From Twitter 03-20-2010

• 00:04:25: Fettuccine Alfredo is named after an italian chef who created it, Alfredo di Lelio, & was popularized by Mary Pickford & Douglas Fairbanks
  
• 06:34:47: thanx for the kind words! RT @futuredirected: #FF @DyNama I have found You to be consistently artwiculate and brilliant, Sweetie
  
• 06:36:13: me too RT @Taby74: I hate to see others humiliated or embarrassed. It makes me feel humiliated and embarrased for them.
  
• 06:39:15: that doesnt sound like a dork to me! RT @Taby74: I always wear a thong when I wear jeans #anothertruestory
  
• 06:46:03: Demi Moore is going on 50 but still looks fabulous. i think part of the reason is her long hair
  
• 06:47:36: them's fighting words! RT @Jamberta: Sly and the Family Stone's Every Day People is better than any Beatle's song ever.
  
• 06:52:46: i never once set out to get drunk. i've only been drunk 2 or 3 times, hungover only once, in 1973. i do like adult beverages tho.
  
• 07:00:32: hubba, hubba! RT @Taby74: I am a short, chuby redhead and I am okay with that. #realwomenhavecurves
  
• 07:04:17: Betty Nguyen has left CNN for CBS Early Show? nooooooo!
  
• 07:07:12: @CateyeMinty i cant believe it! http://zi.ma/66e66a
  
• 07:10:07: ha! RT @CateyeMinty: RT @dahara: When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically. #humor || He He HE
  
• 07:13:04: 1 or 2 sodas or donuts a day is NOT going to make you fat. there are no bad foods, only bad nutritionists
  
• 07:16:17: And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance
  
• 07:20:23: i've always called soda "pop" but i find "soda" less ambiguous. "i'm going to have a pop" can be taken several ways.
  
• 07:21:53: the choreographed cars on the Lexis commercial are pretty amazing. i wonder how they do that. gps?
  
• 07:25:56: #shutup Time Warner! moonshine DOES have vitamins!
  
• 07:27:19: @CateyeMinty (i deleted that tweet to fix the grammatical error)
  
• 07:28:57: @CateyeMinty looks like hundreds of cars!
  
• 08:38:53: .@Jamberta it's actually ok to not think the Beatles are so great if they were before ur time. i have same argument w/parents about Sinatra!
  
• 08:50:07: Evernote is a great prgm just for keeping all your notes.i have 641 notes, passwords, receipts, articles, jokes, &c in mine
  
• 08:54:56: friend sent me email claiming Pres Obama's BIL would have been fired had his employer not got stimulus funds. not true http://zi.ma/05298e
  
• 08:57:50: thanx but you don't follow me urself! RT @dahara: #FF #Gratitude #Love ¸¸.•**•.¸¸ @DyNama
  
• 10:37:13: 2day i got 2 #FF s from 1 who doesnt follow me, then that FF was retweeted by 8 others!
  
• 10:39:45: yesterday @ Big Lots the Closeout Store i bot 1 pkg of Sharpies & 1 pkg of cat toys& u wouldnt believe how much wiil it took 2 only buy 1!
  
• 10:40:36: @ShortyMcStompy what does the British Legion do?
  
• 11:04:03: @ShortyMcStompy ah. were/are u in the military?
  
• 11:05:22: @ShortyMcStompy i guess, now that u mention it, we have an American Legion. duh!
  
• 11:10:09: there is a long hair that doesnt like the short hair 4 bein such a rich 1 that will not help the poor 1 & diffrent strokes 4 diffrent folks
  
• 11:17:20: @Jamberta Evry Day Ppl is a good song. i like Thank You (Fa Lettin Me Be Mice Elf Agin) too
  
• 11:20:34: @Jamberta i think Prince learned to spell from Sly Stone!
  
