From Twitter 12-10-2010

• 00:10:10: i’m pretty sure i’ve never had a roasted chestnut
  
• 00:37:57: wow, Natasha Bedingfield’s shoes are quintessential stilettos! a v e r y skinny spike heel
  
• 01:25:47: @reneehendricks lol, maybe they threaten to send them to the peanut gallery
  
• 02:27:26: @reneehendricks aw, poor baby. yeah it’s hard to concentrate when ur sick. cold/flu?
  
• 11:41:21: hmmm, the stress of running last night’s meeting + wensday’s sleeplessness caused me to sleep 8hrs! that’s a lot for me
  
• 11:45:30: 1 of my cats has big eyes & looks me in the eye, the other has squinty little eyes & rarely does that
  
• 11:47:22: #shutup #lipitor! teens take foolish risks. twas always thus.
  
• 12:09:53: @Tim_in_CT i just got up, so i’m enjoying some HOT COOOFFEEE!
  
• 12:13:14: my cat Shiloh can jump up to the sink, my cat Miki rarely jumps that high, he jumps to the commode then to the sink
  
• 13:33:29: @davesib nuttin. i MC’d my Lions Xmas meeting last night, had a terrific turnout and a terrific meal, otherwise i’ve not done much. you?
  
• 14:08:22: .@davesib is the wch office open much when ur not there? does Loren get in much more than 25hrs?
  
• 14:14:13: uh, #usps, i don’t think any of the xmas presents the lady is carrying will fit in the flat-rate box the mailman shows her
  
• 14:16:25: @davesib pretty ambitious. i typed in a chapt from a book once, sent it to high school buddies, dont know if anyone read it
  
• 14:17:05: @davesib what is it your mlm sells?
  
• 14:31:37: @davesib if i ever decide i need some, i will definitely get it thru you!
  
• 14:33:44: @davesib so how do u type an ebook? type it in word and export it to .pdf?
  
• 14:36:17: i honestly believe that @CNN makes an attempt to provide an unbiased newscast
  
• 14:52:50: @davesib you scanning the pics? i write my lions meeting agenda every month in word & export it to .pdf
  
• 14:54:38: .@davesib i post my .pdf agenda after the meeting to my @posterous blog hillsboro-lions.info, take a look at the gadget that displays it
  
• 15:00:57: i love your XYZ, @alivelshi, but i find the monstrous XYZ graphic behind your head to be distracting
  
• 15:02:38: we will, wont we? RT @davesib @DyNama At the club meeting perhaps if we have one this month.
  
• 15:15:02: i had happily not thot of the schmaltzy song “you light up my life” for yrs, suddenly get 2 disparate refs to it. yest local news →
  
• 15:16:28: ← mentioned Debby Boone, today @CNN says the son of the author of the song is being questioned by police
  
• 15:24:09: worried for a moment when @DonLemonCNN did *not* say that he was in for @BrookeBCNN
  
• 15:25:54: yummy! what flavor of J? RT @skwirl42 caving and gonna make a PB & J sammich
  
• 15:33:29: @skwirl42 sounds delish! especially on PB. strawb-rhubarb pie is one of my faves. and jelly seems to never spoil
  
• 15:36:02: too bad the wikilinks guy didnt date-rape anyone in USA
  
• 15:36:42: @VariantVal don’t worry, it’s not loaded
  
• 15:38:45: @VariantVal doing okay trying to keep warm. how about you?
  
• 15:46:04: @VariantVal oh-oh, i’m due to visit the parents in florida, i expect warm weather. i havent decided when yet
  
• 15:48:44: @jenny0101 ouch! is that like a blister or a pimple in your eye?
  
• 16:07:58: thanx for the #FF! RT @celtfiddler #FF @DyNama, a fellow Lions Club member & who doesnt believe in any f the world’s organized superstitions
  
• 16:13:46: .@davesib you called a .pdf an ebook but in fact the original kindle was widely criticized because it couldnt read .pdfs
  
• 16:25:28: i just discovered themes for my @mozilla @firefox browser! i installed Pretty Pink Christmas, all right?
  
• 16:27:57: it’s the only decorating i’ve done for xmas so far
  
• 16:42:42: it’s actually illegal to look in ppl’s windows, isnt it? even if they try to entrap u by putting a xmas tree in the window?
  
• 16:44:02: RT @timmytink: Banks that were "too big to fail" are now much bigger: Wells Fargo: 43% larger Chase 51% larger; Bank of America: 138% la ...
  
• 16:48:08: @WongoWoman whatcha making?
  
• 16:51:57: i gotta go somewhere 2mrro. i havent been out in a cpl wks, and it’s supposed snow big on sunday
  
• 16:53:28: using “a couple” as a vague number is problematic, cuz a couple is exactly 2, no?
  
