From Twitter 12-30-2010

• 03:45:15: 1 of those mechanical changing billboards here froze mid-change, ½ the billbrd shows a smiling baby, other ½ is a nursing home
  
• 15:19:59: @OhioAgent i love that quote from Abraham Lincoln! lol, i retweet it every so often. Happy New Year to u too!
  
• 17:28:49: when i write dates, i specify BZ or AZ when i need to: Before Year Zero and After Zero
  
• 18:09:05: investment club meeting (@ Former Employer) http://4sq.com/fllZ70
  

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From Twitter 12-29-2010

• 01:03:54: @davesib then denial it is.
  
• 01:10:41: @davesib but i'd be surprised if it isn't 90% genetic. my cousin had diabetes, went blind in 1 eye, died at 51
  
• 01:23:37: @davesib that's like saying some car crashes are caused by drinking but no one cares what caused the rest of them
  
• 01:27:35: does @geico save you money? do woodchucks chuck wood? no.
  
• 01:58:18: 1 in 110 diagnosed w/autism but the vast majority are minor cases
  
• 10:20:58: woke up by a phone call telling me my lupus neighbor is back in the hospital, being care-flighted to #cincinnati
  
• 10:25:51: another male friend of hers, Danny, has been staying w/her cuz he's more willing to give care. i'm too squeemish :(
  
• 15:14:21: a neighbor called the hosp to ask about our lupus neighbor and was told that we need to contact her immed family right away
  
• 15:17:42: i was at the county commissioners office, the candy store, and my former employers this afternoon
  
• 15:55:46: here for a commissioner's going-away party (@ Highland County Commissioners Office) http://4sq.com/gtaOuN
  
• 16:12:56: was here 1-ish to get some candy half-price (@ Hillsboro Lions Club Candy Store) http://4sq.com/eDwH8x
  
• 16:21:53: RT @OhioAgent “The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity” - Abraham Lincoln
  
• 16:26:57: Hostess Twinkies was perhaps the original “junk food” but now that label is arrogantly applied to everything from fried chicken to apple pie
  
• 16:28:04: “morbidly obese” is just a phrase, it doesn’t actually forecast death. in fact age is still the only proven risk factor
  
• 16:29:51: In other words, "race" is a phony biological concept in much the same way that "obesity" is a phony disease.--Campos, The Diet Myth
  
• 16:33:54: "There is remarkably little evidence that [people] become fat because they overeat. (Frank, 1993)"
  
• 16:34:42: RT @Monicks: The real 7 deadly sins:Apathy,
  Cruelty,
  Duplicity,
  Hypocrisy,
  False Morality,
  Abuse of Power,
  Cultivated Ignorance.
  
  #athei ...
  
• 16:43:16: pic of Brett #Favre's intended. what sexist pig could resist sending her txt? http://twitpic.com/3kyvtm
  
• 16:56:05: i rather like #SharonJones & The Dap-Kings...but what the heck is a Dap-King?
  
• 16:59:23: DanHatesSpam.com --#DanBalsam takes spammers to court!
  
• 17:00:05: @Zoe_E_W Dapper, as in "looking dapper"?
  
• 17:13:32: @Zoe_E_W their record label is #Daptone Records.
  
• 17:15:22: @Zoe_E_W Urban Dict has lots of defs of "dap", a common def is that complicated greeting, bumping knuckles, high-fiving, slapping palms, &c
  
• 17:52:18: u ppl who fly often: how long after official departure time till ur actually in the air?
  
• 17:54:39: @Zoe_E_W hippity hoppity music, eh? lol. idk but u see those greeting routines on tv, 4x 1 in a state farm insurance commercial
  
• 17:58:22: that guy teasing #LouFerrigno on the #Toyotathon ad doesnt look old enuf to remember him in The Incredible #Hulk tv show
  
• 18:08:05: it's ironic when politicians praise "hard-working" ppl, cuz many pols have never worked hard in their lives
  
• 18:08:36: being governor of #ohio is NOT hard work
  
• 18:31:13: anybody here believe u should replace ur #mattress every 8yrs? me neither.
  
• 20:08:27: my town of 7,000 has 2 @pizzahut s. 1 doesnt take online orders, the other says it is closed every day but today
  
• 20:09:28: exactly RT @Hot_tober: @DyNama probably, but who wants to shell out that kind of money on a bed so frequently, lol
  
• 20:12:57: #newtwitter didnt tell me i had a @mention until i sent another tweet 47mins later
  
• 22:12:20: how is "as early as 1 to 2 weeks" different from "as early as 1 week"? "as much as 30 to 40%" from "as much as 40%"?
  
• 22:35:24: watching the biography of @katyperry on E! i haven't actually heard much of her music
  
• 22:40:34: .@katyperry is a goddess!
  
• 22:42:15: #shutup #leancuisine! i dont care about preservatives
  
• 22:44:17: #shutup #e! i didnt think i knew everything about #Kendra, i thought i knew all i needed to know about #Kendra
  
• 22:53:12: the new @tvguide highlights about a dozen winter season tv shows on the cover. i'm unlikely to watch any of them
  

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From Twitter 12-28-2010

• 00:04:00: correlations between tv viewing and food intake–particularly high-fat foods–are weak or non-existant.–Robinson (1999)
  
• 00:05:46: Healthcare costs incurred by young ppl exercising outweigh long-term savings. –Nicholl et al (1994) Coleman (1998)
  
• 00:08:46: “Our language on this matter must be unambiguous: there are no lifestyle changes, surgical procedures, (cont) http://tl.gd/7ooa9l
  
• 00:12:12: i take this study to mean that we cant even prove fruits & veggies are good for us! Junkfood Science: http://is.gd/eB44u
  
• 00:24:39: there are only 15,000 restaurants in Paris but 160,000 restaurants in Japan, acc to the Michelin Guide, comparing a city to a whole country
  
• 09:26:34: .@ThumbplayCares you're still charging me for an account i didn't sign up for
  
• 09:27:19: @brittfromcle2 it's your birthday? have a good one!
  
• 09:42:53: dumb @att error message told me acct mgmt not available but i just had the wrong password
  
• 09:45:17: @ATTJessica @ThumbplayCares is charging me $10.69 on my phone bill for an acct i didnt subscribe to
  
• 10:16:34: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/hgQPYw
  
• 10:44:11: i started to sit down at a table w/a McD regular & he gathered up his stuff and moved to another table. guess we arent friends
  
• 10:45:37: he muttered something about hoping to do paperwork, but he knows i have a book & can be a quiet as a church mouse
  
• 10:48:27: i come to @mcdonalds hoping to read my book, but i also desperately need some cameraderie so it's ok if i find someone to talk to
  
• 10:49:57: @Hot_tober lol. tv uses the gesture as a euphemism for being intimate
  
• 10:51:24: @Hot_tober dont tell me u walk around a restaurant w/a handful of napkins wiping everyone's mouths! it's ur maternal nature
  
• 11:35:38: an accident just happened that i, sitting by a window in @mcdonalds, would have had a good view of if i'd looked up
  
• 11:36:39: @WeHateLauraCave who's Laura Cave?
  
