From Twitter 11-29-2010

• 01:02:08: has there ever been another word that is freely used by 1 group but anyone else using it is absolutely forbidden & thoroughly condemned?
  
• 01:14:54: i cant get @mytwitterfans to work :(
  
• 01:32:27: my older cat is a predator. he constantly--constantly--stalks & grooms & kneads & sniffs the butt of the younger cat
  
• 01:37:33: he never relaxes, he’s constantly watching the younger cat, who lays down & goes to sleep. older cat is 9, younger is 7
  
• 11:05:43: .@ShowbizTonight interviewing a “self-esteem expert”. i need a job like that!
  
• 11:09:22: there are 62,000,000 women in America “over size 12”--@ShowbizTonight
  
• 11:10:08: why are #FedEx and #USPS commercials so insufferable?
  
• 14:46:42: so in other words, @timewarner, they ARE going to miss the game
  
• 14:47:36: RT @YUCKYBOT: I am not insecure in the least. (God I hope they like this tweet. I bet she's thinking about unfollowing. Am I as funny as ...
  
• 19:35:04: you were right the first time #racheluchitel, there’s no such thing as love addiction
  
• 19:42:13: sorry #extra, inventing new words for a common abbreviation is almost never funny, or even clever. GPS ≠ Great Pix of Stars
  
• 19:43:35: @HairySucker yummy!
  
• 20:04:02: @windowssecrets a firefox greasemonkey script that decodes 93 url shortener services http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40582
  
• 20:16:36: @celtfiddler i’ve heard they feed you good on cruises, but i never heard that has anything to do with motion sickness
  
• 20:19:00: .@celtfiddler i heard motion sickness is a conflict betw ur vision not perceiving motion & ur inner ear detecting it
  
• 22:17:41: @windowssecrets i just put it in the WS Lounge too
  
• 23:30:58: @celtfiddler cool, that’s good to know. i never gamble, only drink a little, eschew paying for luxury
  

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From Twitter 11-28-2010

• 08:47:06: i said yest that i enjoyed Tangled. i generally like movies that empower women without putting men down.
  
• 10:31:29: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 12:00:04: RT @5tevenw: Twitter reminds me of a frig. When u're bored u keep opening & closing it every few mins 2 see if there's anything good in it
  
• 12:04:55: i'd like to sell a 1T ext hard drive full of downloaded porn. can i do that legally?
  
• 12:17:04: local sportscaster just said “ohio state wins for the 7th straight year in a row.”
  
• 12:44:26: why is The Haunted on Animal Planet? that’s #justwrong.
  
• 14:12:44: just saw a psa “erase the ‘R’ Word” about the word “retarded”
  
• 16:31:57: 000??0????0?
  
• 16:44:19: #shutup pistachios! “lowest fat” and “lowest calorie” are reasons NOT to eat them
  
• 21:35:02: my sis-in-law went up to bed without saying goodbye. we have no plans to see each other again before next xgiving
  
• 21:36:35: i copied 782gigs of downloaded porn to an ext hard disk for my brother. he has to keep it secret from his wife
  
• 21:40:24: @celtfiddler i havent been carsick for 50 years but i still worry about it! everybody in my family has been on a cruise but me. expensive?
  

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From Twitter 11-27-2010

• 00:24:17: @JosephLane yeah, i used to require a minimum of 300 tweets, but since then i’ve seen spam accts w/that many tweets
  
• 00:32:44: i really try not to care about misspellings, but putting your instead of you’re really bugs me. if u dont want to differentiate, use “ur”
  
• 00:37:06: i’m afraid Aaron Neville doesnt impress me as a singer. he sounds like he’s using falsetto, & he has no volume at all
  
• 00:58:57: and i said to my boss “that’s not my stomach growling, that’s the talking shredded wheat yelling for help.”
  
• 01:11:11: the Hoover Dam is 660-feet thick at the bottom
  
• 01:49:59: as a category, cereal commercials are i think the stupidest
  
• 22:18:45: @elizapi yeah, just cuz they dont mean to offend u doesnt mean u arent offended
  
• 22:23:21: i saw Tangled today with my brother. it was terrific! great animation!
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2010

• 12:15:49: we're here at the Scott Antique Trade Show, got here at 1045a
  
• 15:25:15: leaving the show. sis-in-law found a table & a tray, bro found a nazi knife, & i got a few $2 rings
  
• 15:26:41: bro wanted to buy a samuri sword for $100 but his wife, um, talked him out of it
  
• 15:35:54: @JosephLane i thought we get extra points for tweeting a lot, the no of followers didnt count for anything. we must be doing it wrong.
  
• 22:33:31: do people really give cars for christmas presents?
  
• 22:59:00: for 3 decades, every time my bro & family came to town, they had to get their favorite meal at a local restaurant. that may have ended today
  
• 23:00:36: ←today the service was awful, the meal took a long time to get, & sis-in-law thot it wasnt as good
  
• 23:01:32: .@jodotcom thanx for the #FF Luv!
  
• 23:19:39: computer died, lost my Arial Unicode font in the reformat, so i installed Office 2010 trial just to get another copy
  
• 23:22:11: mustve been 1 damn good tweet! RT @JosephLane How is that a person has > 900 followers & has only Tweeted once? Am I doing this all wrong?
  
• 23:33:52: when hard disk reformatted, brand-name touch pad driver replaced w/generic “PS/2 Compatible Mouse” driver. doesnt scale right
  
• 23:34:35: @QuackityQ did you just tweet something?
  
• 23:39:36: @QuackityQ good. at least i’m seeing your tweets!
  

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From Twitter 11-25-2010

• 02:24:02: if i twirled a pen like the #VW salesmen, my hand would go to sleep from being held up in the air
  
• 02:26:14: this eve i spent w/my bro & sis-in-law & her mom. we went antique shopping in Blanchester & Milford, had dinner in Wilmington
  
• 02:28:32: we went to a cafeteria but missed getting the lunch price by 3 min so we left rather than pay the extra $3 each
  
• 02:31:01: i didnt buy anything except some goodies at the amish bakery
  
• 02:32:32: my bro & sis-in-law are counseling me about finding a job. nevermind that it’s been years since either had to find one
  
• 02:52:22: bro actually did have a hard time finding a new project within the megacorporation he works for. said he submitted 65 or so resumés
  
• 02:57:15: who’s this Jazey that all the young ppl say they like to listen to?
  
• 12:20:57: me too! RT @StephhAlexis the season i was watching on TV of ‘’Ghost Whisperer’’ finished so now its ‘’Medium’’ (: my second favourite show.
  
• 12:22:00: RT @BibleAlsoSays: Your Brain on Religion: self-deception, denial, heightened anthropomorphism, superstition, attribution, supernatural/ ...
  
