- 10:08:27: @tsum i guess i like my jokes just a little more highbrow. 4x i didnt find enuf humor in Animal House 2 warrant watching it more than once
- 10:18:58: @tsum i presume i dont need 2 boast that i'm usually considered witty but we've also discussed in email the lack of big laffs in my life
- 10:20:29: @tsum but u cant argue over whats funny. either i find it funny or i dont
- 10:23:42: @tsum i dont nitpick on spelling, i hadnt replied cuz i didnt get that tweet
- 10:30:23: @TwistedTaffy i'll just keep my peanut butter
- 10:33:42: formspring users: answer in a way that offers insight into ur personality. putting just yes or no or being smart-alec is not helpful
- 10:35:22: in 1880 Cincinnati removed 1,200 dead horses from its streets
- 10:47:07: i like McDonalds yogurt, inexplicably called parfait. it doesnt claim to be low-fat or low-calorie, which are both pluses in my book
- 14:48:51: just put on a new watchband. i actually put it on upside-down, but i aint changing it! what a headache!
- 14:54:29: .@BibleAlsoSays @AkReality thanx for the #FollowAtheistSunday!
- 15:30:00: Snapped, on Oxygen, has had 2 greater Cincinnati murders on today, Dante Sutorius and Adele Craven
- 15:53:34: wow, hot ladies! @EmReturns @FliptheCanary @Taby74 @VeronikaG @kelleyclark
- 15:58:16: .@Taby74 i read that men have the higher sex drive, but most of the women i know don't get enuf
- 16:00:44: ♫ I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred http://lala.com/zNPI
- 16:06:53: i turned on a space heater and 1 cat is sitting right in front of it, his face only an inch away
- 16:16:05: .@LilHappyHeathen i've always known that one, Miki, likes heat, just never saw him sit so close
- 16:46:34: mine is my 1-cup coffee brewer @natashahollerup Who wants to talk about their favorite gadget?
- 16:52:12: RT @nokato: Я вас любил, я был дебил.
- 16:55:10: @claudiajordan anyone who'd sleep w/me is special!
- 16:57:29: Bad Girls Need Love Too, for sure, but hooking up with Bad Boys is prob not a good idea
- 18:24:45: #shutup alli! "the right way to use food"--what does that even mean?
- 18:28:19: .@EmReturns we've been doing it wrong for millennia!
- 18:53:33: anyone else choked up by the story on music savant Derek Paravicini on 60 Minutes just now?
- 18:58:04: Here, here, Andy Rooney, right on! he said there are 40,000 fewer post offices since 1900 even tho there are 230million more people
- 19:01:02: McDonald's serves 50,000,000 customers a day
- 19:12:41: lol, quay, eh? RT @TirzaFury: Accumulated internet flotsam has trashed my cerebral quay.
- 19:24:21: Ray Kroc bought out the founders of McDonald's, the McDonald brothers, for $2.7million in 1961
- 19:33:08: delightful! RT @TirzaFury: The English language is not safe with me. Hide your nouns and adjectives or I'll twist them into an absurdity.
- 19:39:49: i should've known Kelly Brownell & Marion Nestle would be on a documentary about McDonald's. i don't consider them scientists.
- 19:54:43: .@natashahollerup u mean like a page from amazon? http://bit.ly/cwKjue
- 19:55:53: .@natashahollerup are u pregnant? congrats!
- 20:00:55: http://twitpic.com/18ns5r - my kitty at the space heater, as good a pic as i could get for now @jodotcom
- 20:05:58: .@jodotcom every time i'd get up, he'd come to me, then i'd sit down and Miki would go back to the heater
- 20:06:44: i got on the bus and it started with a jerk
- 20:15:04: if the police asked me for a DNA sample to clear me of a crime i didnt commit, i'd refuse unless there was probable cause
- 20:21:48: @MzStarrBurst http://twitpic.com/119j67 - au contraire, tweetie, hat looks good on u!
- 20:36:20: Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. --Dr. Seuss
- 20:54:50: RIP Peter Graves. Mission:Impossible is my favorite tv show of all time
- 21:13:31: #shutup crystal light! just cuz "your body needs water" doesn't mean more is better
- 21:16:47: @natashahollerup ah, well, some day
- 21:18:49: @natashahollerup oh you want me to write something
- 21:44:17: @Taby74 we all went to the store to look fir coconut m&ms
- 22:00:03: @Taby74 nope havent found any yet
- 22:01:24: @Taby74 oh, they're not in stores?
- 22:01:45: @tsum yep, every time
- 22:08:02: RT @SassyPonyPants: Why can't I find fucking coconut M&Ms anywhere? Cincy more behind the times than Dayton? Embarrassing!!!
- 22:11:08: Lemon RT @Taby74: Sorbet choices: Lemon or Peach...vote...NOW!
- 22:14:12: so i bot some yogurt today, when i got home i found 1 container cracked & leaking. should i bother to take it back? it was 50¢
- 22:19:35: ok, i will! RT @QuackityQ: @DyNama Yes, you 100% should...:)
- 22:36:48: @QuackityQ that was only 15min ago! returning a cracked yogurt
- 22:38:53: RT @Taby74 2 all my friends new & old, I dont tell U enuf how dear U R 2 me. So y the fuck shld I srt that sappy shit now? Twitheads! 8/4/09
- 22:41:04: @Taby74 one of your best tweets ever!
- 22:46:57: @Taby74 and when they try to subpoena them, i won't know anything about it
- 22:55:01: @Jamberta allmusic http://bit.ly/aUBW4q mentions similar artists to My Chem Romance like Thursday or The Used but i don't recognize any
- 22:57:00: Apple sold 120,000 iPads the first day of pre-order, most opting for the cheaper wi-fi version
- 22:57:40: @Jamberta and MTV played actual music videos
- 23:00:50: healthcare reform is NOT "single payer" so the govt is not intending to pay
- 23:53:01: .@QuackityQ i did it! took back the broken yogurt! also noticed wal-mart didnt have coconut m&ms & was out of lemon sorbet
- 23:57:56: i made up the word DyNama as the name of a religious symbol i designed way back in the 70s. over time it became my nickname
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