From Twitter 03-30-2010

• 00:02:09: .@LilHappyHeathen i took a medical sociology course at college & prof said there's no reason ulcer patients cant have spicy foods but...
  
• 00:03:09: .@LilHappyHeathen the patients expect that prescription so doctors always say it
  
• 00:11:58: .@LilHappyHeathen i find it fascinating too. i suspect we've medicalized things that werent considered diseases in the past, like heartburn
  
• 00:15:53: .@LilHappyHeathen we've become conditioned to relief in a pill, better living thru chemistry
  
• 00:39:00: when some1 says that i always say oh yes it does! RT @QuackityQ @TabooLaRossi hiya Taboo how do you do...that never gets old :)
  
• 00:40:26: love this obscure song! @thereisawayjose BRUCE COCKBURN – If I Had A Rocket Launcher ♫ http://blip.fm/~nsuot
  
• 00:43:01: .@TabooLaRossi hi TLR, how's it going?
  
• 00:49:49: .@TabooLaRossi not too shabby
  
• 00:52:21: .@TabooLaRossi i thot i'd try an ethernet usb adapter to fix my flaky LAN port but since i got one it hasnt been flaky.
  
• 00:57:56: .@thereisawayjose i always pronounced his surname the way it looks, recently found out he pronounces it "CO-burn"
  
• 01:02:05: wavy or strait but always down @Taby74 Ok another poll for the audience: Hair...wavy or straight...up or down...Go...
  
• 01:03:17: @QuackityQ nitey-nite
  
• 01:13:41: @TabooLaRossi but i cant, my only computer is a laptop
  
• 01:16:54: they didnt and that's why i'm here! @Joniesha22 #IfTheCondomBreaks #youmightwannastop
  
• 01:27:07: .@TabooLaRossi not having available slots is a big drawback about laptops
  
• 01:33:03: .@TabooLaRossi so did u hear a copy of the 1st Superman comic, Action Comics from 1938, just sold for $1-1/2million
  
• 01:35:12: *snicker* RT @TabooLaRossi: @DyNama It's good that you clarified with the 'about laptops' part. :)
  
• 01:40:46: .@TabooLaRossi likewise. i had a #1 spider-man, gave it away way back when. the oldest i still have is #35 but it's in awful condition
  
• 01:45:55: frankly i dont even believe the calorie numbers they put on food
  
• 01:48:49: .@OTOOLEFAN Leno is funny, Letterman is quirky, so was Conan, but i actually taped & watched all 3 monologues, now Jimmy Fallon
  
• 01:52:00: .@futuredirected yep i agree, the last 3 Repub admins have done that
  
• 01:56:53: .@futuredirected him too. i did forget him!
  
• 01:57:46: .@Taby74 best wishes for your family, Taby
  
• 02:01:23: .@ihuntmidgets so would that be a compliment to ur significant other to say "oh, you medusa!"?
  
• 02:03:56: .@MsSelitaEbanks nitey-nite
  
• 02:08:54: my sun is in Cancer + 3 other planets are in Cancer, & if i'd been born an hour earlier, my Moon would have been in Cancer too--it's in Leo
  
• 02:09:51: .@66Betty good night
  
• 02:16:29: .@futuredirected oops, missed ya! night, Samantha
  
• 02:20:52: Absolut vodka produces 600,000 bottle a day
  
• 02:29:17: 70% of the alcohol consumed in Russia is vodka
  
• 02:32:19: under U.S. and European law vodka must not have any distinctive aroma, character, color or flavor.
  
• 02:38:37: a teacher is only somewhat able to be judged by the success of his/her students
  
• 02:40:16: my biggest prob w/Shroud of Turin is that the image could be of anyone, we dont know what Jesus looked like
  
• 02:55:30: Exasperin (n.) any hard-to-open bottle of pain reliever
  
• 02:58:22: it's about bedtime
  
• 08:26:56: morning twitterville
  
• 08:51:32: ur allowed to bump cars out of ur way in NASCAR races? are they going to start looking like demolition derbies?
  
• 09:05:36: since i bot an ethernet usb adapter, i havent fallen offline once...without installing it
  
• 09:26:40: anyone who thinks a food can remove fat and still taste the same--or better--is either wrong or worshiping science too much
  
• 09:28:04: i just wrote my Senators to express my disgust at the thot of the Post Office cutting delivery on Saturday
  
• 10:22:06: RT @jodotcom: RT @jazgar: WHICH party has all the KKK, white supremacist, neo-nazi, skinhead types again? I forget. #tcot #tlot #teapart ...
  
• 10:52:27: thanx! RT @JailBurst: I will not let her miss my 100,000th tweet. Nor @GheiNextDoor, @SuperCoolTnicki, @DyNama or @Faeriebratty
  
• 11:36:20: my twitter friend @MzStarrBurst has tweeted 50,000 times in less than 4 months & is on the verge of her 100,000th tweet!
  
• 12:12:07: can one really be driven to commit suicide?
  
• 12:15:15: .@Taby74 *fingers crossed*
  
• 12:28:10: .@MzStarrBurst is on the verge of her 100,000th tweet! but she's being a big tease about it!
  
• 12:51:20: i let it ring 7 times RT @VariantVal: wasn't there a 10 ring rule at one time?? #phoneettiquette
  
• 12:57:15: so Sandra Bullock has no plans to adopt her husband's kids? what does that have to do with anything?
  
• 13:21:09: .@tsum no. but cutting service is not the answer. USPS doesnt want to charge us 50¢ so UPS will charge $9.95
  
• 13:23:21: .@tsum we had 7-day mail delivery till the 1920's. multiple deliveries in 1 day is still within living memory
  
• 13:25:53: the census would be impossible without the Postal Service. no other org could deliver to every single house in America
  
• 13:29:37: .@HairySucker dogwood too!
  
• 13:31:14: i hate to disturb my cats when they're out cold even tho i don't think cats ever get insomnia
  
• 13:34:35: .@tsum i have vlc, also gom player, but media player classic is the 1 associated w/vid files. also the dvr software can play it's own files
  
• 13:35:47: .@HairySucker there's a few on walnut st here in Hillsboro--big white flowers coming out
  
• 13:38:10: .@Taby74 aw, too bad. my condolences, Taby.
  
• 14:10:02: http://twitpic.com/1c0j2d - walking uptown for a cup of coffee, passing a dogwood beginning to flower
  
• 14:11:08: @davesib no, thanx for reminding me
  
• 15:04:55: .@davesib yes
  
• 15:21:26: .@davesib u'd been hearing from them more often than that? cool. tell 'em i said hi
  
• 15:24:56: ur getting good at it! @VariantVal another day successfully wasted!!! Yes!!
  