• 14:06:43: i’m sorry but i hate soldiers returning home as a surprise. s/he deprived his/her family of the planning & anticipation for a stunt
  
• 14:10:17: i worked at home for 1½hrs sorting & storing and worn myself out :( just a couple thousand hrs of work left
  
• 14:13:38: Jay Leno once joked about the color-coded threat level: “the threat has been raised to ‘Elevated’. wait, what color is that?” @HLNTV
  
• 16:17:44: my bibliography for debunking the so-called obesity epidemic: http://xrl.us/biblio
  
• 16:55:37: @Breathless74 you’re friends without even trying!
  
• 16:56:05: url shorteners: is.gd does a proper 301 redirect; sister service v.gd doesnt do redirects, always shows a preview page
  
• 18:27:06: i’ve had 4 turkey dinners this holliday season but none today. i’m having chicken-flavored raman noodle soup right now
  
• 18:34:24: @MzStarrBurst no family or riends around today, & i don’t cook beyond microwaving
  
• 18:38:02: @MzStarrBurst my lupus neighbor is w/her daughter & granddaughters; my brother is w/his wife’s family in indiana
  
• 18:39:24: lol! RT @Zidonia My dad just said ‘this Melon Farmer’ meaning ‘this mother effer’. I love how corny my family is. lol
  
• 18:40:10: RT @Sethmils: I'm thankful that when America was discovered there were no people here so we were able to inhabit this land with no confl ...
  
• 18:43:35: @MzStarrBurst how’s ur thanxgiving feast?
  
• 18:50:15: .@MzStarrBurst i had planned to be with the folks in Florida today but it didnt work out
  
• 18:57:04: 3 US Presidential elections in a row were affectd by the bullet not the ballot. 1964 JFK killed, 68 Robt Kennedy killed, 72 Geo Wallace shot
  
• 19:15:27: @jodotcom @justbowser the funny thing the bikini was named after a bomb!
  
• 19:16:47: the more i hear about the remake of Footloose, the more i’m convinced it will just be a rip-off
  
• 19:18:45: RT @SoLyrical: Me saying grace: "Heavenly father, that's what's up. Amen" Everyone: *blank stare*
  
• 19:24:59: #JustinBieber’s hair is nothing special, it’s just a Beatle haircut.
  
• 19:27:07: yep! RT @jodotcom RT @DyNama: @justbowser the funny thing is the bikini was named after a bomb! // The one’s dropped on the Bikini Atoll?
  
• 20:35:18: and the more fallout, the better! RT @jrbaltmd57 @jodotcom @justbowser I have enjoyed some beautiful ‘bikini bombs’!!! LOL!
  
• 22:38:07: @jrbaltmd57 yeah! i tell young ppl that what we used to call thongs are now called flip-flops
  
• 23:46:22: i dont think the male vocalist on the Tonight Show Band is very good. i didnt think the female vocalist in the old band was either
  

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From Twitter 11-24-2010

• 08:04:27: yes 42million will travel 50mi+ this weekend but 9 out of 10 will drive & most of them travel on Xgiving Day
  
• 09:01:08: i got your jawbone right here!
  
• 10:04:41: hitting the road w/my brother & sis-in-law & her mother
  
• 11:44:33: just went to 2 amish stores, a bakery & a grocery store. the bathroom light had a motion detector
  
• 17:21:57: I just became the mayor of Goodwill on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aLkXBZ
  
• 17:21:57: I'm at Goodwill (Rombach Avenue, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/aLkXBZ
  
• 18:53:38: After a very strong premiere for TLC, Sarah Palin’s Alaska dropped 40% in total viewers, 44% in key 18-49 demo, and 46% in adults 25-54 demo
  
• 18:54:52: Also worrying: [Sarah Palin’s Alaska]‘s median age is 57, a whopping 15 years higher than TLC’s average.
  
• 18:55:55: .@celtfiddler never been on a cruise myself
  
• 19:00:04: yay, good dancing finally triumphed on #DWTS
  
• 21:44:52: i taped a ½hr of news to get a web address, but trying to watch it has taken 1¼hrs so far--i keep getting phone calls
  

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From Twitter 11-23-2010

• 02:16:31: maybe we’re fat, maybe not, but whenever i browse clearance racks of clothing, the mediums are always gone
  
• 02:19:02: hey #microsoft, should that be “to the clouds”?
  
• 02:29:49: #Colbert showing #MarthaStewart how to make mayonnaise-koolaid sandwich! lol & yuck
  
• 04:26:55: Tis more blessed to give than receive but methinks #Oprah overdoes the giving thing
  
• 09:56:52: @TabooLaRossi it's a real pain for sure, but there is some small comfort in starting over from scratch
  
• 09:59:35: what are the odds that the jawbone is #NataleeHolloway? storm washes up bone of the most famous missing person in the world?
  
• 10:48:35: asking the public their opinion on the arts is nutty. #justinbieber is good, but he’s not entertainer of the year. nonsense
  
• 10:50:45: voluntary polls convey absolutely no useful info. it’s the opinion of the ppl w/the motivation, technology, & time to vote
  
• 12:50:35: back from a free lunch served by churches. ran into John, a guy that used to work at Former Employer
  
• 17:29:36: if i’d looked at my calendar, i’d’ve known i had a community action brd mtg this eve, but i hadnt noticed the conflict w/Lions Zone mtg
  
• 17:29:57: & the truth is i forgot about both meetings :(
  
• 17:32:33: i cant apply for a job that gets 100s of applications, i just cant
  
• 17:35:40: online petitions are worthless, i dont waste my time
  
• 23:30:13: only 6% of Xgiving travelers take a flight.
  
• 23:48:05: i never watch jon stewart and steven colbert until just a few weeks ago. they really are funny
  

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From Twitter 11-22-2010

• 00:39:47: @MomFreethinker yes they live in florida, 2miles from my sister who rarely talks to her for 3 hours!
  
• 00:41:36: .@MomFreethinker Mom’s from Cleveland (the Hungarian section), Dad’s from Canton. happy xgiving to you too
  
• 00:45:24: i put an X in all 3 pagan hollydays hijacked by Xianity: Xgiving, Xmas, and Xter
  
• 00:47:27: my favorite hooker, Dr Candy, is an MD so i can also get a prostate exam
  
• 00:47:55: aaah, there’s a joke in there somewhere
  
• 01:43:37: @HereticChick they dont take #pmdd seriously? is ur GYN male? i see ads for a prescrip drug for pmdd
  
• 01:45:29: @BlackGod917 it goes back to G.I. Jane. i find it irritating too
  
• 01:50:26: @BlackGod917 yeah, Demi screamed it at a superior officer
  
• 01:54:43: @HereticChick that sounds like what u need, tho old men gyns should keep up
  
• 10:39:34: it was just a ½gal of factory-made tea, “sweetened w/lemon”, but i was too cheap to throw it away. i decanted it into square bottles…→
  
• 10:42:35: ←but the consistancy of the tea bothered me, so i went & strained the tea. the strainer did in fact catch some slimy stuff…→
  
• 10:44:29: ←still i was too cheap to throw it out! so i ended up boiling it! now the tea is back in smaller square bottles in my frig…→
  
• 10:45:55: ←let’s see if i have the guts to drink it! (no play on words intended.)
  
