- 02:56:25: i'm home after the party. i drank a little too much, a drink my host called Graveyard Mud
- 10:59:47: too late for breakfast :( (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
- 12:07:31: having McDonald's coffee (@ Angie's house)
- 12:11:50: Angie's putting something on my fingernails. she said "trust me."
- 12:13:33: Angie watches all the shows i dont. luckily a #cincinnati #reds game came on just as i got here. that's about the least objectionable
- 12:15:42: last night my host's sister apparently scored w/another party guest. i know cuz she announced "Nikki's getting laid!"
- 12:18:01: the funny thing is she never gives me any...even tho she jokes w/everyone about me being her boyfriend (she's young enuf to be my daughter)
- 12:21:01: idk if i'd hit that if i had a chance. she looks nice but she doesnt have the kind of titties i like. i know cuz she'll show them to anyone
- 12:22:05: @66Betty my next tweet answered that question lol
- 12:28:11: lol you two! RT @ceebee308: @LukeRomyn You're cute, in a gaggy sort of way. :)
- 12:32:06: @EmAgain i like em firm & pointed, a frenchman called it like a champagne glass. dont know why i have a preference
- 12:34:48: @MyNeuroticLife i like her a lot! i didnt mean that to sound so superficial, but the visual is important to me.
- 12:40:21: that probably sounded pretty bad of me, judging a woman by her body, but everyone has prelim attributes to filter by, no?
- 12:41:55: a friend of mine told me that he was leg man when he was young...but ended up marrying a woman w/polio!
- 13:32:23: @EmAgain or one w/a good plastic surgeon, lol
- 13:33:31: @EmAgain (just kidding)
- 14:20:00: Angie gave me $5 to get her an iced coffee at McD, but i spent $1 of her change paying someone i owed money to!
- 14:23:12: @EmAgain of course boobs are terrific in all their variety of shapes and sizes
- 18:37:25: when banks say CD, i think Compact Disk rather than Certificate of Deposit
- 19:35:26: in South Africa, more than 20,000 ppl are killed by snakes each year
- 19:54:41: Black Momba snakes are 18 inches when born, grow to 72 inches in their 1st year
- 20:16:11: anyone know what *frp* stands for?
- 20:51:22: they drive on the right in Australia, no?
- 22:04:49: whenever a study says "more research is needed", it means "we didnt get the results we wanted"
- 22:51:42: i don't really have a favorite drink. i'm omnibiblious.
- 22:59:41: saw palmetto did not improve symptoms or objective measures of benign prostatic hyperplasia. New England Journal of Medicine http://whg3c.tk
- 23:13:22: my "benefit year" for unemployment expires next week. i think advice to apply for unemploymt immed upon my layoff was bad
- 23:16:06: @MyNeuroticLife and of course, rules are meant to be broken!
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