From Twitter 03-30-2011

• 00:00:30: RT @newser Donald Trump Birth Certificate Not Real - http://bit.ly/hUGEnI
  
• 01:05:54: RT @newser Religion Going Extinct in 9 Countries, Says Math Team http://bit.ly/hAiuX1
  
• 09:29:44: trouble w/making sandwich on a bagel is it has a hole in it (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/f5zFfm
  
• 09:39:41: RT @lwdgrfx: CNN Poll: Unfavorable view of tea party on the rise http://j.mp/gbW25W #TPC
  
• 09:48:19: there is no line on the weight chart above which health risks significantly increase
  
• 09:52:23: honest scientists will concede there is a category of "significantly obese" but there is no such thing as "overweight"
  
• 09:56:42: the price of gas just went up 11cents while i was looking at the sign!
  
• 09:57:50: @cowlovely just while they think anyone's watching
  
• 10:01:43: @ohiomort82 howdy, fellow #Ohioan!
  
• 10:05:47: @MorboKat is your blog full of personal stuff?
  
• 10:08:02: @skinnyblackgirl i always think i'm not getting older but the kids around me are growing so fast!
  
• 10:11:25: @VDog do they usually get along? cute pic.
  
• 10:16:22: @cowlovely last 3months before i was laid off, i was only billing about 25% of my time! i know how boring being unbusy is
  
• 10:22:37: @MommyReview and yet gossip is so much fun!
  
• 10:25:22: @cowlovely i was definitely the guy who walked around the office w/his coffee cup! i kept the upstairs & downstairs informed
  
• 10:29:14: @MorboKat that would blow one's mind the 1st time one realizes that 100s, even 1000s are reading it!
  
• 10:31:43: @MorboKat i blog my vacations, just notes for myself. i told friends but was tickled when i found a dozen were reading it daily!
  
• 11:02:16: my neighbor's nurse just asked if i brot this sleet we're getting. i said yes i did, & she said sure, you're going to florida soon!
  
• 11:03:18: @MorboKat imagine going "viral" some day!
  
• 11:09:44: @MorboKat lol
  
• 11:11:47: @Mrs_Skwirl42 very descriptive. good luck.
  
• 11:14:01: twitter app @twhirl by @seesmic has a "friends" tab but never loads any. other acct only has 241 followees but none are ever shown
  
• 11:16:30: sorry i just dont believe that diet is significant in one's health. our modern diet began in the 1950s & our lifespan has just gotten longer
  
• 11:31:39: @nikkidesuasido did you cool off while waiting?
  
• 11:38:43: i *really* mind when ppl use "your" & "you're" incorrectly. using twitspeak "ur" tho stands for either
  
• 11:41:43: emails about birth year + age = 111 are not special. birth year & age are 2 sides of the same arithmetic
  
• 11:42:27: if X=ur birth year, then X-1900 is the last 2 digits. ur age is 2011-X, add the 2 numbers 2011-X+X-1900 so 2011-1900=111. no big deal.
  
• 11:44:18: RT @Mika_Tan: NSFW=Not Safe For Work, RNSFW=Really Not Safe For Work, QYJBO=Quit Your Job Before Opening
  
• 12:01:19: game consoles get cheaper over time after release cuz they find cheaper ways to make them
  
• 13:24:28: if my orange cat wants my lap & my gray cat is in it, all he has to do is stare at the gray cat. in >a minute the gray cat will take off
  
• 13:34:36: RT @whitekc: Turns out Joey Votto saw his shadow meaning six more weeks of winter. #Redsbaseball #Openingday
  
• 13:37:58: i like honest competition betw consumer products. i hate it when one starts implying the other is lying.
  
• 13:39:13: #pennington grass seed says #scotts grass seed is 50% filler but scotts says it has no filler. one is lying.
  
• 14:27:21: RT @newser US Exports Fat-Is-Evil Perception Around the World http://bit.ly/f6qIqy
  
• 14:31:00: RT @newser On NBC News, Not a Peep About GE Tax Story http://bit.ly/hMLk0m
  
• 16:34:09: #Cincinnati #health dept released study "Why We Die", revealing that Cincy #death rates in all 10 categories is higher than national ave
  
• 16:54:01: in 1942 an #American #Slang #Dictionary said "T & A" stood for tonsils and adenoids
  
• 19:17:12: i was going to tweet something about 1 of my #cats constantly sniffing my other cat's butt but it's too disgusting
  
• 19:19:22: @BoredInfidel is that actually the game, finding the censored words?
  
• 19:21:48: i looove documentaries about #Pompeii and #Herculaneum
  
• 19:23:57: @Jenn4Laughs i bet yours are even better! u didnt want to strike us speechless!
  
• 19:24:42: @LadyAtheist i like it!
  
• 19:33:55: @yourgirlnxtdoor hmmm, those are nice boots in ur avi!
  
• 19:35:16: #Pompeii and #Herculaneum are one of the few places in the world i'd like to visit. another is #BronzeAge #Greece sites.
  
• 19:37:22: @AdrianneCurry http://twitpic.com/4f4lxu - yes, yes they do!
  
• 19:39:48: @YeaahImATeen i looove Selena! she's gorgeous!
  
• 19:42:42: @jenny0101 http://twitpic.com/4f4m41 - what a beautiful #kitty!
  
• 19:49:32: bodies weren't found in #Herculaneum until 1981, some 19 centuries after it was destroyed by the volcano Mt Vesuvius
  
• 19:58:28: @jenny0101 @nevenable @agategal @ME_Wilson9 how long will he be gone?
  
• 20:01:01: @jenny0101 i'm going to visit my folks for a few weeks, leaving my cats behind *sob*
  
• 20:31:17: how hadnt i heard that #hawaii suffered lots of damage from the #tsunami? i watched news all day!
  
• 20:40:33: sensitive ppl demanded the #US news stop showing tape of plane hitting #WTC on 9/11, why do they keep showing #tsunami footage?
  
• 22:29:25: why has #CarsonPalmer not given a single interview since allegedly declaring his intention to quit the #Bengals?
  
• 22:49:12: i'm getting to the point that i should be carrying my asthma inhaler w/me all the time. i almost never use it away from home
  
• 22:51:45: #sugar consumption has absolutely nothing to do with #diabetes
  
• 23:23:36: i notice when commercials appear to be random scenes or pix, like an anti-depression med ad w/random scenes of women being happy
  
• 23:27:05: did #SammyHagar just tell #JayLeno that he dreamed of #god & thinks a world w/o god would be scary?
  
• 23:59:38: @craftyred you are almost certainly correct, and yet...
  

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From Twitter 03-29-2011

• 00:02:08: @JGirlpwr u r welcome! if i can hear them, i'm in trouble!
  
• 00:07:05: WTF doesnt stand for anything, it's just some random letters that mean "what's up with that?"
  
• 00:09:11: "women feel old at 29 but men dont feel old till they're 58" --@ConanObrien ¶ i'm 58 :(
  
• 00:11:04: @badwebsltes no cuz some ppl who dont say ufck or hell say WTF and WTH.
  
• 00:14:08: @mirandachale @reedes that would definitely be "irrational"
  
• 00:15:48: "RT @Sexstrology: #Cancer like to bite. I guess it's obvious. They also like to write."--@realfilthypop ¶ i like to pinch
  
• 00:58:47: @diduncan are you there?
  
• 01:21:54: #StephenColbert said the relationship betw labor & management is like the relationship betw oranges & juicers!
  
