- 00:14:27: .@Hot_tober i wonder if they have to use a silver needle to tattoo a vampire!
- 00:16:56: .@Alisonutpxz no chevron station for miles
- 00:17:25: nice little walk.
- 00:18:11: i’m wearing an earring today. i got my ears pierced in 1983.
- 00:21:16: .@JailBurst by snitch, u mean a responsible citizen doing his duty to make the world a safer place?
- 00:23:54: @SoopDeVille why would you even try to ride a seatless bicycle?
- 01:00:01: RT @justmiaiam lol Oh I report crime. Don’t commit no crime in front of me and think I won’t tell when Mariska Hargitay comes to my door.
- 01:07:20: @elizapi i got hugs to spare! ((*hug*))
- 01:12:17: lol reporter on Insider just read “RE:” as the letters R E
- 01:14:51: the best-looking woman on House Of Glam is the one with bangs. nice! i dont watch the show, just saw a commercial.
- 01:28:39: i’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker is a very nice lady, but entertainment news & advertisers like her looks more than i do
- 01:46:25: @Cozelle that’s prob why i don’t care for her looks! i subconsciously noticed the resemblence. (actually i dont see it myself)
- 01:51:55: RT @BkBap @SoopDeVille I once had an entire human being attempt to break free from my uterus for 29 hrs before pushing them out of my vagina
- 01:54:46: lol RT @sznq Fine, you caught me, but it’s not a blow-up doll. It’s an I-get-no-action figure. RT @Brain_Wash
- 01:59:20: #shutup abc #worldnewsnow! McD food is ordinary food, made out of the same stuff your mama uses
- 02:01:40: @Cozelle then i feel sorry for her. actually i was born first so she looks like me
- 02:06:33: driving on bad tires is against the law?
- 02:15:39: Rick Springfield talks about his new “tell all book” on Good Morning America #ABC
- 02:21:31: it’s great to see Daniel Seaberg again, formerly on @cnn, now on #abc
- 02:24:04: all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
- 02:26:22: Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as her walks from the grave, no one was saved
- 10:34:26: sorry for the duplicate tweets. sometimes twitter gives me an error message & i keep trying…but the tweet is being sent each time
- 11:34:45: the US Chamber of Commerce is the 2nd largest contributor to political ads
- 11:39:41: back when i was a kid, mom would send me to the store w/$1 & i’d come home w/bread, milk, eggs, lettuce, and candy. cant do that any more…
- 11:40:28: …too many surveillance cameras around
- 11:44:15: @BlackGod917 Sarah Jessica Parker did a shampoo commercial once that was hot (i love long hair!) but she looks bad more often than good
- 11:45:09: @BlackGod917 i think the term “butterface” was invented for her!
- 12:07:56: Naked Brett Favre Won't Make Money for Deadspin http://t.co/TOO79sb
- 12:14:28: fascinating LA Times maps of neighborhoods incl crime reports http://j.mp/ciLrsW @latdatadesk
- 12:59:05: @EmAgain that is fantastic! wonderful‼
- 13:03:02: @EmAgain i’m glad he listened to his own heart! i’m so happy for you both!
- 13:07:38: @EmAgain not to bring you down, but i’ve never known love for myself, so i have to enjoy it vicariously…& a tiny bit of jealousy :D
- 13:10:47: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: My favorite song? Probably "Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Killed By Their Father For Religious Propoganda".
- 13:19:51: .@MzStarrBurst there’s plenty of pretty women comedians, Rita Rudner, Elayne Boosler, Chelsea Handler
- 13:26:06: due to curvature of the earth, one can see about 6 miles at sea level
- 13:28:35: Geico commercial has psychotherapist say “mamby-pamby land”. i thot it was “namby-pamby”
- 13:36:44: vampires are never tired! RT @fyreflye How is it possible to be so tired all the time, I think I’m lacking in something… like blood!
- 13:38:54: u dont think any of them are pretty? RT @MzStarrBurst @Zidonia I don’t know if he was being serious or not. Lol.
- 13:53:09: @MzStarrBurst ah, well, we disagree. how about Tiffany Haddish?
- 14:04:30: @MzStarrBurst there isnt as much stand-up comedy on tv as there used to be so i dont know many current comedians
- 14:13:08: @MzStarrBurst you are both pretty and funny! you dont have to look like Whoopi. Haddish has been on Def Comedy Jam
- 18:43:53: #shutup Jennifer Hudson! Weight Watchers is a counting system like most other diets, you still CAN’T.
- 19:23:07: the worst thing about No Ordinary Family is all the clumsy lies that wouldn’t fool anyone in real life
- 19:24:44: #shutup Wendy’s! a cheap laff but he chose that ringtone himself.
- 19:55:21: @nuckingfutsmama ♫ Mama, i never meant to hurt you…♪
- 23:14:38: @WongoWoman i thought i was hearing a vuvuzela!
- 23:16:37: did that 2nd miner bring up rocks as souvenirs? #MinerosDeChile
- 23:23:52: .@Jamberta nah, just giddy!
- 23:31:09: which rescued #miner will be the first to tweet? #MinerosDeChile
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