• 11:25:35: and so on and so on and scooby dooby doo be
  
• 11:40:31: i dont like carrots...especially when they've been cooked
  
• 12:20:47: the bailout per se doesnt bother me as much as the fact that they paid it 100¢ on the dollar w/no bargaining
  
• 13:56:25: i'm back in Big Lots! i had to come back to make an exchange
  
• 14:02:29: i'm just looking around & a fellow shopper complains they have dry erase markers but no dry erase boards. i show her where they are
  
• 15:00:14: i'm in wal-mart now. yes i have a wal-mart at home, but wal-marts are different. 4x this 1 has ruled 4x4 nature post-its, home doesnt
  
• 15:05:04: @ShortyMcStompy i hear ya! i didnt think miltary was 4 me either, i.e. Viet Nam, but my brother got his 20yrs in the US Air Force
  
• 16:05:26: back home. if i need to get out, all i can think to do is go shopping. i need to think of other ways to get out
  
• 16:06:20: the police are here across the street for some reason, lights flashing
  
• 16:07:19: when i'm out i dont read my twitter timwline very much, just check for mentions
  
• 21:15:11: @Taby74 when you step it while walking
  
• 21:16:28: back from visit my neighbor. we sat outside w/her 2 granddaughters even tho it was cooooold
  
• 21:17:04: @Taby74 i.e., step ON it, durn typos
  
• 21:23:06: @Taby74 only 2 of us? i bet others were thinking it
  
• 21:34:42: they're up to Final Fantasy XIII. guess it wasn't really very final.
  
• 21:35:56: looking back over my tweets today, i made a lot of typos!
  
• 21:37:24: @Taby74 i fixed it by taping a toothpick under it
  
• 21:40:23: http://twitpic.com/19wvda - @Taby74 see, i fixed my spacebar
  
• 21:44:22: @Taby74 i dont really know what to do. i don't want to send it off. i can't do without my puta. i need a daily O too!
  
• 21:56:38: @TabyG74 yes definitely. i wish it could get a new puta, an even bigger one, 17". bigger is better!
  
• 22:00:38: @TabyG74 netbooks are cute and have their uses, i wouldnt mind having one at times
  
• 22:06:24: i got some cookies--snackwells devils food--and promptly ate 8 servings. a serving size is 1 cookie!
  
• 22:16:09: @TabyG74 lemon
  
• 22:21:38: not too bad, practicing kissing up! how bout you? RT @QuackityQ @TabyG74 You are such a kiss up Norm :) LOL how are you?
  
• 22:46:51: i didnt find coconut m&ms so i had to settle for almond joy pieces
  
• 23:13:52: say @davesib will u ask Kim about getting tennis tix this year?
  
• 23:29:39: wal-mart says ur home could look like a "page from a magazine". what's wrong w/me that i abhor the idea?
  

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From Twitter 03-19-2010

• 00:04:21: @cody_k all 3 are technically illegal
  
• 00:09:54: @futuredirected BION i cant even imagine circumstances in which it'd be right
  
• 00:11:45: my space bar is not working right so i'm pasting spaces from the clipboard
  
• 00:13:09: @cody_k i'll bet u don't really know. i should call my congssmn and ask for more laws?
  
• 00:14:31: @Taby74 yeah suddenly the space bar sticks, like a spring broke or something
  
• 00:16:13: @cody_k in ohio u can't drink in public. u can drink in ur house but ur porch is not considered to be in ur house
  
• 00:18:33: @cody_k the city solicitor told me so. he said the police have even asked him about rousting front porch parties!
  
• 00:22:28: @cody_k ALL laws! all of us, even the most law-abiding, break a dozen a day cuz no one could know them all
  
• 00:25:02: @cody_k nonsense laws breed disrespect for all of them
  
• 00:27:18: @Cody_K my opinion is not neccessarily. u hear those jokes about ridiculous laws still on the books
  
• 00:31:24: @cody_k not good enuf. that leads to capricious enforcement. http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida
  
• 00:36:06: @cody_k marijuana laws haven't inspired any anarchy?
  
• 00:41:57: @cody_k sorry, i did think they were the same thing
  
• 00:45:00: @Taby74 thanx for the #FF, sweetie!
  
• 00:46:49: @Pragmatics_Anon oh yeah the war on drugs has abridged civil rights big-time
  
• 00:50:20: @cody_k i'm not an anarchist, i want to be a law-abiding citizen. if pot is illegal, i wont smoke any.
  
• 00:54:12: me neither RT @futuredirected: I don't believe it, but then, I don't really believe anything. @DyNama @cody_k
  
• 01:07:09: i'm unemployed. is healthcare reform going to make me buy insurance?
  
