From Twitter 11-06-2010

• 00:19:36: I ain’t ready for the altar but I do agree there’s times when a woman sure can be a friend of mine
  
• 10:25:39: @davesib nothing will get done. you guys will be just as upset w/ur own candidates as w/the establishmt ones in 2yrs →
  
• 10:27:46: @davesib mostly cuz you can’t name many specifics of what you want…& there’s no consensus among you
  
• 10:45:13: way back in the 70’s an article estimated that 1 out of 10 women would pose nude. i wonder if that has changed
  
• 11:50:26: @AatRB you think? i dont recall what that author based his estimate on
  
• 13:31:32: durn i forgot to check in w/#4sq yest at McDonalds and Flagway. i also forgot to check in at Flagway when i got coffee at 8p a few days ago
  
• 15:00:38: ran into a former architect from my former employer at walmart. Darin‘s a cool guy. says his biz is good
  
• 16:22:17: i’ve invented a new app that when you write a message to post on the net it randomly misspells words so you fit in and dont look odd
  
• 16:25:33: if you put something in your mouth based solely upon it’s nutritional claims, you’re not eating, you’re medicating
  
• 19:22:27: just back from serving the veterans day dinner. i couldnt tweet from there–no service
  
• 19:24:09: the Lions Club and Leo Club volunteered to serve dinner to the vets. i think we had about 13 servers there
  
• 20:52:39: i hate debates in which everyone commenting has the tone “here’s what’s wrong with everyone else”
  
• 22:21:29: i was just surfing on my computer when suddenly the text in all my firefox tabs disappeared, then text in windows, then explorer crashed
  
• 22:22:40: my puta seemed to recover for a mo, then just stopped working right, and i had to do a cold reboot
  
• 22:23:54: when it booted up, 1st thing it says is that a service is crashing (FreeAgentService.exe)
  
• 22:25:21: @BrettR4763 it just started doing this a few days ago on my winXP laptop
  

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From Twitter 11-05-2010

• 00:18:06: @KittyKatMeoww http://twitpic.com/3401zj - growl!
  
• 00:22:41: @KittyKatMeoww http://twitpic.com/32u47d - trick or treat!
  
• 00:29:16: RT @YeahImAshley: The kid I'm babysitting doesn't know how to pour a shot and acts like he's never seen a vag before.
  
• 00:48:27: Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. –Dr. Seuss
  
• 00:51:42: @_DONTsaveME_ aw, you unfollowed me…again!
  
• 00:52:33: not even a nibble. CHEERS! RT @Tim_in_CT @DyNama Find a job yet?? Me neither ‼ COLD BEER ‼!
  
• 00:54:48: every healthy person radically changing their lifestyle for vague promises, plz call me, i have a bridge to sell you
  
• 01:07:00: nearly everything you hear about food choices is wrong, a lie, misinformation, written by marketing depts & gone viral
  
• 09:32:05: 2days in a row i've awoken to find my laptop all but locked up w/error msgs from my battery
  
• 09:33:31: i leave my puta on overnight, just close the lid. this morn i had to cold reboot by powering off
  
• 09:35:40: 3wks with no unemployment checks, no income of any kind
  
• 10:07:00: @davesib you’re applying for work?
  
• 10:09:22: @davesib we’ve moved past that. states arent relevant
  
• 10:23:26: .@davesib there’s no reason, we’re all in this together. a federal govt is good enuf for every other country in the world
  
• 10:24:59: @_DONTsaveME_ cool, thanx!
  
• 10:27:30: @davesib no way. we are headed for gridlock like no one’s ever seen. u think electorate is angry now? congress will accomplish NOTHING!
  
• 10:29:02: @davesib have not applied anywhere, still terrified at the thought. biz still bad at McA?
  
