- 00:04:06: i cant believe it’s not butter ad. why do her clothes change? why doesnt she dance as good as he?
- 05:42:19: @EmAgain have fun!
- 05:44:56: i’ve been fooling around resetting my computer all night, i gotta get to bed. i got ready for bed 3 hrs ago, but then got distracted
- 11:41:54: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
- 11:50:22: laying baby on stomach may/may not actually cause SIDS, but the statistic puts baby in group w/more SIDS. that is lying with statistics
- 11:52:29: u have a 2x higher risk of having a heart attack while wearing a white shirt
- 11:53:51: if u hear that red cars have more accidents so u immed paint ur red car black, have u actually reduced ur risk at all?
- 11:55:34: @Zoe_E_W kerplotzes, huh? lol
- 11:56:56: @Jamblasted is that like "drowning a little"?
- 12:00:48: i'd rather die ungroped by TSA than live after submitting to the indignity and surrendering the rights
- 12:02:20: @AdrianneCurry *wolf whistle*!
- 12:04:16: @Zoe_E_W lol. a tech told me my laptop's LAN port was getting "flakey" & actually said that was the official term w/a straight face
- 12:06:24: @nuckingfutsmama i think i heard that rain on ur wedding day was a sign of good luck, no?
- 12:07:54: @ceebee308 there's some interesting quotes in ur quote book!
- 12:10:11: @TabooLaRossi hey TLR, how's it going?
- 12:13:01: some days it's just not worth chewing throught the restraints
- 12:14:31: lol! RT @ceebee308: @DyNama Indeed! It's interesting how so many famous people mentioned crime thrillers over the years. :)
- 12:17:58: @Linda_NH dinner is served!
- 12:21:40: lol RT @LeRoiSUGAR: Annoying loser outside raking leaves & BLASTING death metal. Oh wait...That's my husband. Never mind.
- 12:24:23: lol! RT @Larion: Took me .03 seconds to not care RT @missnicci: Making my hair straight takes me close to 2 hours.
- 14:02:15: your grandparents worried about getting tuberculosis and polio. worrying about catching the flu or a cold seems micro-managing
- 16:48:50: i swear i read once that mayonnaise is so acidic it does not allow bacteria to grow to cause food poisoning
- 16:54:25: @VeronikaG well, that’s what i hear on tv all the time
- 16:56:21: @Noadi hmmm, homemade mayo? never known anyone to make their own. i did know a woman who made her own ketchup
- 16:58:31: @pribbibility @VeronikaG not sure i’ve ever had hollandaise. never had food poisoning, i dont worry about it.
- 16:59:12: .@Noadi i have made my own eggnog…with raw eggs
- 19:40:13: delicious pizza with pepp, sausage, & mushrooms. funny thing is, there weren’t mushrooms on it when i bot it a few wks ago
- 21:31:47: #shutup babycarrots! we decide what’s “junk food”, not ad agencies
- 22:05:47: download site says “ave dl time = 15min” for 640mb file. it takes my DSL 1½ hrs
- 22:16:07: high BP may/may not cause heart attacks. all we know for sure is that it puts you in a group that has more heart attacks
- 22:38:24: @TabooLaRossi not too bad. still unemployed, running out of benefits, but i’ll worry about that later :) sitting w/tv & my cats
- 23:21:09: .@Hot_tober that’s what i read, tater salad will survive a cpl hrs outside at a picnic. i eat anything. i’m not a worrier.
- 23:37:44: i use Trigger a very old freeware prgm to change my wallpaper every hour http://www.neovolve.com/post/2003/01/30/167.aspx
- 23:41:22: no matter how intuitive their advice sounds, HR doesnt really have any idea how to pick out the best ppl to hire
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