• 11:38:37: 2 cars hit at the intersection right out the window i'm sitting at! an McD employee coming to work was injured
  
• 11:40:47: pardon me, the McD employee was leaving work
  
• 11:44:07: McD employee may have a broken arm and whiplash
  
• 12:38:04: the name on the twitter account is "Secret Hater" but the id is @WeHateLauraCave--not much of a secret, is it? lol
  
• 12:42:40: i guess there are some gift cards i wouldnt use, like for a sushi restaurant or an oyster bar. seafood in general
  
• 12:44:47: @Tim_in_CT COLD BEER would stay ice cold on the porch, no need to refrigerate!
  
• 12:48:05: @Tim_in_CT i dont know why you dont just change your name to @COLDBEER
  
• 12:58:47: #MichaelVick grew up w/the typical arrogance of a young sports star, but has been brought back to earth. forgiven.
  
• 13:01:40: in the @mcdonalds ad, the couple hand-dancing, he wipes whipped cream off her upper lip w/his bare thumb. that's somewhat disgusting
  
• 13:03:26: i understand they aren't called "ears" on a cat, they are called "pina"
  
• 14:19:58: @davesib intersection of N High and Harry Sauner. there were definitely injuries, the Cavalier had the left front caved in pretty bad
  
• 14:53:00: who know this new Dell computer has a key to toggle off the touchpad! i wonder why i might need that
  
• 15:19:19: i was getting ready for a hot bath when my lupus neighbor called to ask me to sit w/her while her nurse is running errands
  
• 15:23:29: sorry @JenniferHudson, losing weight is not a significant lifechanger
  
• 16:38:52: @davesib nothing, except i walked uptown before opening presents to get a cuppa coffee. got phone calls from m&d and brother Bud
  
• 19:09:59: i eat #yoplait #yogurt just cuz they taste good but i really hate their tv commercials
  
• 19:11:14: @davesib u & Barb & Matt & fam, that was a houseful! sounds like u had fun!
  
• 19:15:25: i have zero care for who else might have been considered for a film role. even Shirley Temple for the role of Dorothy
  
• 19:16:22: @YindiLindel7788 #Dell wins, i'm an #Applehater
  
• 19:21:23: dont feel sorry for me cuz i'm alone during the hollidays. it's my own fault. i made my bed, now i have to lie in it
  
• 19:32:01: #NeilDiamond wrote a song that #Elvis recorded, And The Grass Wont Pay No Mind
  
• 19:36:37: pfui on all these awards shows show. where's #SasheenLittlefeather when she's really needed?
  
• 19:41:18: i dont care to see an #Elvis impersonator but i would like to see a really good #MichaelJackson impersonator
  
• 19:47:39: i wonder if i had a community action board meeting today that i forgot
  
• 19:50:11: most ppl who are not happy when they are fat arent much happier when they arent
  
• 21:03:33: is gmail ok? i havent got any e-mail, even spam, in several hours
  
• 21:54:13: @davesib skinny people get diabetes too. i'm not sure if anyone knows what % of diabetics are obese. McA had a skinny diabetic employee
  
• 21:58:05: @davesib plus i'm not sure there's proof that losing weight lowers the risk of diabetes. diabetes is not a disease you "catch"
  
• 23:25:56: actually turning up your metabolism doesnt sound like a good thing to me. turning up the idle speed of ur car would wear it out faster, no?
  

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From Twitter 12-27-2010

• 00:03:00: new puta has a shiny screen, separate keypad, no latch
  
• 01:15:01: at 5am Eastern Monday mornings, @CNN replays a 4hr-old newscast
  
• 15:02:04: RT @tree88: Wanna come over to myspace so I can twitter yer yahoo till you google all over my facebook?
  
• 18:45:08: that's odd, at the top of the #newtwitter page, home, profile, messages are clickable, find people is not
  
• 18:47:59: #3M celebrates the birthday of the Post-It Notes on 6 Apr 1980. the gameshow asked when Post-It Notes went on sale, not a prototype
  
• 22:20:36: #shutup tv commercials! in real life, ppl don't wipe each other's mouths, ok?
  
• 23:42:20: so on win7 i had to endtask a stuck prgm and now my Start button is missing. clicking on the taskbar where the Start button was works tho
  

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From Twitter 12-26-2010

• 04:36:20: how come i can fall asleep w/the tv full blast but when i go to bed i need it pretty quiet?
  
• 10:20:56: durn i didnt get up in time for breakfast
  
• 10:22:57: win7 is more insistent about rebooting after updating, puta rebooted on it's own over night. i used to put it off for days
  
• 10:24:18: still, since rebooting, a torrent download speeded up and finished
  
• 12:18:50: congrats to http://spamgourmet.com for 10yrs of service! their disposable email addys have saved me from 83,000 pcs of spam! #spamgourmet
  
• 13:45:23: a temporary email address can be set up at http://wh4f.org. the addy expires in a week, mailbox only holds 10 emails. #wt4f #willhackforfood
  
• 15:32:12: i'm here at the hospital visiting my lupus neighbor Angie
  
• 16:09:32: she's in pretty bad shape. throwing up, no energy, dozing off, wheezing
  
• 16:11:43: another friend, Danny, is here too, and he jumps in to help w/her care. he's in the bathroom w/her now
  
• 19:20:57: the ad said my new @Dell was an Inspiron 2950, but #Dell.com reads the computer and says it's an Inspiron N7010
  
• 19:22:40: lol RT @LeRoiSUGAR Husband: "Are those butt shaping pants?" Me: "No, dick. That's the shape of my butt."
  
• 19:24:30: the mother of #jesus is the most famous #unwedmother and #pregnantteen of all time
  
• 19:27:15: RT @AtheistQOTD: "It is rightly acknowledged that people of faith have no monopoly of virtue"
  Queen Elizabeth II
  
• 19:27:52: @PerryLyons wow, looks yummy!
  
• 21:20:34: shortest email addy possible would prob come from i.ua. a 1gig pop3 mailbox, the site is russian, says u can choose english http://i.ua
  
• 21:24:04: exactly! RT @celtfiddler @DyNama ...and, like her reputed son, she also did not actually exist.
  
• 21:27:33: is that the Teena Marie in Trends that had a disco hit?
  
• 21:42:40: yeah, "Lovergirl" is the only song i know of by Teena Marie
  
• 21:56:43: absolutely! RT @MzStarrBurst: I'm one of the Twitter nice guys ^_^
  
• 22:10:28: #JeffDunham's puppet Peanut called "Twas The Night Before Christmas" was 120yrs old. actually it was written in 1823, published in 1844
  
• 22:13:51: i visited w/neighbor Angie at the hosp for about 2hrs. she was alternatively cheery & upchucking. then i repaired to @mcdonalds for dinner
  
• 22:14:45: i'm a bachelor, i have little experience being nurturing :(
  
• 22:15:53: so Danny was more help to her during her bouts of upchucking than i was
  
• 22:17:18: at @mcdonalds, i got 2 sandwiches, & i couldve eaten both if they'd been warm enuf. instead i brot 1 home to microwave
  
• 22:18:15: i have no plans to watch the #Oprah Winfrey Network
  
• 22:20:19: the price of my @timewarner cable will prob go up next month even as they cut another channel, a local independent tv station
  
• 22:37:00: pay no attention to Betsy-Ross-type myths about the authorship of "Twas The Night Before Christmas", Clement Moore wrote it for sure
  
• 22:46:43: it's been below freezing here all month, but it's supposed to get to 56° on new years day
  
• 22:54:52: RT @DCdebbie: When Sarah Failin' speaks, she makes as much sense as the plot for Tron Legacy.
  