• 17:04:26: local news reported that house that burned “had space heaters but they had nothing to do w/the fire”
  
• 17:05:02: actually @wkrc i think furnaces cause more fires than space heaters
  
• 17:07:04: space heaters always say to keep fabric away, fire hazard, but i’ve had clothes fall *on* space heaters & dont burn
  
• 17:08:20: space heaters dont even burn the lint & cat hair that inevitably collects in them! i have to clean them out every so often
  
• 17:10:28: i love it that new company that took over @buddyscarpet is still using his name, and his old slogan
  
• 17:12:53: @Jamblasted “officer, i wasnt peeping, i was looking to see if they had a christmas tree in their bedroom!”
  
• 17:18:52: .@ElayneBoosler i still tell ur joke about a pointy store manikin in a sweater, “would u buy a sweater that cant even keep a manikin warm?”
  
• 17:20:50: i love shopping at christmas! since i’m alone, i have to enjoy christmas festivities vicariously.
  
• 17:22:43: no family lives nearby. my office was my 2nd family, but since being laid off, i don’t have them either :(
  
• 17:27:11: i did choose Pretty Pink Christmas as my #firefox persona, but it’s not really a girly-type pink. honestly.
  
• 17:28:14: yes, pink is Barbie’s color, but it is also the theme color of @Playboy Playmates.
  
• 17:29:15: the @Playboy Playmate of the Year used to get a car, as part of her prizes, in “Playmate Pink”
  
• 17:34:36: huh! @SunnyD sunny delight is a #cincinnati company after spinning off from #proctorandgamble
  
• 17:38:22: RT @thereidreport: Democrats should have stood up like this months ago. They would have had no enthusiasm gap. Now its basically theater.
  
• 17:45:25: #JohnMatarese is the main reason i watch @wcpo news. he has a twitter acct @DWYM but he doesnt tweet :(
  
• 18:11:29: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 18:33:12: @davesib all of them that i know of, on my other twitter acct. they dont reply very often
  
• 18:35:00: .@davesib tho i neglected to point out that bunnies and playmates are 2 diff things
  
• 18:36:45: .@davesib i know there’s lots of .pdf books out there–even issues of playboy–but the ebooks for ur kindle, nook, or sony are not .pdfs
  
• 18:38:13: .@davesib the orig kindle had a free conversion service, email them a .pdf, get a converted ebook sent to ur kindle
  
• 18:40:54: @MzStarrBurst sure, bunnies wear the costume + those ears, playmates pose nude for the centerfold.
  
• 18:43:38: @MzStarrBurst even models who pose nude in the magazine who arent in the centerfold arent called playmates, like @BrookeBurke on #DWTS
  
• 18:47:21: @MzStarrBurst or LaToya Jackson. she posed for playboy but is not a Playmate
  
• 18:49:24: @MzStarrBurst just a “celebrity who posed for Playboy". i guess they don’t have a collective name
  
• 18:58:54: oh yeah? thanx! RT @MzStarrBurst @DyNama i just made your picture big. you’re handsome!
  
• 19:00:14: @MzStarrBurst i was having a good hair day that day!
  
• 19:05:20: .@MzStarrBurst i’ve told you before you’re gorgeous…and extremely well made-up! love ur bright red lipstick in ur current avatar!
  
• 19:22:09: chickipedia indexes women by their measurements! 4x http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/searchchicksby/measurements-34-24-34/
  
• 19:43:36: who sings “Love Was Made For Me and You” on the @Chanel ad? i don’t care for it
  
• 19:58:50: it seems i’m in a minority of ppl who don’t like leather furniture
  
• 20:08:12: naaah! RT @JosephBananas Dear white people in general, Ur fat.
  
• 20:09:37: @TheGodless that’s what i think too, but several furniture stores in this area advertise nothing but leather (or fake leather)
  
• 20:17:39: @itastepaint i dont even like leather jackets
  
• 20:25:32: #shutup @Marshalls & @TJMaxx! it’s hard comparing fashion stores cuz no two carry the same stuff
  
• 20:26:18: @Breathless74 that may or may not be a bad thing, hmmm?
  
• 21:04:11: @itastepaint my brother’s leather jacket was stolen (!), so he went right out and bot another just like it!
  
• 22:10:56: did they really ever break rocks as punishment in prisons?
  
• 23:25:33: i walked uptown to get an instant cappuccino at 6p. my fave flavor was completely out, just dispensed clear hot water!
  
• 23:26:28: i chose another flavor, it came out so thick, i had to make regular coffee at home to cut it with!
  
• 23:27:41: the clerk only charged me for coffee, not cappuccino, but then i told her about the flavor that was out. she didnt ask for another quarter
  

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From Twitter 12-09-2010

• 00:39:50: i dont get the whole fist-pump thing on @LateNightJimmy
  
• 00:55:00: Pres Obama went from zero to compromise in 3.5 seconds –disgruntled Dem Congressman
  
• 03:40:16: stupid study about cell phones & behavior problems didnt warrant mention on news. they admit causality cant be proved & its only a weak link
  
• 03:43:50: dumb msg from FDA about effects of 1 cigarette. everything is poison, it's all about the dosage
  
• 03:47:59: cig smoke has "7000 chemicals", some are poison in sufficient dose. so does chicken.
  
