- 00:45:32: lol, no i didnt know that RT @WongoWoman @DyNama did you know what “puta” in Spanish means “whore"?
- 01:43:27: #shutup geico! “do woodchucks chuck wood?” no.
- 02:06:47: @22DanielleM lol
- 10:56:50: breakfast bowl! (@ Burger King) http://4sq.com/d29AnL
- 10:56:52: I just became the mayor of Burger King on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d29AnL
- 11:24:32: in the time it took to pull out my phone and call up my shopping list, i forgot what i was going to put on it :(
- 11:35:16: while fastening my seatbelt, my fingers hit the end of my lit cigarette, causing a shower of sparks to fall on my lap
- 11:36:22: every time i do something like that, or forget to have smokes w/me, i think, my gawd man how long u been smoking?
- 11:39:52: I'm at Kmart (1249 North High St, Fenner Lane, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/aDH7H9
- 11:40:29: since i just finished breakfast, i'm skipping the free lunch put on by the churches today
- 12:39:47: wheel of fortune contestant solves puzzle w/only 1 letter. but if she knew the answer before, why didnt she guess “G” & make more money?
- 15:46:53: @davesib i mean what you want to do, what you want to change in washington
- 15:50:33: @rxw74 good story, but every diet looks good after only 10wks. diets shouldnt be evaluated in less than 2yrs, & he only lost 10%
- 16:54:40: stupid puta keeps locking up. 9hrs after last reboot. trying internet explorer rather than firefox
- 17:03:17: computer started crashing then recovered when i closed firefox, but when i restarted firefox, crashed again
- 17:25:39: i hate nearly all the @meijer commercials
- 17:27:56: @Tim_in_CT i dont even sleep much, i just download tv shows and porn!
- 17:31:21: #Conan was pretty good last night. Andy Richter is back, and conan's old band is back except for Max
- 17:32:42: but i probably wont watch #Conan very often as i'm a news junkie, i watch 1 11oclock news and tape another
- 17:38:47: tearing or breaking something from exercising is ur body's way of saying "ow! stop that!"
- 19:17:25: Jackson County #Florida has 179 unsolved murders from the Reconstruction Era 1865-1877
- 19:18:21: i scrub my commode every 2 weeks whether it needs it or not
- 19:26:55: At least part of the reason Sony's Beta lost to JVC's VHS in the VCR war was that the former refused to license the technology for porn
- 19:57:53: @brittfromcle2 at the risk of sounding obsessive :-o
- 19:59:44: in 1993 there were only 50 websites in operation
- 20:14:34: today i finished off a years-old bottle of hershey's syrup. i've got 2 more that havent been opened
- 21:53:18: 1 virginia policeman got false confessions from 6 people!
- 23:21:03: stupid g-d @google! searching "£25" doesnt get a conversion, searching "25£" does but no one writes it that way
- 23:23:01: stupid g-d IE8! gmail never loads except in .html mode, twitter stops looking for msgs every cpl of minutes [ie8.0.6]
- 23:26:52: teens who text >120 times a day are 3 times more likely to be sexually active !
- 23:32:28: tv ads constantly show kids playing with their parents rather than with friends
- 23:34:10: how much fires could firefighters fight if firefighters could fight fires?
- 23:39:07: >95% of pornography consumed on the Internet is sourced from free amateur sites, free adult tube sites, and/or free file sharing protocols
- 23:44:51: amazon us wants $50 for a book but amazon uk seems to have it for $40
- 23:46:59: @22DanielleM depends on the fire!
- 23:57:46: @hyattch but they're both amazon
- 23:58:55: #shutup ocillococcinum! what kind of name is that?!
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