• 10:47:29: @HereticChick i’m just glad you know you’re not bi-polar!
  
• 10:50:20: i like pronouncing bipolar BIP-oh-lar. it drives bipolar ppl crazy…or even crazier.
  
• 10:53:59: JKF secret service bodyguards hope to end conspiracy talk. as long as they say Lee Harvey Oswald didnt do it! he was framed!
  
• 10:55:08: stating Oswald didn’t do it doesn’t mean there was a conspiracy, does it?
  
• 10:56:40: i have a problem with any statue of jesus…namely that no one knows what he looked like!
  
• 11:00:13: America’s Most Wanted told story of woman Natasha Herzig who was forced into prostitution. after she was rescued, she said…→
  
• 11:04:21: she had trouble getting back to normal. 1 thing she did was enter the porn industry! an article i found said she used the name Tiffany Price
  
• 12:31:45: what damns a former porn star is not having sex, everyone has sex, it is filming it
  
• 12:32:47: RT @CrispySea: I noticed our local Jesus was dangerously loose on his cross but It was ok - I had a nailgun in my truck! No danger to an ...
  
• 12:36:01: #BristolPalin is going to win #DWTS Dancing With The Stars…but she’s not a star
  
• 12:38:48: it’d be like #DWTS couldnt get Fidel Castro, so they settled for his brother Raul
  
• 12:42:53: rosy predictions of increased holiday spending will crash if millions of ppl lose federal unemployment benefits. congress is a grinch!
  
• 14:57:28: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville). http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 17:18:10: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 17:36:25: wow, i just saw a 7-port usb 2.0 hub for $10 from APC at @officedepot. that's the lowest i've even seen them
  
• 17:46:07: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 17:46:08: I just became the mayor of Office Max on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 18:27:54: I just ousted James T. as the mayor of Dollar Tree on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9WrQ5y
  
• 18:27:54: I'm at Dollar Tree (8287 Springboro Pike, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9WrQ5y
  
• 20:32:03: mmm, @AmberTamblyn wears some hot high heels on #House
  
• 20:40:35: how many ppl out there actually believe u should replace ur mattress every 8 years? anyone? that’s what i thot. #shutup mattressfirm!
  
• 20:46:01: .@LisaEdelstein is so hot!
  
• 20:52:41: i looove high heel boots!
  
• 20:53:38: so on the way home i stopped for an instant cappuccino, smores flavor. it is delicious!
  
• 20:55:17: got home 15min late for the beginning of House MD
  
• 21:42:53: is it okay to say “thank you, ma’am” to a woman you know is single? how about if you don’t know?
  
• 21:53:51: @Cozelle lol! thank you, lady!
  
• 22:40:15: Greyhound is the only breed of dog mentioned in the bible
  

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From Twitter 11-21-2010

• 03:30:29: cool. just finished rewriting batch files i lost when my computer crashed. i *think* they work
  
• 03:33:17: my batch file uses an old freeware search/replace prgm formerly called BKReplaceEm http://www.ecobyte.com/replacetext/
  
• 11:19:26: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 11:25:56: @TabooLaRossi you writing lately? i havent looked for ur blogs in a while--my puta just got reformatted & i lost all my bookmarks
  
• 11:28:17: @TabooLaRossi yep, good stuff on tv, a glass of red wine, a full pack of smokes, & 2 cats on my lap *sigh* doesnt get much better than that
  
• 11:40:38: RT @cheapcurts: Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno
  
• 11:45:16: that was my 50th checkin at McDonalds thru #4sq
  
• 13:50:40: i have no enmity towards felons, including sex offenders, once they’ve done their time.
  
• 13:54:16: children generally like to talk with me. ½ of me thinks “dont talk to strangers”, the other ½ thinks “i’d be lonely if they didnt”
  
• 14:00:04: @Jamblasted aint it? strange climate we live in these days
  
• 14:07:00: i really really hope that #NataleeHolloway’s remains have been found, just so the #furshluginner case would be done & finished
  
• 14:08:40: actually i’d rather #NataleeHolloway would be found alive & safe & still beautiful but end the case one way or another
  
• 14:12:29: i’m so tired of the #NataleeHolloway case, a Missing White Girl of The Week story that’s lasted 5 years
  
• 15:49:35: you're just sitting on your tuffet all day. i say get off your tuffet and get back to work!
  
• 15:50:42: it took 2 tries to get that joke written
  
• 15:52:36: @jencahill welcome back to twitter! former tv reporter?
  
• 15:56:05: @skirrid i would! i like seeing my follower come and go. i use twunfollow at the mo & who.unfollowed.me
  
• 15:58:42: @ShortyMcStompy where's Cher going? i think more highly of her person than her singing
  
• 16:06:36: @ShortyMcStompy nah that's not uncool! u like what u like! i thot u meant Cher as in Sonny & Cher
  
• 16:08:05: Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one i got. Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
  
• 16:12:18: Woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name. He said "U can go sleep at home tonite if u can get up and walk away."
  
• 16:14:50: NYC Chelsea district was part of the estate of Clement Moore author of "Twas the Night before Xmas". it was being developed in his lifetime
  
• 16:15:50: i've been tweeting from my bathtub. guess i should finish my ablutions & get out
  
• 17:41:14: Kate Middleton is one long cool drink of water!
  
• 17:43:04: is there a word for Brit nouns that dont require an article: at university, go to hospital, &c?
  
• 17:47:27: i just decanted factory-made ice tea into empty sq btls but at the bottom of the jug was a disgusting blob of something
  
• 17:48:08: i actually worry that #KateMiddleton is TOO skinny
  
• 17:50:58: i really think Heidi Montag looks fabulous, plastic surgery and all
  
• 17:53:02: Spenser Pratt couldnt be too much of a dope if he could land a woman like Heidi
  
• 17:54:36: Hellcats on the CW looks like a cheap version of Glee. Really cheap.
  
• 17:55:34: i wonder how many men under the age of 50 have ever used a shoehorn
  
• 17:57:47: which 80’s bombshell was born w/the name Mary Collins? Loni Anderson, Bo Derek, or Suzanne Sommers? #trivia
  
• 17:59:56: i have never sniffed my pits nor breathed into my hand.
  
• 18:01:09: i guessed right, Bo Derek’s real name was Mary Collins. #trivia #answer
  
• 18:03:31: i hate PR photos in which the actors/actresses don’t smile. everyone smiles for a photograph. if you don’t, you’re acting
  
• 18:05:40: @expatina i’m sure there’s lots of entertainment “news” that u wish u didn’t waste brain cells on
  
• 18:21:05: Control over the personal behavior of others is the new public health ethic. It is not to be confused with medical ethics.
  
