreement several years ago
  
• 14:52:24: in all my reading about #Ohioan Annie Oakley, i have never come across a mention of her ever missing a shot
  
• 14:59:11: my nick “DyNama” is a word i invented as the name of a christian symbol i designed back in 1972, eventually i appropriated it for myself
  
• 15:01:25: i havent worked in a year. it’s basically a paralysis, not being a particularly courageous or outgoing person. here’s some of my fears:
  
• 15:03:26: 1. i was comfortable at my last place, i worked there 30½ years. perhaps i was bored but i had every intention of staying till retiremt
  
• 15:05:15: 2. my office was 5 blocks from home. i went home for lunch every day. i put less than 5,000miles on my car a year
  
• 15:06:09: i’m scared of driving a lot every day, of being away from home 10hrs a day
  
• 15:07:36: 3. i would go around the office saying “good morning” to everyone, then go to my computer without needing to talk to anyone
  
• 15:09:16: i hate the idea of dealing w/the public, or even extensive collaboration w/fellow employees
  
• 15:11:40: my CAD drawing were always a collaboration w/surveyors and field crews but most of the time i got left alone to do my thing
  
• 15:14:58: 4. i dress “business casual” even in my offtime, having a job that requires a tie or even a suit every day totally petrifies me *shudder*
  
• 15:15:53: hey, i’m a former hippie wannabe. i used to sneer at men wearing a tie, choking the oxygen to his brain
  
• 15:18:03: the Berlin Wall was more meant to keep ppl in, not keep ppl out
  
• 15:22:05: okay, maybe i’m a crybaby about losing my job. but i have no one to nag me on
  
• 15:23:31: typo on @CNN writing on the screen!
  
• 15:25:36: i’ve never watched “Dirty Jobs” so when Mike Rowe started doing the Ford commercials, i didnt know who he was
  
• 18:22:34: .@davesib i run winXP but i dont have MS Movie Maker, cant find it to download
  
• 18:39:51: visiting my neighbor Angie
  
• 18:43:32: RT @jenny0101: Some days, Sarah Palin's stupidity just saps my will to live. I want to be paid millions for being a moron, too!
  
• 20:25:28: when i go to Angie's, we watch on tv what she wants to watch, so i'm being forced to watch Bill OReilly and DWTS ;(
  
• 20:26:49: Angie calls her 80yo mother every time DWTS is on to make sure she's on the right channel
  
• 22:23:12: i left rather than watch Sons of Anarchy. whew
  
• 22:26:13: .@davesib ignore that tweet. i found moviemaker on my puta & i’m learning how to use it
  

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From Twitter 10-18-2010

• 01:56:42: target has a refillable filter so u can use ur own ground coffee, $18 ←i.e., for the Keurig coffeemaker
  
• 08:16:31: at first i thot the commercial for Rod Stewart's new album was a joke
  
• 09:47:34: @momonthesauce gladly! i saw it had been deleted
  
• 10:03:08: the #TeaParty allowing Sarah Palin to co-opt it will ultimately destroy the movement
  
• 10:09:12: i can barely stand to watch @CNN #ShowbizTonight cuz it's "news" is old. they always seem a day or 2 late
  
• 12:03:22: @actiVwater i love square bottles! yours are very nice
  
• 12:04:05: @momonthesauce were you on the sauce when you deleted it?
  
• 12:06:12: my 2T drive erroring regularly so i plugged it into a different USB port which stopped them for now
  
• 12:08:42: @momonthesauce that’s clever, i thot you’d have to wait a few days before being able to get it again
  
• 14:54:34: i’m on hold, since 350p
  
• 14:58:08: RT @DiggsWayne: In the same breath that they tell you there's a childhood obesity epidemic they're drugging children who are active.
  
• 14:58:50: RT @DiggsWayne: Embracing an ailment that's been identified and diagnosed by the very people who stand to profit from the illness is not ...
  
• 15:06:13: i was on hold for 16min
  
• 15:17:29: i never once thought Rep Gary Condit had anything to do with Chandra Levy’s death
  
• 15:23:31: @Breathless74 mmm, that sounds nice! a new job, a clean babe, and hot chili!
  
• 15:28:15: @momonthesauce it sure did. before, he was a well-respected congressperson, reelected several times
  
• 15:30:52: @Breathless74 you’ll work different shifts? bummer
  
• 15:33:59: 24hr news channels made politics seem to be a national sport but it isnt. what politicians say in other states is irrelevant to me
  
• 15:35:45: @Breathless74 well, he’ll just have to quit sleeping!
  
• 15:37:10: me too, it’s just much ado about nothing RT @momonthesauce I’m so sick of politics. You guys just vote.
  