• 01:33:15: class warfare is what the rich in #America is waging against the rest of us
  
• 01:35:30: #GE says it is not creating jobs in #America cuz the tax rates are too high...but then GE didnt pay a single penny of federal income taxes
  
• 01:36:23: @indydina it is going ok. shocked to get snow yesterday! how bout ur side?@indydina
  
• 01:37:37: @indydina dont actually know why seesmic put ur name in that reply twice
  
• 01:39:25: @indydina we have a semi-celeb running for mayor! stand-up comedian Drew Hastings, who's had shows on Comedy Central
  
• 01:43:28: @indydina i havent decided. his opponents are angry he's already putting out signs, they say it's too early
  
• 01:44:19: @indydina Hastings has put a lot of money into the town, buying & then restoring 2 old bldgs
  
• 01:45:06: "@DyNama oops-I forgot to type RT; I do that a lot."--@indydina ¶ i'm trying a new format for retweets
  
• 01:50:49: @indydina good luck to Ms Kennedy! i hear Kennedy, Brown, and Taft are good names to have running for office in the midwest
  
• 02:12:00: @KevanGC #3ly shortened links dont even work any more, even new ones being posted to twitter right now
  
• 02:22:31: i dont know how you're making new #3ly links, @BillandKel, @damnyouzucker, @platinumstubs, @tradepips, but they dont work
  
• 09:47:13: well, of course, @cowlovely! these knockers look totally natural, no? #ChristiePrody http://twitpic.com/4en4u9
  
• 09:49:38: @KevanGC i'd like to know. maybe they contracted w/ #3ly for an app
  
• 09:59:47: @brittfromcle2 you're going to pass out?
  
• 10:23:04: looking for some #cincinnati #tweeters to follow
  
• 10:53:25: they are yummy! RT @DaveZinczenko: SALES SPEAK: Since labeling them "natural" with "sea salt," Wendy's fries sales are up 17%.
  
• 11:08:09: how can you think a person who has lost weight could be lusty when s/he has already demonstrated the ability to deny a basic human need?
  
• 11:20:42: I'm getting real-time search results at TweetGrid http://tweetgrid.com/
  
• 11:40:20: "@joeyxczc: Suzanne Malveaux and her twin sister on CNN. Interesting!" aw, i missed it
  
• 11:42:30: .@tweetgrid is not updating
  
• 11:44:13: and every time i manually refresh the @tweetgrid page, i'm not logged in :(
  
• 11:49:48: .@tweetgrid has a dropbox to pick which acct to tweet from but since it uses #oauth i cant be logged into more than 1 acct
  
• 11:52:37: #DanaDelaney plays an ME/amateur investigator like #Quincy but more arrogance, like #Bones but less sex #BodyOfProof
  
• 14:43:18: it wasn’t until 1980 that autism was first added to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III).
  
• 14:44:24: "growth" in the number of autism cases is actually due to broadened definitions, more public awareness, and bigger outreach
  
• 14:45:59: who plays the sun in the Jimmy Dean sausage commercials? an actor named Haynes Brooke.
  
• 15:26:37: @royorbs3 knowledge is power!
  
• 15:31:35: @royorbs3 i need to get some, havent had any in a while
  
• 16:20:13: @royorbs3 i get breakfast at @McDonalds at least once a week. sausage biscuit w/egg is my usual
  
• 16:31:37: @royorbs3 they're delish too. i too have trouble getting up in time. burger king's breakfast bowl is good too
  
• 17:08:51: @royorbs3 aw, punctuality is overrated!
  
• 17:09:25: "The theist position exists solely because of an assumption. #Atheism assumes nothing"--@CrispySea
  
• 17:12:04: @royorbs3 i used to say that to my bosses all the time. perhaps that's why i'm unemployed!
  
• 17:32:56: we've been studying the effects of caffeine for over 100yrs. we keep reexamining mostly cuz we arent getting the answer we want
  
• 17:35:00: caffeine is harmless, "generally regarded as safe", but each generation of scientists doesnt believe it & has to prove it all over again
  
• 17:54:39: food dyes are safe. stop worrying.
  
• 17:57:28: if i dont tweet you for a while, rest assured i'm still following. this is companionable silence.
  
• 18:00:30: @craftyred MSG=safe, trans fats=not such a big deal
  
• 18:04:13: of kym and hines ward, which one's the star?
  
• 18:06:02: @craftyred not at the mo, but that's a good idea! (i'm not the one drinking the koolaid!)
  
• 18:06:40: @QuackityQ so the australian guy is a star for some reason?
  
• 18:09:46: @QuackityQ yeah, that's what makes him star. i never heard of him
  
• 18:14:11: @BrettR4763 Manning is guilty of what?
  
• 18:19:34: @BrettR4763 innocent of what? i dont recall hearing about any scandal
  
• 19:38:18: @BrettR4763 oh i am so dumb! i was thinking one of the quarterbacks!
  
• 22:29:57: "I will show you President Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma."--@BiIIMaher
  
• 22:36:23: @craftyred (i actually thot she did grad from hs & even attend some college, but @BillMaher's a funny guy)
  
• 22:42:31: @craftyred @BillMaher also joked about how much fun a Spelling Bee with Michelle Bachman, Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin, and Snooki would be
  
• 23:56:00: #Michigan just *cut* #unemployment benefits!
  

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

• 00:22:29: yes i miss canceled tv shows like #firefly and #ghostwhisperer but i really miss #Raines, an #nbc detective show that only made 7 episodes
  
• 00:24:57: i've watched all 7 episodes of #Raines twice on dvd. it starred Jeff Goldblum as a cop who saw the murder victims of his cases
  
• 00:26:21: Raines' visions werent ghosts of the victims, just his way of sorting all the info. the visions reminded him that they came from his mind...
  
• 00:27:28: so Raines' visions couldnt tell him anything he didnt already know. very effective gimmick. too bad there werent more episodes :(
  
• 00:29:39: over the past 5yrs, mobile per-minute prices have gone down 50% in #America
  
• 02:38:38: blow the cobwebs off your makeup and doll up, babe!
  
• 02:44:59: today, #Americans will send 5-1/2 billion text messages
  
• 11:08:21: i've never seen "The Color Purple"
  
• 14:09:29: i havent seen anything that makes me want to see #Hop...and several things that makes me not want to
  
• 14:21:00: "@achura: Breaking -- Donald Trump releases his birth certificate to prove he's white enough for the Tea Party"
  
• 16:53:12: aw, @KarenDLanda, you unfollowed me :(
  
• 16:58:17: mens wearhouse says 87% of women think a man looks sexier in a suit. phooey.
  
• 17:06:00: @Breathless1974 who's being mean to you? let me at 'em!
  
• 17:08:50: "Bank Of America Paid Nothing In Federal Income Tax Last Year And Got Almost $1 Billion From Taxpayers http://tric.es/g9umAZ" --@DustyTrice
  
• 17:10:08: every 10min or so, my computer dings and i dont know why
  
• 17:12:25: "I'm giving up atheism; I've converted to a Lex Luthoran." --@BionicDance
  
• 17:18:56: @lwdgrfx i heard the follow limit has something to do with how many follow you
  
• 17:24:34: how can they keep the rules a secret? @lwdgrfx
  
• 17:28:06: @lwdgrfx i just found out a few days ago about there being a limit at all!
  
• 17:50:38: u might wonder why #BarryBonds is being tried for perjury rather than steroid use. the answer is cuz perjury is a Federal crime in this case
  
• 17:55:06: ♦@lwdgrfx do u have the link? i'm being told there's no such user as @geoharee
  
• 17:56:39: "@DyNama trust me she didn't have that cleavage in high school!"--@cowlovely ¶ no way! they arent real? well, i'll be!
  
