- 00:07:03: boy #DaveLetterman is grouchy today. and not funny.
- 00:08:40: #DaveLetterman is making the toy expert look bad
- 17:10:39: lots of tweets about foot fetish. i got nothing for feet, no shoe fetish either, but i looooove high heels being worn
- 19:25:28: look, ladies, having children isnt an accomplishment. ‘twas always thus. billions of women have had children
- 19:36:51: .@JenniferHudson would not have won an #oscar if she’d have lost the weight earlier
- 20:03:05: in 1820, u could barely find a mention on christmas in US newspapers. by 1830 it was not unusual
- 20:07:03: George Washington crossed the Delaware River and defeated the Hessians on Christmas Eve 1776 cuz they celebrated Christmas and he didnt
- 20:43:02: .@BestBuy’s website said order today, pick up today. i ordered by 2p, have not yet been emailed that i could pick it up, 6½ hrs later
- 20:55:03: #shutup zales! the expression on her face when he gives her jewelry is the same as it would be if he pulled out a knife to stab her
- 21:08:50: #shutup charmin! no one would know if the bear’s TP left pieces behind if he didnt walk around naked, like bears are wont to do
- 21:18:45: when they fume objects on CSI w/superglue, are the fumes poisonous? i’d try it if i knew they werent
- 21:32:02: in fact, @bestbuy, i havent even got email confirmation of my order 7½ later
- 22:07:05: so @bestbuy had said item was available at the store when i placed the order but then said it wasnt but didnt email to tell me
- 22:09:09: i just called @bestbuy and got them to change pickup to another store. i wish i hadnt waited 7hrs before checking status on the web
- 23:55:23: #shutup @mikerowe #ford! 33mpg is good but not wow
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