From Twitter 11-27-2010

• 00:24:17: @JosephLane yeah, i used to require a minimum of 300 tweets, but since then i’ve seen spam accts w/that many tweets
  
• 00:32:44: i really try not to care about misspellings, but putting your instead of you’re really bugs me. if u dont want to differentiate, use “ur”
  
• 00:37:06: i’m afraid Aaron Neville doesnt impress me as a singer. he sounds like he’s using falsetto, & he has no volume at all
  
• 00:58:57: and i said to my boss “that’s not my stomach growling, that’s the talking shredded wheat yelling for help.”
  
• 01:11:11: the Hoover Dam is 660-feet thick at the bottom
  
• 01:49:59: as a category, cereal commercials are i think the stupidest
  
• 22:18:45: @elizapi yeah, just cuz they dont mean to offend u doesnt mean u arent offended
  
• 22:23:21: i saw Tangled today with my brother. it was terrific! great animation!
  

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From Twitter 11-26-2010

• 12:15:49: we're here at the Scott Antique Trade Show, got here at 1045a
  
• 15:25:15: leaving the show. sis-in-law found a table & a tray, bro found a nazi knife, & i got a few $2 rings
  
• 15:26:41: bro wanted to buy a samuri sword for $100 but his wife, um, talked him out of it
  
• 15:35:54: @JosephLane i thought we get extra points for tweeting a lot, the no of followers didnt count for anything. we must be doing it wrong.
  
• 22:33:31: do people really give cars for christmas presents?
  
• 22:59:00: for 3 decades, every time my bro & family came to town, they had to get their favorite meal at a local restaurant. that may have ended today
  
• 23:00:36: ←today the service was awful, the meal took a long time to get, & sis-in-law thot it wasnt as good
  
• 23:01:32: .@jodotcom thanx for the #FF Luv!
  
• 23:19:39: computer died, lost my Arial Unicode font in the reformat, so i installed Office 2010 trial just to get another copy
  
• 23:22:11: mustve been 1 damn good tweet! RT @JosephLane How is that a person has > 900 followers & has only Tweeted once? Am I doing this all wrong?
  
• 23:33:52: when hard disk reformatted, brand-name touch pad driver replaced w/generic “PS/2 Compatible Mouse” driver. doesnt scale right
  
• 23:34:35: @QuackityQ did you just tweet something?
  
• 23:39:36: @QuackityQ good. at least i’m seeing your tweets!
  

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From Twitter 11-25-2010

• 02:24:02: if i twirled a pen like the #VW salesmen, my hand would go to sleep from being held up in the air
  
• 02:26:14: this eve i spent w/my bro & sis-in-law & her mom. we went antique shopping in Blanchester & Milford, had dinner in Wilmington
  
• 02:28:32: we went to a cafeteria but missed getting the lunch price by 3 min so we left rather than pay the extra $3 each
  
• 02:31:01: i didnt buy anything except some goodies at the amish bakery
  
• 02:32:32: my bro & sis-in-law are counseling me about finding a job. nevermind that it’s been years since either had to find one
  
• 02:52:22: bro actually did have a hard time finding a new project within the megacorporation he works for. said he submitted 65 or so resumés
  
• 02:57:15: who’s this Jazey that all the young ppl say they like to listen to?
  
• 12:20:57: me too! RT @StephhAlexis the season i was watching on TV of ‘’Ghost Whisperer’’ finished so now its ‘’Medium’’ (: my second favourite show.
  
• 12:22:00: RT @BibleAlsoSays: Your Brain on Religion: self-deception, denial, heightened anthropomorphism, superstition, attribution, supernatural/ ...
  
• 14:06:43: i’m sorry but i hate soldiers returning home as a surprise. s/he deprived his/her family of the planning & anticipation for a stunt
  
• 14:10:17: i worked at home for 1½hrs sorting & storing and worn myself out :( just a couple thousand hrs of work left
  
• 14:13:38: Jay Leno once joked about the color-coded threat level: “the threat has been raised to ‘Elevated’. wait, what color is that?” @HLNTV
  
• 16:17:44: my bibliography for debunking the so-called obesity epidemic: http://xrl.us/biblio
  
• 16:55:37: @Breathless74 you’re friends without even trying!
  
• 16:56:05: url shorteners: is.gd does a proper 301 redirect; sister service v.gd doesnt do redirects, always shows a preview page
  
• 18:27:06: i’ve had 4 turkey dinners this holliday season but none today. i’m having chicken-flavored raman noodle soup right now
  
• 18:34:24: @MzStarrBurst no family or riends around today, & i don’t cook beyond microwaving
  
• 18:38:02: @MzStarrBurst my lupus neighbor is w/her daughter & granddaughters; my brother is w/his wife’s family in indiana
  
• 18:39:24: lol! RT @Zidonia My dad just said ‘this Melon Farmer’ meaning ‘this mother effer’. I love how corny my family is. lol
  
• 18:40:10: RT @Sethmils: I'm thankful that when America was discovered there were no people here so we were able to inhabit this land with no confl ...
  