• 01:12:25: @Taby74 good night, Taby
  
• 01:20:17: @QuackityQ good night
  
• 10:36:57: ouch RT @davesib: @DyNama RT@i'm unemployed. is healthcare reform going to make me buy insurance? You bet ya.
  
• 10:43:45: #shutup Cheerios! she lost weight on whole grains but also brains if she thinks baking dry clothes will shrink them
  
• 10:50:37: what happens to the sandbags when the water goes down?
  
• 10:56:36: new rules trying to keep kids from smoking wont work, it'll just make it more attractive to "bad" kids
  
• 11:04:59: yum, shoes! heels? RT @MyNeuroticLife: Online shopping. Lethal. Nearly spent next months mortgage on clothes and pretty, pretty shoes...
  
• 11:14:17: @bluberi01 HLN said Fargo has to sandbag about every other year. maybe they store them and reuse them
  
• 11:15:24: @EmReturns i too enjoy being a member of that persecuted minority. it could be the only "bad" thing i do!
  
• 11:22:19: i hate it when ppl try to find life lessons in someone's death. 1. u already knew it, 2. his/her circumstances dont apply 2 u
  
• 11:25:48: much better than a boney face! RT @MzStarrBurst: i have a fat face to tho. RT @DontBeASkeptik: you can tell im fat from my face cant you? i
  
• 11:26:31: duh! RT @MzStarrBurst: Oh, it was on mute.
  
• 11:29:47: @elmonte09 thanx for the #followfriendly and back atcha!
  
• 11:48:18: Christiane Amanpour leaving CNN? say it aint so!
  
• 13:27:29: yep, i'm shopping again! i'm prowling around Staples in Wilmington
  
• 14:00:43: i got some sale-priced Sony DVD+Rs, hope they work better than those Memorex DVD+RWs
  
• 16:26:18: after shopping @ Big Lots--they had cinnamon brown sugar flavored Ritz crackers!--i'm taking a reading break at McD
  
• 16:28:09: Big Lots the Closeout Store did have Phillips DVD+Rs advertised on sale but were out. still, i got a better price @ Staples
  
• 16:30:50: @celtfiddler i havent been an officer for years, but as a trustee of the Central Ohio Lions Eye Bank i'm considered in the governors cabinet
  
• 16:32:35: i guess it's time to go home. it's been a very nice day to be out.
  
• 18:26:04: *drool* RT @MyNeuroticLife: @DyNama Of course heels! There are no other types of shoe!!!
  
• 18:35:14: none of my Friday shows--Ghost Whisperer, Medium, and Numb3rs--are on tonite cuz of some dumb basketball tournament
  
• 18:52:11: thanx for the #FollowFriday! @66Betty @AkReality
  
• 19:50:35: @futuredirected thanx for the #FF, tho some days i'm more artwiculate than others!
  
• 21:26:14: what does ammonia in cleaning products do?
  
• 21:32:34: @Jamberta maybe so, the smell about chokes me!
  
• 21:34:21: @MzStarrBurst i'm in, watching tv
  
• 21:36:24: @Jamberta i used a strong ammonia solution to clean the inside of my car windows, they were really filthy
  
• 21:38:59: kewl for having work RT @davesib: Heading home and get to work on Mon. I think the Lord for that.
  
• 21:40:55: @Jamberta mine had smoke build-up, ordinary glass cleaner just smeared it around
  
• 21:42:52: @EmReturns bleach, the bachelor's cleaning friend? it's not clean, it just looks clean
  
• 21:44:28: @EmReturns but i don't think so. the bottle says add it to laundry, w/o the precautions u need to take for chlorine bleach
  
• 21:50:23: my spacebar is broken, so i added enuf spring to it by taping a toothpick under it to lever it back up. works so far
  
• 22:04:05: just so u think it must be working? RT @QuackityQ: @DyNama make it so your eyes and nose burn...
  