• 23:09:24: 101st Airborne, the Screamin' Eagles, lost 104 soldiers this year, which represents 1 in 5 of Afghanistan's casualties
  
• 23:11:04: don't worry about the "holiday weight gain", it's a myth
  
• 23:55:58: wow! @HollyMarieMing: Hmmmm I'm def snowed in! http://twitpic.com/3k3shg
  
• 23:58:22: i like listening to sports interviews but i'm not sure they actually say anything
  

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From Twitter 12-25-2010

• 05:00:20: @LHopeD no but she doesnt know when she gets to come home. definitely wont get home today (xmas)
  
• 10:16:37: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/i3P6jA
  
• 12:02:46: presents: i got a leather jacket & an actual ton of shirts from my sister & souvenirs from UK's Sherlock Homes Museum from my brother! cool!
  
• 12:06:08: mom & dad's present was packing up and mailing the huge pile of shirts from my sister who buys them for her son & he never wears them
  
• 12:08:41: i gave myself a book, and i had to get a new computer. i picked it up yesterday. my old puta still works but it could've quit any time
  
• 12:10:38: so i'm enjoying a new 17" Dell laptop & my first experience w/win7. i was worried it wouldnt fit on the arm of my chair
  
• 12:13:26: it's a bigger puta that weighs less! on the arm of my chair it hangs over more but it's not to hard to scoot out from under it
  
• 12:17:51: #shutup fiber one! "u must care for him, u offered him fiber." u cant apply ur own symbolism to other's actions.
  
• 12:22:26: i rather dislike symbolism. some groups use it so much, it's almost a secret code
  
• 12:27:32: @BrittOH Merry Christmas to you too!
  
• 12:30:12: i'd like a cadaver dog
  
• 16:59:11: RT @doctoratlantis: The last time they had a white Christmas in Georgia it was the 1880's and no other kind was allowed. #fb
  
• 19:17:45: during the oil spill, i read there were more than 6,000 rigs in the gulf. today @nbc said "more than 3,800"
  
• 19:19:04: RT @MzStarrBurst: I don't even watch THEN. RT @xt04: Judging by some of my timeline, yall dont watch NBA basketball unless your team is ...
  
• 19:23:15: i have on earrings today. earrings on men are somewhat cliche, but i put some in just to keep the holes open
  
• 19:24:54: i used to use a prgm to switch my wallpaper every hour but i'm pleased to find win7 has it built in
  
• 19:26:18: my wallpaper at the mo is a smartly-dressed woman ripping her blouse open a la Jane Curtain
  
• 21:04:22: there is nothing on tv for me. i'm watching cutest cats on animal planet
  
• 21:12:41: cuties! RT @Jamblasted This was the best pic I could get of them this morning lol. http://twitpic.com/3jq3g8
  

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From Twitter 12-24-2010

• 00:10:03: lol RT @missdestructo I’ll be sleeping in till noon tomorrow. Hold all my tweets please.
  
• 00:21:31: @Hot_tober lady porcupines and zebras have babies too, does it change them? being a ceo, winning an oscar, those are accomplishments
  
• 00:27:29: @Hot_tober i dont mean to say having children isnt marvelous, it’s just that everyone does it
  
• 00:30:32: i only recall being rude about a gift given to me once. back in 5th grade. in a gift exchange at school i got a ball. i cried.
  
• 00:36:54: @Hot_tober i respect women for going thru it. i’m not sure men have that capacity for pain
  
• 00:53:48: i think i’d sooner watch the Golf Chan RT @godlessgirl Something is wrong with me that I’m watching Kenneth Copeland preach on TV. #atheism
  
• 08:57:54: my order status at @bestbuy says my order is ready to be picked up, but i still haven’t got an email confirmation
  
• 09:11:00: the presbyterian church was the first to come up with a christmas service…in 1910
  
• 09:15:32: in the 1840s, christmas celebrations had traditions that were actually only 1 generation old, what some historians call “fakelore”
  
• 11:07:57: Merry Christmas to all my Australian friends!
  
• 15:08:46: quite a crowd at the Dayton Mall
  
• 15:11:06: I'm at Dayton Mall (2700 Miamisburg-Centerville Rd, at Springboro Pike, Miamisburg) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/hA1tzI
  
• 15:20:28: my lupus neighbor called on my way to Dayton. she was taken to the hospital by ambulance this morn at 4a. she had heart failure.
  
• 15:22:45: a scene from @katyperry's tv special has her walking crouched while wearing high heels! i suspect that's quite athletic
  
• 15:24:23: i had trouble finding a parking space close to the mall, so i quit looking and parked in the "overflow" area
  
• 15:26:26: too bad, the Sears end of the mall is nowhere's near as crowded as the Elder Beerman end
  
• 15:54:19: still a really long line to see Santa
  
• 16:32:57: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville) http://4sq.com/i6nXlt
  
• 19:06:55: Merry Christmas to my UK and European friends!
  

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From Twitter 12-23-2010

• 00:07:03: boy #DaveLetterman is grouchy today. and not funny.
  
• 00:08:40: #DaveLetterman is making the toy expert look bad
  
• 17:10:39: lots of tweets about foot fetish. i got nothing for feet, no shoe fetish either, but i looooove high heels being worn
  
• 19:25:28: look, ladies, having children isnt an accomplishment. ‘twas always thus. billions of women have had children
  
• 19:36:51: .@JenniferHudson would not have won an #oscar if she’d have lost the weight earlier
  
• 20:03:05: in 1820, u could barely find a mention on christmas in US newspapers. by 1830 it was not unusual
  
• 20:07:03: George Washington crossed the Delaware River and defeated the Hessians on Christmas Eve 1776 cuz they celebrated Christmas and he didnt
  
• 20:43:02: .@BestBuy’s website said order today, pick up today. i ordered by 2p, have not yet been emailed that i could pick it up, 6½ hrs later
  
• 20:55:03: #shutup zales! the expression on her face when he gives her jewelry is the same as it would be if he pulled out a knife to stab her
  
• 21:08:50: #shutup charmin! no one would know if the bear’s TP left pieces behind if he didnt walk around naked, like bears are wont to do
  
• 21:18:45: when they fume objects on CSI w/superglue, are the fumes poisonous? i’d try it if i knew they werent
  
• 21:32:02: in fact, @bestbuy, i havent even got email confirmation of my order 7½ later
  
• 22:07:05: so @bestbuy had said item was available at the store when i placed the order but then said it wasnt but didnt email to tell me
  
• 22:09:09: i just called @bestbuy and got them to change pickup to another store. i wish i hadnt waited 7hrs before checking status on the web
  
• 23:55:23: #shutup @mikerowe #ford! 33mpg is good but not wow
  

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From Twitter 12-22-2010

• 00:25:27: #shutup radioshack! Santa falling off the roof isnt funny. he may have been killed.
  