• 18:43:35: @MzStarrBurst how’s ur thanxgiving feast?
  
• 18:50:15: .@MzStarrBurst i had planned to be with the folks in Florida today but it didnt work out
  
• 18:57:04: 3 US Presidential elections in a row were affectd by the bullet not the ballot. 1964 JFK killed, 68 Robt Kennedy killed, 72 Geo Wallace shot
  
• 19:15:27: @jodotcom @justbowser the funny thing the bikini was named after a bomb!
  
• 19:16:47: the more i hear about the remake of Footloose, the more i’m convinced it will just be a rip-off
  
• 19:18:45: RT @SoLyrical: Me saying grace: "Heavenly father, that's what's up. Amen" Everyone: *blank stare*
  
• 19:24:59: #JustinBieber’s hair is nothing special, it’s just a Beatle haircut.
  
• 19:27:07: yep! RT @jodotcom RT @DyNama: @justbowser the funny thing is the bikini was named after a bomb! // The one’s dropped on the Bikini Atoll?
  
• 20:35:18: and the more fallout, the better! RT @jrbaltmd57 @jodotcom @justbowser I have enjoyed some beautiful ‘bikini bombs’!!! LOL!
  
• 22:38:07: @jrbaltmd57 yeah! i tell young ppl that what we used to call thongs are now called flip-flops
  
• 23:46:22: i dont think the male vocalist on the Tonight Show Band is very good. i didnt think the female vocalist in the old band was either
  

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From Twitter 11-24-2010

• 08:04:27: yes 42million will travel 50mi+ this weekend but 9 out of 10 will drive & most of them travel on Xgiving Day
  
• 09:01:08: i got your jawbone right here!
  
• 10:04:41: hitting the road w/my brother & sis-in-law & her mother
  
• 11:44:33: just went to 2 amish stores, a bakery & a grocery store. the bathroom light had a motion detector
  
• 17:21:57: I just became the mayor of Goodwill on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aLkXBZ
  
• 17:21:57: I'm at Goodwill (Rombach Avenue, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/aLkXBZ
  
• 18:53:38: After a very strong premiere for TLC, Sarah Palin’s Alaska dropped 40% in total viewers, 44% in key 18-49 demo, and 46% in adults 25-54 demo
  
• 18:54:52: Also worrying: [Sarah Palin’s Alaska]‘s median age is 57, a whopping 15 years higher than TLC’s average.
  
• 18:55:55: .@celtfiddler never been on a cruise myself
  
• 19:00:04: yay, good dancing finally triumphed on #DWTS
  
• 21:44:52: i taped a ½hr of news to get a web address, but trying to watch it has taken 1¼hrs so far--i keep getting phone calls
  

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From Twitter 11-23-2010

• 02:16:31: maybe we’re fat, maybe not, but whenever i browse clearance racks of clothing, the mediums are always gone
  
• 02:19:02: hey #microsoft, should that be “to the clouds”?
  
• 02:29:49: #Colbert showing #MarthaStewart how to make mayonnaise-koolaid sandwich! lol & yuck
  
• 04:26:55: Tis more blessed to give than receive but methinks #Oprah overdoes the giving thing
  
• 09:56:52: @TabooLaRossi it's a real pain for sure, but there is some small comfort in starting over from scratch
  
• 09:59:35: what are the odds that the jawbone is #NataleeHolloway? storm washes up bone of the most famous missing person in the world?
  
• 10:48:35: asking the public their opinion on the arts is nutty. #justinbieber is good, but he’s not entertainer of the year. nonsense
  
• 10:50:45: voluntary polls convey absolutely no useful info. it’s the opinion of the ppl w/the motivation, technology, & time to vote
  
• 12:50:35: back from a free lunch served by churches. ran into John, a guy that used to work at Former Employer
  
• 17:29:36: if i’d looked at my calendar, i’d’ve known i had a community action brd mtg this eve, but i hadnt noticed the conflict w/Lions Zone mtg
  
• 17:29:57: & the truth is i forgot about both meetings :(
  
• 17:32:33: i cant apply for a job that gets 100s of applications, i just cant
  
• 17:35:40: online petitions are worthless, i dont waste my time
  
• 23:30:13: only 6% of Xgiving travelers take a flight.
  
• 23:48:05: i never watch jon stewart and steven colbert until just a few weeks ago. they really are funny
  

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From Twitter 11-22-2010

• 00:39:47: @MomFreethinker yes they live in florida, 2miles from my sister who rarely talks to her for 3 hours!
  