• 22:16:44: according to http://zi.ma/edfb ammonia suspends dirt incl grease & oil & doesnt redeposit @EmReturns @Jamberta @VariantVal @QuackityQ
  
• 22:26:03: a French chemist created the first safe commercial hair coloring in 1909. His company the French Harmless Hair Dye Company became L'Oreal
  
• 22:29:22: @Jamberta thanx, i'll try that. ammonia did seem to work good, but like i say, the odor is suffocating
  
• 22:40:09: @EmReturns acc to howstuffworks.com http://lnk.in/72ns ammonia+peroxide is the color, to lighten hair u still need bleach
  
• 22:41:58: @Jamberta u got that right! i've used it occasionally as a hair rinse
  
• 22:45:24: i shorten a link with http://zi.ma, then a minute later zi.ma 's page won't open
  
• 22:54:48: .@Taby74 there's only 1 reason to be happy to get ur period, no?
  
• 23:16:53: .@jodotcom nitey-nite
  
• 23:20:10: .@VariantVal night, val
  

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From Twitter 03-18-2010

• 00:51:10: kid's cereal with fiber. kid's yogurt with extra calcium. we are doomed
  
• 00:56:32: @oceanchick99 o.m.g.
  
• 01:01:50: @Taby74 @oceanchick99 very cute vid!
  
• 01:03:52: @oceanchick99 there's even ads for pro-biotic dog food! the dog says "i'm not only a pooper, i'm an optimal one."
  
• 01:05:12: @Taby74 *smoooch*
  
• 01:11:22: @Taby74 that's a lot of pressure!
  
• 01:13:42: @oceanchick99 my BIL once said "i work my ass off for a living, and a copywriter gets paid to write 'i get the eaties for my wheaties!'"
  
• 01:14:30: @Taby74 not a doubt in the world! that's just the kind of woman you are!
  
• 01:15:57: if i dont puff enuf on my cigarettes they go out. is there some law about self-extinguishing smokes lately?
  
• 01:17:22: @oceanchick99 that was way back about 1980 but i always think of that when i hear stooooooopid ad copy or slogans
  
• 01:18:24: @Taby74 hit it outta the park, baby!
  
• 01:22:31: @senseifil nope, Ohio, but i actually have never heard anything about this
  
• 03:07:37: #shutup Hoist! electrolyte replentishment is not a proven hangover cure. u even say u don't know how it works on ur website! it doesn't.
  
• 03:09:21: #shutup Coke & Pepsi! removing soda pop from schools will have ZERO effect on so-called childhood obesity. ur cutting ur own throat!
  
• 03:16:05: #shutup critics of soda pop! try to find even 1 scientific study that blames obesity on pop. there are no bad foods, only bad nutritionists
  
• 03:18:28: @ShortyMcStompy morning SMcS! hope ur head is better and ur day is good
  
• 03:19:48: @LindaHNH absolutely!
  
• 03:28:52: .@LindaHNH i find it truly amazing how "paternalistic" our whole society has become! everybody wants to give u advice!
  
• 03:36:10: @ShortyMcStompy i dont get headaches, but sometimes light and glare bothers me a lot, so that sounds perfect
  
• 03:42:57: according to Smuckers, there's no recorded reference to peanut butter & jelly before the 1940s
  
• 03:45:08: well, i think i'd better get some sleep
  
• 03:49:26: @LindaHNH nitey-nite
  
• 03:51:07: @MzStarrBurst nitey-nite
  
• 09:04:45: howdy twitter
  
• 09:32:46: @NICOLENICHOLS looking good, but i've only been up a half hour, just got some coffee. how's urs?
  
• 09:33:37: @ShortyMcStompy sounds restful...or romantic
  
• 09:55:34: @davesib the only things i need to do for the books these days is add aflac qtrly interest and label deposits to tda
  
• 09:56:57: @davesib i dont think i need to do either this month so actually u could print them from bivio any time u wanted
  
• 13:51:02: @davesib i was wrong, there was a reinvest at aflac
  
• 13:51:45: @ShortyMcStompy hooray! any games to drink at this weekend?
  
• 14:29:45: @davesib u didnt say u had recalled how to log in
  
• 14:32:23: tennis anti-doping regs: the top stars must be available for drug-testing 1hr/day, 365days/yr, giving 3mo notice of where they'll be
  
• 14:33:13: @NICOLENICHOLS what if they fail? withdraw benefits and let them starve?
  