• 18:03:57: @lwdgrfx thanx
  
• 18:36:18: "@RichardWiseman: 52 ppl die waitin 2 c 'miracle healer' - I dare u 2 read this & not feel both anger & sadness http://tinyurl.com/5vc9ujz"
  
• 18:39:53: @lwdgrfx it's not only vague, they flat out say they wont reveal the formula
  
• 18:50:18: before 9/11 #Osama's name was frequently spelled "Usama". i think ppl settled on the "O" just to not have "USA" in his name
  
• 20:20:37: the autobiography of US Grant sold more copies faster than any book in American publishing history at the time
  
• 22:07:52: snopes.com: Asparagus Doesn't Cure Cancer - http://t.co/2HhfG2U
  
• 22:18:06: aw, @prettyunsure, you unfollowed me :(
  
• 22:21:43: @MzStarrBurst C O U R T N E Y ! ! ! welcome back!
  
• 22:22:48: @st_godless occasionally ppl unfollow me by mistake, as opposed to hating my tweets!
  
• 22:24:19: @MzStarrBurst how you been? what have you been up to?
  
• 22:27:23: @MzStarrBurst yep, same old stuff, but much quieter w/o twitter!
  
• 22:30:02: @MzStarrBurst punctuality is overrated!
  
• 22:30:52: @MzStarrBurst i told my bosses that all the time...perhaps that's why i'm unemployed!
  
• 22:32:16: @MzStarrBurst i'll admit there's a lot to be said for getting paid lol
  
• 22:35:49: @MzStarrBurst yeah, durn stores for wanting money in exchange for their stuff
  
• 23:01:30: i wonder how much of #JackHanna's tv persona is the real thing
  
• 23:12:33: @JGirlpwr he's dithery & absent-minded. it could be the real him, but i wanted to allow the possibility that it's a character
  
• 23:19:37: @JGirlpwr you're probably right
  
• 23:29:49: @craftyred you're his inspiration
  
• 23:31:12: @JGirlpwr i liked that tiny screech owl, those big eyes are awesome
  
• 23:32:32: @JGirlpwr Hanna just never seems all that competent tho he's a retired zoo director
  
• 23:34:53: "#jackhanna is THE MAN!!"--@JGirlpwr ♦of course, Jack & I are both #Ohioans so i'm proud of him
  
• 23:49:44: cute bit #JimmyFallon and #StephenColbert but famous ppl raising $$ for charity is not being generous, it's being generous w/my money
  

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From Twitter 03-27-2011

• 07:11:19: i respected #GeraldineFerraro but at the time i thot #FritzMondale should have chosen #BarbaraBoxer
  
• 07:41:06: #ATT was broken into 7 regional phone companies in 1984 but it has put itself back together minus NYNEX & BellAtlantic which is now #Verizon
  
• 08:57:11: local animal rescue has a policy against letting senior citizens adopt puppies #cincinnati
  
• 11:29:51: @KevanGC i like j.mp, i have an acct there. but i have an affectation for the number 3 so i really miss #3ly
  
• 11:31:38: got here for breakfast, about time to leave (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/hpj9uO
  
• 11:38:05: @Breathless1974 where you been? how you feeling?
  
• 11:42:47: had a nice morning at McD. 1 of the regulars gave me a post-it note tray
  
• 11:44:17: then i got to talking to another regular, turned out we had a lot in common: both 58, never married, unemployed
  
• 11:45:14: then a member of my investmt club stopped at my table to say hi before she goes to church bowling
  
• 11:46:31: 2-1/2hrs w/o a smoke, guess it's time for 1. heading home
  
• 11:51:23: @expatina oh, i'm not sure i'd like Gentlemen's Relish
  
• 12:52:44: pathetic commercial, #progressive. "too bad you arent shopping for car insurance." but they arent, they're shopping for a mattress
  
• 12:58:52: @Breathless1974 welcome back! i for one will try to play nicer!
  
• 22:11:02: #nomailtoday saturday
  
• 22:12:54: got in a short visit w/my neighbor and her granddaughters. she sat outside for a half hour while they played. i was freezing!
  
• 22:29:55: @davesib my bus leaves midnight monday morning so we need to be there 1115ish pm sunday
  
• 22:30:48: @Married_Witch91 thanx for the #FF!
  
• 22:36:24: #charliesheen did enuf coke to kill two and a half men
  

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From Twitter 03-26-2011

• 00:16:41: "@KevanGC: Anyone know what happened to www.3.ly? #3ly #threely It was the shortest url shortener." i wonder too
  
• 00:23:23: a few websites, like @Internetnews247 & @platinumstubs, can still generate #3ly #threely shortened links but i cant
  
• 00:25:47: "@mauraswanx0: if you hate @selenagomez, something is seriously wrong w/u. shes constantly helping people & charities...<3 ly" & gorgeous!
  
• 00:34:14: users of url shoteners like bit.ly. ow.ly, and 3.ly may have trouble because the .ly domain is from #Libya
  
• 00:39:37: saw an article w/commenters extolling the virtues of using their real name instead of a pseudonym. DyNama isnt a pseudonym, it's a pen name!
  
• 01:22:47: nfn is my initials so i just looked up how much it would cost to get the domain nfn.nf . only $1,279 for 1 year [sic]
  
• 01:42:23: #Lions Clubs could register the domain LionsClu.bs, using the .bs #TLD from the #Bahamas
  
• 01:46:49: the most heavily used domain #TLD ever to be deleted: .cs for Czechoslovakia, discontinued when that country split up
  
• 01:47:50: @Tim_in_CT cold beer! i found out i have 19 weeks of unemploymt left!
  
• 01:50:36: @Tim_in_CT oh, yeah! cheers!
  
• 13:42:19: the eternal optimism of #Americans compels them to think the economy is improving even when it really isnt
  
• 14:20:46: seems like a lot of ads about mesothelioma lawsuits for a cancer textbooks call "rare"
  
• 14:22:09: i wonder if fire from not using asbestos is a bigger risk than mesothelioma from using it
  
• 14:24:59: i'm disappointed the #OhioState #Buckeyes lost. they didnt really lose last minute, they lost by not having a bigger lead the whole game
  
• 14:26:34: in general i think a sporting event can be won in the last minute, but losing it occurred during the whole event
  
• 14:27:59: idiotic commercial, @zoosk! her date w/the dart player was doomed cuz she was laughing at him the whole time
  
• 14:30:17: the @zoosk commercial hates the dart player. he's good enuf to have a sponsor but he's too incompetent to even hit the target
  
• 14:31:25: in fact i'd say all the @zoosk commercials hate men, portraying them all in a very negative light
  
• 15:17:57: i find when i argue w/conservatives in social media that they freq change the subject & use strawman arguments & surrogate markers
  
• 15:18:23: maybe everyone does that, even me
  
• 15:56:35: 20million kids watched cartoons Sat morn each week in the 70s, but they grew up to deprive their own kids of that pleasure
  
• 15:58:09: by 2000 only cable had traditional Sat morn cartoons, attracting only 2million weekly viewers
  
• 16:01:56: @Vizhnet dont go! thanx for all the tweets!
  
• 16:02:55: RT @godlessgirl: At Least Five Babies Have Died Since Nebraska Denied Undocumented Mothers Prenatal Care - http://tumblr.com/xlr1w2jvae
  
• 17:10:04: my friend @LhopeD just today had her first grandson!! yaaay! happy Birth-day, Tyler Jackson!!
  
