From Twitter 03-17-2011

• 00:03:53: @craftyred i luv my coffee, but i drink it for the sensation not the stimulation
  
• 00:10:59: @craftyred i'm afraid i luv the foo foo stuff! cinnamon vanilla nut creamer, caramel apple, &c
  
• 00:15:09: @dazzleeyes i've never tried it. i'm afraid it'll make my heart race! @craftyred
  
• 00:18:54: @dazzleeyes i only drink 1 or 2 pops a day and they have to be different flavors, like a coke & orange soda
  
• 00:20:33: lol, so the doc is doing the labor RT @craftyred: @DyNama I'm #prolabor too, way too many cesarean sections being done in hospitals.
  
• 00:21:52: @craftyred a friend had a baby, i asked "how was the delivery" she said "i had cearean" i sais "i didnt ask about the salads!"
  
• 00:25:57: i dont get the #twix commercial. why are 2 guys in suits playing human curling?
  
• 00:28:25: @SagDec15 hello? hello?
  
• 00:30:42: @SagDec15 lol, finally!
  
• 00:31:53: @SagDec15 i'm only getting a cpl tweets a minute at the mo. but i am using most of my bandwidth downloading porn
  
• 00:35:17: @SagDec15 i couldnt get it slow enuf! tweets would scroll down as i was reading them @Reilly4Sanity
  
• 00:36:28: @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity i was pressing refresh wondering where my tweets were
  
• 00:40:03: i generally wont watch repeats of late-night tv, sorry #conan, #johnstewart, and #stephencolbert
  
• 00:42:11: i just think all 600 of my followees went to the bathroom at the same time @Reilly4Sanity @SagDec15
  
• 00:52:11: say #milkywaycaramel, how come the swimmers in the pool of caramel just float there, dont swim?
  
• 00:59:17: my ufcking computer just rebooted when i walked away from it. i thot it doesnt do that on win7
  
• 01:06:28: ouch RT @101er: in 3 years my savings account has gone from $51,000 - $950. I wish I had more to show for it.
  
• 01:36:42: i *should* think the woman on the nightline commercial is a goddess, long black hair, tight red top, built, but my 1st thot is she's lumpy
  
• 01:37:40: i think the commercial is lighted wrong
  
• 01:42:27: @Reilly4Sanity no i missed it. was it funny?
  
• 01:51:00: @Reilly4Sanity wow that's a big mistake! that would be so weird. he does look splotchy on http://es.pn/enOxxx
  
• 01:55:41: sending tweets is failing for me RT @Reilly4Sanity: @SagDec15 only for a minute that time
  
• 02:01:04: @Reilly4Sanity @SagDec15 my twitter app twhirl tells me sending failed, sometimes 2 or 3 times
  
• 02:01:18: Roger Goodell w/bad makeup tells ESPN that draft boycott would be 'a shame' - ESPN New York http://es.pn/enOxxx
  
• 02:04:28: does @skype have any competition? is it still owned by #eBay?
  
• 02:07:55: really tragic the news about fuckushima atomic power plant
  
• 02:11:42: i'm sure i'm going to have a crush on @abcWNN's #PeggyBunker but i still have a crush on @hlntv's @RobinMeade
  
• 02:13:28: @_7654_ nothing new, just ongoing. worry now about the spent fuel rods
  
• 02:15:21: if i watched #DWTS i would root for #Kendra cuz i"m a big fan of former nude models
  
• 02:19:58: the average newlywed couple spends $27,000 on the wedding!! really, @abcWNN?
  
• 02:21:44: @_7654_ oh no! i'm watching World News Now on ABC (US) but hadnt heard that, just the rods in 4
  
• 02:23:10: i luv #strapless #wedding #gowns
  
• 02:28:59: i paid 92¢ for 1 of those new-fangled light bulbs but my old incandescent bulb hasnt burned out yet
  
• 02:33:58: me 2 RT @badwebsites: i'm onlu getting about 1/100th the timeline i should be getting. WHY U DOING THIS, TWITTER?
  
• 02:40:50: @badwebsites a cpl others & i were noticing it earlier @Reilly4Sanity: @SagDec15
  
• 02:50:33: @badwebsites MOS=Member of Opposite Sex? Margin of Safety?
  
• 02:52:29: @badwebsites they do show, but only mine & ur mentions of me in the last 12 minutes! nobody else tweeting?
  
• 02:52:55: @badwebsites durn, i shouldve thot of that
  
• 02:58:29: @badwebsites just ur replies to me are in my timeline, none other of ur tweets (if any)
  
• 03:00:00: @SagDec15 same here, nothing in my TL except for my tweets & my mentions for 30mins @badwebsites @Reilly4Sanity
  
• 03:04:22: 1 news story said a significant number of workers at #Chernobyl did not get cancer but in fact died of old age
  
• 03:06:27: @badwebsites like i suggested to the other 2--maybe they all went to the bathroom at the same time!
  
• 03:07:34: RT @Rhubarb_Ross: Twitter's so quiet this morning! #boring
  
• 03:08:07: RT @alphaisforever: Twitter is spazzing. Not getting replies, timeline freezes, egh. *bows out* Goodnight, Citizens.
  
• 03:08:15: RT @Naureena_x: is it only my twitter thats messed up?! its like that on my bb aswell...
  
• 03:08:31: RT @Prettyboiijosh: Twitter is #FUCKIINN up rite Now won't UPLOAD Smfh
  
• 03:09:08: @badwebsites they are not in my TL but i was doing the same thing!
  
• 03:12:58: it takes all my willpower not to finish off a whole box of girl scout cookies in 1 sitting
  
• 03:13:27: @badwebsites lol
  
• 03:15:04: well it's my bedtime anyway @badwebsites @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity. i'll give twitter till 2mrro to fix it
  
• 03:18:43: @badwebsites nitey nite @SagDec15 @Reilly4Sanity.
  
• 03:34:07: my cats are only a little more nocturnal than i am
  
• 09:07:12: @badwebsites twitter looks better now, no?
  
• 09:20:39: @badwebsites what's ur beef w/twitter?
  
• 10:23:11: i took a cuppa instant cappuccino over to my lupus neighbor Angie: cookies 'n' cream
  
• 14:15:13: back home, just in time for #ColdCaseFiles on #Lifetime
  
• 14:16:18: i wont generally tack on hashtags–too intrusive–but i dont mind making words in my #tweet a #hashtag
  
• 15:03:15: @davesib thanx for the reminder
  
• 15:10:30: @davesib u worked in hillsboro today?
  
• 18:36:34: back from my investmt club mtg. we spent most of our time listening to 1 member tell about her experiences teaching at an MRDD school
  
• 18:38:44: CSI and The Mentalist arent on 2nite cuz of some dumb basketball game
  
• 19:01:14: metastasize #prettywordsthatmeansomethingugly
  
• 19:04:31: i'd be hard-pressed to choose who i'd rather run for US President betw Sarah Palin & Donald Trump
  
• 19:55:07: #America imports 10 million barrels of oil every day. i wonder what they do with all the empty barrels.
  
• 19:57:26: RT @Packard_Sonic: House vote to defund NPR is shameful. http://bit.ly/gEFp1V
  
• 19:59:31: RT @lwdgrfx: RT @bmangh: Fun fact: Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity have ZERO college degrees between them. (self.politics)
  
• 20:04:35: @iDemanda u know the day you were conceived? cool!
  
• 21:08:07: @Packard_Sonic thanx for the article. i'd been meaning to look one up.
  
• 23:35:40: in every single sword or knife fight in the movies, the bad guy manages to cut our hero before losing the fight
  

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