• 15:37:24: #shutup Bayer aspirin! the guy thot he was invincible cuz he'd been fooled into thinking we can predict who'll get heart attacks
  
• 19:13:24: .@Faeriebratty 100k! paaarteee! eventually
  
• 19:14:53: .@tsum not me, nor any of the old ladies who live around me: they put mail out on their mailbox for pickup
  
• 19:17:05: .@tsum few biz prosper by cutting svc. a restaurant that cuts hours loses biz cuz former customers are never sure when they're open
  
• 19:20:09: .@tsum ppl who use mail will start using ups just cuz of the thot that if it arrives on fri, it wont get delivered for 2 days
  
• 19:22:41: .@tsum ups & fedex cherry-pick the profitable biz, but usps's mission is 2 *visit every house in america daily* which admittedly doesnt pay
  
• 19:25:28: .@tsum yes i tried every player i could find on my puta, all had a big lag, by about 10seconds
  
• 19:38:38: .@tsum that's what i'm asking, is there a better one? i've had vlc for a while but havent used it much cuz i chose mpc to be the default
  
• 19:41:33: .@tsum 9 tweets to 1,000! w00000000t!
  
• 20:49:43: .@66Betty ugh, i hope that doesnt happen often
  
• 20:51:05: .@GoodGrief71 1000 update limit?
  
• 20:55:32: .@GoodGrief71 have you been told there's a limit?
  
• 22:07:09: .@GoodGrief71 oh, you mean twitter jail! limits on how often you can tweet. i thot u meant total
  
• 22:15:47: .@GoodGrief71 i've only got the msg a few times so i didnt think of it
  

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From Twitter 03-29-2010

• 00:00:25: .@Joniesha22 in the 80s, April Wine made a song called If You See Kay
  
• 00:19:03: .@66Betty agreed.
  
• 00:19:46: @66Betty but Bush43 taking office, which was just 9mo before, that seems a long time ago
  
• 00:23:50: full of yogurt? lol RT @Leazzel @DyNama just what I've thought. But, I'm sure your full of it. Srssly
  
• 00:48:05: .@Jamberta Happy Birthday To You!
  
• 01:28:30: .@Jamberta u share ur birthday with Eric Idle (1943), Lucy Lawless "Xena" (1968), and Man O' War the champion racehorse (1917)
  
• 01:45:34: Dr James Naismith invented basketball while a professor at a YMCA college and the game initially spread thru YMCAs across the country
  
• 08:02:39: .@celtfiddler if u can take religion foist on u, more power to ya! but just like any other closeted minority, coming out is liberating!
  
• 08:12:55: we need some pix! RT @MyNeuroticLife: New skirt tmrw and killer heels. Hot guy at work - you better watch out :D
  
• 08:24:27: deja vu? RT @Chyrl_Holbrook: Just got the strangest feeling while driving into wilmington. odd.
  
• 08:29:27: i never dreamed @MzStarrBurst would quit twitter just short of 100k tweets! i'm sorry i helped make a big deal out of it :(
  
• 08:31:40: .@tzikeh every American gets 25 shares!
  
• 08:35:27: u got an iphone for £60? bargain! RT @KyeLani: Fuckin hell. No wonder it cost £60. This was just delivered by UPS! http://twitpic.com/1bqwg1
  
• 08:39:13: i liked her in The New Avengers RT @MovingToMontana: Joanna Lumley is the best!
  
• 08:41:07: oh me too! RT @reeema: @MzStarrBurst <---- I love them lips
  
• 09:47:04: it hasnt been 8 decades since we had 7-day mail delivery. yes, we used to get mail on sunday!
  
• 09:47:51: cutting Saturday mail will be a disaster
  
• 11:09:23: .@Ndege i dont blame u--@VariantVal is a doll! cheers!
  
• 11:13:05: .@MzStarrBurst nah, 100k is just a number, not really a big deal. i didnt stop driving my car when it hit 100k miles, now it has 145k!
  
• 11:18:51: @JailBurst besides, ur only ranked #25 on tweetwasters! if u tweeted from only 1 account, u'd probably be in the Top 15!
  
• 11:20:53: @JailBurst btw i dont know what ur 5th account is
  
• 11:54:53: ok so i like gossip. in fact i love reading about the train wreck that is Tila Tequila
  
• 11:56:54: i've flooded my kitchen 3 times this month by accidently leaving the water running, and just barely missed doing it again just now
  
• 12:02:45: .@MzStarrBurst i'll hit 10k tweets in a month or so, but it's just an excuse to party!
  
• 12:04:52: .@flawnt some ppl are trying to make #FF mean #FriendFollow so u can do it any day
  
• 12:09:46: .@QuackityQ i hope i'm not getting forgetful!
  
• 12:11:27: downloading a torrent that has taken 47hrs, only 6 pieces to go! not a monster file, just a movie
  
• 12:32:22: torrent is done...finally
  
• 12:34:08: Dear US Postal Service, sometimes you have to charge what it actually costs, Love, DyNama
  
• 12:36:05: ha! @QuackityQ @DyNama As I tell my father I have half-zheimers I just can't remember what I did with the other half :)
  
• 12:39:04: if the US Postal Service starts cutting service, private enterprise will just move into the breech. UPS will deliver on Saturday...for $4.95
  
• 12:44:12: i havent upgraded cuz of important addons too RT @40yroldatheist @lwdgrfx anothr option? http://bit.ly/dK1Hw
  
• 12:46:41: the govt fought churches over Sunday mail delivery for years until unfortunately the churches won
  
• 12:51:42: that was tweet number 9,400! we arbitrarily love them zeros!
  
• 12:57:18: .@godlessgirl the Columbus OH chapter of American Atheists decided to picket a Christian Science church once back in the early 90's
  
• 12:59:08: there is nothing wrong with eating. all living things do it
  
• 15:49:18: i'm over visiting my neighbor
  
• 17:26:27: my parents just called me to ask why i never call them, but then their dinner arrived and they hung up real quick
  
• 17:27:39: they called me, from IHOP to McDonalds
  
• 17:30:23: @celtfiddler TX was also the home for 30yrs of Madalyn Murray O'Hair and American Atheists. whatever. u'll get fed up soonor or later
  
• 17:31:42: @celtfiddler so what is ur Lions Club up to? we used to have a Mothers Day Rose sale but i dont think we're doing that any more
  
• 18:18:56: we are no more addicted to high-fat high-calorie food than robins are addicted to worms
  
• 18:20:11: got away from my neighbor's around 530p, had a mushroom&swiss angus burger at McD, now i'm at wal-mart
  
• 18:21:28: i'm going to get an ethernet usb adapter, here or at radio shack next door
  
• 18:25:19: i think most of the grown-ups who restrict the sweets their kids eat must have lost at Candyland when they were kids
  
• 19:37:40: gawd i hate the Old Navy commercials. i dont mind the manikins but i hate that 1 gets fired & cries
  
• 19:39:05: RT @MarleeMatlin: PLS RT My pilot MY DEAF FAMILY debuts on YouTube WITH captions in ALL LANGUAGES tomorrow! http://www.youtube.com/mydea ...
  
• 19:49:40: the Windows 7 commercials are clever
  
• 22:10:46: when i watch tv shows i recorded on my puta, the sound is freq out of sync w/video. anyone know software that'll fix that?
  
• 23:07:26: .@MzStarrBurst i'm here! go for it!
  
• 23:09:51: durn! RT @JailBurst: I can't. Some of my friends went to sleep and I told em I'd wait! RT @DyNama: .@MzStarrBurst i'm here! go for it!
  
