From Twitter 09-18-2010

• 00:25:49: @Hot_tober too bad, best wishes
  
• 01:11:29: i bemoaned the loss of Ariel Dubois’ long beautiful hair on Medium, but i found out Sofia Vassilieva had to shave her head for a movie
  
• 01:21:58: @WongoWoman wow, i like that! i had no idea that song was a remake!
  
• 01:44:20: @Hot_tober aw, you unfollowed me. it’s been fun!
  
• 02:02:40: let’s have some further ado
  
• 02:15:27: lmao too! RT @Jamberta: Just when I think I have the tweet of the day, @DyNama out-tweets me, lmao
  
• 02:32:37: @oceanchick99 i meant to tweet you but never got around to it
  
• 10:14:32: wow i got a lot of sleep last night :(
  
• 10:47:19: @WongoWoman i hadnt heard of Lou Bega before or since, i presumed he was a one-hit wonder (not that i get to hear latin music very often)
  
• 10:50:47: here's one of my biases: i have trouble thinking of acting or singing as "talent". is @LadyGaga or Lindsay Lohan talented? i couldnt say.
  
• 11:05:52: @WongoWoman it is quite different but not unlikeable for me. kind of like what Elvis did w/Hound Dog, or the Searchers did w/Love Potion № 9
  
• 11:09:33: @WongoWoman i love that song Cherry Pink. i could even hum the song right now tho i havent heard it in years
  
• 11:12:14: @WongoWoman i hate remakes that are rip-offs but i don’t mind if they do something new w/the song. Aerosmith’s remake of Come Together…
  
• 11:13:46: @WongoWoman is a rip-off, Metallica’s remake of Turn The Page is good
  
• 11:22:28: no prob, glad you’re back! RT @Hot_tober @DyNama Ahh, I’m back… don’t mind my moods..lol
  
• 11:24:48: how’d did that little girl who sang opera on America’s Got Talent do on the final?
  
• 11:27:01: i’m biased toward women. i was on a scholarship cmte once & it was alarming how little consideration i gave to male applicants
  
• 11:27:51: wow Brandy is a goddess!
  
• 11:29:56: @MurderNovels aw, too bad, she has an amazing voice
  
• 11:33:34: @WongoWoman and i’ll have to listen to more Perez Prado!
  
• 11:36:08: @MzStarrBurst plus the steam coming off ur body will press the wrinkles in ur clothes!
  
• 11:39:18: @Cozelle so far you’re just a part-time lesbian?
  
• 11:46:22: .@Cozelle did u hear the one about the guy who became bisexual just to double his chances of getting a date?
  
• 14:01:13: the “at symbol” @ actually has no other name. it’s been on typewriters since at least 1902.
  
• 14:19:00: since Obama won the popular vote, Sarah Palin, any idea that he doesnt express the “will of the ppl” is just wrong
  
• 14:27:50: my cat Miki isnt very affectionate & never purrs, yet he’s almost always within 10 ft of me, watches me take a bath
  
• 14:29:50: my cat Shiloh would spend every minute in my lap when the weather is cool
  
• 14:31:13: gawd that woman at the end of the Korean Air commercial has beautiful legs!
  
• 14:35:21: i love that water contaminated w/natural gas. when my bath water cools off, i just get out & light it on fire to warm it back up
  
• 14:39:18: i hate negative campaign ads…unless they are Democrat ads criticizing Republicans :-)
  
• 14:42:08: i really thot so many of us were so disgusted by anti-intellectualism that Mr Bush would be the last candidate championing that
  
• 14:44:57: Christine O’Donnell is really quite beautiful. i could say something creepy about her condemnation of masturbation
  
• 14:47:10: my definition of “hero” includes a substantial cost to be paid. otherwise they are “just” good-deed-doers, tho that’s good too
  
• 14:48:55: The only way men would know that their clothes are out of style is if they had an expiration date.
  
• 14:50:10: i’m wearing polyester suits like they’re going out of style!
  
• 14:52:22: @AatRB what can i say? i like that mousy look. Sarah Palin is gorgeous too! i watched her debate w/Biden w/the sound turned down!
  
• 14:54:57: how can Prevacid & Zegerid claim 24hr heartburn relief when they are only to be taken for 14 days every 3 months?
  
• 14:57:38: @AatRB it’s good to have role models! O’Donnell needs glasses to look as intellectual as Palin
  
• 14:58:42: @Cozelle we all went to high school with him!
  
• 15:00:25: since i’ve been unemployed–11 months now–i get my bath in the afternoon instead of morning. that means something but i’m not sure what
  
• 15:04:05: many times on @CNN weekends, the on-air staff is almost entirely women. #justsaying
  
• 15:05:47: @Hot_tober it’s hard to believe i used to get up at 7am every day!
  