• 10:32:26: Showbiz Tonight on @CNN always seems late w/entertainmt news. bristol not voting? voting was so 3 days ago
  
• 11:31:22: @davesib czechoslovakia & yugoslavia broke up so they could enjoy federal power rather than state power
  
• 12:50:27: @davesib au contraire, pierre! doing anything is better than doing nothing. even Bush43 did something rather than nothing
  
• 12:52:44: let’s not forget that the bailout was implemented by Pres Bush
  
• 12:53:46: the US Civil War was NOT about states’ rights
  
• 14:05:20: why do Brits put a "g" in "whining"?
  
• 14:36:01: @nakedfingers oh, really? that never occurred to me, duh
  
• 15:19:39: the Tonight Show has beat Dave Letterman in the ratings every week since Jay Leno returned in March
  
• 15:48:59: hey @BrookeBCNN, Mark Preston should have got one of those talking machines like Stephen Hawking’s
  
• 16:13:57: @EmAgain i could argue that “at the end” is not “in”
  
• 16:18:55: @EmAgain if u look up whinging, u’ll find it’s the same word http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=whine
  
• 16:24:17: 8Nov issue of tv guide has 2 *fantastic* pix of leggy ladies, Pauley Perrette and Iman
  
• 16:48:52: @EmAgain i could agree w/you but then we’d both be wrong. for another example, frosting is on a cake, not in it
  
• 16:52:04: .@EmAgain i’ll concede i should have asked about the “g” in “whinge” @nakedfingers also told me they were diff words
  
• 16:53:52: @EmAgain so can you tell the difference? how does one whinge but not whine?
  
• 16:55:01: @EmAgain sure it’s optional. i was just hangin’ out, whingin’ and whinin’
  
• 16:56:34: @EmAgain btw i wouldnt want any unfrosted cake, not an option for me
  
• 16:58:25: @EmAgain i only recently read that Noah Webster deliberately removed some letters from UK words. he was overruled on some
  
• 17:03:12: @EmAgain lol! that etymology seems to show you added a g, we didnt take it out
  
• 17:04:32: @EmAgain mabe i red that tweet, i think i did get it on twitter
  
• 17:05:38: good enuf 4 me! RT @EmAgain @DyNama Whinging is that on and on thing children do. Whining is in the tone of voice and can be one off. IMO.
  
• 17:09:22: .@EmAgain complex like the word “ghoti”? “gh” as in laugh, “o” as in women, “ti” as in motion, so it’s pronounced “fish”
  
• 17:14:18: @EmAgain i do love it. Richard Lederer has written essays on crazy english, one called “there’s no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant”.
  
• 17:15:54: @EmAgain i would not wish to remove the silent letters in island, debt, straight, &c, that’s it’s heritage
  
• 17:21:47: @EmAgain 1 author said we almost ended up with the word fenister rather than window & who knows why we didint? i find that fascinatin’
  
• 17:25:40: sports guy on @wcpo just said horse’s name was “Kenyatta” rather than “Zenyatta”
  
• 17:28:11: @Jamblasted ya gotta keep up!
  
• 17:30:51: one of you physicists please tell me why the slow leak in my tire is worse in cold weather. something about density?
  
• 20:44:52: actually on 10/28 i got 2 back weeks of unemployment benefits, i hadnt noticed. but today i got denied again
  
• 20:52:24: unemploymt did not address my issue, that my benefit year should not have started the day i got laid off…except they told me i should file
  
• 20:53:42: i didnt actually get laid off on 10/14, i got put on paid involuntary vacation on 10/14. i got laid off on 12/31
  
• 22:30:55: i think it’s ridiculous that so many ppl think they can tell if a woman’s has breast implants at a glance
  
• 22:44:12: who’s the hot brunette in the t-mobile commercials?
  