• 17:19:53: RT @YeaahImATeen: Only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. #YeaahImATeen
  
• 17:22:29: Japan's public debt is 225% of it's GDP, 2nd only to Zimbabwe; USA's is only 58% (36th highest in the world).
  
• 17:29:29: “I want know how paula dean hasnt died of a heart attack from the amount of butter she cooks with?” um cuz butter doesnt cause heart attacks
  
• 17:31:31: @Married_Witch91 "Live long and prosper."
  
• 17:33:09: RT @WestWingReport: "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." -Abraham Lincoln
  
• 17:39:02: @Married_Witch91 you got it!
  
• 17:39:59: #shutup food-advice-givers! yes, you *do* need that piece of pie! you DO!
  
• 17:43:10: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? - Jay Leno
  
• 17:47:00: @Married_Witch91 ^.^ ←i always think that's a cat but this time i'll say it's Vulcan ears
  
• 17:51:35: @expatina is F&M a store?
  
• 17:56:17: there is no argument for antichoice that doesnt mention god
  
• 17:58:36: "i thought it was done snowing." "no, you *hoped* it was done snowing."
  
• 18:49:41: @expatina ah, and now i get the joke :)
  
• 18:51:30: got here a little after 7p (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/dRQ3AJ
  
• 21:53:58: dont kid yourself. diet and exercise is *never* enough
  
• 22:08:23: give the actual BAC number when describing how drunk someone is, stating it in multiples of the legal limit is totally irrelevant
  
• 23:19:17: "@normmacdonald: Turns out my grandfather and my cat are on the same diet."
  

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From Twitter 03-25-2011

• 00:10:05: Jimmy Kimmel's show is weird. it says it starts at 1a but what they have is a skit and lots of commercials for 7 minutes
  
• 08:11:56: #MyDownloader started working w/downloading from a #filesonic folder. it didnt work earlier & it looked like i had to DL 1-at-a-time
  
• 08:14:49: why wasnt #CaseyAnthony tried years ago? why is this trial so high-profile?
  
• 08:30:10: my 78-year-old father just got an iPad!
  
• 08:37:10: @dazzleeyes my dad will try it, but prev in a tenuous scaredy-cat kind of way. i had to tell him to hit enter after typing something once!
  
• 08:39:04: @dazzleeyes but he went & got the iPad w/no advice from me, didnt even let on he was considering it, now he's getting his email on it
  
• 08:46:41: just cuz all the worshipers of an ancient god are gone doesnt make the pronouncements in His/Her name invalid
  
• 09:05:31: an #atheist had a huge list of lapsed gods, gods who no longer have worshipers, on the net. anyone have a link for that list?
  
• 09:29:15: @fschaeffer it doesn't look like the one i remember but it's what i wanted. thanx!
  
• 09:58:33: @Aspentroll thanx!
  
• 11:38:26: i'm thinking of getting a tracheotomy as preventative medicine. by the time i choke on a hot dog, it'll be too late
  
• 13:52:57: here's another list of "gods you don't believe in" http://qr.net/fme. it's by a Luke too, maybe the same one?
  
• 13:56:25: 3.ly, the 3-letter URL shortener, seems to have sold out & closed up shop, even deleting all their @Threely tweets
  
• 15:27:51: @cowlovely i'd guess a 1/2 dozen murderous moms & dads have been tried in #Cincinnati in this same period
  
• 15:31:53: @cowlovely i dont know, but i know none of them had the 100s of 1000s of dollars this trial is going to cost. did CA have any money?
  
• 15:35:15: @cowlovely the most telling evidence against her IMO is not reporting Caley missing for a month. but she is very pretty!
  
• 15:39:21: @_7654_ @atheistincanada thanx for Muuter.com, i hadnt heard of that one
  
• 15:40:08: @cowlovely she'll prob say she stopped & picked up roadkill!
  
• 15:56:10: @cowlovely lol, i hadnt heard that!
  
• 16:03:54: @cowlovely that would only work if the squirrel carcass flipped up & stuck to the car. pretty feeble explanation
  
• 16:05:20: @PinUpMom really?
  
• 16:07:30: @PickledLlama who ya gonna call? u should get it (if it's not too expensive)
  
• 16:09:35: @PickledLlama not bad. is it an antique?
  
• 16:11:37: @PinUpMom are they overtly racist? part of management policy?
  
• 16:13:35: @PickledLlama go for it!
  
• 16:14:30: @cowlovely wow this trial is going to be even better than i thot!
  
• 16:18:37: @cowlovely i'll follow the trial--i have a feeling no one will be able to avoid it, all the news coverage it's going to get
  
• 16:21:33: @cowlovely i watched OJ's 1995 trial on my lunch hour! yes that verdict was a perversion of the system
  
• 16:23:57: @ceebee308 happy birthday, CB!
  
• 16:27:02: @cowlovely you too! see ya later
  
• 16:27:54: @cowlovely christy! i saw a pic of her and her phenomenal cleavage! i can still recall that pic!
  
• 19:33:35: the old black wino took me out for a fish sandwich!!
  
• 19:36:21: a neighbor of mine, Willie, is 65yo, drinks a bottle of wine every day, "to fortify the blood"
  
• 19:41:00: he's a scrawny guy, can't usually eat a whole sandwich--i've seen him eat only half a big mac!
  
• 19:45:05: but today he knocks on my door and out of the blue says "let's go get a sandwich!"
  
• 19:55:31: i didnt presume he was going to treat me, but he got the McDonalds Lenten special, 2 fish sandwiches for $3.33, & gave me 1
  
• 19:57:23: i put ketchup on mine, he put McD hot sauce on his. wait, McDonalds has hot sauce?
  
• 19:59:14: we ate our sandwiches, and i drove us home. he'd never done that before!
  
• 20:06:26: Quilted Northern ad "it's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom." --NO IT ISNT!!
  
• 21:01:31: i despise @timewarner! if there was another cable tv in town, i'd switch sight unseen
  
• 21:04:12: truTV just moved from analog to digital cable. some "cable-ready" subscribers just lost access to ncaa basketball
  
• 21:06:58: we analog @timewarner subscribers also just lost travel channel and another one, i forget
  
• 23:19:36: #shutup @whitecastle! a slyder is a burger, and you are a big corporation
  
• 23:28:30: i cant play basketball. i bet i havent made 50 baskets my whole life
  
• 23:49:14: #shutup #mio! i like it with sugar!
  

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From Twitter 03-24-2011

• 00:11:06: neither pornsters nor anti-porn ppl like the new .xxx web address
  
• 00:42:11: every one of my @timewarner cable channels has been frozen for about a 1/2 hour
  
• 01:29:12: cable tv @timewarner just came back on. i missed #TDS and #TCR completely
  
• 01:31:34: @futuredirected that's so weird, following someone with the same name! i barely know anyone w/the same 1st name as me (Norm)
  
• 01:35:14: nearly all the #CelticWoman sing keeping her hands flat on her hips. is that some trad #Irish way or are they just holding their skirts?
  
• 01:36:24: @futuredirected weird wasnt the right word but it's unusual for me. 16yrs of school there was never another Norm in any of my classes
  
• 01:37:37: "@futuredirected: ...@Doc_Samantha is so much sweeter and smarter than I." she must be pretty sweet & smart then!
  
• 01:39:04: @futuredirected i'm just afraid their arms are going to stick that way!
  
• 01:40:08: @Doc_Samantha i have to take back a little. i'm "the third" III so i have the same name as my father & grandfather
  
• 01:42:11: @Doc_Samantha cool! most ppl think i'm a total crackpot to say things like "there are no bad foods, only bad nutritionists."
  
• 01:44:50: @futuredirected @Doc_Samantha: i luvs some smooches & hugs!
  