• 18:30:30: gawd i just despise the Frosted Flakes ad w/the father’s constant chatter from baseball practice to eating a bowl of cereal. i mute it
  
• 18:31:37: #shutup news! speculation over whether anyone is running for President is NOT NEWS!
  
• 18:33:27: @expatina lol, Sherlock Holmes said he didnt want to cram his brain w/useless stuff like whether the earth revolves around the sun
  
• 18:43:22: does my computer have any knowledge of how many hours total it has been on?
  
• 19:00:53: .@Darcy_M @Jamblasted thanx! i’d found out how to get “uptime” since last reboot but i wondered if total uptime was available
  
• 19:02:03: @Darcy_M @Jamblasted i’d estimate my 6½yo puta has been on 56,000+ hours!
  
• 19:11:48: before reformat of my hard disk, i had a name brand driver on my touch pad. now it just says “ps/2 compatible mouse”
  
• 19:21:03: lots of leftovers for supper: pizza from wensday, turkey & noodles from thursday, egg mcmuffin from this morning
  
• 23:32:29: just talked for 2¾ hours with my mom on the phone!
  
• 23:34:38: does trans-siberian orchestra actually have anything to do with siberia?
  
• 23:39:28: dammit, i just wanted to install adobe reader but first i have to install that stupid adobe download manager
  
• 23:56:33: @MomFreethinker we get along! my dad says “what on earth could u talk about for that long?!” if i get 10min out of my dad, i done good
  

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From Twitter 11-20-2010

• 00:04:06: i cant believe it’s not butter ad. why do her clothes change? why doesnt she dance as good as he?
  
• 05:42:19: @EmAgain have fun!
  
• 05:44:56: i’ve been fooling around resetting my computer all night, i gotta get to bed. i got ready for bed 3 hrs ago, but then got distracted
  
• 11:41:54: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 11:50:22: laying baby on stomach may/may not actually cause SIDS, but the statistic puts baby in group w/more SIDS. that is lying with statistics
  
• 11:52:29: u have a 2x higher risk of having a heart attack while wearing a white shirt
  
• 11:53:51: if u hear that red cars have more accidents so u immed paint ur red car black, have u actually reduced ur risk at all?
  
• 11:55:34: @Zoe_E_W kerplotzes, huh? lol
  
• 11:56:56: @Jamblasted is that like "drowning a little"?
  
• 12:00:48: i'd rather die ungroped by TSA than live after submitting to the indignity and surrendering the rights
  
• 12:02:20: @AdrianneCurry *wolf whistle*!
  
• 12:04:16: @Zoe_E_W lol. a tech told me my laptop's LAN port was getting "flakey" & actually said that was the official term w/a straight face
  
• 12:06:24: @nuckingfutsmama i think i heard that rain on ur wedding day was a sign of good luck, no?
  
• 12:07:54: @ceebee308 there's some interesting quotes in ur quote book!
  
• 12:10:11: @TabooLaRossi hey TLR, how's it going?
  
• 12:13:01: some days it's just not worth chewing throught the restraints
  
• 12:14:31: lol! RT @ceebee308: @DyNama Indeed! It's interesting how so many famous people mentioned crime thrillers over the years. :)
  
• 12:17:58: @Linda_NH dinner is served!
  
• 12:21:40: lol RT @LeRoiSUGAR: Annoying loser outside raking leaves & BLASTING death metal. Oh wait...That's my husband. Never mind.
  
• 12:24:23: lol! RT @Larion: Took me .03 seconds to not care RT @missnicci: Making my hair straight takes me close to 2 hours.
  
• 14:02:15: your grandparents worried about getting tuberculosis and polio. worrying about catching the flu or a cold seems micro-managing
  
• 16:48:50: i swear i read once that mayonnaise is so acidic it does not allow bacteria to grow to cause food poisoning
  
• 16:54:25: @VeronikaG well, that’s what i hear on tv all the time
  
• 16:56:21: @Noadi hmmm, homemade mayo? never known anyone to make their own. i did know a woman who made her own ketchup
  
• 16:58:31: @pribbibility @VeronikaG not sure i’ve ever had hollandaise. never had food poisoning, i dont worry about it.
  
• 16:59:12: .@Noadi i have made my own eggnog…with raw eggs
  
• 19:40:13: delicious pizza with pepp, sausage, & mushrooms. funny thing is, there weren’t mushrooms on it when i bot it a few wks ago
  
• 21:31:47: #shutup babycarrots! we decide what’s “junk food”, not ad agencies
  
• 22:05:47: download site says “ave dl time = 15min” for 640mb file. it takes my DSL 1½ hrs
  
• 22:16:07: high BP may/may not cause heart attacks. all we know for sure is that it puts you in a group that has more heart attacks
  
• 22:38:24: @TabooLaRossi not too bad. still unemployed, running out of benefits, but i’ll worry about that later :) sitting w/tv & my cats
  
• 23:21:09: .@Hot_tober that’s what i read, tater salad will survive a cpl hrs outside at a picnic. i eat anything. i’m not a worrier.
  
• 23:37:44: i use Trigger a very old freeware prgm to change my wallpaper every hour http://www.neovolve.com/post/2003/01/30/167.aspx
  
• 23:41:22: no matter how intuitive their advice sounds, HR doesnt really have any idea how to pick out the best ppl to hire
  

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From Twitter 11-19-2010

• 11:44:22: @davesib nope, that’d been an extra $20
  
• 17:15:59: my cable tv bill goes up every year but they’ve dropped channels and not added a one. just realized i lost Oxygen channel
  
• 17:17:11: @davesib repair shop added winXP Pro, didnt remove winXP Home, which still doesnt work
  
• 17:30:04: posted in a forum for a British software prgm: “open it up in notepad and have a squiz” ←lol “squiz”
  
• 20:03:44: i am desolate! i just read that #Medium has been canceled! woe is me! @MediumSeason7
  
• 20:10:12: sorry but i believe in redemption, so i have no ill-will toward convicted sex offenders once s/he’s paid his/her debt to society
  
• 20:37:26: my laptop was reformatted, nothing was left. so how does my browser mark .torrents i dl before the reformat as read?
  
• 20:41:40: young man w/refrig truck stopped by this aft to ask if i would buy an order of frozen steaks that a neighbor couldnt pay for
  
• 20:48:00: gawd, do i hate Hall’s “A pep talk in every drop” commercials
  
• 21:49:13: @celtfiddler wow, that sounds pretty cool! ur 1st cruise?
  