• 22:44:52: #shutup nutrisystem! of course there’s “no counting, no measuring", the food is pre-counted, pre-measured, & yet “results not typical”
  
• 23:01:05: the 8 nov tv guide says Jay Leno has beat Dave Letterman every week, but Steve Martin just said Dave is № 1 in the ratings
  

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From Twitter 11-04-2010

• 14:06:02: i’d love to see Native Americans start saying “We’re here to take our country back”
  
• 14:08:22: i’m too nice a person to hope several members of Sen Mitch McConnell family have pre-existing conditions
  
• 14:10:11: .@MzStarrBurst whenever i have to eat cereal out of a bundt pan with a ½teaspoon, i know it’s time to do dishes
  
• 14:14:13: I like being married. I just love that new-wife smell. –Steve McGrew
  
• 14:18:33: would any of u eat week-old cream of potato soup?
  
• 14:23:10: RT @Marnus3: McConnell: If Americans told us anything on Tuesday, it's that they want to stay unhealthy and poor. #p2 #GOPFail
  
• 14:31:38: i once had a kink in my shoulder, put on 1 of those chem heating pads. 8hrs of heat didnt help as much as a 15min massage
  
• 19:20:53: just tried 3 prgms to convert a .pdf to .jpgs. 2 ultimately worked the same, extracting images but not the text
  
• 19:24:46: the other one, software995, made .jpgs out of each .pdf page, image+text, but it put a white border around each page →
  
• 19:28:14: i have to manually trim off the border before i can join .jpgs that are supposed to be dbl-page pictures
  
• 19:30:29: the 1st prgms, some pdf [sic] image extractr, or online at sciweavers.org, don’t put a border, so images can easily be joined w/irfanview
  
• 19:41:20: .@Hot_tober that’s a Native American line that the Tea Party has appropriated
  
• 20:08:53: #shutup target! life is not so quid pro quo
  
• 20:20:44: what happened to Wendy, Hodge’s girlfriend & fellow lab rat, on CSI?
  
• 21:37:49: i have been having battery probs w/my laptop again. it’s been hibernating & even shutting down every so often from low battery
  
• 21:39:17: i just now found the plug hanging half out of the wall. maybe that’ll help
  
• 22:17:58: The top 1% of Americans have received about 40% of the benefits of the Bush tax cuts. –Robert Reich RobertReich.org
  
• 22:20:19: Bill Clinton wasnt reelected in 1996 because he moved to the center. He was reelected because the economy had come roaring back to life.
  
• 23:21:58: it’s down to a trickle all right RT @NaijaCandy @MzStarrBurst @DyNama trickle down theory *_*
  
• 23:24:17: cool, the chemistry of Glow Sticks! http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-Glow-Sticks/
  

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From Twitter 11-03-2010

• 00:00:51: agreed RT @Cozelle Don’t much like @ABC’s “What Would You Do” show. Something unethical about screwing with people’s emotions like that.
  
• 00:09:00: how many places did Meg Whitman fall on the richest Americans list?
  
• 00:23:48: RT @jaketapper: last time a write-in candidate won a Senate race, the Giants won the World Series
  
• 00:29:25: Check this video out -- Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell http://t.co/NtgbdHf via @youtube
  
• 01:10:30: in America, elevators carry 325 million ppl a day, most popular form of transportation second only to cars
  
• 09:25:53: i hate commercials that have no focus & have a msg that’s hard to discern, so i really despise a current fedex commercial
  
• 11:34:29: Dems could now refuse to deal w/the Repubs in the House…but they won’t. they aren’t like that
  
• 11:36:42: the Dems won all the matches spotlighted on @CNN this whole season, never said 1 word about Feingold being in trouble. pretty bad reporting
  
• 11:38:28: #shutup polident! soaking cant compare to scrubbing for cleaning, & ur worst case for scratching dentures is bad breath? nutz
  
• 11:41:47: #shutup trx on @wcpo! a rope would do the same thing.
  
• 11:54:58: @nathicana i’d rather get followed by bad advertising bots
  
• 13:55:11: China is the world’s largest producer of cotton, followed by India and USA
  
• 13:56:23: RT @AaronMFlynn: Reality Check: 27 of the 39 Democrats to vote against Health Care Reform lost their seats last night.
  