• 23:56:37: .@LilHappyHeathen that was interesting what u were saying to @Jamberta about PMS in our culture
  

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From Twitter 03-28-2010

• 00:12:11: .@QuackityQ no i thot u were, tired duck
  
• 00:14:50: .@QuackityQ good. i like ur tweets, very clever, especially when ur needling @Taby74
  
• 00:18:57: .@QuackityQ i'm sure @Taby74 is quite loveable and i'm thinking you are too
  
• 00:19:48: .@QuackityQ oh, durn. well, that's that, then!
  
• 00:21:47: .@QuackityQ are you an atheist? ur profile doesnt say anything
  
• 00:26:16: .@QuackityQ sure, just wondering. i have a twitter list called "Chatty Atheists" but naturally i wouldnt want to put a non-atheist on it
  
• 00:29:54: .@QuackityQ i will just as soon as i meet a second one!
  
• 00:46:48: .@QuackityQ you too
  
• 00:52:11: phooey RT @BurstzLawyer: RT @FreakyFact #FreakyFactSays More STD's are transferred through Oral Sex than Sexual Intercourse. So #WrapItUp
  
• 01:15:36: love that song! RT @watergatesummer: Steely Dan Deacon Blues ♫ http://blip.fm/~nox6m
  
• 01:21:20: HLNs Clark Howard may have lots of money-saving tips but i think he's right for the wrong reason on razorblades
  
• 01:24:52: tweeting while drunk driving is even funner! RT @MzStarrBurst: log the fuck off #ugh. RT @i_break_shasha: Drubk dirving is soo mucg funb
  
• 02:16:43: .@MzStarrburst i cant believe u went to bed w/only 15 tweets to go!
  
• 02:49:35: .@MyNeuroticLife yep. the modern bikini was introduced by French boutique owner Louis Réard & fashion designer Jacques Heim in Paris 1946.
  
• 10:03:44: .@MyNeuroticLife ur right! how could i have missed that? i of course have never had a bikini wax
  
• 10:05:20: .@MzStarrBurst it's delightful how you're stretching this out!
  
• 10:23:24: HLN's Clark Howard is way wrong on US Mail. i'd rather pay 60¢ for a stamp than go to 5day/wk delivery
  
• 10:27:26: u just have to charge what it costs, regardless of the cheapskate attitude prevalent today. few biz have ever succeeded by cutting svc
  
• 10:29:27: #shutup jitterbug! no phone has a 900pg manual, ur sarcasm is ridiculous
  
• 12:27:28: Wal-mart has a 4T NAS w/RAID 5 drive for less than i paid for my 1st drive 3-1/2yrs ago. i can haz?
  
• 12:30:02: that 1st 1T drive no longer works, i should add
  
• 12:31:29: i think i need to get a job, just so i can afford a new 4T drive for $550
  
• 12:39:47: my LAN port is becoming, in my computer friend @tsum's word, flaky. i think i'll try a LAN-to-USB adapter. Wal-mart doesnt have in stock
  
• 12:41:28: #shutup Crest Whitestrips! her teeth are white enuf! just cuz they can be whiter doesnt mean they're not white enuf
  
• 12:44:02: i'm fascinated by trans-sexualism, i'll watch any tv show on the subject, like the one on MSNBC right now
  
• 12:45:24: radioshack.com says my local store does have ethernet usb adapter in stock
  
• 12:49:58: the surgeon doing the female-to-male surgeries is herself a male-to-female trans-sexual
  
• 12:50:54: RT @TeflonTommy2: Q:What country has the lowest age of consent? A: Vatican City
  
• 12:56:47: .@FanofLaptop how's it going?
  
• 12:59:58: .@Taby74 and @Jamberta now own dresses and all's right with the world
  
• 13:03:32: what more can u ask for from a dress? :-o RT @Taby74: @Jamberta It highlights my rack...fabulously
  
• 13:10:05: zOMG "Walmart.com: Western Digital ShareSpace 4TB 4-Bay Gigabit Ethernet Network Attached Storage System wi…"http://is.gd/b3Qi6
  
• 13:26:08: Alvin & the Chipmonks looks thoroughly disgusting
  
• 16:18:49: RT @MzStarrBurst: Tonight, or tomorrow I will make my 100,000th tweet. I will dedicate it to the first person to paypal me $50. Lemme know.
  
• 17:38:31: RT @markknoller Bush(43) made about 140 recess appointments over 8 years, Clinton 140; Bush(41) 77; Reagan 243.
  
• 17:55:04: the trend to legalize pot is a grassroots movement...literally
  
• 17:57:05: RT @ebertchicago: Well what DO you know? John Adams signed a health insurance mandate into law in 1798. http://j.mp/a1XxlA
  
• 17:58:26: RT @Darshan96: Haha! RT @thecitizeNY: How many tea partiers does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don't like change. #p2
  
• 18:18:48: 60 Minutes isnt on yet cuz of some dumb basketball game
  
• 18:23:12: .@SonOfSamantha as HL Mencken said “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.” it's still true
  
• 18:27:22: .@Ndege have a good evening
  
• 18:49:17: the Nada Prouty story is sad, just another example of US intelligence eating their young
  
• 18:55:31: .@Ndege thanx for the follow. i see u chatting w/@VariantVal whom i'm a fan of but i dont know where u r located
  
• 19:11:13: #FriendFollow 2 nice tweeters who happen to be deaf, @MarleeMatlin and @DeafAtheist
  
• 19:29:01: i like Diane Sawyer & usually watch her newscast, but i was thinking of Leslie Stahl when i heard who was taking over ABC News
  
• 19:47:05: was it Marshall McLuhan who satirized pop culture by saying we'd all get our 15 minutes of fame?
  
• 20:11:26: .@QuackityQ Andy Warhol could be it
  
• 20:12:01: .@HairySucker how u doing, neighbor?
  
• 20:12:31: .@QuackityQ i looooove Leslie Stahl!
  
• 20:13:51: ah, nevermind that 4T NAS unit. for $550 that doesnt include any drives :(
  
• 20:15:04: this Discovery Channel show just had mudwrasslin' fish! @QuackityQ: @GoodGrief71
  
• 20:18:59: a Girl Scout came up to my lemonade stand & asked "is it made w/real lemons?" & i retorted "are ur cookies made w/real Girl Scouts?"
  
• 20:20:12: .@HairySucker yep, me too. not much on sunday nights for me
  
• 20:21:40: .@QuackityQ you watching Life too? @GoodGrief71
  
• 20:22:38: that was a funny Budweiser commercial
  
• 20:29:13: .@QuackityQ i'm no fan of Oprah & i'm too squeamish to watch animals kill & eat other animals but Life is good @GoodGrief71
  
• 20:34:42: .@SuperCoolTnicki aw, too bad
  
• 20:36:53: i watch Castle! hate reality shows tho RT @QuackityQ @GoodGrief71 next your going to tell me that you don't watch #Castle
  
• 20:38:28: there's an episode 2nite at 10! RT @QuackityQ: @GoodGrief71 Monday night 10pm I DVR it
  
• 20:42:47: @GoodGrief71 @QuackityQ i like The Mentalist too!
  