• 22:26:01: Sacagawea recovered from her illness in spite of her treatment, not because of it
  
• 23:36:36: @Hot_tober they dont really know, just vague details in lewis&clark journal. some suspect it was an STD as they were common in those days
  

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From Twitter 11-18-2010

• 00:38:09: the 2T hard drive is merrily clicking away even tho it's not plugged into anything. my computer is in the shop
  
• 09:06:05: .@CNN is honoring the 33 rescued Chilean miners as "Heroes", furthering our beatification of victims
  
• 10:42:52: RT @loganpoppy: Bristol should pay homage to her Mom and quit right in the middle of her next #DWTS dance
  
• 11:00:03: RT @OliverClosov: yep! #DWTS RT @SugarDollBikini: Dancing With the Stars...what a joke!
  
• 11:08:49: we have lost our national empathy. so many ppl's comments have undercurrent of "everyone is wrong but me"
  
• 11:11:40: children WILL have a shorter lifespan than their parents if they are deprived of fat and calories during their formative years
  
• 12:20:11: @davesib my mom is making an investment this month
  
• 12:21:46: @Hot_tober yay, McDonald's!
  
• 12:28:28: a few years ago Bill Clinton said he's well-enough paid to get tax cuts but he neither needed nor wanted them
  
• 12:30:25: @VeronikaG wow, that sounds delicious!
  
• 12:38:06: @VeronikaG i've had oreos with peanut butter cream but none w/peppermint sprinkles
  
• 12:51:33: @VeronikaG thanx, i'll definitly look for them
  
• 14:14:37: @Hot_tober i dont think there is any evidence of harm. children definitely need a high-energy source
  
• 14:15:43: i missed my 18,000th tweet while my computer was down :(
  
• 14:16:21: @davesib i'd've rather had an invite to attend
  
• 14:16:43: i'm at a library computer
  
• 14:17:42: got a final turn down from unemployment of my 27 oct appeal. dont know if my 6 nov appeal is included in that one
  
• 14:18:48: @Tim_in_CT me neither! it's weird cuz i worked every day for 37 years till jan 1
  
• 16:49:07: i looked all over my vcr looking for the brand name. i even got a flashlite & read label on back. i just noticed the RCA in big letters duh!
  
• 16:50:11: the RCA was in big letters on the cover to the tape slot. dont know how i missed it repeatedly
  
• 22:16:57: got my computer from the repair shop. winXP Pro has been installed, all my prgms are missing
  

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From Twitter 11-17-2010

• 00:21:31: actually if kids ate exactly what we ate when we were kids, they'd be better off just cuz the food has changed
  
• 00:25:25: we thrived as kids on a diet that's not good enough for our grandchildren
  
• 00:55:55: all the #geico ads work ok except one: woodchucks don't chuck wood
  
• 00:57:34: i've never owned any springsteen music
  
• 02:01:33: i'm watching a videotape for the 1st time in years
  
• 02:03:26: this tape i'm watching has an obit for Croc Hunter Steve Irwin
  
• 02:04:36: @Tim_in_CT i dont want to work but i need a new computer :(
  
• 02:09:25: a show on this tape was recorded in sept 2006. neither of the guys on the show are still with @CNN
  
• 02:11:01: @Misstcalia i've still got 2 vcrs here in my living room, still setup and ready to go!
  
• 02:13:30: i owned a stand-alone dvr that recorded tv for time-shifting or burning to dvd, but it broke. now AFAIK, only magnavox still makes one
  
• 02:14:51: i dont want tivo, and i dont want to give my cable co any more money, so i'm resurrecting my vcr for time-shifting tv shows
  
• 02:16:57: @Misstcalia they are hard to find, that's for sure, just like stand-alone DVRs. i got my 1st VCR in 1978 so u know i have lots of tapes too
  
• 02:20:02: i had a stand-alone DVR and DVR software to record on my computer. at the mo, neither of them work
  
• 02:22:53: @Misstcalia no prob! yes '78 was when they first started marketing them to the public. i paid $900 for my RCA VHS VCR! early adopter me!
  
• 02:27:45: @Misstcalia i have live coverage of the Jonestown Guyana tragedy on tape!
  
• 02:29:44: @Misstcalia aint it the truth! even my 6yo computer that just broke was $1350, i'll get a bigger better faster laptop for much less!
  
• 02:39:51: @Misstcalia i had come out as an atheist only 6yrs before Jonestown so i followed the story avidly as an example of religion gone wrong
  
• 03:03:12: i guess so! RT @LukeRomyn: We've all heard of wisecracks, but is there also a thing called a dumbcrack?
  
• 03:11:00: i heard #fourloco had the alcohol of 4 beers + caffeine of 1 cuppa coffee. like they say, an irish coffe, which i love, has that
  
• 03:11:27: phooey on banning things!
  
• 03:12:26: cheers! RT @Tim_in_CT: @DyNama COLD BEER !!!
  
• 03:17:05: gawd Kate Middleton is gorgeous!!
  
• 03:41:02: i like Dr 90210 cuz it's about bigger better boobs! i wonder if the dvds are censored like thwe tv show was
  
• 04:05:20: i enjoy watching old taped tv shows, especially the commercials
  
• 09:50:16: i looooove @RobinMeade's makeup!
  
• 11:18:42: it wasnt obvious which circuit breaker was off to knock out power to the bathrm outlet so i just toggled most of them. voila power back on!
  
• 11:19:51: now it looks like something caused the bathrm outlet to blow a fuse which then knocked out power to the whole house
  
• 11:20:28: the bathrm outlet does have a gfci plugged into it
  
• 11:22:27: a friend once said that he'd learned the more one is paid, the less harder one has to work
  
• 11:23:49: RT @YUCKYBOT: A tattoo on a woman speaks volumes. It says "I've punched a girl and blown at least one guitar player. "
  
• 11:25:49: lmao! RT @YUCKYBOT: My Great Grandfather told me stories of the days before sliced bread. It took 5 men to tear apart a loaf. Many perished.
  
• 11:42:44: during the entire era of the growth of the food industry, humankind has done nothing but live longer healthier lives
  
• 11:43:29: @EmAgain not yet!
  
• 11:44:37: @Hot_tober i might need to compute something!
  
• 11:47:01: @EmAgain we had a game show on tv here that had the slogan "it's not what you say that counts, it's what You Don't Say!"
  
• 11:50:02: 1 sure sign of the apocolypse: a song by #Slipknot you can understand the words
  
• 12:22:05: @TCorp u mean like using oil & water to produce that food?
  
• 12:25:42: personally i think we are *supposed* to be dumpy as senior citizens. being ripped at that age is unnatural
  
• 12:29:42: @claudiajordan not me! beauty is an art form!
  
• 12:31:07: @TCorp i agree. the first scarce resource will be water
  
• 12:49:29: it's a total myth that a significant number of us gain weight during the holidays
  
• 12:51:27: when i used to have a trad xgiving dinner, i stuffed myself on the day, but didnt feel like eating much the day after
  
• 12:57:03: @Zoe_E_W lol!
  