• 13:58:55: RT @AtheistQOTD: "The many absurd mythologies of the Bible simply don't withstand scrutiny." Jackie Annesley
  
• 14:01:10: RT @AtheistQOTD: "The Church, like tobacco creates a need for itself." Anon.
  
• 14:02:49: Now we have the best Congress special interests can buy
  
• 14:07:51: neither the Repubs nor the Tea Party have a plan for boosting the economy
  
• 14:15:00: We know the Tea Party can campaign. Now the question is, can they govern? –@BrookeBCNN
  
• 14:20:50: In 1857, the English Obscene Publications Act (1857) criminalized the sale of ‘obscene libel’ but “obscene” wouldnt be defined until 1868
  
• 17:20:52: lol RT @MzStarrBurst I’m going to the Sixers game. I’m excited. hope I catch a fly ball!
  
• 17:22:42: what are “complications from dementia”?
  
• 17:30:50: isnt that all in his head? RT @JesusWife RT @DyNama: what are “complications from dementia”? / My hubby’s diagnosis.
  
• 17:48:42: #shutup @kashi! why should i eat ur cereal w/as much protein as an egg when i can just have an egg?
  

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From Twitter 11-02-2010

• 00:33:52: i only want 1 episode of #SaturdayNightLive, the 1st episode of season 6, the 1st ep *without* the legendary original cast
  
• 02:32:51: "Junkfood Science: No evidence that bariatric surgeries save healthcare costs or save lives" http://is.gd/gBw8p
  
• 02:44:45: @ShortyMcStompy wouldnt that be cool if another tweeter was on the train! or would it be creepy?
  
• 09:04:27: @davesib "wasteful" would be what nearly everyone would agree is a waste. i dont think spending is a waste just cuz i wouldnt spend on that
  
• 09:05:14: @davesib it has nothing to do with naivity
  
• 09:06:53: @davesib i dont think bombs & war is wasteful spending even tho i would not spend any tax dollars on it
  
• 09:07:57: @davesib the stimulus money actually worked, the banks had to be bailed out. that wasnt wasteful spending
  
• 09:09:16: @davesib food stamps, homeless shelters, rehab clinics, head start, none of that is wasteful spending
  
• 09:11:00: @davesib u name something we both would agree is a waste of money. a disagreement is not my definition of wasteful
  
• 10:16:54: actually not voting is a perfectly acceptable choice
  
• 11:04:25: i voted, walked uptown for a cuppa coffee, and now i'm getting a free lunch from a religious group
  
• 11:12:18: since losing my job, i've been saying i'm not so poor that i have to eat whatever is set in front of me...
  
• 11:14:26: then it occurred to me that most ppl eat most meals whatever is put in front of them, cooked by the parental unit
  
• 11:19:06: or spousal unit. so i have gotten a tiny bit more receptive to charity meals
  
• 11:22:39: a cat-lover is one who looks at his pants legs and says "um, that's not much cat hair."
  
• 11:33:50: for the record, i voted straight #Democratic, i even looked up the Democratic candidates for judges beforehand #VoteReport
  
• 11:35:17: candidates for judges in #ohio are endorsed by 1 party or the other even tho they are non-partisan on the ballot
  
• 11:36:44: i voted, that’s all i can do. i probably wont waste time tonight watching the results
  
• 11:37:55: sorry @RobinRoberts, celeb interviews is not journalism and not news
  
• 13:09:31: i hope if Harry Reid loses, in his concession speech he chastises Nevadans, saying they’ll regret electing a certifiable crackpot
  
• 13:14:05: has the $4billion spent on the election been any kind of economic stimulus, @alivelshi? create jobs?
  