• 15:08:16: #shutup AngiesList! his testimonial clearly says only 1 shoe stepped in red paint, but ur graphic shows both shoes tracking paint
  
• 15:11:41: @Hot_tober yes, it’s a joke that contam water might work that way, but @CNN was just showing tap water catching fire
  
• 15:13:05: @Hot_tober and of course there’s the Cuyahoga River…
  
• 15:20:34: “empanadas, pastry stuffed w/meat, onions, & olives” mentioned on @CNN–that sounds delicious!
  
• 15:31:17: @Hot_tober u know it caught fire–yes, the river–back in the 70s? some ppl think that boosted the environmental movement
  
• 15:40:58: @Hot_tober u had to track down ur own stolen phone? trouble getting it back? did anyone get arrested?
  
• 15:42:58: @Hot_tober i’ve been told Clevelanders are still touchy about the river catching fire
  
• 16:23:38: @bbergzz i think i've gotten too used to it
  
• 17:23:01: .@bbergzz one has to get these emoticons right, putting the wrong one would be embarrassing, no? :-p
  
• 17:38:12: @bbergzz me too. some arent very intuitive tho so i have looked them up =^_^=
  
• 17:47:17: u couldnt pay me enuf to watch The Biggest Loser
  
• 17:49:10: …well actually it wouldnt take much money, i’m pretty cheap, but i would feel i had earned that money
  
• 17:53:54: whoosh @girlwithnoname, your avatar is a gorgeous woman!
  
• 17:56:25: the #cincinnatireds won 70% of their games in August. in September, not so much: 37%
  
• 17:59:39: @nuckingfutsmama a nice merlot?
  
• 18:28:21: just heard Love Is A Battlefield. i’d forgotten how much i liked Pat Benatar
  
• 18:45:00: @nuckingfutsmama chardonnay is good!
  
• 18:48:01: rottentomatoes is still a good movie rating site, but their customization sux! i havent been able to edit my fave critics for 4 years!
  
• 19:57:24: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 22:59:51: @girlwithnoname cool! well i don’t like to presume! & i actually know some tweeters dont use a pic of themselves
  
• 23:45:45: @EmAgain oh i’m so sad for you! that guy’s a bum!
  
• 23:47:51: lol! RT @LeeLeePotatoes Clearly my dog associates me putting on shoes w/her going outside. I’m half naked, bitch. We’re not going anywhere.
  
• 23:49:28: @Breathless74 if it were easy, ANYone could do it!
  

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From Twitter 09-17-2010

• 00:18:16: Americans piss 114,000,000 gallons a day–MANswers
  
• 10:05:51: at the launch of the .co domain in July, 8,000 domains were registered in the 1st minute, & 100,000 were registered in 22 minutes
  
• 10:26:01: #Arab #Atheist Network http://el7ad.com
  
• 18:05:15: @LHopeD it was Klute. i also saw The Godfather w/you & Louise. you got a scary call?
  
• 18:07:36: just caught and threw out a cricket in my kitchen. i’d been hearing him chirp for a week
  
• 18:27:51: should those Edible Arrangements made of raw fruit be shown on the ads uncovered & unrefrigerated?
  
• 18:29:33: i heard another cricket in my kitchen! i havent heard a chirp out of it since i sprayed a little Raid tho
  
• 18:36:35: .@LHopeD i dont think i’ve seen Play Misty For Me even yet! like the song by Johnny Mathis tho
  
• 18:38:07: my Miami University Alumni keychain broke
  
• 18:41:38: i hate @timewarner! they cut 2 of my 4 PBS stations in January, this week they swapped 1 of the cut ones for 1 i wanted to keep
  
• 18:42:18: .@VariantVal thanx for the #FF!
  
• 18:49:19: news piece showed a wall of posters of missing people…but the faces were blurred out for tv. wtf?
  
• 18:51:51: the *sound* of some words give me pleasure regardless of the meaning, sometimes ugly, of the word
  
• 18:54:16: due to ufcking @timewarner, i no longer have anything to watch at 7p or midnight
  
• 18:56:05: even if i get size small slippers, they quickly stretch so much they are loose
  
• 21:05:47: .@indydina @AtheistDave thanx for the #FF!
  
• 21:56:52: lol RT @dausonlovi People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them. -Dave Barry
  
• 21:59:49: boy, if that doesnt do it, nothing will! thanx! RT @dausonlovi @DyNama It’s Norm‼! #FF him dammit!
  
• 22:15:16: #shutup usps! yeah, when a mailman offers health advice, we should all listen!
  
• 22:16:47: i dont really approve of local news coverage of high school football
  
• 22:22:01: .@momonthesauce does alcoholism really make ur nose grow?
  