• 20:45:27: .@QuackityQ yep ABC, a repeat of the last new episode
  
• 20:47:03: .@GoodGrief71 i havent seen them all, havent scheduled the show--my RCA dvr quit working just the other day
  
• 20:52:30: .@QuackityQ i can't wait to find out how Kate survived the explosion
  
• 20:55:47: been downloading 1 file w/bittorrent for 2 days. speed hardly ever gets above 10 kb/s. i've uploaded more than i've downloaded
  
• 20:59:49: the funny thing about Oprah narrating Life the nature show is that i would have thought she probably doesnt accept evolution
  
• 21:12:35: i wouldnt have thot commercials in which ppl get fired & cry would be a good idea, but Old Navy must think so
  
• 21:20:47: RT @66Betty: There are no bad words, only bad grammar. RT @RayBeckerman I'm going to report the 2 of you for using bad words @amazingflo ...
  
• 21:26:17: .@skwirl42 good night
  
• 21:32:50: ah-ha! RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFact Cancers are wonderful friends and lovers.
  
• 21:33:15: uh-huh! RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFact Cancers are very well respected people.
  
• 21:34:59: Cincinnati: 7 days, 7 homicides
  
• 22:03:16: Tin Roof Rusted! RT @Taby74: You had to do it. Didn't you? RT @kerrijs: LOOOOOOOVE SHACK!
  
• 22:08:58: RT @heavenlyfodder: Was a little sad upon learning that Kat Stacks is a Twitter groupie & not a revolutionary new way to organize my pets
  
• 22:11:22: .@watergatesummer cincy news hasnt mentioned it yet
  
• 22:17:51: i like it, w/fruit flavors RT @Leazzel: I'm not buying into this miracle yogart craze. From weight loss to a healthy crap. I hate yogart
  
• 22:24:28: .@GoodGrief71 ur going to need a cold shower?
  
• 22:26:51: .@Leazzel i like yoplait original (red label=highest fat) & fave flavors are key lime & orange creme
  
• 22:29:41: lol RT @KyeLani: Taking comfort in the fact that broadband isn't taking a sneaky break while the computers r off! http://twitpic.com/1boba3
  
• 22:31:05: .@Jamberta and french vanilla & strawberry cheesecake. yum!
  
• 22:34:54: @GoodGrief71 i told @Taby74 once that us he-men need a euphemism more manly than "puppies", like "firing rockets" or "bagging elk"
  
• 22:36:41: @GoodGrief71 besides, i'm a cat man. i like dogs but i love cats!
  
• 22:43:11: .@Leazzel i actually was eating one when u tweeted about it! but i eat it just cuz it tastes good, so of cors it couldnt be good 4 u
  
• 22:45:33: .@GoodGrief71 we continue to use that one :-p but just imagine unexpected snickering when some guy talks about bagging an elk
  
• 22:48:51: *panting* RT @Taby74 Ok folks, I am out of the shower and I now present you with....pantiless tweeting....
  
• 22:51:57: caption on sexy secretary Vargas Girl painting: my boss told me if i didnt like working under him, i should try to find another position
  
• 22:52:47: just overheating a little! RT @Taby74: @DyNama *checks pulse* YOu ok Norm?
  
• 22:53:42: .@GoodGrief71 enjoy!
  
• 22:59:10: .@Taby74 nah, i like the heat!
  
• 23:04:36: .@66Betty i always liked the double-entendre captions too, which Vargas prob had nothing to do with! he was an amazing artist
  
• 23:13:08: RT @JohnFugelsang: reminds T-bags that Obama's not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking o ...
  
• 23:40:53: Dayle Hinman is a fine-looking woman!
  
• 23:47:00: ha! RT @GoodGrief71: @QuackityQ Aha! #JustinBeaver really likes your peaches & wants to shake your tree. Lovey-dovey all the time.
  
• 23:54:30: is Ground Zero going to be a hole in the ground at the 10th anniversary?
  

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From Twitter 03-28-2010

• 23:17:32: i'll learn how to make sushi! RT @SivanKrispin: I just met a sushi chef..asked him to marry me & he just laughed @ me :(
  

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From Twitter 03-27-2010

• 02:00:22: indeed, u were my inspiration! RT @VeronikaG: @DyNama haha, I like the "passion has red lips"
  
• 02:07:03: .@VeronikaG imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! i agree w/everyone else here that ur avi is da bomb!
  
• 02:15:04: .@VeronikaG does that color of lipstick have a cute marketing name? like Passionate Apple or Red Alert?
  
• 02:17:23: .@GoodGrief71 u held ur own with @Taby74 and @QuackityQ, entertaining!
  
• 02:30:33: .@GoodGrief71 agreed, @Taby74 and @QuackityQ are 2 of my favorites #FF. once i found twitter, i dont have any spare time!
  
• 02:38:07: RT @ MyNeuroticLife #ff ...@myneuroticlife Well if I'm not going to blow my own trumpet, who will?
  
• 02:51:53: cool! RT @GoodGrief71 @VeronikaG You can. Follow @twitfave then sign in at twitfave.com & they DM your tweets that've been favored
  
• 02:54:35: i'm still up...barely RT @Taby74: @GoodGrief71 You saying youre hanging around in the gutter?
  
• 02:55:51: .@Taby74 @GoodGrief71 which doesnt actually eliminate your 2 choices
  
• 02:58:03: .@Taby74 yep, it's late. i'll download one more pron file then it's time for bed. but i've been saying that for an hour
  
• 03:00:10: @claudiajordan http://twitpic.com/1b7vii - cute kitty!
  
• 03:02:58: .@Taby74 ok, 1 more for now
  
• 03:06:13: .@Taby74 .@GoodGrief71 HD clips these days are 400-600megs, i'm dl'ing one that's in 7 pieces. stealing porn is hard work!
  
• 03:09:51: dont want my DSL bandwidth to go to waste! RT @Taby74: Depends on his download speeds.... @GoodGrief71
  
• 03:14:42: @VeronikaG pleasant dreams
  
• 03:17:49: .@Taby74 pleasant dreams
  
• 03:19:20: .@GoodGrief71 i'm a hoarder, prob OCD, so i like having inventory!
  
• 03:20:16: .@GoodGrief71 good night
  
• 03:25:03: .@GoodGrief71 every minute i'm not downloading, i'm thinking about all the good stuff i'm missing!
  
• 03:36:41: wait until sunday RT @MzStarrBurst im so obnoious and embarrassed i will probably delet my accouNT in the morninf.
  
• 03:39:25: *big chesty hug* RT @Taby74: @DyNama LOL Norm have I mentioned how much I love you?
  
• 03:40:25: you got it! RT @MzStarrBurst: @DyNama OH AFTER I 100K?
  
• 03:50:59: @GoodGrief71 i might enjoy it too much! do u know what @Taby74 means when she refers to saving puppies? i really gotta go to bed. nite.
  
• 09:58:42: what happened to bring white shirts back when wearing a suit? i HATE white shirts, not sure i own one
  
• 11:54:06: anyone know of articles on the web arguing against blood alcohol level of 0.08 as a legal standard?
  
• 11:58:01: faking a crime scene never works. u've got to actually do it the way ur going to say it was done
  
• 11:59:11: .@Taby74 hi, Taby
  
• 12:04:20: .@Taby74 i got a little. you well-rested?
  
