- 08:48:28: Dave, here's a chart explaining Ana Ivanovic's plummet in the rankings http://is.gd/aYz37 @davesib
- 08:57:06: i was awoken this morn when the dvr on my puta started recording a show without the volume being muted, durnit
- 08:59:20: RT @VeronikaG: RT @orlaithf: http://twitpic.com/1ah6aj - The next person who asks why we need feminism...
- 09:02:42: the dvr on my puta records shows that are just barely watchable. the video quality is low and freq doesnt match the audio
- 09:20:37: Since 1973, just 11 Texas death row inmates have been exonerated while more than 440 have been put to death. http://tinyurl.com/y94xmat
- 09:35:24: back in 1957, in an episode of Perry Mason, 0.15% blood alcohol was only "the beginning of intoxication". now 0.08% is legally drunk
- 09:48:07: you'd think the murder rate would be lower in Texas w/their known willingness to execute convicted murderers
- 09:49:37: .@VariantVal and kids cant even get the front seat. my sibs & i used to fight over who got to sit up front
- 09:54:34: .08 blood alcohol may be too drunk to drive responsibly but actually isn't very drunk
- 09:57:08: .@VariantVal now parents may only chauffeur their kids. we allowed law to change the relationship betw parents & kids w/o debate
- 09:58:23: .@66Betty i wouldn't either. so much for the death penalty's deterrence effect
- 10:01:18: there is ZERO evidence that our lifespan is getting shorter for any reason whatsoever
- 10:20:11: .@VariantVal in my analysis u have to do that eventually. u cant have kids calling ur bluff
- 10:21:54: .@VariantVal but kids' loss of that quality time in the front seat in the name of safety bugs me
- 10:24:07: .@VariantVal many bachelors hate to see that, till i realized it was neccessary
- 11:47:35: .@VariantVal yow! how old was he? he backed down, i'm sure.
- 11:53:33: .@VariantVal terrific diversity among kids. i was a good kid, never once raised my voice to either parent, even tho we did have disagreemts
- 12:02:49: 4yrs DSL connection has been perfect w/puta on arm of chair, now it goes offline, i pick up puta, it reconnects, put it back, goes offline
- 12:04:33: if we intend to teach Iraq how to be a democracy, we probably need to practice it ourself
- 14:27:31: "Michelle Obama is Kids' Choice 4 her campaign against childhood obesity." the Kids' Choice award is not awarded by kids as 1 might think
- 16:40:55: .@tsum yes i did swap cables. i didnt know jacks could go bad
- 16:49:01: "Boo" meaning boyfriend came from the French word "beau" thru the Caribbean Islands
- 16:49:58: #shutup WLWT! a "risk factor" is not really a risk, and a "cancer scare" is not cancer
- 16:55:37: .@tsum of course i gotta have a computer, but i can't afford a new one at the mo. my DVR quit booting up too! when it rains, it pours!
- 16:57:10: .@tsum when i do get one, i won't neccessarily go cheap. i want a powerhouse, not the bare minimum
- 17:02:42: in the health insurance reform bill: everyone will be required to buy broccoli
- 17:04:42: .@tsum the funny thing is that 3 days ago it stayed connected all night downloading stuff
- 17:05:52: .@ShortyMcStompy we'll add spinach to the reconciliation bill
- 17:07:50: .@tsum is it possible that DSL can catch interference? i did rearrange my external hard disks
- 17:11:12: .@ShortyMcStompy Ohio is fairly north, but it was 100°F last summer, 5°F this past winter! quite a range
- 17:15:11: RT @ShortyMcStompy: If 1 more person refers to the British Forces as "Our Lads" I will go off my rocker. Do only people with penises cou ...
- 17:22:31: Eufirstics: (yew fur' stiks) (n.) Two people waiting for the other to do something first
- 19:54:14: race/ethnicity is the biggest myth of all time
- 19:57:19: durn, CSI and TheMentalist aren't on because of some dumb basketball game
- 23:12:53: RT @elizapi: Photo: I miss good episodes of Criminal Minds. This was probably the last good episode. I http://tumblr.com/x977u82hw
- 23:35:41: aw, too bad, Xavier lost
- 23:38:49: normally i like Puddle of Mudd but i can't say the song they did on the Tonight Show did anything for me
- 23:42:45: Michelle Obama wins award for her Childhood Obesity campaign even tho it cant be proved a child lost a single pound
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