• 22:24:33: #shutup commercials! ppl dont realy wipe each other’s faces w/a napkin. that’s actors acting like they’re affectionate
  
• 22:27:50: @momonthesauce i know how that goes!
  
• 22:38:31: #shutup #GOP! “he said he wouldnt raise taxes.” “who, Gov Stickland?” “who else?”←who else? *everybody* says that!
  
• 22:39:48: i have a snuggie, i wonder where i put it
  
• 23:07:47: does anyone remember a jazzy song about 10yrs ago that mentions “Monica” in the lyrics. i thnk the group had “3” in the name
  
• 23:22:41: i googled «lyrics monica», had to look at 26 pages before i found Lou Bega - “A Little Bit of Mambo” - 1999
  
• 23:41:34: @WongoWoman i came across that name but it didnt sound familiar on the monica song. did he have a song “cherry pink & apple blossom white”?
  
• 23:42:46: .@QuackityQ i’ve been trying to recall the song for weeks
  
• 23:45:06: googling «lyrics monica», i had to go thru lots of pages cuz of the R&B artist Monica
  

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From Twitter 09-15-2010

• 02:53:51: @MrAveryAvenue @claudiajordan phooey! neither of them have done a good movie yet
  
• 02:55:50: i did it again, i didnt refresh the twitter web page after being away for a while and replied to hours-old tweets
  
• 03:00:36: iPhone4 may be the single most popular smartphone but that’s cuz Apple has only 1 phone model at a time
  
• 03:05:27: i reply to a retweet on @twitter web, it comes up addressed to the orig tweeter but is in-reply-to linked to the retweeter
  
• 03:09:46: #shutup pop-tarts! the kid gets out of bed & leaves home w/his pop-tart but without brushing his hair or teeth?
  
• 03:17:39: #shutup @abcworldnews about Ms Shourd’s “pre-cancerous” condition, that adjective can only be applied in retrospect
  
• 03:44:41: went to bed but didnt fall asleep
  
• 09:56:34: sometimes i resent making some celebs rich. Rod Stewart, David Bowie, and Kid Rock immed come to mind
  
• 09:59:00: we’ve always known mainstream ppl don’t vote as much in primaries. dont read too much into yesterday’s results
  
• 10:07:54: there sure are a lot of goats on tv ads these days
  
• 10:59:39: can you actually be accused of spying when you enter a country on foot & dont get a mile into it?
  
• 11:01:10: @LHopeD no i almost never went w/any of u guys to the library. i couldnt study there, the books were too seductive
  
• 11:07:13: Are We Over Medicated? http://hubpages.com/t/187c28 from @davesib
  
• 11:10:08: Tea Party candidates have lost a few too, they arent an unalloyed success. i like a fragmented #GOP myself. divide and conquer!
  
• 11:23:45: @LHopeD i don’t really remember spending much time studying at all. i can barely recall what classes i took!
  
• 11:25:56: @LHopeD i’m a poli sci major who knows nothing about poli sci! i can’t even define it!
  
• 11:33:19: China has the 7th largest gold reserve, holding about $35 worth per citizen
  
• 11:36:27: actually, i still want a Segway. i’d rather have a Segway than a motorcycle
  
• 11:56:53: i rarely watch movies. my avoidance of movies goes way back: i declined to go with a huge group to see Soylent Green in 1973
  
• 12:27:04: taxes are the bill for govt services. it may not be a good time to raise taxes but it’s not a good time to raise the cost of cereal either
  
• 12:31:56: @skirrid what? @leashless
  
• 12:44:16: name some popular mainstream movies that are pretty dirty
  
• 13:36:01: #shutup progressive! why is a guy whose “mother wont let him drive” at the insurance store anyway?
  
• 13:49:07: RT @richardroeper: Oprah falls into the "here's what I like" gift-giving trap.
  http://www.suntimes.com/news/roeper/2710424,CST-NWS-roep1 ...
  
• 13:51:46: bring it on! RT @TracyTampa DE-STRESSING with @BreezyBZ tonight. Get ready for my crazy tweets…. I’m in that kind of mood. #WatchOut
  
• 14:31:53: RT @SonOfSamantha: I'm so fucking sick of that word 'spoilers.' Fuck it! Pauline Kael didn't concern herself with such whiny bullshit wh ...
  
• 14:49:50: @ebertchicago phooey.
  
• 14:58:21: sugar isnt empty, it’s full of joy! meanwhile, water & fiber, darlings of tv ads these days, really *are* empty!
  
• 14:59:20: @PinUpMom depends on the business!
  
• 15:02:21: cancer & heart disease are largely diseases of aging. no diet or lifestyle can protect you from aging.
  
• 15:03:45: @PinUpMom my hookers always say “it’s a business doing pleasure with you!”
  