• 11:57:18: whew, @SandraEndoCNN is beautiful!
  
• 12:07:46: i luv oapmeal! do u like those flavored kinds? RT @MzStarrBurst Hot chocolate, oapmeal, and a brownie for lunch.
  
• 12:14:24: “I’m sure I’m right, hun,” Rudolph said, “cuz Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
  
• 12:17:27: @MzStarrBurst i like maple & brown sugar flavor, which is almost the same
  
• 12:19:57: we’ve already got more than half of the snow we normally get all season
  
• 12:23:00: @Hot_tober got another job lined up?
  
• 12:27:45: @CateyeMinty u know, i’ve never made a snow angel? parent were religious but never talked about angels
  
• 12:59:03: Stress can neither be defined nor measured
  
• 13:01:45: i’m not spending xmas with family, and will probably not see anyone
  
• 13:06:37: one problem with astrology is the notion that there’s only 12 types of people in the world
  
• 13:10:18: @Breathless74 a do-it-yourself concussion, what a novel concept @dausonlovi
  
• 13:28:02: #castrol had to use longhairs in their commercial so u could see their hair blowing
  
• 13:31:57: @davesib nothing much, how about you? i think i got approved to continue receiving unemploymt. sent family post-its in lieu of presents
  
• 13:33:35: like soldiers, combat dogs are frequently redeployed to the middle east
  
• 13:43:36: @davesib what are your plans for christmas?
  
• 13:44:54: i mute the @ATT commercial about tacos, too mean
  
• 14:03:22: @davesib you’ve been working in hillsboro?
  
• 14:04:58: @davesib i hope u dont mind being a receptionist
  
• 14:07:10: 14 months after being laid off, it’s still hard to believe i dont work there any more
  
• 14:08:32: .@davesib ur using “wk” as abbreviation for both “work” and “week” in the same sentence!
  
• 14:10:07: clerk on @Progressive ad says “it wasnt me! u think i could do something that awesome?” i wouldnt ask that if i were u
  
• 14:11:52: @Tim_in_CT i’ll drink to that!
  
• 14:19:15: what on earth is the guy singing on the pepsi refresh commercial? it sounds like “won traviall”
  
• 15:43:44: #shutup #zales! why does every guy in the ads give the jewelry to the girl on the street? are they homeless?
  
• 15:45:38: oh yeah #zales, why dont any of the guys wrap the jewelry as a present and let her open it? too cheap to buy wrapping paper?
  
• 15:56:35: #shutup #enbrel! i dont think your patients moving in slow-motion is a very good testimonial
  
• 19:16:46: whew, tough day at the mall. i was stranded for almost an hour when the escalator got stuck
  
• 19:20:56: i used to like Mariah, i bot her 1st 2 albums, but now i dont care for her or her singing
  
• 19:23:39: Prince William did break up with Kate, on an April 11, but had gotten back together with her by May 26. that’s love.
  
• 19:27:26: did @LadyGaga’s meat dress really lay on her bare skin? or did she have a liner of some sort? bare meat would be cold, no?
  
• 19:35:59: @slynnks1 yeah, that’s what i would think. & in warm weather, it’d draw flies
  

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From Twitter 12-21-2010

• 12:46:11: @AskSeagate i cant usually even test it, it’s not getting a drive letter
  
• 14:19:45: @LHopeD ran into Bronwyn today
  
• 14:22:06: @AskSeagate not Disk Mgmt. i left it unplugged this morn, every directory call took 10 minutes!
  
• 14:34:13: i mailed my xmas “presents” today. i just sent a xmas card but shoved a few post-it pads into the envelope.
  
• 14:34:54: i wrote in the 3 cards that i couldnt afford xmas presents this year
  
• 14:36:42: all 3 pkgs were the same except the cards were different. apparently 1 card was heavier cuz i had to send that pkg parcel post
  
• 14:42:00: i think, @AliVelshi, net neutrality is more about, say, @timewarner favoring @cnn & blocking @foxnews than tiered service levels
  
• 15:01:19: top news on @cnn: another beautiful woman gone missing
  
• 15:32:17: @AskSeagate at the mo the internal+3 external hdd are showing in Disk Mgmt–2T not there. 5 drives under Device Mgr prob includes dvd drive
  
• 15:34:31: @AskSeagate so no, it is not appearing in either Device Mgr or Disk Mgmt. it shows in windows explorer but acts empty
  
• 15:36:17: @AskSeagate my error, dvd drive would not be listed under disk drives in Device Mgr, so it probably *is* there. there are 5 listed
  
• 15:38:53: @AskSeagate i did contact support directly, they replied today
  
• 15:43:50: @AskSeagate seatools wont install. maybe repair shop didnt install .net framework
  
• 15:46:33: @AskSeagate not yet. i dont have a mouse (use touchpad) but i do have a usb keyboard, also DSL connection is lan2usb
  
• 16:26:05: @AskSeagate crap! i hate losing my 1T of data
  
• 16:44:58: @AskSeagate it was the backup. but also storage for big files, like i ripped several tv shows whole seasons. that was a lot of work :(
  
• 16:52:16: @AskSeagate i’ve already had 3 1T drives to fail, at least 1 was a #freeagent. another #freeagent 1T drive has bad spots but passes seatools
  
• 17:03:28: ext hard drives gives a false sense of security, data-wise. i’ve had 9 total, 3 failed within 2yrs, 2 have problems. dammit!
  
• 17:05:58: a silicon-valley friend says i’d get better data security from more expensive drives & maybe so, but if they failed too i’d feel even worse
  
• 17:07:42: even tape backup storage fails, it did *twice* at my Former Employer
  
• 17:12:59: data storage is physical. all my data is still physically on the disk. what has failed is my ability to access it
  
• 17:56:11: news is making a big deal about lunar eclipse but it’s actually pretty common
  

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From Twitter 12-20-2010

• 00:43:47: i couldnt wear a previously worn Santa beard
  
• 00:46:48: Mr Magoo’s Christmas Carol was the very first animated holliday special produced specifically for television
  
• 01:10:23: what’s the difference between an allegory and a metaphor?
  
• 01:26:54: Lainie Kazan was Barbra Streisand’s understudy in the role of Fanny Brice in «Funny Girl»
  
• 01:47:19: the Ghost of Xmas Yet To Come never does tell Scrooge whether the prophesies are what must happen or what might happen
  
• 01:49:46: Charles Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol only a generation after xmas started being celebrated in modern times
  
• 01:50:18: @Tim_in_CT do you really? you have any prospects?
  
• 13:27:24: RT @IsisPaperzZ: if after 2,000 years we're STILL living in our "last days"... somebody got stuck in traffic.
  
• 13:48:54: @AskSeagate ll, in fact i just rebooted, the 2T drive stayed online till yesterday afternoon
  
• 13:50:27: @AskSeagate i’ve plugged/unplugged drive 4 times before getting some–but not all–of the hdd’s contents
  
• 13:52:06: @AskSeagate 2 times it came up without a drive letter! so contradicting u unfortunately, new chipset drivers did not help
  
• 13:53:56: @AskSeagate i still have to reboot it again cuz it did not get the files in the My Email folder, acts like the folder is empty
  
• 13:56:02: @AskSeagate do u think i wouldnt have this prob on a new computer? i think i’m going to get a new win7 laptop
  
• 20:36:35: .@AskSeagate i think my @seagate 2T drive died. it’s only 6 months old.
  