• 00:41:36: .@MomFreethinker Mom’s from Cleveland (the Hungarian section), Dad’s from Canton. happy xgiving to you too
  
• 00:45:24: i put an X in all 3 pagan hollydays hijacked by Xianity: Xgiving, Xmas, and Xter
  
• 00:47:27: my favorite hooker, Dr Candy, is an MD so i can also get a prostate exam
  
• 00:47:55: aaah, there’s a joke in there somewhere
  
• 01:43:37: @HereticChick they dont take #pmdd seriously? is ur GYN male? i see ads for a prescrip drug for pmdd
  
• 01:45:29: @BlackGod917 it goes back to G.I. Jane. i find it irritating too
  
• 01:50:26: @BlackGod917 yeah, Demi screamed it at a superior officer
  
• 01:54:43: @HereticChick that sounds like what u need, tho old men gyns should keep up
  
• 10:39:34: it was just a ½gal of factory-made tea, “sweetened w/lemon”, but i was too cheap to throw it away. i decanted it into square bottles…→
  
• 10:42:35: ←but the consistancy of the tea bothered me, so i went & strained the tea. the strainer did in fact catch some slimy stuff…→
  
• 10:44:29: ←still i was too cheap to throw it out! so i ended up boiling it! now the tea is back in smaller square bottles in my frig…→
  
• 10:45:55: ←let’s see if i have the guts to drink it! (no play on words intended.)
  
• 10:47:29: @HereticChick i’m just glad you know you’re not bi-polar!
  
• 10:50:20: i like pronouncing bipolar BIP-oh-lar. it drives bipolar ppl crazy…or even crazier.
  
• 10:53:59: JKF secret service bodyguards hope to end conspiracy talk. as long as they say Lee Harvey Oswald didnt do it! he was framed!
  
• 10:55:08: stating Oswald didn’t do it doesn’t mean there was a conspiracy, does it?
  
• 10:56:40: i have a problem with any statue of jesus…namely that no one knows what he looked like!
  
• 11:00:13: America’s Most Wanted told story of woman Natasha Herzig who was forced into prostitution. after she was rescued, she said…→
  
• 11:04:21: she had trouble getting back to normal. 1 thing she did was enter the porn industry! an article i found said she used the name Tiffany Price
  
• 12:31:45: what damns a former porn star is not having sex, everyone has sex, it is filming it
  
• 12:32:47: RT @CrispySea: I noticed our local Jesus was dangerously loose on his cross but It was ok - I had a nailgun in my truck! No danger to an ...
  
• 12:36:01: #BristolPalin is going to win #DWTS Dancing With The Stars…but she’s not a star
  
• 12:38:48: it’d be like #DWTS couldnt get Fidel Castro, so they settled for his brother Raul
  
• 12:42:53: rosy predictions of increased holiday spending will crash if millions of ppl lose federal unemployment benefits. congress is a grinch!
  
• 14:57:28: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville). http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 17:18:10: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 17:36:25: wow, i just saw a 7-port usb 2.0 hub for $10 from APC at @officedepot. that's the lowest i've even seen them
  
• 17:46:07: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 17:46:08: I just became the mayor of Office Max on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 18:27:54: I just ousted James T. as the mayor of Dollar Tree on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9WrQ5y
  
• 18:27:54: I'm at Dollar Tree (8287 Springboro Pike, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9WrQ5y
  
• 20:32:03: mmm, @AmberTamblyn wears some hot high heels on #House
  
• 20:40:35: how many ppl out there actually believe u should replace ur mattress every 8 years? anyone? that’s what i thot. #shutup mattressfirm!
  
• 20:46:01: .@LisaEdelstein is so hot!
  
• 20:52:41: i looove high heel boots!
  
• 20:53:38: so on the way home i stopped for an instant cappuccino, smores flavor. it is delicious!
  
• 20:55:17: got home 15min late for the beginning of House MD
  
• 21:42:53: is it okay to say “thank you, ma’am” to a woman you know is single? how about if you don’t know?
  
• 21:53:51: @Cozelle lol! thank you, lady!
  
• 22:40:15: Greyhound is the only breed of dog mentioned in the bible
  

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From Twitter 11-21-2010

• 03:30:29: cool. just finished rewriting batch files i lost when my computer crashed. i *think* they work
  
• 03:33:17: my batch file uses an old freeware search/replace prgm formerly called BKReplaceEm http://www.ecobyte.com/replacetext/
  
• 11:19:26: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 11:25:56: @TabooLaRossi you writing lately? i havent looked for ur blogs in a while--my puta just got reformatted & i lost all my bookmarks
  
• 11:28:17: @TabooLaRossi yep, good stuff on tv, a glass of red wine, a full pack of smokes, & 2 cats on my lap *sigh* doesnt get much better than that
  
• 11:40:38: RT @cheapcurts: Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno
  
• 11:45:16: that was my 50th checkin at McDonalds thru #4sq
  
• 13:50:40: i have no enmity towards felons, including sex offenders, once they’ve done their time.
  