• 15:05:32: .@PinUpMom oh sorry, i guess i forgot what oxymoron means! you’re saying “business professional” is redundant
  
• 15:07:12: i was ready to go do some laundry at 2p but i made the mistake of sitting down “for just a minute”
  
• 15:08:58: i have way too many ppl offering to help me w/yardwork, which i dont care about, but not laundry, which i do
  
• 16:31:08: @EmAgain it is a guaranteed allergy attack! yeah it'd be too expensive, durnit
  
• 16:32:36: @PinUpMom maybe they mean as opposed to sports professional or car mechanic professional
  
• 16:34:49: i'm doing it! i'm doing laundry! 2 triple-loads & 1 double-load. unfortunately i have more to do. that's all i thot i'd do today.
  
• 16:35:59: i put on slacks i dont wear to do laundry in, but these slacks need washing to! i think my cats slept on them.
  
• 16:48:52: i worried there would be a big crowd at the only laundromat in town, but there is no one here, except for a goddess in short shorts!
  
• 17:51:16: 8 loads of laundry done! (@ Coin Laundry)
  
• 18:25:44: @Breathless74 maybe it’s an exciting type of jelly?
  
• 18:36:58: @Breathless74 exciting‼ pb & strawberries, didnt Elvis love that?
  
• 18:44:55: @Breathless74 ah, well, i knew it was fruit
  
• 18:56:30: when i was a kid, my mom would make grilled pg&j–always unexciting grape jam–but i have fond memories of the samwiches
  
• 19:26:42: @Breathless74 when i was a kid, my mom would make grilled pg&j–always unexciting grape jam–but i have fond memories of them
  
• 21:22:03: for some reason, i rather dislike the star-studded name-dropping Macy’s ad
  
• 22:10:45: q
  
• 22:18:34: #shutup @SteveChabot! i hate ur campaign ads! there are legitimate issues u can use against ur opponent, but ur ads use lies instead
  
• 22:21:39: @Breathless74 when u need nicotine, u need nicotine!
  
• 22:23:05: next Monday‼ season premieres of House, Chuck, and Castle‼
  

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From Twitter 09-14-2010

• 00:56:05: please erase “you are what you eat” from your memory. it is a meaningless phrase
  
• 01:00:46: @matthew542 yes, let’s not! :)
  
• 01:03:23: poptarts & windex commercials show kids waking up, throwing on clothes, & going out the door. i need a little more time
  
• 01:04:26: “lipitor is not for everyone.” ah, but is it for anyone?
  
• 01:32:44: i don’t care about Oprah Winfrey. i’ve not watched a whole minute of her tv show. & i’ve never seen The Color Purple
  
• 01:35:38: why cant celebrity couples stay together, even for millions of dollars? from Jon & Kate all the way back to Sonny & Cher
  
• 03:05:17: Delaware tea party candidate said “support the Dems lock, step, & barrel”. yep she’s endorsed by Palin
  
• 10:26:51: .@LadyGaga’s wardrobe is too gimmicky for my taste. she wants to shock us? wear jeans & a t-shirt!
  
• 10:30:28: #shutup dog-owners! dogs do not kill cats. cats can & do take care of themselves. this is the old brute force vs finesse argument
  
• 11:20:16: the metal detector was invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1881
  
• 12:00:09: Susan G Komen has been beatified by her sister in much the same way Jesus was beatified by Paul
  
• 12:03:30: what is the evidence that US schools are “not working”?
  
• 12:14:09: sunday i had a confrontation w/my 10yo lawn mower boy. i claim he never finished the last mow i already paid him for
  
• 12:15:30: he insists he not only finished it but mowed it again! he says i've owed him $$$ for the month since the last mow!
  
• 12:17:33: the last time i owed him $$$, he came over the next day to get it. the notion that he didnt bug me for $$$ owed him is preposterous!
  
• 12:18:44: i think he is lying. 4 neighbors also testify he never finished the last mow
  
• 12:19:44: so i got someone else to mow the whole yard on Sunday. naturally he immed comes over to say he was planning to mow that day!
  
• 12:20:49: so i didnt fire him, and he spent a half hr cutting weeds, promising more next weekend.
  
• 12:22:14: he wont take instruction. i tell him to cut the weeds in front but he spent his time cutting weeds around my shed in the yard
  
• 12:23:44: he for some reason is excited about painting that shed next summer! he even asked me to commit to a date next year!
  
• 12:25:13: my weeds badly need cutting down but at the mo they are covered w/a million little white flowers.
  
• 12:26:57: no one can tell me that a plant is undesireable while it is flowering. so i'm not sure i want them cut right now
  
• 12:30:29: i'm inflating my tires. i got 4 new tires for my Lumina maybe 6yrs ago for $60ea but they might not have been a bargain
  
• 12:31:23: the front 2 tires have had to be replaced cuz they broke a belt! that'd never happened to me before!
  