• 14:37:34: actually the GQ pix of Rielle Hunter are rather tame
  
• 14:40:05: @davesib how many shares of AFL in ur reports? 94.183 is the correct num. i did have to add a reinvested div
  
• 14:41:04: @davesib if u printed before i added it & dont want to reprint, no big deal, it'll be correct next time
  
• 14:45:58: @JailBurst only about 10 more days to @MzStarrBurst 100,000 tweets! paaarteee!
  
• 14:47:10: @NICOLENICHOLS i just worry those are the ppl most likely to break into ur house or rob u on the street
  
• 14:51:29: @ShortyMcStompy ha, for americans, "6 nations" sounds like ur talking about Indians (native americans)
  
• 14:53:37: @davesib fab, i got it updated in time. did u log in before i sent u the invite?
  
• 14:56:10: @ShortyMcStompy doing ok at the mo. if it werent for a few meetings i have a month, i'd hardly be doing a thing!
  
• 15:04:02: @ShortyMcStompy i looked up 6 nations on wikipedia. so ur a rugby fan? i hardly pay attention to what we call soccer, let alone rugby
  
• 19:59:38: this eve i had an investment club mtg after a quick fish sandwich at McD
  
• 20:01:41: the mtg was over before 7 but then i hung around gabbing w/another laid-off employee for an hour
  
• 20:02:56: i took home some of the leftover refreshmts from the mtg, now i've dashed out to Wal-Mart
  
• 20:05:23: yes, i'm here at wal-mart to satisfy a craving. i'm going to buy some post-its
  
• 20:07:14: ...unless i can talk myself out of them
  
• 20:11:11: @ShortyMcStompy i'm like that with tennis, the only sport i follow
  
• 20:16:02: http://twitpic.com/19fmma - strange, my wal-mart has only 2 seasons of "24", only 1 season of "CSI", but has all 5 seasons of "Medium"
  
• 20:18:33: http://twitpic.com/19fn5d - gawd is this a turn-on!
  
• 20:55:53: i'd rather watch HLN news i recorded this morning than anything that's on right now
  
• 20:58:15: yep, lol! RT @Cozelle: lol, I'm surrounded by nerds. RT @DyNama http://twitpic.com/19fn5d -gawd is this a turn-on!
  
• 21:06:00: my space bar is now sticking a lot. do keys have springs that can break?
  
• 21:06:45: i'm pretty sure i did not get anything sticky in my keyboard
  
• 21:12:23: @Jamberta is it supposed to snow? it's spring!
  
• 21:14:41: RT @66Betty: "Are we so heartless that we let the rich live and the poor die and everybody in between become racked with fear?" - Keith ...
  
• 21:16:51: @Jamberta that's just not fair!
  
• 22:05:47: RT @AtheistQOTD: "The truth is that the Constitution says nothing about God. Not one word"Oliver Thomas
  
• 22:08:17: didnt watch the super bowl, nor the olympics, now my intention is to miss all of the basketball tourney
  
• 22:09:51: why do we need new laws to force us to do what's right?
  
• 22:13:26: Jay Leno is funny IMO but 1 complaint i have is that he jokes about something way too long. c'mon Jay, still joking about David Hasselhoff?
  
• 22:28:58: .@Late_Show Barbara's weight says nothing about her health or value & i dont need to know it at all let alone daily
  
• 23:24:32: @futuredirected there are many we agree on! no one actually says texting while driving is not wrong. @cody_k
  
• 23:33:56: they had "man on the street" interviews 2day in which ppl conceded texting & driving was wrong but did it anyway @futuredirected @cody_k
  
• 23:38:48: laws against murder dont prevent it. i just think we're suffocating under the weight of laws. @futuredirected @cody_k
  
• 23:40:28: @Jamberta i must admit 2 texting & driving once or twice but knew i was being irresponsible
  
• 23:44:40: i'm accidently watching basketball cuz i"m waiting for local news
  
• 23:49:32: @Jamberta i just dont think we need laws banning texting or sexting. next they'll ban eating or or conversing, also distractions
  
• 23:51:10: @Cody_K i think it's nearly impossible to obey them all, there are so many
  
• 23:54:48: @cody_k maybe so for some, but the reason i dont kill ppl is becuz it's wrong
  
• 23:56:52: @cody_k is it illegal to back out over a lane of traffic? pass left-turning cars on the right? drink a beer on ur porch?
  