• 23:30:39: #TerrellOwens played in 13 games for the #Bengals, caught 72 passes for 983yds & scored 9 touchdowns
  
• 23:34:44: #shutup @mikerowe! “projected resale value beats the Camry”? that’s a guess & could be by as little as $1
  

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From Twitter 12-19-2010

• 11:07:16: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/gCXVKP
  
• 13:55:36: I'm at Wal-Mart Supercenter (2825 W. State Route 73, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/ifueuk
  
• 14:01:05: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/enUbuR
  
• 14:01:05: I just ousted Mike N. as the mayor of Staples on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d2l5aF
  
• 14:29:56: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/ewkgPi
  
• 15:03:23: 1 color of Avery removeable label was marked down to 20cents, the rest still priced $3.99! they sold them to me for 20c anyway!
  
• 15:05:05: i'm going to give them as presents. well, i'd love them!
  
• 15:11:50: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/hKWz2Q
  
• 15:35:10: this Office Max had monogram post-it pads but didnt have my father's initial :( luckily i have the same initial so i have some
  
• 15:46:04: I'm at Borders Bookstore (2700 Miamisburg Centerville Rd #870, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/fIC0jT
  
• 16:25:26: I'm at Dayton Mall (2700 Miamisburg-Centerville Rd, St Rt 725 & St Rt 741, Miamisburg) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/gtGOkF
  
• 18:57:53: 3 weeks ago i tried a s’mores flavored instant cappuccino & it was delicious!
  
• 18:59:22: today i’d almost talked myself out of getting a cappuccino till i remembered that so i stopped at the same gas station. they didnt have it!
  
• 19:00:57: the cashier said they switched brands & the new co. didnt have that flavor. several ppl had complained :(
  
• 19:03:13: the substitute, hot buttered rum, tho, isnt too bad. that scrumptious s’mores-flavored cappuccino is the 1 & only time i’ve ever had it
  
• 19:04:02: RT @AtheistQOTD: "There is no country where Islam is dominant where you have a real democracy, a real separation between church and stat ...
  
• 19:10:09: the “homo” in “homosexual” comes from Greek “homo” meaning “the same", not Latin “homo” meaning “man”
  
• 19:10:52: the word “homosexual” was first recorded in 1892 (!)
  
• 19:22:30: football player @Ochocinco posed nude for a #PETA poster w/football over privates. isnt a football made of leather?
  
• 20:18:29: #shutup #Lunesta! sorry, i think the graphic of a monster butterfly landing on ppls’ backs & putting them to sleep is kind of creepy
  
• 20:20:03: nothing on tv. i’ll have to get out some dvds…of tv shows.
  
• 20:48:22: watching Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol (1962)
  
• 21:12:31: @dausonlovi it's always been one of my favorites
  
• 21:47:39: watching Scrooge (1951) starring Alastair Sim
  

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From Twitter 12-18-2010

• 01:10:08: New Balance still makes sneakers in the US. each of the 5 plants makes 3000-7000 pairs a day. they work each day on 1 size shoe.
  
• 01:16:28: seagate hdd falling offline every so often. @AskSeagate helped and it hasnt fallen off since…w/o rebooting since updating chipset drvrs!
  
• 01:17:15: i’d still like a segway
  
• 01:21:26: they’re cool…but expensive :( RT @heyheyrenae ME TOO. RT @MzStarrBurst: RT @DyNama: i’d still like a segway
  
• 10:34:01: #4sq is down so i cant check in. i'm having a breakfast bowl at @BurgerKing. yum!
  
• 11:22:54: That "smoking...causes 400,000 premature deaths in the USA each year...is a total fabrication." --Brignell 2000
  
• 11:28:13: where on earth did "mamaw" & "papaw" come from? i dont care for it. what's wrong w/"grandma" & "grandpa"?
  
• 13:36:21: @rxw74 ah. by the time i was 5, i only had my paternal grandfather & maternal grandmother left & both lived 400mi away
  
• 14:06:17: i have a ton of porn & pinups i havent looked at yet. if i had a faster internet connexion or more storage, i’d just have more unseen stuff
  
• 16:25:27: i imagine millions of #atheist s live a “Dont Ask Dont Tell” life
  
• 16:27:42: @davesib, how come u cant remember to check twitter every day the same way u used to check icq for msgs from me
  
• 16:28:49: @VeronikaG i’ve been an #atheist a long time yet there’s still some i’ve never told
  
• 16:30:37: i just cant use cutesy phrases like “grim sleeper” or “pineapple express”
  
• 16:31:54: the tv show #Monk once made fun of naming a serial killer
  
• 16:34:08: @VeronikaG when i have finally told ppl, some have said “i had a feeling…”
  
• 16:39:27: @davesib a promo for Fareed Sakaria on CNN says that Britain taxes consumption instead of income, the US should listen
  
• 16:42:00: @davesib Fareed’s CNN show is on at 10a and 1p sunday
  
• 19:55:59: i got invited over to my lupus neighbor Angie's for hot choc w/strawberry marshmallows w/her granddaughters 6 & 11
  
• 19:56:31: then stayed for lasagna and brownies!
  
• 20:00:22: @VeronikaG i do the exact same one, thoughts rather than prayers. i'm "out" enuf that ppl even ask me to have positive thoughts for them
  
• 20:01:34: my neighbor's granddaughter Kinz wants to tweet but cant write yet
  
• 20:03:40: @carissarho i hadnt heard that Prince was touring
  
• 20:15:31: Angie didnt yell at me but directed her granddaughters to sit elsewhere cuz i kept getting them in trouble
  
• 20:16:15: she is the biggest control freak i know
  
• 20:17:42: a chunk of her ear just came off. that's the lupus.
  
• 20:34:17: Angie just bot The Expendables on demand. she didnt ask what i wanted to watch. she never does.
  
• 20:35:27: she's actually changed the channel knowing i want to watch what's coming on
  
• 22:44:24: ended up watching The Expendables w/Angie & Co. i hadnt intended to so i didnt pay much attention at the beginning
  
• 22:45:27: i’m home now, trying to get my feet warm
  

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From Twitter 12-17-2010

• 01:00:48: wow, @Sierra is gorgeous!
  
• 01:28:00: oops @Sierra spells her name @Ciara
  
• 01:59:30: i was playing around w/little utilities from www.DonationCoder.com. 1 was a prgm that crops a window. i accidently cropped my taskbar
  
• 02:21:14: i couldnt figure how to turn it off & even started to reboot but somehow managed to turn off the prgm
  
• 02:42:00: i luv the 70th Anniversary Edition of the Wizard of Oz on dvd! it’s the director’s cut with 2 alternate endings
  
• 02:44:56: .@ChelseaHandler looks very nice on this episode!
  