• 12:05:06: RT @claudiajordan: I love watching McCain speak--he starts off shakey and when he gets hyphy and starts pounding those inspector gadget ...
  
• 12:06:45: are the ppl who think Sarah Palin wld make a good Pres the same ppl who think Susan Boyle is a good singer?
  
• 12:10:35: i think twitter shld ask u occasionally if u still want to block these ppl
  
• 12:12:48: .@Taby74 what is writing like for u? do u keep reading it, editing, honing ur craft? more importantly, do u touch urself?
  
• 12:17:25: .@Taby74 work before pleasure, eh?
  
• 12:18:07: .@LisaBloom no such thing as unhealthy food
  
• 12:35:39: why don't we care about science? has science ever shown that kids who eat happy meals are less healthy than kids (cont) http://tl.gd/l5cgg
  
• 12:36:40: what i call heartburn does not make me belch
  
• 12:38:26: .@KarenAlloy put them in the freezer? besides, no one actually eats easter eggs, do they?
  
• 13:03:00: i cant leave twitter long enuf to tend to my ablutions! here i am tweeting from a hot bath!
  
• 13:05:18: actually i'm doing an experiment w/beard coloring. the name brand says mix as neede immed b4 using, the cheap brand said mix the whole pkg
  
• 13:07:11: so i mix the whole pkg. the mix got dark right away. is that the actual coloring action? so if i used already-developed mix, will it work?
  
• 13:08:25: i dont think it is. so i should follow the named brand's directions even for the family dollar beard coloring
  
• 13:09:49: @CateyeMinty that would be calamitous!
  
• 13:19:51: i dont have my laptop in the bath, i'm using my phone, which is still pretty silly
  
• 13:23:03: i'm certain i could be a designated driver even if i had a couple drinks earlier in the evening. is that misplaced confidence?
  
• 13:24:29: most parties i go to i have 2 or 3 drinks early to get buzzed, then quit drinking for the rest of the evening
  
• 13:27:17: i get bored with drinking. the most beers i've had in an evening is 4 drafts over 3 hours
  
• 13:32:54: agreed. RT @HeatherSolos: Feel-Good Facebook Groups Irritate Me http://ff.im/-ieoo5
  
• 14:18:00: say @Taby74, @GoodGrief71 needs to know what you mean by "saving puppies"
  
• 14:20:01: i should've said too often! RT @DyNama @GoodGrief71 i might enjoy it too much!
  
• 14:21:34: .@Taby74 words to live by!
  
• 14:27:42: save them oooh sooo cute puppies! RT @Taby74: @FliptheCanary Rub away baby! Rub away!
  
• 14:34:53: .@FliptheCanary you go girl!
  
• 14:37:19: i think i'm going for a walk
  
• 17:02:57: on my walk, chatted w/neighbor whose husb ran off w/their daught-in-law, then walked on to Wendy's for a baconator
  
• 18:01:38: back home. i would guess Wendy's is 1-1/4 miles from home. & those arent easy miles, this town isnt called HILLS-boro for nothing
  
• 18:07:59: got halfway there, unzipped my coat to discover my shirt had a horrible stain covering half my chest. pretty careless of me
  
• 18:10:25: there's no more difference betw a pink person & a brown person than there is betw a pink cupcake and a green cupcake
  
• 18:17:41: go for it! RT @katyperry: also heard Justin Biebers gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that.
  
• 18:25:42: Hello baby, yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking. Oh you sweet thing...Do I what? Will I what? Oh baby you know what I like!
  
• 18:33:24: Who's peekin out frm under a stairway, Calling a name that's liter than air? Who's bending down 2 give me a rainbow? Every1 knows it's Windy
  
• 18:40:51: u'll be drinking mai tais instead? RT @Jamberta: I will not be drinking beer tonight.
  
• 18:43:43: .@Jamberta oh, i see, wine coolers
  
• 18:47:28: schools too RT @expatina: I'm so tired of taxes. I can't wait until the fire, police, highway dept, FAA & FDA are run by teabag volunteers.
  
• 18:54:39: i sing along w/everysong on oldies radio. my new game is to come in on the 1st note w/the correct pitch, i must admit i'm damn good!
  
• 18:58:17: i heard 10sec of In The End - Linkin Park that's enuf to get it stuck in my head. it's 1 of my All-Time Top 10 songs
  
• 19:02:40: u know why Duke has artificial turf on their football field? so the cheerleaders dont graze during halftime
  
• 20:40:10: just over visiting my neighbor, but she had no want for company, her grandaughters and the bf of an old gf was already there
  
• 20:41:35: the bf went in, i got dismissed when it got too cold to sit out
  
• 20:53:32: @WongoWoman good evening, ww
  
• 20:55:14: @QuackityQ ain't it tho!
  
• 21:23:37: downside of 24hr news: looking 4 news, they give a voice to pathetic little protests, like the 10 kids who're protesting VP Biden's language
  
• 21:34:51: thank you Dannon yogurt for kids yogurt Dan-o-nino! how did we ever have kids before? yeah, i'll bet it's yummy
  
• 21:37:31: .@SuperCoolTnicki i followed you thru Courtney @MzStarrburst
  
• 21:45:06: i dont actually know either! RT @MzStarrBurst: I have no clue in the world why started followiimg @DyNama but he s my favorite.
  
• 21:54:34: RT @wlonghini: Dear @ESPN and everyone else, it's Miami University, not Miami of Ohio. It's been that way for 200 years, so let's get it ...
  
• 21:54:48: RT @wlonghini: And while we're at it, on the score ticker and scoreboard, replace Miami (OH) with #MiamiU. Do we have to win the Nat'l C ...
  
• 22:00:08: when ppl say "call me if you need to talk" does anyone actually ever call?
  
• 22:01:08: .@Taby74 we lead exciting lives,no?
  
• 22:02:56: .@futuredirected i probably should but i dont know that i need to
  
• 22:06:23: .@VeronikaG .@futuredirected the only time i've ever said that, i actually just wanted to get the juicy details!
  
• 22:13:15: ha! RT @VeronikaG: @DyNama haha, you crack me up norm! @futuredirected
  
• 22:16:38: ur together yet sending each other msgs on facebook? ha! RT @USofAsh: Facebook chattin w @KNorrisDotCom & we're next to each other...
  
• 23:52:50: .@MzStarrBurst 100 tweets to go!!!
  

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From Twitter 03-26-2010

• 00:04:59: crap! someone was actually willing to give Sarah Palin that much money for her dumb tv show idea?
  
• 00:40:24: it appears there's a monster called The Cracken in Clash of the Titans. didnt Doctor Who also fight a Cracken?
  
• 01:03:33: at the start of oxygen tv show Snapped, words flash on screen "Lies,deceit, greed, murder". arent the 1st 2 redundant?
  
• 09:01:33: good morning, twitter
  
• 09:04:44: .@JQAdams_MHS Adams didnt mention New Years Day on 3/25 and didnt mention it on 1/1 either
  
• 09:08:09: .@davesib u worked all week on 1 big project or is the amount of work increasing?
  