• 12:32:28: the rear 2 tires have slow leaks so during winter i have to add air every week; summer once a month
  
• 12:33:35: Luminas take wider tires than average so $60 was supposed to be a great price!
  
• 12:42:32: coffee for hitting the road (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 13:56:42: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville). http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 15:37:26: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 16:24:45: I'm at Barnes and Noble (2619 Miamisburg-Centerville Rd, at St Rt 725, Dayton). http://4sq.com/c3hwhX
  
• 16:28:13: @Nickdrumr2 he went a month without mowing or even talking to me! i'm the agrieved party here #soundinglikemanagement
  
• 16:29:56: i couldnt help myself! i bot a bakers dozen more square bottles! they had a new flavor, blueberry green tea
  
• 16:31:57: a half liter of tea in a square bottle only $0.50! i'll have to find a place to store the empties cuz naturally i cant throw them away!
  
• 16:33:12: i'm not really a tea drinker but it's better than water. not really a water drinker either.
  
• 17:00:06: @Nickdrumr2 heck no, i'm right & he's wrong! i can prove it--i got pictures & witnesses!
  
• 17:34:24: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 19:14:01: I'm at Wendy's (900 North High St, Greenfield Pk, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/9bxdqG
  
• 20:30:31: i'm home, getting in a visit with my lupus neighbor
  
• 22:24:31: yep i try every now & then RT @MzStarrBurst You ever feel tempted to try and follow someone just to see if you’re still blocked?
  
• 22:31:36: as of yesterday, Lifetime is only showing 1 episode of Medium every weeknight. unfortunately it is the 130a episode still
  
• 22:32:30: 130a episode still being shown so i don't get to bed any earlier :(
  

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From Twitter 09-13-2010

• 05:12:29: i’m up at the mo. i’ll prob go back to sleep
  
• 13:24:13: @Jamberta that's my Marlboro Man cologne
  
• 13:31:10: i have no sense of necktie style. i have no idea what makes a tie nice, either on it’s own or with what i’m wearing. i pick them at random
  
• 13:53:16: just saw a very good commercial, with 2 little kids dreaming about running their own McDonalds. it even choked me up #bigsoftie
  
• 13:56:18: .@JustDoItBetter why is there an inane #JustDoItBetter bot but not a Post-it Notes bot?
  
• 14:11:08: Not a predator: Facebook tends to copy other ideas, but doesnt drive the others out of business…http://cnt.to/mbs
  
• 14:16:21: i want Casey Anthony to have my babies, since she doesnt have any at the moment
  
• 14:25:30: the Press Release (1906-2010) replaced by the Twitpitch... http://t.co/hzcZv5K via @adage
  
• 14:28:21: OMG! Would Twitter Just Merge with Disney Channel Already? http://t.co/gha08an via @adage ...even tho i heard the ave tweeter is 31
  
• 14:40:16: .@LadyGaga wears a meat bikini but she doesnt look anywhere’s near as good as @Jayde_Nicole in her vegetable bikini http://t.co/BAFJhnb
  
• 14:41:12: .@davesib cool
  
• 14:45:00: if i have been to a google blog for a while, it comes up with the controls in German. i wish i could tell it English once and for all
  
• 14:52:17: continuing tax cuts won’t stimulate the ecomony because they are the status quo
  
• 14:55:58: .@ricksanchezcnn “besmirched” is definitely the wrong word lol
  
• 14:57:24: i usually get a Big & Tasty burger from @McDonalds cuz it is & also cuz it has a tomato. i luv tomato on hanburgers
  
• 14:59:24: .@npcforfun i didnt comment on the wisdom of letting them expire, just that everyone has already adjusted to current lower rates
  
• 14:59:58: @LHopeD yeah right!
  
• 15:05:18: i would follow @InesSainzG the beautiful sports reporter in the news but she only tweets in Spanish
  
• 15:08:13: .@npcforfun no doubt, but part of the whole tax problem is that they are a bill like any other but arent allowed to go up due to inflation
  
• 15:09:39: .@npcforfun i pay more for cereal and big macs these days but my tax bill has not gone up, in fact down when adjusted for inflation
  
• 15:12:34: .@npcforfun yet the cost of things my taxes pay for–schools, street lights, police, egg inspections–have gone up
  
• 15:17:56: @LHopeD that answers my question. thanx! how was gatlinburg?
  
• 15:18:43: @npcforfun both cereal & big macs?
  
• 15:36:49: one of my pet peeves is new laws named after one of it’s victims.
  