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From Twitter 03-18-2010

• 21:10:51: @UndressJess i didnt actually know u did explicit stuff so when u said couple i presumed u and a girlfriend
  

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From Twitter 03-17-2010

• 00:40:54: ha! i do that too! RT @66Betty:. Apparently it's my night to critique TV ads.
  
• 09:34:22: i don't watch American Idol. this morn i'm hearing soundbites from the performances on HLN & i cant stand any of them
  
• 09:35:37: i dont indulge in St Patrick's Day, just because of the "St" part
  
• 09:36:37: Robin Meade on HLN didnt wear green
  
• 09:58:43: @davesib i have Lions on the 2nd & 4th Thu
  
• 11:27:51: @davesib lions isnt until 7, maybe we can get it done. i forgot last mtg so i have to make this one
  
• 11:28:53: @davesib got work?
  
• 11:47:41: i like to keep up w/pop culture but i'm woefully lacking on stars of "reality" shows. i dont know who Heidi, Sanjaya, Trista & Ryan are
  
• 12:35:33: @NICOLENICHOLS i've heard of @thesoup, i think i even looked for it once
  
• 12:39:26: @davesib or some other day, like monday
  
• 12:42:10: @davesib i got nothing to do and all day to do it! so i'd rather stretch activities out than have 2 at once
  
• 12:42:28: @davesib working on wensday, cool
  
• 12:47:14: psychiatry is frequently referred to as "the talking cure", sometimes derisively
  
• 12:49:41: what is the ultimate goal of treating sex addiction? monogamy?
  
• 12:55:48: i actually feel sorry for the dandelion in the Roundup weed killer commercial
  
• 13:29:33: @oceanchick99 yeah, they make it look like murder!
  
• 13:33:27: @davesib does that pay, or will it some time? u think ur sermons are better than they used to be?
  
• 13:41:44: allowing urself to be searched or tested cuz u have "nothing to hide" is proving ur innocence, but presumed innocence is the American Way
  
• 13:49:33: the FBI is lying & masquerading on networks to catch perps who are lying & masquerading, the difference is their motives?
  
• 13:52:54: random drug testing is self incrimination + unreasonable search & seizure w/o probable cause or due process
  
• 14:08:23: @davesib i think a case could be made that druggies need the help the most
  
• 14:10:40: @MzStarrBurst is now ranked #29 in the tweetwasters hall of fame for most tweets!
  
• 14:12:44: i was looking at tweetwasters hall of fame for most tweets, #100 is @itsonlywords who is 1 away from 68,000
  
• 14:18:48: according to tweetwasters.com, i have a rank of #7709 with 8,750 tweets. only 7,708 ppl in the world tweet more than i do!
  
• 14:28:15: rank of some of my favorite tweeters: @Jamberta is #1508, @Taby74 is #2571, @66Betty is #2853, @NICOLENICHOLS is a mere #23744
  
• 14:29:08: happy anniversary! RT @davesib: @DyNama I've been out of the Air Force for 35 years today.
  
• 14:31:40: .@itsonlywords i got ur 68,000th! congrats! paaarteee! i only have going on 9,000
  
• 14:34:47: nah, just right! RT @Jamberta: @DyNama haha I tweet too much.
  
• 14:46:25: @itsonlywords BION 2yrs, since 2/6/08, but i didnt get into twitter for a while. i only had 265 tweets after 15 months!
  
• 14:49:18: sure! the world is a better place! RT @Taby74: @DyNama Is that a good thing?
  
• 14:51:59: .@itsonlywords yep, i started slow! i still only had 11 followers in may '09!
  
• 14:56:17: @NICOLENICHOLS yes u do! were u at the rezoning meeting last night, not live tweeting from the meeting?
  
• 14:59:39: @itsonlywords and yet i get told that 9,000 is *a lot* of tweeting by friends with fewer tweets
  
• 15:05:17: @itsonlywords more power 2 u too! i'm enjoying the twitterverse
  
• 15:14:42: @itsonlywords kewl. i was getting into it last summer but then got laid off last fall after 30yrs, so it's helping me cope w/unemploymt
  
• 15:22:26: @NICOLENICHOLS too bad. i was just thinking about a woman live tweeting the other day while she was giving birth!
  
