- 00:25:27: #shutup radioshack! Santa falling off the roof isnt funny. he may have been killed.
- 11:57:18: whew, @SandraEndoCNN is beautiful!
- 12:07:46: i luv oapmeal! do u like those flavored kinds? RT @MzStarrBurst Hot chocolate, oapmeal, and a brownie for lunch.
- 12:14:24: “I’m sure I’m right, hun,” Rudolph said, “cuz Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
- 12:17:27: @MzStarrBurst i like maple & brown sugar flavor, which is almost the same
- 12:19:57: we’ve already got more than half of the snow we normally get all season
- 12:23:00: @Hot_tober got another job lined up?
- 12:27:45: @CateyeMinty u know, i’ve never made a snow angel? parent were religious but never talked about angels
- 12:59:03: Stress can neither be defined nor measured
- 13:01:45: i’m not spending xmas with family, and will probably not see anyone
- 13:06:37: one problem with astrology is the notion that there’s only 12 types of people in the world
- 13:10:18: @Breathless74 a do-it-yourself concussion, what a novel concept @dausonlovi
- 13:28:02: #castrol had to use longhairs in their commercial so u could see their hair blowing
- 13:31:57: @davesib nothing much, how about you? i think i got approved to continue receiving unemploymt. sent family post-its in lieu of presents
- 13:33:35: like soldiers, combat dogs are frequently redeployed to the middle east
- 13:43:36: @davesib what are your plans for christmas?
- 13:44:54: i mute the @ATT commercial about tacos, too mean
- 14:03:22: @davesib you’ve been working in hillsboro?
- 14:04:58: @davesib i hope u dont mind being a receptionist
- 14:07:10: 14 months after being laid off, it’s still hard to believe i dont work there any more
- 14:08:32: .@davesib ur using “wk” as abbreviation for both “work” and “week” in the same sentence!
- 14:10:07: clerk on @Progressive ad says “it wasnt me! u think i could do something that awesome?” i wouldnt ask that if i were u
- 14:11:52: @Tim_in_CT i’ll drink to that!
- 14:19:15: what on earth is the guy singing on the pepsi refresh commercial? it sounds like “won traviall”
- 15:43:44: #shutup #zales! why does every guy in the ads give the jewelry to the girl on the street? are they homeless?
- 15:45:38: oh yeah #zales, why dont any of the guys wrap the jewelry as a present and let her open it? too cheap to buy wrapping paper?
- 15:56:35: #shutup #enbrel! i dont think your patients moving in slow-motion is a very good testimonial
- 19:16:46: whew, tough day at the mall. i was stranded for almost an hour when the escalator got stuck
- 19:20:56: i used to like Mariah, i bot her 1st 2 albums, but now i dont care for her or her singing
- 19:23:39: Prince William did break up with Kate, on an April 11, but had gotten back together with her by May 26. that’s love.
- 19:27:26: did @LadyGaga’s meat dress really lay on her bare skin? or did she have a liner of some sort? bare meat would be cold, no?
- 19:35:59: @slynnks1 yeah, that’s what i would think. & in warm weather, it’d draw flies
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