• 01:51:51: @Doc_Samantha i met a IV once, took an instant dislike to him just cuz his number was bigger than mine! @futuredirected
  
• 01:53:33: "@futuredirected: We are so much more than a name." i dont disagree. words are just practically random collections of sounds
  
• 01:54:02: @futuredirected see ya later
  
• 01:55:59: @futuredirected well how would i know? lol, but i presume so!
  
• 01:59:49: @futuredirected lmao! thanx for that!
  
• 02:01:10: "@billiegirltoo: i absolutely don't understand the avidly anti twitter crowd #arrogance" boy, me neither!
  
• 02:02:38: i've heard several smart ppl say most of us dont use "ironic" correctly to the point that i'm afraid to use the word
  
• 02:07:45: @22DanielleM pretty clever! ❤
  
• 02:08:56: i was talking to a woman about Madalyn Murray OHair's son John Garth Murray & she said he cant be too smart cuz he says "axe u a question."
  
• 02:14:04: i once observed to a woman that i just used "malaise" and "dontcha" in the same sentence
  
• 02:15:23: Popular #Irish ballad "Danny Boy" is about a father sending his son off to war knowing he wont live to see him return
  
• 02:16:15: @22DanielleM i did have to paste it into notepad and fiddle with the linebreaks :)
  
• 02:26:22: my mother identified with #LizTaylor cuz they were the same age
  
• 02:37:31: the smart ppl talking about the correct use of "ironic" are the writers on #Monk and #Castle, and #GeorgeCarlin
  
• 02:38:57: famous costumer Edith Head had a long list of what was wrong w/ #ElizabethTaylor
  
• 02:41:46: #ElizabethTaylor didnt have a party for her star on the #Hollywood #WalkOfFame because she was one of the original ones, the 1st 1500
  
• 02:45:22: #CelticWoman are 4 terrific singers but they cant dance worth a darn!
  
• 02:48:01: i usually hate schmaltzy love songs–You Light Up My Life and Butterfly Kisses come to mind--but i must admit to liking You Raise Me Up
  
• 02:59:17: the @Playboy Dahm triplets, Nicole, Erica, and Jaclyn, each gave birth to their 1st child in a period of just over 2 months
  
• 03:54:44: we dont call it "soccer" cuz we dont play it in our socks, we call it "football" cuz we play it with our feet
  
• 03:57:44: every healthy person radically changing their diet for vague promises plz call me, i have a bridge to sell you
  
• 04:00:00: bigger than average kids never forget how adults *making* them play made playing not as much fun
  
• 04:06:24: ««««««««««•◕ ‿ ◒•»»»»»»»»»»>
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• 10:34:43: @LHopeD doing ok. there's a Lions Club mtg tonight so i actually have something to do today
  
• 10:40:04: i think the spokeswoman for American Petroleum Institute, Brooke Alexander, is also on a ROC wrinkle remover skin cream commercial
  
• 10:44:59: a few days ago, i tweeted about the 2 new singers of #CelticWoman but i think i meant Lynn, not Lisa
  
• 10:45:34: @LHopeD there was a fire uptown last night
  
• 11:17:01: i kind of resent #Kentucky getting a #SprintCup race just cuz of the way they did it, by whining and crying and suing
  
• 11:17:40: @PrettyCakes_ breakfast tacos?
  
• 11:20:51: @PrettyCakes_ i have a leftover hamburger to eat but i'm waiting till lunchtime to eat it
  
• 11:23:32: @PrettyCakes_ sure, why not? so u had tacos for dinner, then woke up wanting more tacos! they must be good!
  
• 11:24:18: "@Dr_EZwider: "Back then, hoes didn't want me. Now I'm hot. Hoes all on me." -Ralph Waldo Emerson" omg!
  
• 11:25:28: @GreenGoddessVV what if he gave you a million dollars?
  
• 11:28:25: @GreenGoddessVV yes some things are not worth any amount of money lol
  
• 11:47:53: #ChrisBrown says he "works so hard for the music." he doesnt know what hard work is.
  
• 13:36:47: #HillaryClinton has received more votes than any woman in history. Her record is safe from #SarahPalin and #MichelleBachman.
  
• 22:41:09: Frequenting a prostitute does not make you a predator
  
• 22:46:17: sorry, Hop doesnt look any good
  
• 22:48:01: so i had a Lions Club mtg tonight, it was a nice meeting. the Dist Governor made a surprise appearance
  
• 23:32:21: local @wkrc weatherman predicts accumulating snow Sat night to Sun morn :(
  
• 23:54:03: #Letterman just made a statement & said "my hand to god!"...but it was a lie (more precisely, it was a joke)
  

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

• 01:16:51: #shutup #ATT! you're right, i don't have an iPhone
  
• 01:35:24: Fergie is ultra-feminine, in a stylized pinupy way, in the #drpepper ad till she pours the pop down her throat. not very feminine.
  
• 02:25:02: Manning Up: How the Rise of Women Has Turned Men into Boys - Kay Hymowitz http://t.co/9zEVyX0 via @amazon
  
• 10:14:53: #shutup citizens against govt waste! 1/2 the ppl seeing the ad have lots of debt, do they "work for" their creditors?
  
• 10:18:53: mmm, @RobinMeade has great makeup today!
  
• 10:22:15: i took the phone i found up to #verizon this morning, then got a cup of instant #cappuccino
  
• 10:27:23: i think most news leaks are actually deliberate releases 2 see how ppl react, like the rumors about talks returning #CharlieSheen to tv show
  
• 10:30:47: i missed it! this is tweet № 20,004 #tweetcnt. that & a dollar will get me a cup of coffee!
  
• 10:32:42: i knew a guy diagnosed w/bipolar disorder. nothing really helped him, until he used his own willpower to "cure" himself
  
• 10:35:48: the news talks about ppl's need for counseling without ever considering whether it actually works
  
• 10:36:28: i don't really have a lot of respect for "the talking cure"
  
• 10:42:17: blocking #Japan's radioactive veggies. serves them right for blocking #USA beef after 1 case of mad-cow disease here
  
• 11:20:35: i've rec'd 60 unemploymt checks, was just informed i've moved into Tier 3 (13 more weeks) then there's Tier 4 (6 more weeks)
  
• 11:21:21: phase 3 of Tier 2 #Ohio #unemployment was only 1 week
  
• 11:57:45: no federal unemployment benefits are authorized after 9 june 2012
  
• 11:59:18: #Ohio woman celebrates her 119th birthday. she is not acknowledged that old by #Guinness cuz she too has birth certificate problems
  
• 13:58:48: #shutup about having more energy! that is entirely subjective & a self-fulfilling prophecy
  
• 14:10:57: ppl bandy about the "must see" label too easily
  
• 14:24:31: "Annual fish fry each Friday at Catholic school - Times-Gazette"( http://twitthis.com/sju3c4 )
  
• 14:26:10: @octoberthehotti it's about like having toast for lunch, eh?
  
• 14:32:36: local newspaper really says that an org is having an "annual fish fry each friday", lol @TheTimesGazette
  
• 14:40:31: @octoberthehotti i like garlic bread. i've also made a meal of toast w/cinnamon+peanut butter
  
• 14:46:33: @clevelandsaplum http://twitpic.com/4cj429 - cool! you're a celebrity!
  
• 14:50:55: @clevelandsaplum is there really a place called Krusty's Summer Sauce Camp? i cant read the paragraph
  
• 14:53:34: "@Kellyteresa1: Major Downer alert - Healtcare law passed 1 yr ago and Rush Limbaugh has YET to move to Costa Rica. #p2" lol
  
• 14:59:20: RT @ChrisAngelMusic: Wow...about 200 new followers in the last few days. I'm going to need a bigger van and more candy.
  