• 13:16:28: i predict absolute gridlock in congress next 2 years, and even more anger
  
• 14:55:37: @indydina sure! now that u mention it, i put in my name to work too, wonder why i wasnt called
  
• 14:57:34: @MLGoodell my bro heard JImmy Carter’s concession speech & thot it was classier than Reagan’s acceptance speech
  
• 15:44:34: @indydina 2 yrs ago, i was a poll watcher, for free, for the Dems, & at the end of the day, they said i might as well get paid for it
  
• 16:28:38: that Rand Paul may have mocked christianity when he was young is the only good thing i’ve heard about him
  
• 16:37:13: i dont have to choose betw Coke or Pepsi, i can just take what’s there. the same philosophy applies to some ppl who dont vote
  
• 22:23:52: the tea party’s goals will not be attained, they will go to washington as a minority and junior politicians at that
  
• 22:24:41: John Boehner is an even bigger freak than Nancy Pelosi
  
• 22:35:46: these stories about stolen phones being trackable. does that still work if the phone is turned off?
  
• 22:52:29: on behalf of the band, i thank you and i hope we pass the audition
  
• 23:10:11: well, too bad if Gov Ted Strickland loses in #Ohio, i thought he was good
  
• 23:13:15: PETA lady said “did u know a cow was murdered for ur leather jacket?” i said “i didnt know there was a witness, now i’ll have to kill u too”
  
• 23:15:08: RT @ClaytonMuhammad: I still love and support my President @BarackObama #believethat
  
• 23:21:22: RT @MzStarrBurst: Anyone reading this who has killed someone, please come forward and give the family closure.
  
• 23:27:39: booooooo‼ RT @forces2 CNN just called Ohio govenor race…Kasich…WOOOHOOO‼!
  
• 23:41:16: RT @ebertchicago: It could have been worse.
  
• 23:58:32: Now browsing: "History of Pornography" http://is.gd/gEber
  

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From Twitter 11-01-2010

• 09:29:50: @uglywebsites ah, the old twitter jail. i’ve heard of it but i think it’s only happened to me once
  
• 09:31:44: @davesib i wish i didnt care about misspelled words but i do, & some ppl on the net are obsessed with it
  
• 09:33:26: @davesib i saw a cartoon on the net where a guy laments that no one ever comments on his blog…until he misspells a word, then he gets 100s!
  
• 09:37:58: office max has a 2T drive from Hitachi, a brand i’ve not tried yet @badwebsites. it was $180
  
• 09:43:01: @badwebsites i think seagate free agent line gets some bad reviews but now they have a new line called “go flex” that uses usb 3.0
  
• 09:46:40: i still use a bottle of Benadryl Itch-Stopping Gel that’s dated 11/98
  
• 09:49:52: what’s Jenn Sterger’s cell number again?
  
• 10:13:15: @davesib nope
  
• 10:17:16: wasteful govt spending is a chimera that’ll never be found. none has been found since ppl started looking for it in the 80s
  
• 10:21:19: if every single govt employee was bought a starbucks latte every day, i would not call that wasteful spending
  
• 12:01:55: @TirzaFury I can’t blab such blibber blubber!
  
• 14:19:23: wikipedia says the whole “in the black” explanation for the term “black friday” was a delib attempt to put pos spin on neg term @alivelshi
  
• 14:21:26: black friday has *never* been the biggest shopping day of the year, the Saturday before Xmas is
  
• 14:41:32: when i go deer hunting, i just use paint balls cuz i don’t want to kill things
  
• 16:54:12: .@KimKardashian is the 8th wonder of the world
  
• 17:08:50: @CraigWFSmith as in her figure is a marvel of genes and engineering.
  
• 17:10:26: @CraigWFSmith actually i never wonder why ppl are famous. twas always thus, back to Jayne Mansfield & Nipsy Russell
  
• 17:16:58: @Hot_tober sorry if i sent u duplicate tweets. twitter app on my phone said it didnt go, try again later
  
• 17:43:26: @CraigWFSmith her jaw-dropping look owes a lot to others, especially bra, hair extension, eyelash designers, i abbrev that “engineering”
  
• 17:45:44: @CraigWFSmith my opinion is that media moguls pick ppl precisely cuz there’s no good reason for them to be famous!
  