• 09:12:56: .@skwirl42 how's it going?
  
• 09:14:14: i woke up to find a light covering of snow on the ground. plus it is cold here in my living room
  
• 09:15:55: when i walked home in the rain from last night's Lions Club mtg, i noticed the temp had dropped 9°F in 2 hours
  
• 09:22:37: .@skwirl42 there's snow on the ground here, but the sun's shining & it'll get to almost 50° today so not too bad
  
• 09:51:27: Ben Roethlisberger deserved to be arrested just for wearing that stupid t-shirt
  
• 09:52:40: college is easy! RT @MzStarrBurst: I got a B on that paper which is downright ridiculous since it was two pages too short. God loves me.
  
• 11:55:16: this isnt an obesity crisis, it's what a cheap, tasty, safe, plentiful food supply looks like
  
• 11:59:58: i love humanity, it's people i can't stand
  
• 12:28:30: i'm Nutrisystem & i say losing weight is easy! all u have to do is eat only what i say only when i say to, for the rest of ur life
  
• 12:31:24: .@MzStarrBurst i hate cold food more than i hate microwaved food
  
• 12:35:30: time-traveling into the past cant change the future cuz the past has already happened
  
• 13:02:30: @tsum did anyone explain the humor in my saying to @LHopeD if i had a sleepnumber bed i'd try to like it set at 33?
  
• 13:04:57: .@alivelshi you should name your CNN Newsroom program "The Breakdown". you are the explainer!
  
• 13:10:07: i bot my house, 1-1/2-story 1400sf, corner lot in small town, for $17,000 in 1983...& i had difficulty getting an 80% mortgage!
  
• 13:14:01: .@WongoWoman have a nice flight. my condolences to you and your family
  
• 13:18:09: .@MzStarrBurst only 600 tweets to go, you should hit 100K tweets tomorrow!
  
• 13:25:31: i'd rather refer to ppl as pink or brown than "white" or "black" cuz it's just a color
  
• 13:30:18: No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time--nor ever will. --Madalyn Murray O'Hair
  
• 17:40:31: .@tsum it's just that i have a mild affectation for the number 3, being III
  
• 17:43:43: .@davesib oh yeah? the Bush Admin created the TARP funds out of nothing!
  
• 17:45:46: Sally Fields "tried to keep her bones strong" but none of the things she tried are actually proven to do that
  
• 17:47:17: .@VariantVal thanx for the #FF!
  
• 17:50:05: .@AkReality thanx for the #FF!
  
• 17:52:54: .@VariantVal Ohio is debating a law banning discrimination against smokers!
  
• 17:55:40: .@VariantVal sure. i've smoked in both states! i just like to see someone stand up for smokers occasionally
  
• 19:15:41: .@RossInVA Sally Fields is not too shabby now! even with osteoporosis! she was sexy in that nun's habit!
  
• 21:35:35: nitey-nite RT @VariantVal: Now I must bid ye all good night, until next time.... stay out of the bubble wrap
  
• 22:57:30: LMAO! RT @EmReturns @Nickdrumr2 Um. Virginia. It's kind of implied in his twitter name. @RossinVA
  
• 23:00:15: paaardeee! RT @QuackityQ Pizza check beer check pastries check let de party commence!
  
• 23:02:32: we shoulda got u skype long ago! RT@Taby74 OK that's it! I have to say it...I'm in a flippin' FABULOUS mood tonight..nuff said...#thatisall
  
• 23:03:30: .@Nickdrumr2 u've just been hilarious tonight!
  
• 23:06:40: luuuuuuu! RT @reeema: We only 4 minutes in! RT @smashedthehomie: i am too through with today.
  
• 23:11:38: .@reeema howdy! that just struck me as funny
  
• 23:13:28: RT @Jamberta: RT @JBax52: #tcot, U crucified Dixie Chicks just 4 saying they didn't support Bush?? Now U say hating the pres is "patriot ...
  
• 23:14:44: yum, lasagna RT @AlohaArleen: Okay... will post more pics a bit later... hubby needs my home made lasagna.
  
• 23:17:10: RT @rebeccay: Criminal Minds was a repeat...so, being bad and watching Larry King cuz Snoop Dog is on! I like him...He thks Pres is doin ...
  
• 23:22:41: .@QuackityQ i'd love some pizza!
  
• 23:33:39: .@Cozelle me too, humiliation as entertainment
  
• 23:35:53: nite-nite RT @TirzaFury: Good-night critters. I've got a phone date with Eddie, so I'm outta here. ☽Доброе утро, русские друзья. Как дела? ☼
  

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From Twitter 03-25-2010

• 08:48:28: Dave, here's a chart explaining Ana Ivanovic's plummet in the rankings http://is.gd/aYz37 @davesib
  
• 08:57:06: i was awoken this morn when the dvr on my puta started recording a show without the volume being muted, durnit
  
• 08:59:20: RT @VeronikaG: RT @orlaithf: http://twitpic.com/1ah6aj - The next person who asks why we need feminism...
  
• 09:02:42: the dvr on my puta records shows that are just barely watchable. the video quality is low and freq doesnt match the audio
  
• 09:20:37: Since 1973, just 11 Texas death row inmates have been exonerated while more than 440 have been put to death. http://tinyurl.com/y94xmat
  
• 09:35:24: back in 1957, in an episode of Perry Mason, 0.15% blood alcohol was only "the beginning of intoxication". now 0.08% is legally drunk
  
• 09:48:07: you'd think the murder rate would be lower in Texas w/their known willingness to execute convicted murderers
  
• 09:49:37: .@VariantVal and kids cant even get the front seat. my sibs & i used to fight over who got to sit up front
  
• 09:54:34: .08 blood alcohol may be too drunk to drive responsibly but actually isn't very drunk
  
• 09:57:08: .@VariantVal now parents may only chauffeur their kids. we allowed law to change the relationship betw parents & kids w/o debate
  
• 09:58:23: .@66Betty i wouldn't either. so much for the death penalty's deterrence effect
  
• 10:01:18: there is ZERO evidence that our lifespan is getting shorter for any reason whatsoever
  
• 10:20:11: .@VariantVal in my analysis u have to do that eventually. u cant have kids calling ur bluff
  
• 10:21:54: .@VariantVal but kids' loss of that quality time in the front seat in the name of safety bugs me
  
• 10:24:07: .@VariantVal many bachelors hate to see that, till i realized it was neccessary
  
• 11:47:35: .@VariantVal yow! how old was he? he backed down, i'm sure.
  
• 11:53:33: .@VariantVal terrific diversity among kids. i was a good kid, never once raised my voice to either parent, even tho we did have disagreemts
  
• 12:02:49: 4yrs DSL connection has been perfect w/puta on arm of chair, now it goes offline, i pick up puta, it reconnects, put it back, goes offline
  
• 12:04:33: if we intend to teach Iraq how to be a democracy, we probably need to practice it ourself
  
• 14:27:31: "Michelle Obama is Kids' Choice 4 her campaign against childhood obesity." the Kids' Choice award is not awarded by kids as 1 might think
  
• 16:40:55: .@tsum yes i did swap cables. i didnt know jacks could go bad
  
• 16:49:01: "Boo" meaning boyfriend came from the French word "beau" thru the Caribbean Islands
  
• 16:49:58: #shutup WLWT! a "risk factor" is not really a risk, and a "cancer scare" is not cancer
  
• 16:55:37: .@tsum of course i gotta have a computer, but i can't afford a new one at the mo. my DVR quit booting up too! when it rains, it pours!
  
