Sunday, November 21, 2010

From Twitter 11-20-2010



  • 00:04:06: i cant believe it’s not butter ad. why do her clothes change? why doesnt she dance as good as he?
  • 05:42:19: @EmAgain have fun!
  • 05:44:56: i’ve been fooling around resetting my computer all night, i gotta get to bed. i got ready for bed 3 hrs ago, but then got distracted
  • 11:41:54: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  • 11:50:22: laying baby on stomach may/may not actually cause SIDS, but the statistic puts baby in group w/more SIDS. that is lying with statistics
  • 11:52:29: u have a 2x higher risk of having a heart attack while wearing a white shirt
  • 11:53:51: if u hear that red cars have more accidents so u immed paint ur red car black, have u actually reduced ur risk at all?
  • 11:55:34: @Zoe_E_W kerplotzes, huh? lol
  • 11:56:56: @Jamblasted is that like "drowning a little"?
  • 12:00:48: i'd rather die ungroped by TSA than live after submitting to the indignity and surrendering the rights
  • 12:02:20: @AdrianneCurry *wolf whistle*!
  • 12:04:16: @Zoe_E_W lol. a tech told me my laptop's LAN port was getting "flakey" & actually said that was the official term w/a straight face
  • 12:06:24: @nuckingfutsmama i think i heard that rain on ur wedding day was a sign of good luck, no?
  • 12:07:54: @ceebee308 there's some interesting quotes in ur quote book!
  • 12:10:11: @TabooLaRossi hey TLR, how's it going?
  • 12:13:01: some days it's just not worth chewing throught the restraints
  • 12:14:31: lol! RT @ceebee308: @DyNama Indeed! It's interesting how so many famous people mentioned crime thrillers over the years. :)
  • 12:17:58: @Linda_NH dinner is served!
  • 12:21:40: lol RT @LeRoiSUGAR: Annoying loser outside raking leaves & BLASTING death metal. Oh wait...That's my husband. Never mind.
  • 12:24:23: lol! RT @Larion: Took me .03 seconds to not care RT @missnicci: Making my hair straight takes me close to 2 hours.
  • 14:02:15: your grandparents worried about getting tuberculosis and polio. worrying about catching the flu or a cold seems micro-managing
  • 16:48:50: i swear i read once that mayonnaise is so acidic it does not allow bacteria to grow to cause food poisoning
  • 16:54:25: @VeronikaG well, that’s what i hear on tv all the time
  • 16:56:21: @Noadi hmmm, homemade mayo? never known anyone to make their own. i did know a woman who made her own ketchup
  • 16:58:31: @pribbibility @VeronikaG not sure i’ve ever had hollandaise. never had food poisoning, i dont worry about it.
  • 16:59:12: .@Noadi i have made my own eggnog…with raw eggs
  • 19:40:13: delicious pizza with pepp, sausage, & mushrooms. funny thing is, there weren’t mushrooms on it when i bot it a few wks ago
  • 21:31:47: #shutup babycarrots! we decide what’s “junk food”, not ad agencies
  • 22:05:47: download site says “ave dl time = 15min” for 640mb file. it takes my DSL 1½ hrs
  • 22:16:07: high BP may/may not cause heart attacks. all we know for sure is that it puts you in a group that has more heart attacks
  • 22:38:24: @TabooLaRossi not too bad. still unemployed, running out of benefits, but i’ll worry about that later :) sitting w/tv & my cats
  • 23:21:09: .@Hot_tober that’s what i read, tater salad will survive a cpl hrs outside at a picnic. i eat anything. i’m not a worrier.
  • 23:37:44: i use Trigger a very old freeware prgm to change my wallpaper every hour http://www.neovolve.com/post/2003/01/30/167.aspx
  • 23:41:22: no matter how intuitive their advice sounds, HR doesnt really have any idea how to pick out the best ppl to hire