• 14:59:50: RT @ChrisAngelMusic: Dear everyone starring and RT'ing me:
  
  You are all deeply flawed human beings. Thanks.
  
  Love, Chris
  
• 15:00:37: RT @ChrisAngelMusic: Sometimes I leave the cap off the toothpaste just to see if my wife really has what it takes to kill a man.
  
• 15:09:30: wow! i got my t-shirt from @zazzle already! and it looks terrific!
  
• 15:22:17: @clevelandsaplum i googled it...and got sent to your blog from 2009. it does sound like fun.
  
• 15:28:28: i wouldnt ask @ChrisBrown about something that happened 2 years ago, it's not news any more
  
• 15:32:24: #Rihanna's real name was Robin
  
• 15:52:31: "@blackpoll_esri: Map of How Manhattan’s Grid Grew - Interactive Map: http://nyti.ms/fx9jrg @NYTimes #maps #manhattan" fascinating!
  
• 21:16:46: @TirzaFury you unfollowed me, woe is me
  
• 21:18:35: @jenny0101 i saw a PBS documentary on it just a few weeks ago
  
• 21:52:50: snopes.com: NOT TRUE: Obama Lends $2 Billion to Brazilian Oil Company http://t.co/K7xxSPe
  
• 22:00:07: "@LibertyBelle4: I really, deeply miss Ted Strickland. #ohio #kasichsucks #p2" me too!
  
• 23:40:07: stupid #HuntingtonBank tv ad: he inexplicably asks her "what if we were talking in mindspeak?" we hear it but since there's no such thing→
  
• 23:42:34: ←she didn't hear anything, she walks away from him cuz he's staring at her like a creep
  

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From Twitter 03-22-2011

• 02:55:27: just got home from Middletown. it took 3 u-turns to get back to the road home
  
• 02:58:54: on the way, just 15mi from home, suddenly my eyes started burning! i had to pull over to wipe my eyes
  
• 14:41:45: @_DUKES was that a lie, or just a mistake?
  
• 14:45:22: @_DUKES allrighty then, lol
  
• 14:47:03: she's attractive for a woman with no lips
  
• 14:51:00: One American out of every six has no religious affiliation - Center for Inquiry http://t.co/5EkSGAj
  
• 14:55:39: the thought of snorting cocaine with a dollar bill is repulsive. think where that bill has been--yuck!
  
• 14:58:13: 12 tweets to go to № 22,000! #tweetcnt 357p #timechk
  
• 15:13:34: @skirrid thanx! it's kind of like watching the numbers roll over on my odometer
  
• 19:03:49: actually i was ther from 6-730p (@ Highland County Community Action) http://4sq.com/g8hzRN
  
• 19:05:06: i found a cell phone on the ground
  
• 19:06:46: my 1st thought was to take it to the police but i decided to take it to the verizon dealer
  
• 19:53:45: sorry #TomBergeron, your tv special "Best In Film" actually looks awful
  
• 21:44:21: In 1940 there were over 117,000 school districts in the United States, but by 1990 the number had decreased to just over 15,000.
  
• 22:43:40: the spokeswoman for American Petroleum Institute is an actress named Brooke Alexander, Miss Hawaii World and Miss World America of 1981.
  
• 23:34:26: i couldnt wear sunglasses indoors or after dark, i'd bump into things and strain my eyes big time
  

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From Twitter 03-21-2011

• 00:55:11: i've been into computers almost 4 decades and i'm still fooled by file sizes in bytes vs. megabytes
  
• 11:39:03: @Goodwill_Stores u r welcome! i picked out a few shirts & found they were 1/2 off so i did pretty good!
  
• 12:43:35: on my way to Middletown to visit a friend
  
• 12:44:46: tweeting while driving really is dangerous!
  
• 14:21:06: i found my friend's house, only got lost once
  

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From Twitter 03-20-2011

• 00:01:25: @sznq "there must be 50 ways to leave your lover."
  
• 00:03:37: @jennifurret i always replace unwanted tunes stuck in my head with "The Long & Winding Road" by the Beatles
  
• 00:10:07: "now that i'm hating us being friends, i'm recalling loving us being enemies." Albert the alligator to the bear in #POGO
  
• 00:11:41: what's the @KatyPerry video that has scenes at a wedding?
  
• 00:14:30: @66Betty a news story used it as a background but didnt ID the song. i'll check it out
  
• 00:18:25: @66Betty @KatyPerry was in a gown, big crowd in the pews, but they were all bobbing their heads to the music
  
• 00:27:17: @66Betty yes, thanx, that was it.
  
• 00:46:08: @yesitismia were ppl actually placing bets? lol
  
• 02:46:01: the time-date stamp on interrogation video on this ep of The Investigators says it was 9yrs ago yesterday
  
• 02:47:25: @Tim_in_CT you got a job!
  
• 02:53:34: i want to ask that pregnant tempur-pedic mattress user what it was like to get pregnant on it
  
• 02:54:04: @Tim_in_CT a pretty good job? one you'll keep a while?
  
• 02:54:58: @Tim_in_CT nope, not yet
  
• 02:59:24: #shutup infomercials! "clinically proven" is a meaningless phrase
  
• 03:00:10: @Tim_in_CT yep, better than nothing. u ought to get a job in a brewery!
  
• 03:01:45: drink, drank, drunk. stink, stank, stunk. fink, fank, funk.
  
• 03:03:55: "@Tim_in_CT: RT @DyNama: drink, drank, drunk. stink, stank, stunk. fink, fank, funk. // COLD BEER !!" cheers!
  
• 03:06:20: @Tim_in_CT i'm sure u'd be good, if u didnt drink up all the profits! ICY BREWSKY!!
  
• 03:08:57: it's cold here 2nite. my heater quit working so just now i plugged in a brand new one. it seems ok but i'm too nervous to go to bed w/it on
  
• 03:10:35: i kind of need to watch a new elec heater for a few hours, a few days, before i'll trust it
  
• 09:33:18: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/gy93Zb
  
• 09:42:47: @badwebsltes yep, a portable electric heater. the absolutely vast majority of them won't go boom tho
  
• 09:54:18: @yesitismia well it's too bad Courtney isnt here playing :(
  
• 09:59:21: lol RT @LaBelleLaide: RT @funnyoneliners: There are only two levels in lion taming - "expert" and "cat food". RT @senorwinces
  
• 10:00:45: RT @dohlink: “If Republicans will stop telling lies about Democrats, Dems will stop telling the truth about Republicans" - Adlai Stevenson
  
• 10:04:51: @dazzleeyes going to college is already paying off!
  
• 10:17:45: @KittyKatMeoww so sorry for your loss
  
• 10:32:06: @DCdebbie for you, maybe, not for us!
  
• 10:34:31: @royorbs3 it was a good night, but couldnt compare to debauchery!
  