• 12:59:19: RT @OTOOLEFAN: Dear RWNJ'S: It IS possible to love your country without hating the rest of the world at the same time.
  
• 13:08:19: .@alivelshi the ppl who worry about loss of rights including privacy have always been a minority
  
• 13:11:42: the odds of being a victim of terrorism may be 1:1000000, the odds of ur privacy being invaded is much much more likely
  
• 13:13:27: i only want to lose 1/1000000 of my privacy for 1 in 1000000 risks
  
• 13:36:14: hey @alivelshi, tell Elizabeth we grown-ups called it "chugging", young ppl call it "slamming"
  
• 13:41:50: i'm unique...just like everyone else
  
• 13:43:50: i'm going to take my laptop to the repair shop in a few
  
• 14:18:23: dropped off puta at repair shop. a "reload" will cost $95, + $25 if i want some data saved, which i do, i want my My Documents
  
• 16:13:44: got coffee after dropping puta off, then visited w/2 neighbors separately--they dont get along
  
• 16:22:24: Advisers recommend Human Genome lupus drug http://bit.ly/bc9wuR
  
• 17:34:31: i want to replace the doors on my house with ones that are kick-in proof
  
• 17:41:30: whew, i have a crush on local newswoman @wcpo Tanya O'Rourke! her hair is terrific lately!
  
• 17:47:22: the built-in browser on my phone is suddenly not connecting very well, @att. other browsers i've installed work better lately
  
• 18:01:24: @godlessgirl aw, you unfollowed me :(
  
• 21:40:47: just ate 1/3 of a large deep dish pizza. it was good but i think they forgot the italian sausage
  
• 21:45:41: #shutup one-a-day lady! u say u dont play around w/ur health, yet u treat urself based on something u heard!
  
• 22:12:57: reporter on @wxix said 1 retailer said he sells 48 to 60 cans of #fourloco a day as if that's a lot
  
• 22:57:55: so @Dominos cheerfully replaced my pizza, admitted they had forgotten to put ital sausage on it
  
• 23:00:04: i took the leftovers of 1st pizza back but they let me keep it. it was good but it looks even better w/sausage
  
• 23:02:08: i ordered my dominos pizza online on my phone which was difficult
  
• 23:23:42: calling nude pix of 14yr-olds "pornography" sends the wrong message. nudity is neither pornographic nor obscene
  

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From Twitter 11-16-2010

• 00:07:50: emma watson looks ok w/short hair, but she--like everyone--looks better w/long hair
  
• 00:17:55: There aint no good guy, there aint no bad guy, there's only you & me & we just disagree
  
• 00:36:05: risk factors dont neccessarily increase ur risk in & of themselves, they just put u in a group w/higher risk. not the same thing
  
• 00:37:05: jay leno says annie lennox has one of the best voices in rock. i dont agree
  
• 01:25:06: 3G means 3rd generation cell phones. does 4G refer to the next generation of technology or is it just allegedly faster?
  
• 01:29:40: yep me too! RT @SimpleeKayla: I hate made up cuss words. I especially hate the word "bish". I just wanna slap the hell out of people who...
  
• 02:58:08: @ShortyMcStompy it makes a difference what newspaper you read?
  
• 03:06:38: @ShortyMcStompy u dislike ppl who read Daily Mail? are they nuts? i've never seen it. i've read the Sun online
  
• 03:10:18: @phonakins you dont expect to ever get married?
  
• 03:14:10: .@abcworldnews wrote under woman's picture "Perspective nun"
  
• 03:15:40: i'm so tired of "i hope my story will help others"
  
• 04:29:49: @ShortyMcStompy ah, the Fox News of UK newspapers!
  
• 11:41:55: #shutup pig.com! ur pig, symbolic of a piggy bank, gets bigger & bigger but it's just filling w/air, not $!
  
• 12:59:12: free lunch Tue Thu Sat. this is the 2nd time i've been here (@ Our Daily Bread) http://4sq.com/dlU8Ts
  
• 13:46:37: french vanilla instant cappuccino! (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 17:51:27: @davesib that's not a good sign
  
• 17:54:01: saturday night came home to be surprised my computer was still on. 1/2 later it shut down on its own, has not booted up since
  
• 17:55:09: i'm getting a blue screen winXP error "unmountable boot volume".
  
• 17:56:48: this computer has had them before but time cured it! each time it would try to boot up, it would get farther along the boot routine
  
• 17:58:17: not this time :( it shuts down before it gets to 3 bars on the windows splash screen. same place every time
  
• 18:00:08: i just unscrewed every screw i could find, take off every cover, dust off the component inside, & put it back together, to no avail
  
• 18:06:59: i'm desolated cuz i cant afford a new computer even with unemployment but this Dell has given yoeman's service, on for more than 56,000 hrs
  
• 18:36:31: my electricity just went off! about 605p, thru the whole house. i tried to call my elec co but the website wouldnt find my acct
  
• 18:39:08: i wondered what to do for about 15min. all my neighbors still have power. weatherwise it is thundering a little
  
• 18:40:47: about 10min ago i went to my elec panel & threw the master switch. power back on! somehow i blew a fuse for the whole house!
  
• 18:42:19: i'm actually using less elec than usual, as i was just lamenting my puta going dead. and yes my bill is paid up, i think
  
• 18:59:25: then my front door just blew open! i thought it was locked!
  
• 20:38:11: i thought i turned the power back on but i have no power upstairs in the bathroom--which is exactly 1 outlet
  
• 21:21:03: i'm regressing :( i've dug out an old blow dryer, an old vcr, now i've dug out my old laptop, a win98 Gateway
  
• 21:23:19: the old screen is way too red, and it only has dial-up internet, which i dont have any more. it doesnt even have a LAN port
  
• 21:24:19: i did copy some old files from the hard disk, & found a cd of pix in the drive (!)
  
• 21:25:08: so this old puta might as well go into the trash, it is just unusable
  
• 21:26:56: the battery on that old computer wont hold a charge, has to be plugged in to run
  
• 21:29:14: that old Gateway hadnt been turned on since march 2004
  
• 21:29:55: only 1 of my hard drives was compatible with win98
  

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From Twitter 11-15-2010

• 10:31:18: i have the same problem asking someone for a job as i have asking a woman for a date :(
  
• 10:36:16: i left my newest and 2nd newest blow dryers at a friend's house so i dusted off my 3rd newest & used it today
  
• 10:37:07: (i cant throw things like blow dryers away if they still work)
  
• 10:38:38: the blow dryer i used today almost certainly hasnt been used in 15-20yrs
  
• 12:42:09: @WongoWoman i replaced it w/ones w/more heat or more buttons but it still does the job
  
• 12:45:53: we've only had 2" of rain in 2-1/2 months
  
• 13:02:46: @WongoWoman they dont make em like they used to. i think i still have a blow dryer that's even older cuz i never throw anything away!
  