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Saturday, November 20, 2010

From Twitter 11-19-2010



  • 11:44:22: @davesib nope, that’d been an extra $20
  • 17:15:59: my cable tv bill goes up every year but they’ve dropped channels and not added a one. just realized i lost Oxygen channel
  • 17:17:11: @davesib repair shop added winXP Pro, didnt remove winXP Home, which still doesnt work
  • 17:30:04: posted in a forum for a British software prgm: “open it up in notepad and have a squiz” ←lol “squiz”
  • 20:03:44: i am desolate! i just read that #Medium has been canceled! woe is me! @MediumSeason7
  • 20:10:12: sorry but i believe in redemption, so i have no ill-will toward convicted sex offenders once s/he’s paid his/her debt to society
  • 20:37:26: my laptop was reformatted, nothing was left. so how does my browser mark .torrents i dl before the reformat as read?
  • 20:41:40: young man w/refrig truck stopped by this aft to ask if i would buy an order of frozen steaks that a neighbor couldnt pay for
  • 20:48:00: gawd, do i hate Hall’s “A pep talk in every drop” commercials
  • 21:49:13: @celtfiddler wow, that sounds pretty cool! ur 1st cruise?
  • 22:26:01: Sacagawea recovered from her illness in spite of her treatment, not because of it
  • 23:36:36: @Hot_tober they dont really know, just vague details in lewis&clark journal. some suspect it was an STD as they were common in those days


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Friday, November 19, 2010

From Twitter 11-18-2010



  • 00:38:09: the 2T hard drive is merrily clicking away even tho it's not plugged into anything. my computer is in the shop
  • 09:06:05: .@CNN is honoring the 33 rescued Chilean miners as "Heroes", furthering our beatification of victims
  • 10:42:52: RT @loganpoppy: Bristol should pay homage to her Mom and quit right in the middle of her next #DWTS dance
  • 11:00:03: RT @OliverClosov: yep! #DWTS RT @SugarDollBikini: Dancing With the Stars...what a joke!
  • 11:08:49: we have lost our national empathy. so many ppl's comments have undercurrent of "everyone is wrong but me"
  • 11:11:40: children WILL have a shorter lifespan than their parents if they are deprived of fat and calories during their formative years
  • 12:20:11: @davesib my mom is making an investment this month
  • 12:21:46: @Hot_tober yay, McDonald's!
  • 12:28:28: a few years ago Bill Clinton said he's well-enough paid to get tax cuts but he neither needed nor wanted them
  • 12:30:25: @VeronikaG wow, that sounds delicious!
  • 12:38:06: @VeronikaG i've had oreos with peanut butter cream but none w/peppermint sprinkles
  • 12:51:33: @VeronikaG thanx, i'll definitly look for them
  • 14:14:37: @Hot_tober i dont think there is any evidence of harm. children definitely need a high-energy source
  • 14:15:43: i missed my 18,000th tweet while my computer was down :(
  • 14:16:21: @davesib i'd've rather had an invite to attend
  • 14:16:43: i'm at a library computer
  • 14:17:42: got a final turn down from unemployment of my 27 oct appeal. dont know if my 6 nov appeal is included in that one
  • 14:18:48: @Tim_in_CT me neither! it's weird cuz i worked every day for 37 years till jan 1
  • 16:49:07: i looked all over my vcr looking for the brand name. i even got a flashlite & read label on back. i just noticed the RCA in big letters duh!
  • 16:50:11: the RCA was in big letters on the cover to the tape slot. dont know how i missed it repeatedly
  • 22:16:57: got my computer from the repair shop. winXP Pro has been installed, all my prgms are missing