• 16:17:10: I'm at Dollar Tree (2829 W State Route 73, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/bJ48Sk
  
• 16:43:00: I'm at Wal-Mart Supercenter (2825 W. State Route 73, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/dvF1Q0
  
• 18:48:27: @Breathless74 ur moving to IL?! leaving ur beloved Maine?!
  
• 19:41:22: @Breathless74 wow, instead of me being betw you & @jamblasted, you’ll be betw us
  
• 20:33:03: .@Breathless74 @jamblasted that would be so cool‼
  
• 20:33:59: @momonthesauce i so agree
  
• 21:59:26: news tease: “we’ll tell you why it’s on the table & why it’s being considered”. isnt that redundant?
  
• 22:21:56: #shutup campaign ads! *every* politician votes for spending! it’s their job!
  

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From Twitter 10-17-2010

• 04:01:22: it's been nice knowing you! RT @fyreflye: Cooking and about to eat a picked mushroom, fairly confident its a shaggy parasol, if not... bye x
  
• 08:58:13: guess i'll check out #burgerking breakfast
  
• 09:25:21: I'm at Burger King (North High Street, Fenner Avenue, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/d29AnL
  
• 09:36:19: my verdict on #BurgerKing biscuits & gravy: bland. dbl the # of biscuits as McD but 1/2 the gravy! pretty stingy
  
• 09:38:01: i also got a #BK breakfast bowl but i'll have to save it for later. coffee i have to put cream in myself. 10% senior discount!
  
• 09:39:45: i'd never asked for the senior discount here before, asst mgr didn't ask for any documentation. i must look old enuf *sob*
  
• 09:42:05: i think i'll go to Eastgate Mall. the quest would be for some more $1 folding crates. the only quest at Dayton Mall wld be more square bttls
  
• 09:44:20: square bottles will recede as a quest as i slowly convince my OCD i dont need any more. frankly i have more than i can use now.
  
• 09:46:10: i have about 20 square bottles of tea that expired earlier this month. i'm not crazy about tea so i'm not guzzling it too fast
  
• 09:47:52: so will i drink tea that's meh 3 mo after expiration when it's freezing outside? not very likely...unless i pour it in a cup & mwave it
  
• 09:49:16: @fyreflye and how were the shrooms? floured and fried?
  
• 09:52:51: @HairySucker well you're apparently not feeling so bad u cant fantasize about the nurse
  
• 10:02:40: RT @DrEvanHarris #tamlondon @jonronson @Glinner agree "Facebook is where u lie to yr friends, Twitter is where you're honest to strangers"
  
• 10:03:12: RT @SexCigarsBooze: Facebook is friends you slept with in school; Twitter is people you’d like to have a quickie with.
  
• 10:05:40: @HairySucker fantasize w/emphasis on the "size", eh?
  
• 10:07:04: @fyreflye sounds yummy!
  
• 10:08:55: asked for a refill on coffee, they gave me a new cup+lid rather than refill the old, used-up cup
  
• 10:10:04: at #BurgerKing, that is
  
• 10:12:06: @AatRB @fyreflye in south central Ohio millions or shrooms are grown in underground bldgs, kept cool & damp
  
• 10:14:04: @Nickdrumr2 now ur not a moron for what you don't know...
  
• 10:17:01: @HairySucker i used to tease a friend that a spongebath from gorgeous nurse is something i've never done. he'd say careful what u wish for!
  
• 10:20:46: RT @1938media: Las Vegas. Where woman from all over the world come to dress like cheap American hookers.
  
• 10:25:26: my #seagate 2T hard drive clicks all the time, freq has to buffer for 30sec, but seagate mgr says it tests ok
  
• 10:27:42: i just licked my glasses to polish them, my desire for clear vision apparently higher than fear of getting felgercarb on my tongue
  
• 11:37:08: i said do you speak my language? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
  
• 11:37:49: when i enter a room, i dont turn the lights on, i turn the darkness off
  
• 11:40:14: very nice warm day to be out (@ Office Depot) http://4sq.com/9zJ4bl
  
• 11:51:43: #4sq says it's been 6wks since i was here last. hard to believe!
  
• 11:55:51: i'd like a leaf calendar that's not padded but post-it
  
• 12:41:50: so this Office Depot had Post-Its in a bin w/shelf tag that said they were $4. they were supposed to be $7 but they gave me the $4 price
  
• 12:42:44: @fyreflye i dont know. i think theyre owned by Campbells Soup
  
• 12:44:31: they were 6 pads of 65 shts samba colors w/2 red pads. the shelf tag actually said 5 pads in the pkg
  
• 12:45:54: i was going to get 3, an odd number, but when the clerk handed them back, he threw in another, so i got 4 for $4 ea
  
• 12:47:55: they also had a sale on 3x3 post-it removeable labels, reg $6, this week $1! limit 3 so i got the limit!
  