• 15:40:14: local communities are taking the name of the settler who hacked a road out of wilderness off that road & naming it after a 19yo war casualty
  
• 15:42:01: nonsense about warnings against posting your location online
  
• 15:44:00: Pres Reagan singled out “taxes” as something other than a bill for living here, and govt accounting has been screwed up ever since
  
• 15:44:56: Jennifer Hudson wants her friends & family to learn “good habits”. why? why is this the age of constant proselytizing? #shutup
  
• 15:47:18: U.S. taxes actually seem relatively low, both historically and in relation to other countries–The Truth About Taxes http://goo.gl/cBFP
  
• 15:49:12: RT @Qangaroo “hard work” is hardly the defining factor in gaining vast wealth. where r all the filthy rich factory workers? you got lucky
  
• 15:54:06: .@npcforfun i’m pretty sure taxes are at a 6-decade low. & i think i read that 40% of Americans paid absolutely no income tax
  
• 15:55:25: @npcforfun so u might pay more net taxes if u earn more but taxes aren’t going up. everything else is
  
• 16:01:55: @npcforfun yeah AMT is a problem…a problem i wish i had! (i was laid off 11 months ago)
  
• 16:04:17: my federal income tax bill for 2009 was $82 per month
  
• 16:18:41: ADHD is a phony disease
  
• 16:33:37: @bbergzz aw, too bad. my condolences.
  
• 16:57:51: a bizarre phenom of the current age is the thought that if something could happen to someone, then everyone everywhere is at the same risk
  
• 16:59:22: a gas pipeline explodes in california. it does not immed make me wonder if ohio’s pipelines might explode
  
• 17:04:21: i cant believe that the gods could not have created a book that *cannot be changed*. they’re gods, after all.
  
• 17:13:31: @LHopeD oh u mean u were studying, i thot at 1st u meant me! did u study a lot at Flower in the middle of sophomore year?
  
• 17:16:10: #shutup VW! i absolutely despise that punchdub game! i would not buy a vw i hate ur ads so much!
  
• 17:17:30: @bgtennisnation and vice versa! that’s good (and obvious) advice for any tennis match
  
• 17:18:44: #tweetcount 15,655 ‼ #timechk 618p
  
• 17:20:44: i thot i’d go to the mall today…i thot i’d go out for coffee…i thot i’d go out to dinner…nope, havent done any of them
  
• 17:22:15: so #Bengals, u had 5 practice games! why aren’t u ready to play?
  
• 17:25:01: http://bit.ly/bvg5jN Testimonials from People Who Left Islam - WikiIslam. i always wondered if there is #atheism there
  
• 17:26:57: #shutup @stevechabot! ur ad is a masterpiece of lies and misinformation, and u only mention what u oppose & only that in general terms
  
• 18:19:49: when i entered McDonalds, the 16ish girl clerk announced, "if it isnt Einstein!"
  
• 18:21:07: i asked did u call me Einstein? & she said i remind her of him, she expected me to talk about relativity!
  
• 18:23:51: my 33rd visit! (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 18:29:25: the -th- sound doesnt exist in very many old Western languages. words like Thames and Thomas have always been spoken w/a -t- sound not -th-
  
• 18:42:32: taxes are just a bill, the cost of living in a community. but making them a special kind of bill has distorted its reality
  
• 18:43:40: what would be ur share of the cost to build ur town today from scratch?
  
• 18:46:31: part of the distortion of taxes is urbanization. the fact is houses don't pay for town services they use, farm land pays more than they use
  

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• 01:01:38: i wore boxers today for the first time ever. i dont think i like them
  
• 03:58:30: @itastepaint i've got some boxer briefs too but i miss my tighty-whiteys
  
• 08:45:25: it is unnatural to “never forget”
  
• 08:46:52: .@randirico Johnathon is wrong, there’s absolutely nothing unhealthy about sugar!
  
• 09:40:04: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 10:08:42: @EmAgain memories must fade to the background. life goes on. during viet nam we promised to never forget the POW-MIAs but we largely have
  
• 10:16:18: @EmAgain we are paralyzed by our 9/11 grief so that 9yrs later Ground Zero is still a hole in the ground. the pain must recede to go on.
  
• 10:24:02: @EmAgain Mr Spock differentiated betw mourning and grieving but I forget which is which
  
• 10:25:26: @DarlaV thanks for the #FAS! how ya doing? we havent chatted for a while
  
• 10:35:49: there seems to be only 1 picture of "fat" Marie Osmond
  
• 10:38:06: @DarlaV i dont mind commercials unless they're unfair, deceptive, or badly done. sometimes they're more entertaining than the tv show!
  
• 10:39:24: @DarlaV i think we did chat recently when u were planning a yard sale or something. how'd that turn out?
  