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Thursday, November 18, 2010

From Twitter 11-17-2010



  • 00:21:31: actually if kids ate exactly what we ate when we were kids, they'd be better off just cuz the food has changed
  • 00:25:25: we thrived as kids on a diet that's not good enough for our grandchildren
  • 00:55:55: all the #geico ads work ok except one: woodchucks don't chuck wood
  • 00:57:34: i've never owned any springsteen music
  • 02:01:33: i'm watching a videotape for the 1st time in years
  • 02:03:26: this tape i'm watching has an obit for Croc Hunter Steve Irwin
  • 02:04:36: @Tim_in_CT i dont want to work but i need a new computer :(
  • 02:09:25: a show on this tape was recorded in sept 2006. neither of the guys on the show are still with @CNN
  • 02:11:01: @Misstcalia i've still got 2 vcrs here in my living room, still setup and ready to go!
  • 02:13:30: i owned a stand-alone dvr that recorded tv for time-shifting or burning to dvd, but it broke. now AFAIK, only magnavox still makes one
  • 02:14:51: i dont want tivo, and i dont want to give my cable co any more money, so i'm resurrecting my vcr for time-shifting tv shows
  • 02:16:57: @Misstcalia they are hard to find, that's for sure, just like stand-alone DVRs. i got my 1st VCR in 1978 so u know i have lots of tapes too
  • 02:20:02: i had a stand-alone DVR and DVR software to record on my computer. at the mo, neither of them work
  • 02:22:53: @Misstcalia no prob! yes '78 was when they first started marketing them to the public. i paid $900 for my RCA VHS VCR! early adopter me!
  • 02:27:45: @Misstcalia i have live coverage of the Jonestown Guyana tragedy on tape!
  • 02:29:44: @Misstcalia aint it the truth! even my 6yo computer that just broke was $1350, i'll get a bigger better faster laptop for much less!
  • 02:39:51: @Misstcalia i had come out as an atheist only 6yrs before Jonestown so i followed the story avidly as an example of religion gone wrong
  • 03:03:12: i guess so! RT @LukeRomyn: We've all heard of wisecracks, but is there also a thing called a dumbcrack?
  • 03:11:00: i heard #fourloco had the alcohol of 4 beers + caffeine of 1 cuppa coffee. like they say, an irish coffe, which i love, has that
  • 03:11:27: phooey on banning things!
  • 03:12:26: cheers! RT @Tim_in_CT: @DyNama COLD BEER !!!
  • 03:17:05: gawd Kate Middleton is gorgeous!!
  • 03:41:02: i like Dr 90210 cuz it's about bigger better boobs! i wonder if the dvds are censored like thwe tv show was
  • 04:05:20: i enjoy watching old taped tv shows, especially the commercials
  • 09:50:16: i looooove @RobinMeade's makeup!
  • 11:18:42: it wasnt obvious which circuit breaker was off to knock out power to the bathrm outlet so i just toggled most of them. voila power back on!
  • 11:19:51: now it looks like something caused the bathrm outlet to blow a fuse which then knocked out power to the whole house
  • 11:20:28: the bathrm outlet does have a gfci plugged into it
  • 11:22:27: a friend once said that he'd learned the more one is paid, the less harder one has to work
  • 11:23:49: RT @YUCKYBOT: A tattoo on a woman speaks volumes. It says "I've punched a girl and blown at least one guitar player. "
  • 11:25:49: lmao! RT @YUCKYBOT: My Great Grandfather told me stories of the days before sliced bread. It took 5 men to tear apart a loaf. Many perished.
  • 11:42:44: during the entire era of the growth of the food industry, humankind has done nothing but live longer healthier lives
  • 11:43:29: @EmAgain not yet!
  • 11:44:37: @Hot_tober i might need to compute something!
  • 11:47:01: @EmAgain we had a game show on tv here that had the slogan "it's not what you say that counts, it's what You Don't Say!"
  • 11:50:02: 1 sure sign of the apocolypse: a song by #Slipknot you can understand the words
  • 12:22:05: @TCorp u mean like using oil & water to produce that food?
  • 12:25:42: personally i think we are *supposed* to be dumpy as senior citizens. being ripped at that age is unnatural
  • 12:29:42: @claudiajordan not me! beauty is an art form!
  • 12:31:07: @TCorp i agree. the first scarce resource will be water
  • 12:49:29: it's a total myth that a significant number of us gain weight during the holidays
  • 12:51:27: when i used to have a trad xgiving dinner, i stuffed myself on the day, but didnt feel like eating much the day after
  • 12:57:03: @Zoe_E_W lol!
  • 12:59:19: RT @OTOOLEFAN: Dear RWNJ'S: It IS possible to love your country without hating the rest of the world at the same time.
  • 13:08:19: .@alivelshi the ppl who worry about loss of rights including privacy have always been a minority
  • 13:11:42: the odds of being a victim of terrorism may be 1:1000000, the odds of ur privacy being invaded is much much more likely
  • 13:13:27: i only want to lose 1/1000000 of my privacy for 1 in 1000000 risks
  • 13:36:14: hey @alivelshi, tell Elizabeth we grown-ups called it "chugging", young ppl call it "slamming"
  • 13:41:50: i'm unique...just like everyone else
  • 13:43:50: i'm going to take my laptop to the repair shop in a few
  • 14:18:23: dropped off puta at repair shop. a "reload" will cost $95, + $25 if i want some data saved, which i do, i want my My Documents
  • 16:13:44: got coffee after dropping puta off, then visited w/2 neighbors separately--they dont get along
  • 16:22:24: Advisers recommend Human Genome lupus drug http://bit.ly/bc9wuR
  • 17:34:31: i want to replace the doors on my house with ones that are kick-in proof
  • 17:41:30: whew, i have a crush on local newswoman @wcpo Tanya O'Rourke! her hair is terrific lately!
  • 17:47:22: the built-in browser on my phone is suddenly not connecting very well, @att. other browsers i've installed work better lately
  • 18:01:24: @godlessgirl aw, you unfollowed me :(
  • 21:40:47: just ate 1/3 of a large deep dish pizza. it was good but i think they forgot the italian sausage
  • 21:45:41: #shutup one-a-day lady! u say u dont play around w/ur health, yet u treat urself based on something u heard!
  • 22:12:57: reporter on @wxix said 1 retailer said he sells 48 to 60 cans of #fourloco a day as if that's a lot
  • 22:57:55: so @Dominos cheerfully replaced my pizza, admitted they had forgotten to put ital sausage on it
  • 23:00:04: i took the leftovers of 1st pizza back but they let me keep it. it was good but it looks even better w/sausage
  • 23:02:08: i ordered my dominos pizza online on my phone which was difficult
  • 23:23:42: calling nude pix of 14yr-olds "pornography" sends the wrong message. nudity is neither pornographic nor obscene


