- 07:40:20: i was so sleepy last night i went t bed early, so now i'm up early
- 07:42:32: kidney donor had to lose 40lbs before they'd do the surgery #healthmyth
- 09:07:00: @MzStarrBurst i noticed u were tweeting when i went to bed and tweeting when i woke up!
- 09:26:36: the domain http://sex.com is up for sale
- 09:32:39: where is it written that women do the cooking? RT @Aztec_Monkey ladies just cause u work doesnt mean that u cant cook for your man at home.
- 09:35:20: when i hear the name "Lindsay" i think of Lindsay Davenport not Lindsay Lohen
- 09:37:10: someone's sticking pins in your doll? RT @VariantVal: so who is sending the bad juju my way??
- 09:37:59: .@VariantVal ah, Lindsay Wagner
- 09:39:46: that's 1 word for it RT @Hanescymru: In a few days, I will be without most of my possessions & no home of my own. It's quite liberating!
- 09:42:37: my neighbor is a film freak but she hated Inglourious Basterds
- 09:51:16: .@_DONTsaveME_ really! i havent seen it but thought everyone was liking it
- 09:52:15: Robin Meade is wearing nice boots this morn but has her hair up
- 09:56:58: i can't guess how the "judges" will react to any Idol performance
- 10:04:36: Letterman said "outside it's 52 and sunny...like Teri Hatcher"
- 10:05:26: i missed out, i never got into drugs so i don't have any idea why they're worth dying for
- 10:06:47: .@_DONTsaveME_ i agree with that, but my neighbor is german!
- 10:12:40: cold pep & mushroom pizza for breakfast! yum!
- 10:17:13: like a mini rapture RT @rationalists: Rush Limbaugh threatens to leave US if Healthcare bill passes.
- 12:09:09: foreign spies and terrorists recruiting local ppl? what a brilliant idea! why didn't they think of this 60yrs ago?
- 12:11:38: .@Hanescymru u act happy about it, some would call it becoming a hobo
- 12:48:43: "add a little muscle, you get to eat more and not gain weight" how could a fitness expert get it so wrong?
- 12:50:51: @Hanescymru i've been unemployed for almost 5 months but i'm not a worrier--not much anyway--but i would hate to lose my stuff
- 12:55:43: yeah! RT @KarenAlloy: lol telling some1 2 take ur advice when they didn't ask for it & then getting pissed off at them- is retarded! HAHA!
- 12:56:38: .@KarenAlloy ur thinking of peanut butter & jelly. no?
- 12:57:35: .@KarenAlloy canadian bacon?
- 13:02:18: .@KarenAlloy lol thought processes are always so funny
- 13:03:54: go on, what else do u need to confess? get it off ur chest! RT @LisaBloom: Chrystal Bowersox, I love you. There, I said it.
- 13:06:52: i doubt either Michael Jackson or Corey Haim are in heaven. afaik neither accepted the gift of salvation thru the blood of christ the lord
- 13:09:19: .@KarenAlloy the "amazing thing" that will happen is that u won't be hungry any more? i'm having cold pepp pizza myself, w/o bacon, tho
- 13:12:40: splenda's made from sugar, tastes like sugar, but isn't sugar...cuz it's made in a lab. i'd rather use sugar
- 13:13:52: right on! RT @VariantVal: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
- 13:21:38: @RiskProInc @Rand0m27 @bearaboi @waffleshouse thanx for the happy thoughts! @KarenAlloy
- 16:31:18: http://twitpic.com/17s8f7 - tulips!
- 17:28:17: forgot my wallet again, didnt have a cent to pay for my slushie. they let me take it. awkward.
- 17:30:06: took neighbor's dog for a walk, looked some more for Lost Stuff, then went for another walk
- 17:54:58: @Hanescymru will u still have a computer, and twitter? good luck to you.
- 17:57:16: i got home & got my wallet, also discovered a coupon 4 a free slushie but it had expired on monday :( now i'm not inclined 2 go back & pay
- 18:21:16: ha! RT @thereisawayjose: RT @noe96743: If you mixed OJ w/Vodka & milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?
- 18:34:57: instead of mandating education standards, why don't we investigate why kids don't learn at school any more?
- 18:42:39: #shutup fosamax! a med taken to prevent a disease has serious side effects? get outta town!
- 18:46:46: why would you start taking a vitamin daily without even wondering whether it is good for u or worth taking? u believed the commercial?
- 18:49:28: "Illinois meets the classic definition of bankruptcy." --NBC News
- 18:54:50: the way Honey Nut Cheerios and other cereals "lower cholesterol" is by adding fiber, but they don't add very much
- 18:57:48: the first girl in the Tide Febreze Sport commercial in the peach top is HOT!
- 19:04:38: @EmReturns no more than usual!
- 19:11:12: @EmReturns In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
- 19:17:04: yeah, everybody funny. now you funny too
- 19:29:11: @MyNeuroticLife to get more followers, u follow lots of ppl. many will follow u back. or u twitpic ur boobs...
- 19:41:15: nicely put! RT @EmReturns: @DyNama Oh, your sap is rising?
- 19:45:37: .@Taby74 i was going to kidnap you but my van won't start
- 19:46:20: .@QuackityQ u prefer ppl to calculate in their head?
- 20:01:10: me too, & breakfast for dinner! RT @AatRB: @briandgregory tasty...I love egg muffins
- 20:06:22: ha! RT @Monicks: If You Discover A Fire: DO NOT USE TWITTER http://tnw.to/15nbz By @alex
- 20:11:39: .@MarleeMatlin Chuck Norris retired frm his tv show "Walker Texas Ranger" before they had to change the name to "Texas Ranger with a Walker"
- 20:13:53: .@EpicQwerty sometimes mine wants to tweet with the wrong location
- 20:18:00: why do "non-attorney spokespersons" have to announce that in tv ads? we have long known that professional announcers are hired, no?
- 20:27:15: can we share a room? RT @Lauruhhpalooza: So who wants to wire me some money so I can go to #AtheistCon? Anyone? Anyone at all??
- 20:30:26: .@Lauruhhpalooza LOL well, i don't know
- 20:40:07: there are NO circumstances under which i would watch Old Dogs or Chuck and Larry or Couples Retreat
- 21:29:27: why do all these drug ads have "doctor dramatisations" rather than just hire a real doctor?
- 21:41:06: @QuackityQ phooey, they're making a fortune
- 22:43:29: this is devastating RT @Jamberta: RT @KHASTV: (National News) Kansas City, Mo., closing nearly half its schools http://bit.ly/9elTmd
- 23:08:52: serial killer on trial in Cincinnati, killed 4 women, could get the death penalty only becuz 2 victims were teenagers!
- 23:16:55: lol RT @slynnks: If I were Sumerian I'd probably be contemplating an upcoming animal sacrifice. Most of us Hoosiers don't do that anymore.
- 23:20:06: so funny! RT @slynnks: Goodnight. Sleep safe & tight. Don't let the bedbugs feed off ur limbs throughout the duration of your sweet slumber.
- 23:44:40: LASER: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
- 23:56:55: @Taby74 i love that song!
- 23:57:36: @Taby74 Foreigner 4 is a great album, i like every song on it
- 23:58:30: @Taby74 oops, i didnt consider the context
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