• 10:44:32: anyone who says a normal-sized man can thrive on 2,000 kcals a day is either sadly mistaken...or lying
  
• 14:30:18: @EmAgain i’d agree with those definitions. i just think anyone still crying about losing someone on 9/11 needs to get on w/their life
  
• 14:32:38: @EmAgain i hope it doesnt sound cold of me but i’ve only been to my grandmother’s grave once. her memorial is in my head
  
• 14:35:53: @EmAgain a list of the ppl who died on 9/11 is meaningless to me cuz i didnt know any of them & even if i did i would’ve coped by now
  
• 14:40:40: @EmAgain i suppose it’s easy for me to say cuz i’ve not lost anyoine to murder or 9/11 or iraq or even viet nam
  
• 15:18:04: my neighbor is a liar and a blowhard, which is sad cuz he’s 10 years old
  
• 15:19:02: he would like to be paid now for painting my shed *next* summer, & won’t stop talking about my shed tho i’ve said it was a low priority
  
• 15:20:20: RT @Vizhnet: There Already Was A Ground-Zero Mosque -- On The 17th Floor Of The World Trade Center http://read.bi/bNqtiV (via Stu Spencer)
  
• 15:33:59: .@Hot_tober u know there’s microwave’s everywhere? there’s some passing thru u right now
  
• 15:36:22: .@claudiajordan i dont know. i’m no happier w/$50million than when i had only $40million
  
• 15:37:39: @Hot_tober that’s legitimate. i thot u were just ragging on microwaves in general
  
• 15:42:57: @TheSingleWoman actually life should be about both of you being the best HUMAN you can be
  
• 15:58:16: oh #shutup RT @forces2 No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry…
  
• 16:04:06: yep RT @OTOOLEFAN @ewerickson, but the Bush tax cuts have been in place for YEARS! Where are all the jobs from these “job creators"?
  
• 16:09:36: seriously? RT @bbergzz #ireallymiss every thing about high school, I can’t believe I WANTED to grow up
  
• 16:14:05: .@bbergzz yep the #Browns scored only an average of 15 pts per game last year! only 3 teams had a lower average
  
• 16:15:05: @Hot_tober i love the #shutup hashtag!
  
• 16:17:15: @bbergzz high school could be brutal! now i kinda miss college life. u were probably a popular girl in high school, a cheerleader
  
• 16:18:22: @danamo i bet it smells heavenly!
  
• 16:20:44: .@bbergzz i’m a Miami University grad, & in fact i was born in Oxford to sophomores at Miami!
  
• 16:25:06: @bbergzz 142 in my class. i was acquainted w/everyone but i wasnt 1 of the cool kids. could hardly get a date, didnt go to sr prom
  
• 16:29:56: @bbergzz going to college was my 1st time away from home. i have a great family but it was neat being on my own
  
• 16:31:25: .@bbergzz i’m only 11 months older than my brother so up until i went to college, we had been constant companions
  
• 16:32:17: cool! i’ll follow him RT @bbergzz @DyNama ohh really? that’s a good school, the campus is gorgeous. my friend @whitekc goes there :P
  
• 17:45:20: sorry aleve, i’d rather take more pills than have a high-level of meds in my bloodstream all day
  
• 17:47:42: @bbergzz i have 1 brother, and 1 sister 4yrs younger. i came back to my home town after graduating but neither of them did
  
• 17:49:05: @bbergzz i moved back in with my parents after college, stayed 6yrs, only moved out when i started needing more room
  
• 18:50:44: @bbergzz no, for books, i have hundreds. i collect classic mysteries, but i dont look for more cuz i have them all
  
• 18:52:19: @bbergzz i have all the Agatha Christies, all the Perry Masons, all the Nero Wolfes, all the Simon Templars, &c
  
• 18:53:33: @bbergzz i read new mysteries but i’m more likely to get them from the library than i used to
  
• 19:09:29: 15,000 yrs ago, humans started living in permanent settlements for the first time
  
• 19:18:16: @bbergzz ur right i don’t! i have too much stuff
  
• 19:23:10: lol! RT @cbn2 @cody_k Well, not yet, but that’s what this spray paint is for! =) ↷http://f2q93.tk
  
• 21:29:52: a friend asked me who helped me move into this house 27yrs ago. i can’t remember. i moved books myself but i couldnt’ve moved my furniture
  
• 21:31:40: now that the fair’s over, i got to go somewhere. 2mrro i’m heading to a mall or something
  
• 21:41:14: The Nate Berkus Show is another talk show i won’t be watching. looks absolutely boooring
  
• 21:44:40: @bbergzz i liked living w/my parents & i think they like having me there, they just thought i *ought* to move out
  
• 21:47:00: @bbergzz i always say i didnt leave the nest, the nest left me!
  