• 13:05:37: hey #tsa, keep ur hands off my junk. i'd prefer being sniffed by a bomb-sniffing dog
  
• 13:06:24: @WongoWoman mea culpa!
  
• 13:25:32: .@christineromans they paid about $2,500 per mo on their debt while he lost his job? she must have had a good paying job!
  
• 13:28:37: if the best-tasting food is the worst for you, that would be reason to curse god
  
• 13:30:40: we dont actually know if fat kids even eat happy meals. no one's bothered to count
  
• 13:32:24: my @McDonalds is not full of fat ppl (including me). in fact seeing really huge ppl there is pretty rare
  
• 13:34:32: most of the kids i see w/happy meals dont eat it cuz they're too busy playing w/the toy
  
• 13:35:23: lol! RT @kimshannon: My whole life just flashed between my legs.
  
• 13:40:39: just found out Sardinia-Mowrystown @LionsClub has called it quits. they sponsored my club :(
  
• 13:41:52: they sponsored my @LionsClub 65 years ago, i should add
  
• 13:53:49: RT @Librehombre: No exterior supernatural force was ever the cause of, or reason for, any event, ever. http://bit.ly/deOcnV
  
• 14:01:57: lately ppl are treating cheating like it's a lifestyle: once a cheater, always a cheater. i wonder if that's true
  
• 14:03:32: i wonder how much C4 or PETN a terrorist can shove up his or her ass?
  
• 14:08:08: was up earlier for the grand opening (@ Hillsboro Lions Club Candy Store) http://4sq.com/9uIXpW
  
• 14:27:23: "non-lawyer paid spokesperson" & "doctor dramatization" may be being used cuz ethics still bar professionals from making commercials
  
• 14:33:54: @christineromans it's definitely better to be unemployed without debt than with it!
  
• 14:45:50: @PinUpMom blushing is a word
  
• 14:47:08: RT @JaredvonHindman: Jared's Travel Tip: Take 3 Viagra before going through Airport Security. Make them work for it. ExtraCredit: Gimp Stuff
  
• 14:51:31: lol! how about Bristol Palin? RT @thatfunnyjew: My pee burns for a little while after I look at a picture of Paris Hilton
  
• 14:54:17: @LindaKennero cant eat, cant sleep? u in bad shape, tweetie!
  
• 14:55:56: @HollyMarieMing there's a black actress named Holly, she was on 21 Jump Street
  
• 14:57:26: @PinUpMom Man is the only animal that blushes...or ever needs to. --Mark Twain
  
• 15:00:23: any disease/disorder that kills young ppl would be selected out as it would have a survival disadvantage #evolution
  
• 15:01:58: i have over 100 bottles of shampoo, but i have a sneaking suspicion they are all the same thing except for a little fragrance
  
• 15:03:14: @LindaKennero whining's the least we can expect then :)
  
• 15:12:29: for the record, i give a ufck
  
• 15:30:09: @Spankss nah. while instinct directs us to self-interest, most ppl are honest and decent
  
• 15:46:28: @Spankss i've been accused of lying about what i had for breakfast! but i'm also president of my Lions Club
  
• 17:10:45: finished Fed Head Start Review (@ Highland County Community Action) http://4sq.com/dpBtRF
  
• 17:17:50: I'm at Arby's. http://4sq.com/an0Oeg
  
• 18:51:42: 23million Americans have "limited access to fresh food". that's a big no. but not very significant--only 8%
  
• 19:08:34: @TirzaFury "chucklefuck" is good
  

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From Twitter 11-14-2010

• 03:10:13: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
  
• 03:27:03: there must be a hundred eps of Forensic Files, so why does it seem Tru.tv keeps showing the same ones?
  
• 10:29:26: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 11:49:32: @Hot_tober i like watching women doing their nails!
  
• 11:50:20: and vice versa RT @LukeRomyn: You may be a genius, but you'll never get to be a porn star.
  
• 11:51:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor u have a good day too!
  
• 11:56:56: @LukeRomyn i'd like a bumper sticker that says "ask me about my vow of silence"
  
• 13:05:44: shopping for a new computer (@ Best Buy) http://4sq.com/8H7QW0
  
• 14:52:31: i've pretty much decided upon a dell 17" inspiron 2950 w/blu-ray 6gb ram 640gb hdd
  
• 14:54:36: .@bestbuy has a prgm on all their putas in which u can type in the sku & look up reviews...except not a single puta i looked at found any
  
• 15:03:13: electronics makers abandoning the DVR market gives a boost to the old VCRs IMO
  
• 15:04:59: unfortunately @bestbuy doesnt keep the dell inspiron 2950 in stock so i have actually seen one
  
• 15:08:05: u might ask how i can afford a new computer while unemployed? reply: i can live w/o a car, i can live w/o a frig, i cant live w/o a computer
  
• 15:34:20: I'm at Office Max (4540 Eastgate Blvd, at Old Ohio 74, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/cDjkqb
  
• 15:44:11: I'm at Dollar Tree (4530 Eastgate Blvd, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/9tdz6C
  
• 16:38:55: I'm at Walmart (4370 Eastgate Square Dr, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/bGeHZ4
  
• 17:12:27: @TirzaFury i scanned it w/malwarebytes, spybot, & hitman pro, but today it wont even boot up
  
• 19:00:16: @TirzaFury it's a 6-1/2yr-old Dell winXP laptop, been acting up for a few months. i may have tech look at it but i'd hate to lose my stuff
  
• 19:04:12: @TirzaFury techies can only say 1 of 3 things: restart the app, reboot the computer, or reformat the hard drive
  
• 19:53:36: @QuackityQ h a p p y b i r f d a y !
  
• 19:55:20: *shudder* RT @QuackityQ: pictures.... RT @Breathless74: My hair was nearly to my waist and now its a short bob.
  
• 21:25:07: Bolt browser doesnt seem to show me replies/mentions. so much for Bolt
  
• 21:26:39: @Breathless74 just the thought of anyone cutting off all their hair :(
  
• 21:54:29: #shutup aleve! "why am i still thinking about this?" you're not, you're just saying your lines
  
• 23:28:23: @inappropwriting nitey nite
  

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From Twitter 11-13-2010

• 07:31:19: i got up early thinking today was a special breakfast but checking my notes, i find it is thursday
  
• 12:04:57: TJ Holmes on @CNN was embarrassed to admit he hasnt been to the doctor in 10yrs. does he call a plumber for periodic checks too?
  
• 12:07:05: to TJ Holmes @CNN: young ppl are healthy, they dont need to go to doctors. you werent stupid or irresponsible
  
• 12:09:19: to TJ Holmes @CNN: after all your medical tests, findings? you are healthy. dont change a thing.
  