• 02:49:19: i did see a ballet movie once! years ago, it was called Turning Point
  
• 02:50:11: holliday weight gain is pretty much a myth
  
• 02:58:17: @Tim_in_CT i’m going to bed, i have a christmas party 2mrro! PAAARTEEE!
  
• 03:05:14: Two things you should never watch being made: sausage and legislation. –H.L. Mencken?
  
• 03:18:08: Is Twitter really worth $3.7billion? - The Independent http://ind.pn/huvwW0
  
• 18:27:26: @GavWard but twitter isnt yet making a profit, & it’s hard to imagine how twitter will ever be monetized
  
• 18:43:40: “4x it was inaccurate to claim…that modern children were less physically active than children of prev generations.” pg2 http://j.mp/9zFQAb
  
• 18:47:55: “This lawsuit against the Happy Meal is 1 of the most frivolous and absurd of my career.” –Pacific Legal Foundation
  
• 18:49:41: it is not enuf to say “P.A.D leads to increased risked for stroke.” i want to be told exactly how much increased risk
  
• 18:51:48: 2 in a million is double the risk of a 1-in-a-million event but still miniscule, not worth worrying about
  
• 18:53:02: say Linda @LHopeD, plz send me a tweet once a month just so i know you’re still there
  
• 18:55:10: i forgot to check in on #4sq but i had lunch today at Ponderosa! prime rib! i got a last-minute invite to Community Action’s Xmas party!
  
• 19:02:00: i love stories about ppl being charitable but i worry that the religion of most Americans only encourages it at this time of year
  
• 19:06:02: #LarryKing was canceled due to extremely low ratings. sometimes he didnt even beat #JoyBehar on #HLN
  
• 19:08:19: 18,930 tweets #tweetcount, only 70 more to № 19,000! Fri 708pm #timechk
  
• 19:13:03: Yippee Kai Yai! i got the book i’ve been waiting for‼ http://j.mp/9zFQAb
  
• 23:20:11: #shutup @nightline! speculation about whether anyone is running for President in 2 years is not news
  

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From Twitter 12-16-2010

• 02:56:51: nikki minaj is gorgeous!
  
• 02:59:28: “chucking wood” to me means chewing on it or eating it
  
• 03:17:54: woman sues @McDonalds over #happymeal http://j.mp/eM1u6L pathetic! mcd’s food is good & good for kids
  
• 03:23:05: humans are the only animal dumb enough to convince themselves that the food they want to eat is not the food they ought to eat
  
• 03:26:00: RT @mpesce: Colbert: "Mark Zuckerberg is Time's Man of the Year. Sorry, Julian Assange; I guess you didn't violate enough peoples' privacy!"
  
• 03:42:07: my cats have been ignoring me all night. the minute i think it’s time for bed, bang, they’re both here in my lap
  
• 03:52:29: i think most commercials showing women drooling over shirtless men were written by men
  
• 03:54:23: not a one of the dozen shirtless men in the latest @oldnavy commercial has any chest hair
  
• 03:58:12: there’s nothing new. Shelly Winters talked about sleeping in the cold to lose weight way back on the Merv Griffin show
  
• 03:59:28: include me out RT @Zoe_E_W @DyNama Body shavers: they’re the “in” Christmas gift for guys this year.
  
• 04:02:17: @Zoe_E_W does it make a difference whether he’s ripped or not?
  
• 04:11:01: snowing good right now
  
• 04:12:13: my tuesday meeting was canceled due to the weather, now my thursday meeting is canceled too
  
• 04:12:58: book to be delivered “on or before 14 Dec” still not here :(
  
• 04:13:42: i think i’m going to withdraw money from my investment club to buy a new computer
  
• 04:18:25: @Tim_in_CT i’m cold! i’m thinking HOT beverages! the nearest strip club is 60miles away!
  
• 04:25:46: .@jenny0101 dogs think “they care for me, play with me, they must be god.” cats think “they care for me, play with me, i must be god.”
  
• 04:27:46: it’s bedtime
  
• 04:29:56: .@GertudeBeisch78 i dont need to lose weight. few ppl do. good luck keeping it off.
  
• 04:34:00: @jenny0101 i actually tell my cats “it’s bedtime” hoping that they’ll settle down. doesnt always work
  
• 12:08:55: RT @Syfy: I'm giving away this GORGEOUS Syfy messenger bag to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 12/17 - http://twitpic.com/20r7yc
  
• 12:17:55: the woman in me says that’s nonsense! RT @CartierMoney I bet in the year 2011 everybody will claim to be androgynous
  
• 12:24:50: Newspapers Layoff 2805+ in 2010, 34K in 3 years - FishbowlLA http://t.co/pWUTHNP via @fishbowlla
  
• 12:34:49: № of ppl ≥55 in workforce might hit 28mill in '10, even as the proportion of ppl 16-24 hits lowest level since 1948 - http://t.co/hzvetfC
  
• 13:03:41: i need to find the guts to ask out total strangers like the @chilis commercials
  
• 13:05:23: @CartierMoney yep, that’s me…for better or worse
  
• 13:25:19: that’s all you have to offer, @aleve? less swallowing?
  
• 13:33:48: yep, gorgeous hair! (@leroisugar)http://yfrog.com/h2llmsj
  
• 13:36:59: @LeRoiSUGAR yep, gorgeous hair!
  
• 14:19:02: #shutup @yoplait! she didnt have any black forest cake, she had black-forest-cake-flavored goo. that was a lie.
  
• 16:10:06: RT @OTOOLEFAN: Worrying about earmarks is like worrying about a loose screw on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.
  
• 18:46:24: @CartierMoney it’s smart of you to ask and not just presume i’m using a picture of a movie star i found on the net
  
• 19:03:30: ah-ha! @dannon has to pay fine & withdraw claims for @activia! claims about promoting “regularity” were not proven! http://nyti.ms/gT118B
  
• 19:15:26: @CartierMoney i understand being busy. respond when–and if–you feel like it. Lambchop is so cute!
  

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From Twitter 12-15-2010

• 11:11:40: food is a sensual pleasure! RT @MzStarrBurst Every day I tell myself I don’t need food to live. Then I go right back to eating it. Smh
  
• 11:16:00: my eye bank meeting in #Columbus was cancelled due to cold weather (!) so i didnt even get dressed, stayed in pajamas all day
  
• 11:17:52: #shutup #geico! “recognize you? Toledo? ‘03?” do geckos even live 7 years?
  
• 11:21:14: since repairman reinstalled #winXP, my screen has looked awful. text looks blobby, no kerning
  
• 11:23:50: i changed “smooth edges of screen fonts” to “clear type” and that seems to have helped!
  
• 11:27:08: i don’t think any of this year’s #RockAndRoll #HallOfFame inductees deserve induction. ##TomWaits? DarleneLove #DrJohn? maybe #NeilDiamond
  
• 11:29:57: .@TonyHarrisCNN said #DarleneLove sang backup for #Elvis. if so, the Jordanaires deserve to be in the #RRHOF even more
  
• 11:33:37: graphic on @RobinMeade said “AAA: 92.2million to fly” for the hollidays but she *said* most will drive. only 6million will fly, no?
  
• 11:36:19: call me naive but i went to college without ever having had a serious drink of alcohol & had never been offered pot–back in the 70s!
  