• 17:47:12: @CraigWFSmith there’s actually a lot of fame to go around. w/o ppl like anna nicole, paris, & snooki, there’d be silence
  
• 17:50:08: i can’t watch Chuck tonite, even tho House MD is pre-empted by some dumb baseball game, cuz i’m 8 episodes behind
  
• 17:50:47: #shutup swanson! there is absolutely nothing wrong with MSG
  
• 17:52:03: drinking water doesnt relieve my heartburn…in fact sometimes it seems to cause it
  
• 17:57:50: i’m not an angry voter
  
• 18:14:00: @CraigWFSmith it could be argued that singers only provide short-lived value to society. why is Tony Bennett famous? he doesnt even write
  
• 18:46:24: @CraigWFSmith absolutely! perez hilton is famous for no reason too
  
• 18:50:24: damn the supreme court for allowing all these negative political ads
  
• 20:21:35: @CraigWFSmith kind of like the unholy symbiosis between virus protection and virus writers
  
• 21:26:13: i want a Windows phone
  

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From Twitter 10-31-2010

• 11:01:04: got here for brkfast but #4sq wouldnt let me check in (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 11:04:17: @badwebsites i think "u get what u pay for" is one of the biggest myths of all time. it's almost never true that quality goes up w/price
  
• 11:06:11: @Breathless74 ah, working retail! clerking at a store? (i pronounce it "clarking" like some Brits)
  
• 11:12:24: it's kind of weird hearing the rest of the world still talking about Halloween when it is already over in my small town
  
• 11:13:30: we have beggers night on the 4th Thu every year so actual Halloween day is a non-event
  
• 11:15:09: and by "world" i mean "north america"...similar to the "world" in "world series"
  
• 11:17:03: @katieschwartz good crazy is fun, bad crazy can get u hurt big-time
  
• 11:30:38: @Nickdrumr2 they're supposed to trick you!
  
• 11:32:59: @HeatherSolos too bad we're not doing anything interesting!
  
• 11:36:11: whenever i get a "twitter over capacity" message, i think twitter is sending everyone's tweet but mine. insecure much?
  
• 11:40:25: @Hot_tober nobody at home is in costume today but i bet if i go the a mall in Cincy there'll lots wearing costumes cuz trick/treat is tonite
  
• 11:43:30: @Hot_tober nobody at home is in costume today but i bet if i go to a mall in Cincy there'll b ppl wearing costumes cuz trick/treat is tonite
  
• 12:41:38: I'm at Meijer (888 Eastgate North Dr, at Glen Este Withamsville, Cincinnati) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/9xqZEN
  
• 14:33:01: I'm at Office Max (4540 Eastgate Blvd, at Old Ohio 74, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/cDjkqb
  
• 14:34:19: i only got 2 bags of candy at Meijer & i had to show a clerk the sale tag on the shelf!
  
• 15:15:55: i'm at a brand new Marshalls
  
• 15:36:18: I'm at Dollar Tree (4530 Eastgate Blvd, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/9tdz6C
  
• 15:37:18: i need to find a place to sit down
  
• 15:44:49: I'm at Borders (4530 Eastgate Blvd, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/aqaw8h
  
• 18:14:02: actually congress accomplished quite a lot the last 2 years
  
• 19:54:38: LIL Mermaid Halloween outfit http://t.co/Bjf9120 @iluvsuelyn BION i'm not a booty fan so this view is much better
  
• 20:12:01: @MzStarrBurst i’m sure you’re cool and *very* girly and lots of strait guys would be friends with you
  
• 22:10:09: there’s no such thing as wasteful government spending
  

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