• 13:54:16: children generally like to talk with me. ½ of me thinks “dont talk to strangers”, the other ½ thinks “i’d be lonely if they didnt”
  
• 14:00:04: @Jamblasted aint it? strange climate we live in these days
  
• 14:07:00: i really really hope that #NataleeHolloway’s remains have been found, just so the #furshluginner case would be done & finished
  
• 14:08:40: actually i’d rather #NataleeHolloway would be found alive & safe & still beautiful but end the case one way or another
  
• 14:12:29: i’m so tired of the #NataleeHolloway case, a Missing White Girl of The Week story that’s lasted 5 years
  
• 15:49:35: you're just sitting on your tuffet all day. i say get off your tuffet and get back to work!
  
• 15:50:42: it took 2 tries to get that joke written
  
• 15:52:36: @jencahill welcome back to twitter! former tv reporter?
  
• 15:56:05: @skirrid i would! i like seeing my follower come and go. i use twunfollow at the mo & who.unfollowed.me
  
• 15:58:42: @ShortyMcStompy where's Cher going? i think more highly of her person than her singing
  
• 16:06:36: @ShortyMcStompy nah that's not uncool! u like what u like! i thot u meant Cher as in Sonny & Cher
  
• 16:08:05: Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one i got. Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot.
  
• 16:12:18: Woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name. He said "U can go sleep at home tonite if u can get up and walk away."
  
• 16:14:50: NYC Chelsea district was part of the estate of Clement Moore author of "Twas the Night before Xmas". it was being developed in his lifetime
  
• 16:15:50: i've been tweeting from my bathtub. guess i should finish my ablutions & get out
  
• 17:41:14: Kate Middleton is one long cool drink of water!
  
• 17:43:04: is there a word for Brit nouns that dont require an article: at university, go to hospital, &c?
  
• 17:47:27: i just decanted factory-made ice tea into empty sq btls but at the bottom of the jug was a disgusting blob of something
  
• 17:48:08: i actually worry that #KateMiddleton is TOO skinny
  
• 17:50:58: i really think Heidi Montag looks fabulous, plastic surgery and all
  
• 17:53:02: Spenser Pratt couldnt be too much of a dope if he could land a woman like Heidi
  
• 17:54:36: Hellcats on the CW looks like a cheap version of Glee. Really cheap.
  
• 17:55:34: i wonder how many men under the age of 50 have ever used a shoehorn
  
• 17:57:47: which 80’s bombshell was born w/the name Mary Collins? Loni Anderson, Bo Derek, or Suzanne Sommers? #trivia
  
• 17:59:56: i have never sniffed my pits nor breathed into my hand.
  
• 18:01:09: i guessed right, Bo Derek’s real name was Mary Collins. #trivia #answer
  
• 18:03:31: i hate PR photos in which the actors/actresses don’t smile. everyone smiles for a photograph. if you don’t, you’re acting
  
• 18:05:40: @expatina i’m sure there’s lots of entertainment “news” that u wish u didn’t waste brain cells on
  
• 18:21:05: Control over the personal behavior of others is the new public health ethic. It is not to be confused with medical ethics.
  
• 18:30:30: gawd i just despise the Frosted Flakes ad w/the father’s constant chatter from baseball practice to eating a bowl of cereal. i mute it
  
• 18:31:37: #shutup news! speculation over whether anyone is running for President is NOT NEWS!
  
• 18:33:27: @expatina lol, Sherlock Holmes said he didnt want to cram his brain w/useless stuff like whether the earth revolves around the sun
  
• 18:43:22: does my computer have any knowledge of how many hours total it has been on?
  
• 19:00:53: .@Darcy_M @Jamblasted thanx! i’d found out how to get “uptime” since last reboot but i wondered if total uptime was available
  
• 19:02:03: @Darcy_M @Jamblasted i’d estimate my 6½yo puta has been on 56,000+ hours!
  
• 19:11:48: before reformat of my hard disk, i had a name brand driver on my touch pad. now it just says “ps/2 compatible mouse”
  
• 19:21:03: lots of leftovers for supper: pizza from wensday, turkey & noodles from thursday, egg mcmuffin from this morning
  
• 23:32:29: just talked for 2¾ hours with my mom on the phone!
  
• 23:34:38: does trans-siberian orchestra actually have anything to do with siberia?
  
• 23:39:28: dammit, i just wanted to install adobe reader but first i have to install that stupid adobe download manager
  
• 23:56:33: @MomFreethinker we get along! my dad says “what on earth could u talk about for that long?!” if i get 10min out of my dad, i done good
  

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