• 16:57:10: .@tsum when i do get one, i won't neccessarily go cheap. i want a powerhouse, not the bare minimum
  
• 17:02:42: in the health insurance reform bill: everyone will be required to buy broccoli
  
• 17:04:42: .@tsum the funny thing is that 3 days ago it stayed connected all night downloading stuff
  
• 17:05:52: .@ShortyMcStompy we'll add spinach to the reconciliation bill
  
• 17:07:50: .@tsum is it possible that DSL can catch interference? i did rearrange my external hard disks
  
• 17:11:12: .@ShortyMcStompy Ohio is fairly north, but it was 100°F last summer, 5°F this past winter! quite a range
  
• 17:15:11: RT @ShortyMcStompy: If 1 more person refers to the British Forces as "Our Lads" I will go off my rocker. Do only people with penises cou ...
  
• 17:22:31: Eufirstics: (yew fur' stiks) (n.) Two people waiting for the other to do something first
  
• 19:54:14: race/ethnicity is the biggest myth of all time
  
• 19:57:19: durn, CSI and TheMentalist aren't on because of some dumb basketball game
  
• 23:12:53: RT @elizapi: Photo: I miss good episodes of Criminal Minds. This was probably the last good episode. I http://tumblr.com/x977u82hw
  
• 23:35:41: aw, too bad, Xavier lost
  
• 23:38:49: normally i like Puddle of Mudd but i can't say the song they did on the Tonight Show did anything for me
  
• 23:42:45: Michelle Obama wins award for her Childhood Obesity campaign even tho it cant be proved a child lost a single pound
  

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From Twitter 03-24-2010

• 00:17:02: am i a geek if the 1st thing i think of when i see the initials BHO is Browser Helper Object?
  
• 00:44:16: ha! RT @victicious: Also annoyed with these Red Robbin spots. WHY would a mom sing THAT to her infant? Babies can't even eat cheeseburgers!
  
• 00:46:42: what's the song in the Garnier shampoo commercials? i think it's by the Ting Tings
  
• 08:26:13: sounds yummy! RT @NICOLENICHOLS: @dynama Getting some breakfast @ mcd's.... made me think of u :)
  
• 08:28:45: there's 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't
  
• 08:35:24: haha, i call that a joke grenade RT @_DONTsaveME_: @DyNama aaaahahaha Took me a minute to get that one. lol
  
• 08:52:20: i cant listen to any American Idol performance and predict what the judges think. the good & bad performances sound the same to me
  
• 08:53:00: RT @BibleAlsoSays: 16,000 kids will die of starvation today,Jesus didn't hear their prayers what makes FB Xxtians arrogant enough think ...
  
• 08:55:41: RT @BibleAlsoSays: NOTHING Fails Like Prayer. And WE are the fools?
  
• 09:04:25: "Hilltop Views - Atheist club chooses shock value over good sense" If these students and demonstrators were true propone
  http://j.mp/9pJHeU
  
• 09:11:37: multiple sunsets? RT @susanorlean: Name one good thing about jet lag.
  
• 09:20:09: RT @jodotcom: TX Gov Perry still plans to execute Hank Skinner, despite untested DNA evidence & Innocence Project: http://tinyurl.com/y9 ...
  
• 09:24:35: sunscreen says apply 30min b4 getting sun. that tells me that protection is more than slathering it on, some chem reaction
  
• 09:27:46: i suspect most Dems feel passing healthcare reform #hcr was the right thing to do even if it costs them their jobs in November
  
• 09:30:45: it is a FACT that the vast majority of ppl cannot acheive permanent weight loss
  
• 09:36:31: there is no evidence that adding antioxidants your diet has any beneficial effects whatsoever
  
• 09:39:22: the rise in cases of skin cancer roughly parallels the rise in use of sunscreen. hmmm
  
• 09:43:39: RT @BibleAlsoSays: Pray for Atheists? LMAO! NOTHING Fails Like Prayer! #FailedPrayer #Prayer #Prayers #Jesus #Christ #Christian #Faith
  
• 09:45:26: like what? RT @davesib: @DyNama the libs are trying 2 do away with all the things that have made us distinctively different and better. why?
  
• 10:04:38: *eyes popping out like a milkman's* RT @KyeLani: The dress, by request: http://twitpic.com/1am672
  
• 10:07:17: .@davesib i have no answer. i still see this country as one that encourages & rewards innovation
  
• 10:11:19: #shutup cheerios! "ppl who eat whole grain tend to have a 'healthier' body weight"...even tho there's no correlation. irrelevant.
  
• 10:15:48: fantastic! RT @davesib: @DyNama I get to work 5 days this week.
  
• 10:19:41: if i spend a day downloading stuff, the next day i keep falling offline, like my isp is punishing me
  
• 10:37:43: sex still wins RT @tsum: @DyNama you're a geek if you think about tech every 7 seconds instead of (or in addition to) thinking about sex ;)
  
• 10:42:11: lol RT @tsum: @DyNama different strokes for ... ahh, never mind
  
• 10:56:34: RT @MakeUseOf The One Thing Internet Can’t Ignoere | MakeUseOf.com http://tinyurl.com/yc779ld
  
• 11:02:03: but she's #1 in choking! RT @davesib: @DyNama Ana Ivanovic went from #28 to #58 this week.
  
• 11:08:27: .@davesib Ana Ivanovic didnt defend her points from Indian Wells (finalist 09, lost 1st rnd in 10) & Miami (3rd rnd 09, didnt enter 10)
  
• 11:11:06: luuuuu RT @MzStarrBurst: i clicked a strange link on skype. if i never tweet again please notify the autorities about this tweet
  
• 11:25:12: .@davesib and Ana Ivanovic has played fewer tourneys than any in the top 70 except Kim and Justine, only 15, so she's got zeros
  
• 11:46:13: i cant make sense of him either MT @Monicks: @expatina I don't even understand half the things Chopra says. How did this idiot get so rich?
  
• 12:35:36: .@Monicks exactly!
  
• 12:37:17: ha! RT @expatina: @DyNama And he had on really cheesy wornout shoes for a multimillionaire. (Proof he's beyond *material* wealth?) @Monicks
  
• 12:40:25: .@expatina like Willie Nelson being rich but uses his old shabby guitar w/a hole in it?
  
• 12:50:33: RT @victohenry: Wow, James Randi has come out as gay. Best comment I've seen so far: "And not a single psychic knew it!" http://bit.ly/b ...
  
• 12:52:18: i never put toys in kids' meal just cuz it's a choking hazard
  
• 13:28:03: time for a Big Mac!
  
• 13:40:29: 1 of the earliest written refs to xmas gift-giving in US was in 1805 when Lewis gave Clark--remember Lewis & Clark?-- some underware
  
• 13:45:02: RT @davesib: Have not verified this, but was on FB. The govt is now going to mandate every student in the public schools to eat vegetables
  
• 13:46:13: @davesib i LOL'd so loudly everybody in McD looked at me!
  
