- 01:53:41: Chevy Chase is the unfunniest comedian ever
- 01:55:44: Sting once said, to a reporter who insisted on calling him by his real name, "come on, man, even my mother calls me Sting."
- 01:57:35: @celtfiddler i looove eggs!
- 02:04:38: book i read about how to tell when ppl are scamming u considers Listerine to be a good example. every penny Listerine has made is fraudulent
- 02:40:21: Chelsey Lately's laffs mostly come from laughter being contagious
- 02:52:09: #shutup dave & busters! $15.99 doesnt get u much at other restaurants?! u can feed 4 or 5 on $16 at @McDonalds
- 03:10:54: it doesnt matter who decides, govt or parents, what kids eat for lunch if both act upon erroneous information
- 03:13:21: we arent bigger, we're healthier! this is what food security looks like!
- 03:14:28: tho there are in fact starving ppl in America, and some of them not by choice
- 03:28:20: RT @BarackMcBush: @JoeNBC What would Jesus think of Tax Cuts for the Rich?: Luke 18:25 or Matthew 19:24 ,Your Pick...
- 03:29:56: seriously? RT @glitterplease: Calling a suicide hotline. Seriously.
- 03:31:58: does anyone who thought we should've let GM go bankrupt now think we should let USA go bankrupt? hey, market rules!
- 03:34:45: maybe in a year or two, the US auto industry will have recovered enuf to bail out the US
- 03:39:21: if a hurricane or tornado hit my house, i dont think i'd need to rescue my bibles. having them didnt help so far
- 03:41:04: @Tim_in_CT happy anniversary!
- 09:43:10: i like seeding a torrent when only a few other ppl are too. i'm one of 15 ppl in the whole world sharing this file
- 09:56:35: #shutup @fedex! i dont get the exchange student ad. why does he put up his hood? what is soccer rehersal & why does he wear a tie to it?
- 11:12:34: @Zoe_E_W i always wonder that too. what’s in it for the spammers? surely no one buys anything from them.
- 11:23:18: MzStarrBurst’s back!! MzStarrBurst’s back!! yay! RT @MzStarrBurst I’m out of jail. Welcome me.
- 11:24:31: @Zoe_E_W wow. i need some income, maybe i need to look into spamming! i’ll be the best spammer ever!
- 11:29:07: oh-oh RT @SimpleeKayla The guy behind “Laugh At LeBron” is a Celtics fan.
- 11:32:21: @Zoe_E_W good point, but it sounds like more work. i need something eeeasy
- 11:40:24: .@KarenAlloy playing guitar w/ur tongue! didnt Jimi Hendrix do that? but he had strings on his guitar
- 11:44:10: @Zoe_E_W well, yeah, doesnt everyone? making a living making luv, that sounds nice. but i hear they arent hiring either :(
- 11:47:41: you’d think having a standard for how high car bumpers are off the ground would be a no-brainer
- 11:52:36: @Zoe_E_W i could do that! but so far i’ve been notoriously unsuccessful w/the ladies. so the producer fixing me up would create 2 jobs!
- 13:08:32: .@Zoe_E_W so that would stimulate the economy!
- 13:24:04: fact: fat people almost never commit suicide
- 13:25:06: RT @Librehombre: Those who walk away from faith find a sense of relief and independence when they finally decide to leave it all behind. ...
- 13:41:28: bariatric surgery doesnt actually accomplish anything. you still have to lose the weight yourself...the same as without the surgery
- 13:46:50: i like Warren Buffett type billionaires much more than Oprah Winfrey type billionaires
- 13:49:16: @HertaPirainoLHU i dont need to lose weight, thank you. in fact most ppl don't
- 13:52:42: i looove @Progressive's Flo's rich red lipstick
- 13:53:50: we do not actually know how much children should weigh.
- 13:55:29: a "risk factor" is not the same thing as a "risk"
- 14:00:05: studies usually lump "overweight" and "obesity" together even though they have wildly different health prospects
- 14:04:04: .@alivelshi, a sextillion is a thousand billion billion. that probably doesnt help either
- 14:08:37: even if there were evidence that skinny ppl have longer lives than fat ppl, it doesnt follow that fat ppl becoming skinny →
- 14:09:42: will lengthen their lives. that is a hypothesis that has to be proved…and hasnt been.
- 14:11:52: if you hear that red cars have more crashes than other colors so u paint ur red car blue, have u really done anything to reduce ur risk?
- 14:16:44: obesity may or may not increase risk of heart disease, we dont know. all we know is it puts u in a group that has more heart disease →
- 14:19:11: ←that’s not the same thing. that obesity *causes* heart disease is a hypothesis that has to be proved…and hasnt been.
- 14:45:23: I hate suburbia and the bourgeoisie but i really love my bank
- 15:08:14: worrying about the deficit is nuts. we have no intention of ever paying that back
- 15:41:35: awaiting a book from Guernsey, GY United Kingdom. they say 3-10 days. it’s been 3
- 15:44:25: i just noticed the order tracker says “on or before 14 dec”. i can get pretty impatient about mail order
- 16:21:51: Hanukkah “remains a relatively minor holiday that places no restrictions on working, attending school or other activities.”--History Channel
- 16:24:25: i usually like Tom Selleck but he seems to mumble a lot on his new tv series
- 16:28:27: anyone know the history not of Hanukkah but of the Hanukkah oil miracle story?
- 16:37:09: it only took about 700 years before anyone wrote down the Hanukkah miracle of the oil
- 16:45:04: wow is right: Fabio is looking old
- 16:46:29: Undercover Boss has strong ties to #Cincinnati. yay!
- 16:47:06: i should become a dietician
- 16:49:38: cookies made w/ingredients swapped for the fat and sugar can properly be called diet cookies…cuz no one will eat them
- 16:50:55: i’ve been up 7hrs, havent eaten anything yet.
- 16:52:12: why does stomach-altering surgery have better PR than boob-altering surgery?
- 18:10:55: getting in a visit with my lupus neighbor Angie. except for a quick hi on Sunday, havent visited for almost 2 wks
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