• 10:37:29: @GreenGoddessVV my brother is middle mgmt who manages programmers without being able to program
  
• 10:44:01: RT @ChristineCronau: Want great skin? Eat protein & fat. Yes, fat. Eliminating fat from your diet causes wrinkles. Use real fat like butter
  
• 15:45:54: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington) http://4sq.com/gnk8lF
  
• 16:43:24: I'm at Goodwill (1685 Rombach Ave, Wilmington) http://4sq.com/eUtFEw
  
• 16:59:29: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington) http://4sq.com/hGIxay
  
• 18:02:30: time for ice cream (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/fWCIHk
  
• 18:18:38: "In more than 90% of mammal species, a male's only investmt in offspring is his sperm, for females provide all the parental care." -Coyne
  
• 21:04:06: last time i bought gas, it was $3.39 but i found it for $3.35. i needed gas today, it is $3.59 all over but i found it for $3.44
  
• 21:05:11: i checked in at goodwill but i had actually already left and gone on to big lots
  
• 21:10:08: during the last pledge break of #CelticWoman Songs From The Heart, LIsa and Alex were interviewed, but both have already left the group
  
• 21:15:14: @Hokuboku i'm unemployed at the mo so i dont need much gas, but even when i was working my office was only 5 blocks from home!
  
• 21:16:02: @Hokuboku the local news just wondered whether the #Libya action would raise gas prises
  
• 21:23:24: @sassycass13 @ronzillaexperie as they say, facebook is where u lie to friends, twitter is where u tell the truth to strangers
  
• 21:25:23: @Hokuboku yes it definitely hurts. i put in $49 worth today!
  
• 21:29:37: @Packard_Sonic i wonder why #ATT would buy #TMobile if not to consolidate the 2 networks
  
• 21:32:16: "@dazzleeyes: RT @andrewrjuhl: I limit myself to three scotches per day. Right now, I’m six years ahead of schedule." LOL
  
• 21:38:51: "@MELISSAGREEN: @ reply me if you like my boobs." does anyone NOT like them???
  
• 22:03:46: @Packard_Sonic there's no t-mobile dealer in my town cuz we officially dont have coverage here (60mi east of cincinnati)
  
• 23:23:51: @LHopeD hey there Linda, how's it going?
  
• 23:27:02: Twitter Decides To Kill Its Ecosystem: How Not To Run A Modern Company http://t.co/y4StFRH via @Techdirt
  
• 23:45:27: i dont care what anyone says, "daylight savingS time" is not wrong, similar to my having a "savings acct" at my bank
  

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From Twitter 03-19-2011

• 00:43:57: how can @MzStarrburst just walk away from twitter like this? Courtney, it doesnt have to be all or nothing.
  
• 00:59:33: almost 1/3 of #Brockton High School #Massachusetts students are of #CapeVerde descent (a small island off the coast of #Africa)
  
• 01:12:11: exercise and learning are connected? phooey
  
• 01:20:02: analyst points out that the schools that have improved the most in the last decade are in the states most unionized
  
• 01:34:07: #shutup #livelinks! all ur women customers like to talk on the phone in their underware? shuuuuure.
  
• 01:36:23: @SagDec15 mmm, an omelet sandwich
  
• 03:45:51: i'm downloading a bittorrent. it got 95% done then slowed way down. i'd heard of that happening but i hadnt happened to me very often
  
• 10:11:50: @jashsf i must admit i had to look up cape verde
  
• 12:36:39: woke up this morn to phone call inviting me to supper w/the Leesburg Lions
  
• 12:38:21: then got a free brown bag lunch from a neighbor, and stopped in to visit my lupus neighbor & her granddaughters
  
• 12:43:16: i decided to go uptown to get coffee so i got commissioned to get Angie a red slurpee. she gave me $5 for a $1 coffee & a $1 slurpee
  
• 14:39:04: Angie sprung for pizza while we watch Road To Perdition for the 2nd time today (!)
  
• 14:40:53: #nomailtoday yesterday but today i got the book that got lost in the mail. dont know if this is the 1st copy or the 2nd
  
• 23:03:41: this eve i was at a Lions Club Bean Soup dinner. i gabbed w/PDG Ron, PDG Charlie, and a friend i hadnt seen in years, Hugh
  
• 23:04:34: Hugh and I had been in the county barbershop chorus together prob more than 2 decades ago
  
• 23:06:21: Lion Dave drove. we left at 430p and were there about 2 hours. i've been in my recliner ever since
  
• 23:17:56: looking at the #supermoon now at 1217a, it just looks ordinary. was it bigger earlier in the evening? #timechk
  
• 23:28:26: Hatriots is good! RT @kar1211: RT @SherrieGG: @kar1211 Teahadists. Hatriots.//new term I made up Kochsroaches
  
• 23:32:32: the fact is more babies are born 9mo after new years than 9mo after valentines day
  
• 23:45:44: @royorbs3 durn, sorry i missed ur tweet, i wouldve said sure, the more, the merrier. she also had Kill Bill V1 on some too
  
• 23:53:18: oh-oh RT @antitheistangie: "You've been blocked for your inability to locate the Shift key." - Me.
  

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From Twitter 03-18-2011

• 00:34:11: whew, i think Leon Russell is pretty bad on @LateNightJimmy
  
• 02:19:35: #TheBachelor & Emily are not ready to get married mostly cuz they're not really in love, not really a cpl, they just play one on tv
  
• 02:42:03: almost 240,000 #deer were harvested this year in #Ohio
  
• 02:43:53: the definition of "hero" is being diluted. i define "hero" as one who does the right thing in spite of the cost
  
• 02:44:13: RT @dsurman: #ProChoice is the law because choice & freedom are the #American way. #ProLife is just an excuse to shame women.
  
• 02:57:08: @BritneySpears is still a goddess
  
• 10:50:59: phooey to gluten-free
  
• 11:19:20: for a few minutes there, my whole face was itchy. i don't know what causes that but it happens every once in a while
  
• 11:28:59: i like #boobs that are just "out there"
  
• 11:35:53: @craftyred i dont mean bare, tho i dont mind that either. some fashions smooth over the bust, some try to de-emphasize it
  
• 11:47:21: sales at #Trump Tower Tampa were so good that all were canceled & deposits returned so it could start over at a higher price
  
• 13:27:25: the whole "birther" issue is ridiculous because we have no mechanism for fixing election mistakes. several mistakes have been conceded...
  
• 13:29:13: ...over the years, not the least of which is the election fraud of 2000, but even if everyone admitted it, there's nothing to do about it
  
• 13:41:20: RT @prettyunsure: Silly men always get completely the wrong idea when I shake my tits “no.”
  
• 13:46:39: @st_godless thanx for the #FF!
  
• 13:47:45: of course #Gadhafi will put down rebellion. isnt that what dictators do?
  
• 13:51:55: “To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” -- Paul Ehrlich.
  
• 14:48:12: i just ordered a #Failwhale t-shirt at @zazzle! i chose the design w/a dialog baloon & had the whale saying "DyNama Follow me"
  
• 14:49:34: i hope i get my personalized #Failwhale t-shirt from @zazzle in time to take to #Florida!
  
• 14:52:19: notice to burglars: while i'm live tweeting during my #Florida vacation, you should know that the chief of police lives next door
  
• 15:47:29: @iDemanda i don't know the dates, but i've been told by my parents which accidents conceived each of their 3 kids
  
• 15:49:02: @iDemanda i think i was "broken condom" :)
  
• 19:00:20: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/fvVo9o
  
• 22:01:31: see, i just went 4-1/4hrs without a cigarette, cuz i was having a good time with the regulars at non-smoking @McDonalds
  
• 22:11:27: @craftyred sure i did! lol
  
• 22:16:54: @SagDec15 what is twitverify?
  
• 22:33:47: @SagDec15 oh a query/response system like some email accts tried?
  