• 11:41:16: ah, comfort food! RT @EmAgain Ok, laptop issues too depressing. I’m opening the chocolates.
  
• 12:00:26: .@EmAgain what model of Dell are u having trouble with? i want to buy a Dell Inspiron 2950 17in
  
• 12:10:11: @EmAgain my Dell Inspiron 8600 is 6½ yrs old, giving me problems. hard disk fried a month ago
  
• 13:17:27: what percentage of the 600million #facebook users actually use it? i bet it’s pretty small. i dont use it much
  
• 13:52:46: @EmAgain was there an event that suddenly changed the computer? can you do a system restore, rollback to a day when it worked good?
  
• 16:03:39: @EmAgain what does the blue screen say?
  
• 16:06:14: my lupus neighbor just rang my phone but didnt say anything. i’ll check on her after i finish a bowl of soup
  
• 16:10:57: sometimes the mic in this #pantech phone cuts out & i have to “reboot” the phone
  
• 16:11:43: my lupus neighbor Angie just invited me over for hot chocolate!
  

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From Twitter 12-14-2010

• 00:52:02: wow the #infiniti commercial is mean! he threw his neighbor’s car off a mountain and took his parking space!
  
• 03:31:55: fire over the weekend claimed 3 lives. news reported the family had 3 space heaters on that night. i have 3 space heaters on
  
• 03:35:59: finished it? RT @davesib @DyNama I’m about half way through the ebook.
  
• 13:01:06: it took about a dozen tries to get my #seagate 2T drive to boot up this morning, plugging & unplugging.
  
• 13:02:36: my #seagate #freeagent 2T drive went offline overnight in the middle of a task reading data from the disk
  
• 15:48:43: .@davesib i sure dont
  
• 15:50:28: @AskSeagate winXP on a 6½ yr old Dell laptop. i have 4 ext hard drives plugged in but this #freeagent 2T drive falls off every so often
  
• 15:53:50: @AskSeagate thanx for the reply! no, the puta stays on all the time. i say #freeagent but it calls itself “Expansion Drive”
  
• 15:55:57: @davesib the puta i’m looking at came down $100! i’d like to get it. order it online, pick it up at #BestBuy.
  
• 15:56:56: @davesib i’m feeling selfish/guilty cuz i’ve told family i cant afford xmas presents
  
• 16:01:11: @AskSeagate yes, a powered hub plugged into another powered hub! but it does it even when plugged directly into 1 of 2 usb ports
  
• 16:02:23: @AskSeagate i use 1 port for the 1st hub, the other port for LAN-to-USB DSL internet connection
  
• 16:09:40: @AskSeagate they are not actually farther than 6ft away which isnt to say the cords are not 6ft long, tho i dont think so
  
• 16:10:39: @AskSeagate seagate manager says the drive is healthy
  
• 16:14:23: @AskSeagate it’s an Inspiron 8600 bot in may 2004, i dont know what the chipset is or how to update the drivers
  
• 16:16:58: @AskSeagate & that’s what i do! sometimes nothing happens (no autoplay), sometimes an error msg saying “unknown device”
  
• 16:19:31: @AskSeagate 40gb internal hard disk fried last month, repairman installed winXP Professional, erased everything but My Documents
  
• 16:51:56: @AskSeagate i installed the chipset drivers but i cant reboot at the mo, the puta is busy while the 2T drive is working good
  
• 16:54:48: @AskSeagate repairman did put a Dell/drivers folder on C: drive, i overwrote his R58370 chipset files
  
• 16:56:06: @AskSeagate but he did not install a touchpad driver, just a “ps/2 compatible mouse” driver
  
• 16:57:12: @AskSeagate thanx for your help! i’ll get back to u
  
• 17:04:39: @davesib not good. u think chad and josh are busy?
  
• 17:06:00: .@AskSeagate no prob. merry christmas!
  
• 17:07:26: @davesib seagate replied to my tweets and offered some help
  
• 17:10:02: @davesib u prob went home 3 min after that twet so i’ll see ya 2mrro
  
• 17:27:09: i have 4 ext hard drives online all the time: 120gb iome.ga, 300gb wd, 1T freeagent, 2T fa expansion drive. once i had only 4gb!
  
• 20:50:15: the larger the organism, the fewer calories per pound are needed to sustain life. larger animals are more efficient
  
• 20:53:45: sellers of the book i’m waiting for said it’d be delivered “on or before 14 Dec” but they were wrong :(
  
• 22:44:53: @MzStarrBurst here i am! i wonder why crest and pepsodent dont worry about eroding enamel
  
• 22:51:17: @MzStarrBurst i heard enamel is 1 of the hardest substances on earth. when archeologists dig up a million yr old fossil it still has teeth!
  
• 23:47:25: i know a guy who used to be hyper-emotional like Speaker Boehner. he carried a “crying towel” everywhere he went
  
• 23:57:22: @JailBurst i don’t really know, but i’m suspicious of info from commercials, especially if only 1 advertiser is saying it
  
• 23:58:53: @JailBurst most advertisers dont have a strong commitment to the truth
  

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From Twitter 12-13-2010

• 12:03:41: what good does it do to assign a number to road conditions during a weather emergency? they always have to explain what it means
  
• 15:37:59: Check this video out -- GLEE - "Forget You" Full Performance feat. Gwyneth Paltrow! http://t.co/m6W4rGd via @youtube
  
• 16:05:08: cee lo’s version of the song is good too. i wouldnt have recognized gymeth paltrow, i dont think i’ve seen any of her movies
  
• 16:17:43: the computer i’d like to buy has come down in price $100! it’s now $800
  
• 16:36:54: reporter on @wkrc told us to be downwind while pushing snow off cars or u’ll get a faceful. he meant upwind
  
• 17:16:31: the new child nutrition act is a big mistake
  
• 17:19:47: kids may possibly be hungry enough to eat cheerios but they won’t like it. many would rather go hungry than eat broccoli
  
• 17:21:57: you can lead a child to rice krispies but you can’t make him/her eat
  
• 22:12:01: thanks #dayquil, for turning his cold into pneumonia
  

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From Twitter 12-12-2010

• 00:12:32: #Bush41’s pardon of #CasparWeinberger is the 1st time a Pres pardoned someone who, if he went to trial, might call the Pres as a witness
  
• 00:18:05: live and learn RT @Jamblasted I was a bad mom tonight. It’s too much to explain, but I made a mistake. I feel terrible.
  
• 00:27:34: @briandgregory pleasant dreams
  
• 01:11:53: my car turned over 150,000 miles tonight. i drove 55,000 of them in 10½ years
  
• 01:26:59: finished reading a nystery today. yet again our heroine didnt know whodunit until murderer tries to kill her :(
  
• 01:28:29: worse yet, she immediately goes over the clues in her head with which she *should* have solved it
  
• 01:30:53: some of those were new info we the reader didnt have, so the author didnt play fair
  
• 01:34:16: .@Tim_in_CT enjoy! i’m having some HOT CHOCOLATE!
  