• 21:51:00: #bengals don’t tell us what u need to do better, tell us why u didnt do it better
  
• 21:53:21: both the #bengals and the #reds lost today. feels back to normal
  
• 21:55:22: #shutup huntington bank! that’s a stupid-looking t-shirt even w/o considering the misspelling
  
• 21:56:36: sports prohibits performance-enhancing drugs but not performance-enhancing surgery
  
• 22:01:28: i looooove eye makeup
  
• 23:33:56: last year the highest scoring #Bengals, by far, was the kicker Shayne Graham…who isn’t with the team this year
  
• 23:58:42: sleepy. maybe i'll get to bed early tonite
  
• 23:59:49: got a call from a h.s. buddy today. we gabbed for over an hour
  

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From Twitter 09-11-2010

• 00:02:30: elevators fail a lot more on tv than in real life
  
• 00:10:58: #shutup pediasure! ur commercial is incredible! a masterpiece of propaganda!
  
• 00:20:25: RT @forces2: I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself...
  
• 00:34:25: @WongoWoman and every one was an Enery
  
• 00:52:48: .@Breathless74 ah-ha! i’m afraid i still smoke @Jamberta
  
• 00:55:46: @WongoWoman i’m her eighth ol’ man, i’m Enery, Enery the 8th i am!
  
• 00:56:29: @WongoWoman that’s a song that can get stuck in ur head for days!
  
• 00:58:21: @QuackityQ i should quit but i cant say i don’t enjoy it
  
• 01:05:42: .@QuackityQ i understand elevators are pretty reliable, last for decades, almost never get stuck or fall, tho some may be out of order a lot
  
• 01:07:30: this Episode of Medium says that Joe was a junior in college & Allison was a junior in hi school when they almost met the 1st time
  
• 01:17:02: .@Vizhnet yep, quitting smoking is easy, i’ve done it dozens of times! @Jamberta
  
• 01:20:15: .@Breathless74 i’m the only child of 3 my mom quit smoking for…and the only 1 who smokes @Jamberta
  
• 01:24:54: .@Jamberta i do in fact have asthma. my brother does too & he never smoked. my sister doesn’t & she smoked for 5yrs
  
• 01:32:17: @Jamberta we were Dr Spock babies & i think pregnant women were being urged to quit even way back then. we were breastfed
  
• 01:34:32: @Breathless74 that happens to me too, but i enjoy it. my hair’s never been this long before
  
• 01:41:35: @Breathless74 i’m sure they’re magnificent but u dont post enuf pix, even conservative ones, for us to make an honest judgement
  
• 01:55:02: @Jamberta sure it’s genetics more than lifestyle–my dad’s mom had emphysema (didnt smoke) so they thot we kids might have asthma
  
• 02:00:13: oh no doubt! RT @Breathless74 @DyNama LOL Well but I’m shy!
  
• 02:05:12: @Breathless74 ah yes the good old days! no i shan’t forget the red bra!
  
• 02:09:20: it’s about my bedtime
  
• 02:13:54: @bbergzz heh heh heh want some candy, little girl?
  
• 02:17:15: if i had a million dollars, i wouldnt spend $200 on a ufcking shirt
  
• 02:40:31: @Breathless74 save a whole litter of puppies, hun!
  
• 02:50:29: @LukeRomyn do you cluck like a chicken?
  
• 14:05:37: i say build the ground zero mosque, then they’ll have a target that can be threatened by *our* terrorists
  
• 14:07:20: i forgot my phone this morn when i threw on clothes to catch my lupus neighbor sitting on her porch
  
• 14:08:39: so i couldnt tweet, but Angie decided to go up and visit a whole group of other neighbors sitting on their porch
  
• 14:11:31: this was 11ish but they started drinking, ol grand dad+coke. it was too early for me, i was still having coffee (leftover from yesterday)
  
• 14:16:09: if i had lost someone in nine-eleven, i would’ve declined to participate in a memorial service. it’s been 9yrs!
  
• 15:47:54: be there in 20min (@ Highland County Fairgrounds) http://4sq.com/bvTLw9
  
• 19:42:45: a woman wears a certain look when she is on the move, & a man can always tell what's on her mind...
  
• 20:05:27: parking cars at the fair. only got sprinkled on for 10min. knocked off at 8p. had a gyro & sm funnel cake for dinner. last night of the fair
  
• 20:06:52: chilly night, not many underdressed women here, but there are lots of cheerleaders!
  
• 20:08:51: i dont know who won for the women at #usopen or which men are in the final so i'm avoiding reading tweets if i can
  
• 20:14:42: AFAIK this is my 1st funnel cake. i've never tried any of the deep-fried fair treats
  
• 22:29:18: @bbergzz nah, quid pro quo
  
• 22:46:19: my current favorite song is Diamond Eyes - Deftones
  
• 22:54:19: salacious literally means “fond of leaping” as in a male animal leaping on a female
  
• 23:02:19: “explicit” only became a euphemism for adult entertainment in 1971
  

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