• 15:26:00: what's up with Gene Simmons' hair?
  
• 16:28:17: @NICOLENICHOLS i'm watching them too!
  
• 16:30:16: @itsonlywords i was senior computer draftsman. they kept 2 younger draftsmen with less seniority :(
  
• 16:36:37: @NICOLENICHOLS here on @thesoup awards i've seen spencer pratt for the 1st time
  
• 16:44:03: i hadnt seen a picture of Snookie either
  
• 20:20:16: #shutup hydroxatone! most women who look "years younger" w/ur potion look years younger without it
  
• 20:31:15: let's see, u MAY have poor circulation in the legs w/o symptoms, which MAY be p.a.d., which MAY double ur risk of clots. hmmm...
  
• 21:27:21: when i buy something, i get an odd number. later if i get some more, if i get an odd no, i'll have an even no total. it's not ez being me.
  
• 22:37:00: the band on the new Tonight Show is really cheap :-(
  
• 22:38:45: c'mon Jay, no one remembers the Yugo
  
• 22:41:05: @MrsHotMom nitey-nite
  

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• 20:38:43: @mypolaropposite nope, 3yrs is plenty of time
  
• 20:49:04: @UndressJess will u use a green dildo?
  
• 21:26:35: when i buy something, i get an odd number. later if i get some more, if i get an odd no, i'll have an even no total. it's not ez being me.
  

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• 01:12:42: that goddess on the Pantene Ice commercial could cause a hairgasm
  
• 01:32:52: what movie? RT @tsum: Well, I really enjoyed the movie. Like @ebertchicago said, it's a thriller not a documentary (or words 2 that effect).
  
• 11:39:34: my neighbor Angie called, acting like we had a good time last night drinking with our neighbor Greg. all is well
  
• 12:31:04: Kirstie Alley has to lose her weight again. unfortunately that's the fate of the vast majority of dieters, thru no fault of their own
  
• 12:43:55: personal question Tiger Woods is going to be asked: which is the tougher hole, the 13th at Augusta, or Rachel Uchitel?
  
• 12:50:38: if i were a dog lover & also favored purebreds, i think i'd like a Mudi, a Hungarian herding dog http://zi.ma/e2eecd. beautiful dog!
  
• 12:51:34: http://zi.ma link-shortener seems to be working only sporatically these days
  
• 17:30:24: i havent been tweeting about my day. while having snack at McD, i called my usual traveling companion to see if he was going 2 eye bank mtg
  
• 17:58:23: Central Ohio Lions Eye Bank mtg already over! now we adjourn to Cracker Barrel for dinner, the best part!
  
• 19:40:33: done w/my reuben sandwich, having a smoke while my driver looks around in Cracker Barrel
  
• 21:24:58: back home. i had a reuben at Cracker Barrel, and a good time riding to Columbus and back w/a old friend in the Lions
  
• 21:26:59: my usual traveling companion to the Eye Bank mtg was unavailable--he had forgotten to put it in his calendar
  
• 21:28:11: so i called another friend, also a Past District Governor, who goes to the Eye Bank mtg occasionally just for fun
  
• 21:28:48: it was good! RT @charlene9905: @DyNama yuuuum Rueben
  
• 21:32:47: @NICOLENICHOLS congrats! when's the Grand Opening?
  
• 21:39:53: next time i'm at St Petersburg Clearwater, if mystical doors don't open right there on the beach, i'll be disappointed
  
• 21:41:38: @charlene9905 oh-oh, Cracker Barrels are probably closed now
  
• 21:48:30: @66Betty it should have been changed to "bar-room king" (Paige) #idol
  
• 21:53:52: @charlene9905 they're a good restaurant, the favorite of some but not me, the closest is 50miles from home
  
• 21:55:36: @charlene9905 so what kind of chain restaurants do u have up there? Perkins and Dennys have reubens i think
  
• 22:27:02: @charlene9905 i see u have pizza hut, tim hortons, and a&w. they ought to have reubens at Reuben & Wong's!
  

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