• 13:47:24: @expatina u're right, that is more likely!
  
• 13:52:06: @MzStarrBurst you'd win that bet for sure
  
• 14:09:08: RT @Gingerkalevala: Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you (via @5tevenw)
  
• 14:17:29: @JunePlumm on the bright side, i still have 9 fingers left!
  
• 14:19:51: @davesib at ur msg about govt mandating eating vegetables
  
• 14:20:59: @davesib isnt there a "in reply to" link so u can look up the prev msg?
  
• 14:34:11: gotta get catfood or my cats won't let me in the door
  
• 14:55:25: just had to ransack my car looking for my phone charger, now i'm sneezing for stirring up all that dust
  
• 14:56:14: it turned out to be where i expected it to be but hadnt looked carefully enuf :-(
  
• 18:02:14: it's a shame that the chicago public school students who campaigned to change school lunches werent better informed about "healthy" food
  
• 18:06:11: chicago public schools was accused of serving lunches made up of "mostly frozen processed foods" & totaling 800 calories. sounds about right
  

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From Twitter 03-23-2010

• 00:36:30: Justin Bieber's new album comes out 2mrro. also coming out, any dude who buys it --Jimmy Fallon
  
• 10:24:54: oops, i missed my 9,000th tweet
  
• 10:26:10: Justin Bieber's new album comes out 2day. also coming out, any dude who buys it --Jimmy Fallon
  
• 15:01:14: i'm in trouble! my computer has a virus! google searches redirected, malwarebytes update disabled, sys restore doesnt work
  
• 22:15:25: whew, that was an ordeal! i had my 1st serious malware infection on my computer. Hitman Pro removed it after AntiVir, Malwarebytes didnt
  
• 22:17:03: i've been in safe mode all day. i dont know how to get there except to power off my puta while it is booting up, there must b an easier way
  
• 22:19:41: i had infections in atapi.sys, ckx.exe, and cdygea.exe
  
• 23:09:05: .@RossInVA thanx, that's helpful. i knew about F8 but never found the right time to press it
  
• 23:22:23: has any politician other than Sarah Palin ever quit mid-term just so he/she could cash in?
  
• 23:25:18: RT @rebeccay: RT @VFW_Vet: Nancy Palosi, YOU ARE AMAZING! 70 years young, 3rd most powerful person in the USA, and.. RELENTLESS || wow! ...
  
• 23:27:58: never heard of him RT @JonBorowski: @NickSwisher How the fuck do you have 1.2 million followers? You're not that good lol
  
• 23:31:30: did u hear the one about the guy who swallowed his viagra too slowly and got a stiff neck?
  
• 23:39:02: .@futuredirected well, there you go lol
  
• 23:59:18: c'mon ladies, it's ridiculous to think a fetus can't stand a few drinks. the rest of the world doesnt even drink water
  

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From Twitter 03-22-2010

• 00:26:49: @Taby74 pleasant dreams
  
• 00:35:11: @Jamberta good night, Wendy
  
• 00:37:00: @Leazzel nitey-nite
  
• 00:52:41: @MzStarrBurst night,courtney
  
• 08:20:54: CBS News allegedly refused an interview w/Tiger Woods because of the limitations
  
• 12:01:50: my RCA DVR isnt booting up
  
• 12:16:40: the fact is that insurance is a way for the ppl who dont need it to subsidize the ppl who do on the premise that they will need it some day
  
• 12:24:17: #shutup pepsi! sodium in ur diet should be a non-issue. sodium should never have been an across-the-board alert for everyone
  
• 13:18:23: abortion does not kill babies, it prevents them
  
• 13:20:56: RT @rebeccay: RT @DyNama: abortion does not kill babies, it prevents them || that's the most correct explanation of abortion I've ever heard
  
• 13:21:23: @rebeccay thanx!
  
• 13:27:23: @davesib hi, dave. how's it going?
  
• 13:29:12: .@davesib an acorn isn't an oak tree until it sprouts and a fetus isnt a baby till it's born
  
• 13:39:57: @TCorp nicely put! yeah he & i are offline friends too and we've been arguing this for at least a decade!
  
• 13:43:46: @davesib both are indeed stages, essential stages, but that doesn't make them the same thing. a caterpiller is not a butterfly.
  
• 13:47:57: i'm going to walk uptown, i need to get out
  
• 14:30:05: i'm back home. i coulda tweeted while i was gone but it's cold & wet out so i didnt feel like taking off my gloves
  
• 14:33:37: i hope to GAWD that that is Natalie Holloway's body just so tabloid tv will SHUT UP!
  
• 14:37:52: @LeRoiSUGAR ouch!
  
• 14:40:06: i don't fault the GOP, dissent is patriotic
  
• 14:41:21: my DVR is not booting up. guess it is dead :-(
  
• 15:50:37: i am not a movie fan but 1 movie i want is still not on dvd: Richard Chamberlain as the Count of Monte Cristo
  
• 15:54:17: @TCorp i should've responded, what's a soul?
  
• 16:15:18: @TCorp i'm a fan of the Play Dumb school of arguing. Jesus loves me? ok, who is this jesus & why is he talking to u about me?
  
• 16:46:14: @TCorp they frequently cant define the terms, like god or soul or sin, they expect u to already know what they are
  
• 19:48:59: how can congress mandate we all buy health insurance? they can't even order us all to vote
  
• 22:09:16: Cincinnati Coroner: we have not had a murder in the past 5 years while the temperature is below 5°
  
• 22:10:04: me too, 1 of my favorite albums RT @Jamberta: I'm an atheist, but one of my favorite musical's is Jesus Christ Superstar.
  
• 22:12:34: @66Betty cute kitty! my orange cat is not so photogenic
  
• 22:16:14: @66Betty betw my pressing the button and the actual shutter release, he manages to turn his head
  
• 22:23:12: http://twitpic.com/1ad3re - this is about as good a pic of my 2 cats as i can get
  
• 22:43:23: @KarenAlloy hey, little girl, want some candy? heh heh heh
  

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From Twitter 03-21-2010

• 01:04:09: @Taby74 nite, Taby
  
• 11:07:11: after breakfast at McD, i get home to find my neighbor and her granddaughters sitting on her porch, so i pulled up a chair for a visit
  
• 11:59:27: my lupus neighbor is such a control freak!
  
• 13:18:38: she tells me where to sit, she tells her granddaughters what toys to play with, she decides when a conversation has gone on long enuf
  
• 17:14:34: when the VW salesman does a "punchdub" on the baby, wouldnt it be a better commercial if the baby squeals with laughter?
  
• 17:18:05: i'm glad to report that burning DVD+Rs on my dvr is proceeding smoothly, unlike my experiences w/DVD+RWs
  
• 17:21:16: gee, i hope i'm allowed to write on dvds w/a sharpie
  
• 18:50:06: it's funny how no one thinks that blocking perspiration is a bad thing. do we not perspire for a reason?
  
• 19:01:20: @godlessgirl good. it seems only anti-perspirants advertise on tv
  
• 21:02:01: @imdb t black point
  

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