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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

From Twitter 11-16-2010



  • 00:07:50: emma watson looks ok w/short hair, but she--like everyone--looks better w/long hair
  • 00:17:55: There aint no good guy, there aint no bad guy, there's only you & me & we just disagree
  • 00:36:05: risk factors dont neccessarily increase ur risk in & of themselves, they just put u in a group w/higher risk. not the same thing
  • 00:37:05: jay leno says annie lennox has one of the best voices in rock. i dont agree
  • 01:25:06: 3G means 3rd generation cell phones. does 4G refer to the next generation of technology or is it just allegedly faster?
  • 01:29:40: yep me too! RT @SimpleeKayla: I hate made up cuss words. I especially hate the word "bish". I just wanna slap the hell out of people who...
  • 02:58:08: @ShortyMcStompy it makes a difference what newspaper you read?
  • 03:06:38: @ShortyMcStompy u dislike ppl who read Daily Mail? are they nuts? i've never seen it. i've read the Sun online
  • 03:10:18: @phonakins you dont expect to ever get married?
  • 03:14:10: .@abcworldnews wrote under woman's picture "Perspective nun"
  • 03:15:40: i'm so tired of "i hope my story will help others"
  • 04:29:49: @ShortyMcStompy ah, the Fox News of UK newspapers!
  • 11:41:55: #shutup pig.com! ur pig, symbolic of a piggy bank, gets bigger & bigger but it's just filling w/air, not $!
  • 12:59:12: free lunch Tue Thu Sat. this is the 2nd time i've been here (@ Our Daily Bread) http://4sq.com/dlU8Ts
  • 13:46:37: french vanilla instant cappuccino! (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  • 17:51:27: @davesib that's not a good sign
  • 17:54:01: saturday night came home to be surprised my computer was still on. 1/2 later it shut down on its own, has not booted up since
  • 17:55:09: i'm getting a blue screen winXP error "unmountable boot volume".
  • 17:56:48: this computer has had them before but time cured it! each time it would try to boot up, it would get farther along the boot routine
  • 17:58:17: not this time :( it shuts down before it gets to 3 bars on the windows splash screen. same place every time
  • 18:00:08: i just unscrewed every screw i could find, take off every cover, dust off the component inside, & put it back together, to no avail
  • 18:06:59: i'm desolated cuz i cant afford a new computer even with unemployment but this Dell has given yoeman's service, on for more than 56,000 hrs
  • 18:36:31: my electricity just went off! about 605p, thru the whole house. i tried to call my elec co but the website wouldnt find my acct
  • 18:39:08: i wondered what to do for about 15min. all my neighbors still have power. weatherwise it is thundering a little
  • 18:40:47: about 10min ago i went to my elec panel & threw the master switch. power back on! somehow i blew a fuse for the whole house!
  • 18:42:19: i'm actually using less elec than usual, as i was just lamenting my puta going dead. and yes my bill is paid up, i think
  • 18:59:25: then my front door just blew open! i thought it was locked!
  • 20:38:11: i thought i turned the power back on but i have no power upstairs in the bathroom--which is exactly 1 outlet
  • 21:21:03: i'm regressing :( i've dug out an old blow dryer, an old vcr, now i've dug out my old laptop, a win98 Gateway
  • 21:23:19: the old screen is way too red, and it only has dial-up internet, which i dont have any more. it doesnt even have a LAN port
  • 21:24:19: i did copy some old files from the hard disk, & found a cd of pix in the drive (!)
  • 21:25:08: so this old puta might as well go into the trash, it is just unusable
  • 21:26:56: the battery on that old computer wont hold a charge, has to be plugged in to run
  • 21:29:14: that old Gateway hadnt been turned on since march 2004
  • 21:29:55: only 1 of my hard drives was compatible with win98