• 12:12:10: to TJ Holmes @CNN: the unhealthiest thing you are doing is getting health advice from old disc jockeys instead of scientists
  
• 13:23:43: @davesib u have reason to believe salaries are out of line? white house staff is always quitting cuz they get more in private sector
  
• 13:30:51: @davesib dont know how she got so lucky. i’m still getting unempl during the appeal process
  
• 14:06:46: @WongoWoman pretty clever!
  
• 18:22:11: «Evidence suggests that obesity rates are levelling off in Western societies, life expectancies continue to rise in line…→
  
• 18:23:08: ←with rising obesity rates, and across the world policy-makers have remained largely indifferent and inactive in the face of…→
  
• 18:23:43: ←this apparently deadly threat to our health and well-being. Dissecting and dismissing much of the over-blown rhetoric…→
  
• 18:24:44: ←and ideological bias found on both sides of the obesity debate, Gard demonstrates that the science of obesity remains radically…→
  
• 18:25:33: ←uncertain and that it is impossible to establish an objective ‘truth’ on which to base policy. His powerful and inescapable conclusion…→
  
• 18:27:34: ←is that we should now mark the end of the obesity epidemic.» The End of the Obesity Epidemic~Dr Michael Gard, Amazon: http://j.mp/9zFQAb
  
• 18:37:15: Americans are such cheapskates these days
  
• 20:24:43: I'm at Family Dollar (North High St, Harry Sauner Road, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/dkj4sV
  
• 21:06:47: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 22:25:32: i rebooted computer at 1p then exited nearly every prgm that i normally leave running. i had firefox, evernote, & mdownloader running
  
• 22:28:18: its been crashing 521min after rebooting. it may have crashed at that time this eve, but it acts like this time it was cuz battery went dead
  
• 22:30:41: when i got home around 930p it was fine. i walked away but when i came back at 10p the puta was off.
  
• 22:31:27: now it wont boot up: unmountable boot volume
  
• 22:37:47: @skirrid mr deliverityourself? yep we strain at a gnat and swallow a camel, as the saying goes
  
• 22:39:10: all i know to do w/"unmountable boot volume" error is wait a while & try again
  

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From Twitter 11-12-2010

• 00:04:42: there’s something disgusting about the word “pimple”. the word is 6 centuries old, of unknown origin
  
• 00:19:01: .@KimKardashian is today’s Marilyn
  
• 00:32:59: heard twice on tv tonite: “say hello to my little friend.” i have a feeling that’s a movie quote but i dont know which movie
  
• 00:48:36: @FunBibleQuotes yuck! lol
  
• 00:59:52: my computer crashes every 521 minutes exactly
  
• 03:33:40: actually Spam is delicious!
  
• 03:38:41: .@ABCWorldNews said 28lb of pot = $6,000,000. that’s over $200,000/lb, is that right?
  
• 13:08:53: the FDA notwithstanding, smoking is not the riskiest thing i do any day
  
• 13:10:59: @FunBibleQuotes i wonder how much dogs & cats are actually eaten. are they raised for meat? are they sold in butcher shops? frozen entries?
  
• 15:06:29: i got an invite to try some meatballs my lupus neighbor made for her granddaughters
  
• 15:07:13: i had just made some brownies! so i contributed them to the luncheon
  
• 19:44:36: this is the age of proselytizing. it’s not enuf to do something, u have to inspire others, or save them from going thru what u went thru
  
• 19:49:01: made brownies today, those premixed kind. they were dated jan 2007, had been in my freezer that long. turned out good
  
• 19:51:07: @Tim_in_CT same to ya! prosit!
  
• 19:52:39: directions for brownies said grease pan, i just sprayed it, hoping that was good enuf
  
• 19:53:50: my family doesnt frost brownies, we cover them in powder sugar
  
• 19:54:56: the hard sell on vegetables continues, 1 of humankind’s biggest marketing failures
  
• 20:00:49: Medium! @MeadiumSeason7
  
• 20:58:10: #shutup Quilted Northern! it is NOT time to talk about what goes on in the bathroom!
  
• 20:59:36: i dont empathize w/any car commercial that implies this car is “fun” to drive
  
• 23:01:04: Leann Rimes is only the latest to suffer wrath of marriage protectors, prev victims include Jill Eikenberry & that guy who sang Key Largo
  

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From Twitter 11-11-2010

• 01:10:40: i dont know anyone who likes BMWs
  
• 01:34:34: jonsi on @latenightjimmy can sing in tune…but that’s about all the good things i can say about him
  
• 01:36:25: @Tim_in_CT same to ya! cheers!
  
• 03:35:18: um @twitter, u say i only have 56 [sic] tweets, and even my background has disappeared
  
• 03:40:26: there it goes again. 8hrs 40min since my computer crashed, it is crashing again
  
• 12:24:33: in the US we euthanize 4 million healthy dogs and cats every year
  
• 12:57:34: i’ve set something to happen 521 minutes after booting up that crashes my computer but i cant find it
  
• 12:59:18: i even used capturefox to film my computer crashing, starting 520 minutes after rebooting. it happened, right on schedule
  
• 14:11:23: i had a 260mb file 95% downloaded when my puta did its 8:41 crash
  
• 14:30:29: about 5 billion ounces is the total amount of gold ever produced
  
• 14:55:34: Christmas Day 1860, a white woman was fined $1.58 for disorderly conduct, a “free negress” was fined $10.58 for being in D.C. w/o permit
  
• 15:16:17: there is no mention of Christmas on the front page of the National Republican Wash DC newspaper 1860.12.25 except in 1 ad in lower right cnr
  
• 23:49:02: i’m sure scientists know what they’re talking about but i find it hard to believe that chocolate doesnt cause acne
  
• 23:56:12: i’m still eating halloween candy, more candy than i usually eat, & i feel like i’m getting a pimple
  
• 23:58:24: now at my age, i shouldnt be getting pimples. in fact, if i had grandchildren, *they* would be worrying about *their* pimples
  

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From Twitter 11-10-2010

• 01:13:31: putting up with IE8 didnt help, computer still crashing, 8-3/4hrs since it last crashed
  
• 01:44:35: weird things are happening on my puta now that it's crashing a lot. prgms i've run every day come up unconfigured
  
• 12:09:14: found on website: “Font management is not always as easy as a walk on the cake.” huh?
  
• 12:17:08: current most popular internet marketing strategy is called “freemium”, offering basic utility for free, pay for premium utility
  
• 14:20:45: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 14:40:49: #shutup @HLNTV! there is no evidence that “healthy eating habits” established in early childhood can “prevent” adult obesity
  
• 17:12:59: #shutup FDA! yes, cigarettes can kill, but so can stairs and bathtubs, and the latter is much quicker
  
• 19:25:27: plz help! what's causing my computer to crash every 520 minutes? http://twitpic.com/35phet
  
• 20:00:01: Robert Palmer’s rock band of supermodels is real behind Cee Lo Green on Colbert
  
• 20:08:35: @Tim_in_CT i almost found a job today!
  

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