• 12:49:19: i usually say at checkouts "there's some bargains!" but i prob shouldnt have said that this time since my bargain was their mistake
  
• 12:51:01: I'm at Target (100 Rivers Edge Dr, at Milford Pkwy, Milford). http://4sq.com/biZoh1
  
• 13:12:32: some say a woman w/multiple husbands makes more sense, but not if the primary object is to make lots of children
  
• 13:17:06: the fact that a beautiful but stupid woman can attract so many followers & earn so much money says something bad about America
  
• 13:35:28: my neighbor has a square bottle of teriyaki sauce (or something like that)
  
• 13:39:17: all the pre-measured coffee makers, incl pods & senseo, are gone, except keurig, the most expensive
  
• 13:41:39: target has a refillable filter so u can use ur own ground coffee, $18
  
• 13:46:51: i'm afraid i have no idea what coffee is supposed to taste like. i've never had coffee that was so bad i couldnt drink a cup
  
• 13:47:23: ...except 1 time when i accidently ordered espresso
  
• 13:57:50: i refill a beautiful square bottle of Fiji Water. i didnt know where Fiji was sold. i found the bottle i have on the ground
  
• 13:59:29: now i know 1 place where Fiji water in square bottles is sold: Target, & they're about 1/2 price at the mo
  
• 14:03:50: if i have to bend over to pick up my cig butt, i'll pick up any others in the immed vicinity. that's how i roll
  
• 14:05:49: u've been diagnosed w/Bush-Palin Syndrome, whose major symptom is a false sense of pride in ur ignorance
  
• 14:43:59: I'm at Dollar Tree (4530 Eastgate Blvd, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/9tdz6C
  
• 14:54:38: no foldable crates left at Dollar Tree...so i didnt buy anything else there. that'll larn 'em!
  
• 15:24:50: Eastgate's Circuit City is becoming a Marshalls
  
• 15:27:20: already done there, spent about 45min (@ Office Max) http://4sq.com/cDjkqb
  
• 16:22:46: 0 for 3 at Eastgate (@ Borders) http://4sq.com/aqaw8h
  
• 16:24:06: actually i checked in to Office Max just as i was getting to Borders
  
• 16:25:35: then 4sq wouldnt let me check in again for a min or 2 & i forgot. now i'm almost ready to go home
  
• 16:26:46: i havent bot anything at Office Max, Dollar Tree, or Borders, but i enjoyed being out today
  
• 16:30:06: what's the big deal about Justin Bieber's hair? isn't that a typical Beatle haircut?
  
• 16:47:51: I'm at Meijer (888 Eastgate North Dr, at Glen Este Withamsville, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/9xqZEN
  
• 16:51:03: Meijer has Fugi water in square bottles for a lower price than Target's reg price. they also have a Meijer knockoff in a square bottle
  
• 16:52:54: they also have Twist flavored water, the inspiration of my obsession, which i had only found in a close-out store
  
• 16:58:40: i looked all over my Walmart, never found a single square bottle of any beverage. Meijer has them all over. even olive oil
  
• 16:59:33: too bad i cant think of a use for olive oil
  
• 17:00:49: activwater also in square bottles
  
• 17:02:07: ok that's enuf about square bottles
  
• 17:26:13: time to head home
  
• 17:27:29: even i'm getting bored by the subject of u-know-what. this morn i thot i was about over it
  
• 17:29:17: i was right behind a goddess at the checkout too! prob in her 40s, she had long brun hair & an exquisite figure
  
• 18:45:03: what strikes me about watching a century-old film is how little human skin is visible. ppl were clothed from head to toe
  
• 18:52:45: @celtfiddler phooey! but he did have a tremendous beer belly…without ever once drinking a beer
  
• 19:02:19: last week, football delayed the start of #60Minutes by an hour while i waited. today i was away from home but 60Minutes didnt wait for me
  
• 19:04:01: i dont worry much about my now-expired bottles of tea cuz 1. i dont generally worry, and B. btls are filled to the top & sealed
  
• 19:43:38: @celtfiddler idk. he wasnt diabetic and he’s been jaundiced for several years. his blood ammonia levels were extremely high last week
  
• 19:47:38: do elephants and other plain-dwelling animals ever get struck by lightning?
  
• 19:55:19: @QuackityQ i watch wildlife prgms, dont recall any ever saying
  
• 23:02:07: Rebecca Creskoff, who has a fabulous nude scene on “Hung”, has also guest starred on “Hannah Montana”
  

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