• 23:33:41: Eastern Japan, incl Tokyo & the quake zone, uses 50Hz electricity while the rest of the country uses 60Hz @ITworld http://bit.ly/fslkc6
  
• 23:36:33: With 11 reactors offline, 9.7GW was gone from eastern Japan's electricity production capacity @ITworld http://bit.ly/fslkc6
  

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• 00:03:53: @craftyred i luv my coffee, but i drink it for the sensation not the stimulation
  
• 00:10:59: @craftyred i'm afraid i luv the foo foo stuff! cinnamon vanilla nut creamer, caramel apple, &c
  
• 00:15:09: @dazzleeyes i've never tried it. i'm afraid it'll make my heart race! @craftyred
  
• 00:18:54: @dazzleeyes i only drink 1 or 2 pops a day and they have to be different flavors, like a coke & orange soda
  
• 00:20:33: lol, so the doc is doing the labor RT @craftyred: @DyNama I'm #prolabor too, way too many cesarean sections being done in hospitals.
  
• 00:21:52: @craftyred a friend had a baby, i asked "how was the delivery" she said "i had cearean" i sais "i didnt ask about the salads!"
  
• 00:25:57: i dont get the #twix commercial. why are 2 guys in suits playing human curling?
  
• 00:28:25: @SagDec15 hello? hello?
  
• 00:30:42: @SagDec15 lol, finally!
  
• 00:31:53: @SagDec15 i'm only getting a cpl tweets a minute at the mo. but i am using most of my bandwidth downloading porn
  
• 00:35:17: @SagDec15 i couldnt get it slow enuf! tweets would scroll down as i was reading them @Reilly4Sanity
  
• 00:36:28: @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity i was pressing refresh wondering where my tweets were
  
• 00:40:03: i generally wont watch repeats of late-night tv, sorry #conan, #johnstewart, and #stephencolbert
  
• 00:42:11: i just think all 600 of my followees went to the bathroom at the same time @Reilly4Sanity @SagDec15
  
• 00:52:11: say #milkywaycaramel, how come the swimmers in the pool of caramel just float there, dont swim?
  
• 00:59:17: my ufcking computer just rebooted when i walked away from it. i thot it doesnt do that on win7
  
• 01:06:28: ouch RT @101er: in 3 years my savings account has gone from $51,000 - $950. I wish I had more to show for it.
  
• 01:36:42: i *should* think the woman on the nightline commercial is a goddess, long black hair, tight red top, built, but my 1st thot is she's lumpy
  
• 01:37:40: i think the commercial is lighted wrong
  
• 01:42:27: @Reilly4Sanity no i missed it. was it funny?
  
• 01:51:00: @Reilly4Sanity wow that's a big mistake! that would be so weird. he does look splotchy on http://es.pn/enOxxx
  
• 01:55:41: sending tweets is failing for me RT @Reilly4Sanity: @SagDec15 only for a minute that time
  
• 02:01:04: @Reilly4Sanity @SagDec15 my twitter app twhirl tells me sending failed, sometimes 2 or 3 times
  
• 02:01:18: Roger Goodell w/bad makeup tells ESPN that draft boycott would be 'a shame' - ESPN New York http://es.pn/enOxxx
  
• 02:04:28: does @skype have any competition? is it still owned by #eBay?
  
• 02:07:55: really tragic the news about fuckushima atomic power plant
  
• 02:11:42: i'm sure i'm going to have a crush on @abcWNN's #PeggyBunker but i still have a crush on @hlntv's @RobinMeade
  
• 02:13:28: @_7654_ nothing new, just ongoing. worry now about the spent fuel rods
  
• 02:15:21: if i watched #DWTS i would root for #Kendra cuz i"m a big fan of former nude models
  
• 02:19:58: the average newlywed couple spends $27,000 on the wedding!! really, @abcWNN?
  
• 02:21:44: @_7654_ oh no! i'm watching World News Now on ABC (US) but hadnt heard that, just the rods in 4
  
• 02:23:10: i luv #strapless #wedding #gowns
  
• 02:28:59: i paid 92¢ for 1 of those new-fangled light bulbs but my old incandescent bulb hasnt burned out yet
  
• 02:33:58: me 2 RT @badwebsites: i'm onlu getting about 1/100th the timeline i should be getting. WHY U DOING THIS, TWITTER?
  
• 02:40:50: @badwebsites a cpl others & i were noticing it earlier @Reilly4Sanity: @SagDec15
  
• 02:50:33: @badwebsites MOS=Member of Opposite Sex? Margin of Safety?
  
• 02:52:29: @badwebsites they do show, but only mine & ur mentions of me in the last 12 minutes! nobody else tweeting?
  
• 02:52:55: @badwebsites durn, i shouldve thot of that
  
• 02:58:29: @badwebsites just ur replies to me are in my timeline, none other of ur tweets (if any)
  
• 03:00:00: @SagDec15 same here, nothing in my TL except for my tweets & my mentions for 30mins @badwebsites @Reilly4Sanity
  
• 03:04:22: 1 news story said a significant number of workers at #Chernobyl did not get cancer but in fact died of old age
  
• 03:06:27: @badwebsites like i suggested to the other 2--maybe they all went to the bathroom at the same time!
  
• 03:07:34: RT @Rhubarb_Ross: Twitter's so quiet this morning! #boring
  
• 03:08:07: RT @alphaisforever: Twitter is spazzing. Not getting replies, timeline freezes, egh. *bows out* Goodnight, Citizens.
  
• 03:08:15: RT @Naureena_x: is it only my twitter thats messed up?! its like that on my bb aswell...
  
• 03:08:31: RT @Prettyboiijosh: Twitter is #FUCKIINN up rite Now won't UPLOAD Smfh
  
• 03:09:08: @badwebsites they are not in my TL but i was doing the same thing!
  
• 03:12:58: it takes all my willpower not to finish off a whole box of girl scout cookies in 1 sitting
  
• 03:13:27: @badwebsites lol
  
• 03:15:04: well it's my bedtime anyway @badwebsites @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity. i'll give twitter till 2mrro to fix it
  
• 03:18:43: @badwebsites nitey nite @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity.
  
• 03:34:07: my cats are only a little more nocturnal than i am
  
• 09:07:12: @badwebsites twitter looks better now, no?
  
• 09:20:39: @badwebsites what's ur beef w/twitter?
  
• 10:23:11: i took a cuppa instant cappuccino over to my lupus neighbor Angie: cookies 'n' cream
  
• 14:15:13: back home, just in time for #ColdCaseFiles on #Lifetime
  
• 14:16:18: i wont generally tack on hashtags–too intrusive–but i dont mind making words in my #tweet a #hashtag
  
• 15:03:15: @davesib thanx for the reminder
  
• 15:10:30: @davesib u worked in hillsboro today?
  
• 18:36:34: back from my investmt club mtg. we spent most of our time listening to 1 member tell about her experiences teaching at an MRDD school
  
• 18:38:44: CSI and The Mentalist arent on 2nite cuz of some dumb basketball game
  
• 19:01:14: metastasize #prettywordsthatmeansomethingugly
  
• 19:04:31: i'd be hard-pressed to choose who i'd rather run for US President betw Sarah Palin & Donald Trump
  
• 19:55:07: #America imports 10 million barrels of oil every day. i wonder what they do with all the empty barrels.
  
• 19:57:26: RT @Packard_Sonic: House vote to defund NPR is shameful. http://bit.ly/gEFp1V
  
• 19:59:31: RT @lwdgrfx: RT @bmangh: Fun fact: Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity have ZERO college degrees between them. (self.politics)
  
• 20:04:35: @iDemanda u know the day you were conceived? cool!
  
• 21:08:07: @Packard_Sonic thanx for the article. i'd been meaning to look one up.
  
• 23:35:40: in every single sword or knife fight in the movies, the bad guy manages to cut our hero before losing the fight
  

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