• 01:37:13: a cop in this mystery got hurt twice, making him seem incompetant, yet all the characters could see when he got aroused by our heroine
  
• 01:40:01: our heroine was clutzy, having embarrassing accidents that the author must have thought would be funny. i just cringed
  
• 01:41:42: still, BION i did enjoy the book, and i would read the next in the series if she ever writes one.
  
• 01:45:22: but i love classic mysteries. no n’er-do-well ever tried to kill Hercule Poirot! the detective should solve it from clues, not be surprised
  
• 01:47:12: essentially the last dozen modern mysteries i’ve read had the murderer confess to the bewildered detective. unsatisfactory.
  
• 02:05:42: i am just a few months older than Dayle Hinman, profiler on @TruTV’s Body Of Evidence
  
• 02:38:45: Dayle Hinman’s Body Of Evidence started in 2002, the same year her husband John Farrell quit as chief of Prince George’s Co MD Police Dept
  
• 02:56:34: @imdb lists only 18 eps of Body Of Evidence in 1 place, 39 in another. @TVGuide lists 109 episodes
  
• 03:31:17: @SoopDeVille 50-something isnt old‼
  
• 03:36:28: 330a & it still aint snowing. we’re predicted to have an inch on the ground by morning #timechk
  
• 03:42:42: lol! RT @SoopDeVille Old lady with a body was totally a G.I.L.F
  
• 03:50:37: @yesitismia i luv spaghetti!
  
• 03:59:44: @yesitismia well, you’re right, smaller not bigger. i like spaghetti made w/angel hair the best.
  
• 04:02:39: @LindaKennero your b-day? happy birthday!
  
• 04:04:45: @LindaKennero ah, then happy birthday to your daughter!
  
• 04:15:54: @TheNakedHustler good advice!
  
• 04:21:10: RT @GottaLaff: BREAKING: Alaska Superior Court rules against Joe Miller, “no proof of fraud” http://bit.ly/gErJWI
  
• 04:25:30: i am just stunned poker has become a spectator sport
  
• 04:31:23: @jenny0101 i cant imagine. it’s not like you can even learn anything by watching!
  
• 04:35:11: lol RT @shewhoisAnna @jenny0101 *looks sheepish* *raises her hand*
  
• 10:45:14: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 10:53:35: @davesib biscuits & gravy, yum!
  
• 10:56:01: @jenny0101 lol, i havent played a video games since pong, but i catch myself *watching* ppl play video games!
  
• 11:53:31: @davesib i still miss Wendys b&g, i think everybody else's is bland. McD's aint bad tho
  
• 11:55:43: @yesitismia i must admit i hadnt heard of whole wheat spaghetti. i'll have to try it
  
• 11:57:06: @santasdevil cute lol
  
• 11:58:10: @AdrianneCurry eating is good and good for you! eat something!
  
• 11:59:20: @MzStarrBurst i presume ur talking weaves, but "lacefront" always makes me think of lingerie!
  
• 12:02:32: @sznq ppl tell me i over-analyze jokes!
  
• 12:15:40: I'm at Kmart (1249 North High St, Fenner Lane, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/aDH7H9
  
• 14:03:31: 1 of my cats scratches in his litterbox for 5min, his idea of a good time
  
• 14:04:32: the other cat scratches his litterbox, the floor & the wall, for 2min & doesnt get a grain of sand on the heap
  
• 15:51:05: @davesib i meant to ask
  
• 16:09:26: does @geico really save u money? do woodchucks chuck wood? NO!
  
• 16:43:32: i dont believe it! i just dont believe @animalplanet is airing shows that have NOTHING to do with animals! that is #JustWrong :(
  
• 16:49:56: the chief autopsy surgeon on #JFK was not a ME, he was a veterinarian
  
• 17:02:02: i just rec’d email that FOX thinks i infringed copyright by downloading a torrent. should i respond?
  
• 18:41:05: just reinstalled a little utility copyrighted 1997! i’m sure there’s modern ones but i’m used to this one
  

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From Twitter 12-11-2010

• 00:58:34: i said “brother, if you only knew, you’d wish that you were in my shoes.” you just keep on using me, till you use me up.
  
• 01:28:25: .@subway, i’d probably give that hot blonde my subway melt, but she’s too skinny to ever eat it, she’s prob giving it to some other guy
  
• 01:40:21: #shutup @mikerowe! it’s pretty egotistical for you to say your jeans make your butt look good. no one ever says that about himself
  
• 01:43:19: my new year’s resolutions! RT @Tim_in_CT @DyNama Stay home ‼ Dont work! Drink COLD BEEER ‼‼‼
  
• 01:44:28: #MaxHeadroom has come a long way, to #Eureka
  
• 01:47:14: @Tim_in_CT i’m too old! no one wants to hire me! COLD BEER!
  
• 01:53:55: most of the surprise gifts in the jewelry commercials are just stupid. or am i being unromantic?
  
• 01:57:47: naaah! RT @Tim_in_CT @DyNama Do u want to work?? COLD BEER ‼
  
• 02:04:44: @Tim_in_CT i’ve been told it’s over, but they’re still paying me while i appeal!
  
• 02:21:03: i told somebody on twitter that i thought chelsea handler is good looking, but not on this episode!
  
• 04:26:27: “Our calculations assume that all excess mortality in obese people is due to their obesity.” In other words, any death…→
  
• 04:28:18: of a fat person - even if they’re hit by a bus it seems – is due to their fatness. http://to.ly/8Ut5
  
• 04:33:07: the deterrent value of capital punishment hasnt been proven. in fact the states that execute the most have some of the highest murder rates
  
• 04:35:37: in 1998 the NIH changed the definition of overweight from BMIs > 27 to > 25, instantly making some 29million more Americans overweight.
  
• 05:17:27: didnt sleep well Wed night, overslept Thu night, now here it is Fri night i havent been to bed yet. no insomnia, just havent got around 2it
  
• 05:30:27: if you punch me while you’re playing a game, you’re going to get punched right back
  
• 05:44:03: i need a smarter sleep timer on my tv. i want it low volume to go the sleep but i want it higher volume to wake me up
  
• 05:47:16: when i was young i deprived myself of sleep & freq got very sleepy while driving. now i get 5hrs a night & rarely drive sleepy
  
• 16:37:31: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/d2l5aF
  
• 17:15:39: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  
• 19:11:11: I'm at McDonald's (1272 Rombach Ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/9pdkBH
  
• 20:08:14: I'm at Walmart (540 Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/bfOWFu
  
• 21:00:11: i wonder how the Celtic Woman fiddler dances around without tangling her hair in the strings of her fiddle
  
• 22:26:58: #shutup @mastercard! if my kids passed out while opening presents, i’d take them to the doctor
  
• 22:40:21: only 8 of the 494 fugitives who have been on the Ten Most Wanted List are women
  
• 22:51:27: the McDonalds gang was trying to tell me that George H W Bush, #Bush41, was a longtime director of CIA. i was sure they were wrong
  
• 22:58:42: @Noadi they were sure he had been director when JFK was killed!
  
• 23:03:11: @Noadi i even mentioned Dulles “the guy the airport’s named after”, tho he was fired before the assassination
  
• 23:08:10: RT @CruzanChoklate: the fact that Courtney is almost up to 150k tweets is just..
  

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