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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

From Twitter 11-15-2010



  • 10:31:18: i have the same problem asking someone for a job as i have asking a woman for a date :(
  • 10:36:16: i left my newest and 2nd newest blow dryers at a friend's house so i dusted off my 3rd newest & used it today
  • 10:37:07: (i cant throw things like blow dryers away if they still work)
  • 10:38:38: the blow dryer i used today almost certainly hasnt been used in 15-20yrs
  • 12:42:09: @WongoWoman i replaced it w/ones w/more heat or more buttons but it still does the job
  • 12:45:53: we've only had 2" of rain in 2-1/2 months
  • 13:02:46: @WongoWoman they dont make em like they used to. i think i still have a blow dryer that's even older cuz i never throw anything away!
  • 13:05:37: hey #tsa, keep ur hands off my junk. i'd prefer being sniffed by a bomb-sniffing dog
  • 13:06:24: @WongoWoman mea culpa!
  • 13:25:32: .@christineromans they paid about $2,500 per mo on their debt while he lost his job? she must have had a good paying job!
  • 13:28:37: if the best-tasting food is the worst for you, that would be reason to curse god
  • 13:30:40: we dont actually know if fat kids even eat happy meals. no one's bothered to count
  • 13:32:24: my @McDonalds is not full of fat ppl (including me). in fact seeing really huge ppl there is pretty rare
  • 13:34:32: most of the kids i see w/happy meals dont eat it cuz they're too busy playing w/the toy
  • 13:35:23: lol! RT @kimshannon: My whole life just flashed between my legs.
  • 13:40:39: just found out Sardinia-Mowrystown @LionsClub has called it quits. they sponsored my club :(
  • 13:41:52: they sponsored my @LionsClub 65 years ago, i should add
  • 13:53:49: RT @Librehombre: No exterior supernatural force was ever the cause of, or reason for, any event, ever. http://bit.ly/deOcnV
  • 14:01:57: lately ppl are treating cheating like it's a lifestyle: once a cheater, always a cheater. i wonder if that's true
  • 14:03:32: i wonder how much C4 or PETN a terrorist can shove up his or her ass?
  • 14:08:08: was up earlier for the grand opening (@ Hillsboro Lions Club Candy Store) http://4sq.com/9uIXpW
  • 14:27:23: "non-lawyer paid spokesperson" & "doctor dramatization" may be being used cuz ethics still bar professionals from making commercials
  • 14:33:54: @christineromans it's definitely better to be unemployed without debt than with it!
  • 14:45:50: @PinUpMom blushing is a word
  • 14:47:08: RT @JaredvonHindman: Jared's Travel Tip: Take 3 Viagra before going through Airport Security. Make them work for it. ExtraCredit: Gimp Stuff
  • 14:51:31: lol! how about Bristol Palin? RT @thatfunnyjew: My pee burns for a little while after I look at a picture of Paris Hilton
  • 14:54:17: @LindaKennero cant eat, cant sleep? u in bad shape, tweetie!
  • 14:55:56: @HollyMarieMing there's a black actress named Holly, she was on 21 Jump Street
  • 14:57:26: @PinUpMom Man is the only animal that blushes...or ever needs to. --Mark Twain
  • 15:00:23: any disease/disorder that kills young ppl would be selected out as it would have a survival disadvantage #evolution
  • 15:01:58: i have over 100 bottles of shampoo, but i have a sneaking suspicion they are all the same thing except for a little fragrance
  • 15:03:14: @LindaKennero whining's the least we can expect then :)
  • 15:12:29: for the record, i give a ufck
  • 15:30:09: @Spankss nah. while instinct directs us to self-interest, most ppl are honest and decent
  • 15:46:28: @Spankss i've been accused of lying about what i had for breakfast! but i'm also president of my Lions Club
  • 17:10:45: finished Fed Head Start Review (@ Highland County Community Action) http://4sq.com/dpBtRF
  • 17:17:50: I'm at Arby's. http://4sq.com/an0Oeg
  • 18:51:42: 23million Americans have "limited access to fresh food". that's a big no. but not very significant--only 8%
  • 19:08:34: @TirzaFury "chucklefuck" is good


