From Twitter 03-16-2011

• 00:20:48: the situation said lots of funny jokes but nobody laughed. if #leno said the same jokes, he'd've gotten laffs
  
• 00:24:57: @royorbs3 i was thinking it was painful too
  
• 00:27:49: @royorbs3 i guess some ppl just cant tell jokes
  
• 00:30:53: they keep calling #Trump a good sport, but i wonder if he'll let any of these comedians work in his casinos
  
• 00:47:28: hey, @MarleeMatlin was terrific and gorgeous on the #Trump #Roast
  
• 00:52:31: who's nate dogg?
  
• 01:44:27: whoosh, #PeggyBunker is gorgeous!
  
• 11:52:46: my cats are mixing it up, 2nd time today
  
• 16:16:15: heading to a 6p mtg. i know i'm uncharacteristically early, but i intend to stop for coffee on the way
  
• 16:19:37: @GreenGoddessVV it's nice that all those articles are collected in 1 place, no?
  
• 16:21:27: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/egjYFe
  
• 20:05:52: back home from my #Lions 65th Charter Night Cmte mtg and dinner w/Jeannie at Taco Bell
  
• 21:54:17: @GreenGoddessVV durn i keep looking for a liberal hero/heroine, somebody as famous as as the big conservatives, hoped Arianna was it
  
• 21:55:35: call me a middle-age white guy, but i truly had never heard of #NateDogg. #RIP
  
• 22:00:15: i've never been a union member but i am solidly #prolabor. i think highly of entrepreneurs but i dont worship them
  
• 22:03:50: lol RT @Zed_Lepplin: The Denver Post hired extra ppl just to delete my comments. #ICreateJobs
  
• 22:06:09: @MissAnthropy15 day-glo green! looks delish!
  
• 22:28:19: personally i think the #ncaa tourney should be fewer teams, but double-elimination in the 1st round
  
• 22:30:37: @brittfromcle2 what's irritating you?
  
• 22:43:15: What obesity crisis?‼ Life expectancy rises and death rate dips, CDC report says- -http://is.gd/eeL3TN
  
• 23:06:02: steve martin talking about twitter on #letterman
  
• 23:28:37: gawd, #SelenaGomeza has great legs!
  
• 23:56:38: #shutup 5-hour energy! u may be a lot of things, but a substitute/replacement/alternative to coffee ur not. i dont think ur a lot of things
  

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