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Monday, November 15, 2010

From Twitter 11-14-2010



  • 03:10:13: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
  • 03:27:03: there must be a hundred eps of Forensic Files, so why does it seem Tru.tv keeps showing the same ones?
  • 10:29:26: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  • 11:49:32: @Hot_tober i like watching women doing their nails!
  • 11:50:20: and vice versa RT @LukeRomyn: You may be a genius, but you'll never get to be a porn star.
  • 11:51:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor u have a good day too!
  • 11:56:56: @LukeRomyn i'd like a bumper sticker that says "ask me about my vow of silence"
  • 13:05:44: shopping for a new computer (@ Best Buy) http://4sq.com/8H7QW0
  • 14:52:31: i've pretty much decided upon a dell 17" inspiron 2950 w/blu-ray 6gb ram 640gb hdd
  • 14:54:36: .@bestbuy has a prgm on all their putas in which u can type in the sku & look up reviews...except not a single puta i looked at found any
  • 15:03:13: electronics makers abandoning the DVR market gives a boost to the old VCRs IMO
  • 15:04:59: unfortunately @bestbuy doesnt keep the dell inspiron 2950 in stock so i have actually seen one
  • 15:08:05: u might ask how i can afford a new computer while unemployed? reply: i can live w/o a car, i can live w/o a frig, i cant live w/o a computer
  • 15:34:20: I'm at Office Max (4540 Eastgate Blvd, at Old Ohio 74, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/cDjkqb
  • 15:44:11: I'm at Dollar Tree (4530 Eastgate Blvd, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/9tdz6C
  • 16:38:55: I'm at Walmart (4370 Eastgate Square Dr, Cincinnati). http://4sq.com/bGeHZ4
  • 17:12:27: @TirzaFury i scanned it w/malwarebytes, spybot, & hitman pro, but today it wont even boot up
  • 19:00:16: @TirzaFury it's a 6-1/2yr-old Dell winXP laptop, been acting up for a few months. i may have tech look at it but i'd hate to lose my stuff
  • 19:04:12: @TirzaFury techies can only say 1 of 3 things: restart the app, reboot the computer, or reformat the hard drive
  • 19:53:36: @QuackityQ h a p p y b i r f d a y !
  • 19:55:20: *shudder* RT @QuackityQ: pictures.... RT @Breathless74: My hair was nearly to my waist and now its a short bob.
  • 21:25:07: Bolt browser doesnt seem to show me replies/mentions. so much for Bolt
  • 21:26:39: @Breathless74 just the thought of anyone cutting off all their hair :(
  • 21:54:29: #shutup aleve! "why am i still thinking about this?" you're not, you're just saying your lines
  • 23:28:23: @inappropwriting nitey nite


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