• 04:05:30: 1 expert characterized estate taxes as heavier taxes after death in exchange for lighter taxes while living
  
• 04:08:00: that expert also said that heirs didnt earn the money in parents estate, so there's no real reason to think they deserve it
  
• 04:09:00: @Tim_in_CT cold beer for you, i'm going to bed!
  
• 04:12:57: GM and AIG safe, now it's the USA that's too big to fail
  
• 22:31:00: tonight was my Lions Club’s annual Xmas meeting. we had an amateur chorus from our community college for entertainment
  
• 22:33:03: had a terrific turnout! plenty of current and former district officers!
  
• 22:35:47: i was told tonight that i, the prez, cant have the password to our yahoo email account
  
• 23:01:41: the lion that set up our yahoo email acct wants to manage it herself. she even hinted she’d quit rather than give it up
  
• 23:15:09: how can you deport someone to a country they’ve never been to?
  
• 23:18:42: consumer reporter on @wcpo said it may take 12 days of work to pay off buying that new ipad. 12 days doesnt sound too bad to me
  
• 23:19:50: how many days of work does it take to pay off buying a house or a car, @wcpo?
  
• 23:26:14: 30.6million ppl drove drunk last year, didnt have a accident, didnt get cited, got home ok
  

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From Twitter 12-08-2010

• 04:00:44: Kate Bosworth’s eyes are two different colors: Brown and Blue. This condition is known as Heterochromia.
  
• 04:27:49: u might think Cuisinart making a Keurig-style coffeemaker might be cheaper than Keurig coffeemakers, but u'd be wrong, or at least i was
  
• 10:29:35: a bicycle is part of the healthy lifestyle? man, they can suck the joy out of anything
  
• 12:43:13: stupid old computer. 1 min it is fine, the next the battery is dead and it wont boot up
  
• 12:46:02: stupid spammers are putting comments on blog entries i posted over 13 months ago. i didnt get any comments at the time
  
• 15:01:12: i wonder what percentage of muslim males are named mohammed hussein
  
• 15:41:59: i wont take any #alkaseltzer that doesnt fizz, that would be #justwrong
  
• 15:45:55: RT @scott_hurst: The 23.4 degree tilt of Earth's axis is really the reason for the season.
  
• 16:05:04: my last 2 visits w/my lupus neighbor Angie, i ended up watching the end of a movie…both of them staring Denzel Washington
  
• 16:07:18: i dont watch movies very often, especially if i miss the beginning, but she tuned to “Training Day” and “Virtuosity” after her soaps
  
• 18:41:37: .@PinUpMom gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein?
  
• 18:43:28: I joined Twitter on the 5th of February 2008, making my account 1,037 days old. Find your date at http://www.twuration.com/
  
• 18:46:56: how did Elizabeth Edwards pass away less than 24hrs after announcing she was quitting treatment?
  
• 18:47:35: hip hip hooray! RT @slynnks1 Next two days off- how wonderful for me.
  
• 18:48:41: @PinUpMom sounds good about now!
  
• 18:49:52: my feet are freezing
  
• 18:58:13: i found out about #JohnLennon’s death on my cable’s primitive teletext channel
  
• 19:13:07: @iomega my 1st ext hard disk was your 120gb that's worked perfectly for 7 or 8yrs! it was the only 1 i found that worked on win98 not SE
  
• 19:24:55: i hate it when entertainmt news shows point out to celebs every bad thing said about them. #ChelseaHandler is below Angelina’s radar.
  
• 19:57:57: i dont want to control my car with voice commands
  
• 22:07:30: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 22:09:28: i was playing “i spy w/my little eye” w/a kid and he said something green. turned out to be a beam of McDonalds…but i see it as brown
  
• 22:13:04: that is weird. i asked the regular McD crowd, they said it was green, more precisely olive. i looked close w/flashlite, still looks brown
  
• 22:17:54: The Capgras delusion is a disorder in which a person holds a delusion that a loved one has been replaced by an impostor.
  
• 22:39:39: i read once that 80% [sic] of the kiddie porn out there is actually fake, produced by the govt as bait
  
• 22:45:25: P.A.D. may or may not cause strokes, what it does is put one in a statistical group that has not necessarily significantly more strokes
  

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From Twitter 12-07-2010

• 00:03:41: 3 colors have no rhyme in the English language: orange, silver, and purple
  
• 09:22:11: i dont care for awards shows and i especially dislike the awards voted for by fans
  
• 09:32:55: so much for commitment to cutting the deficit, pfui on congress
  
• 09:40:40: @Nickdrumr2 yep, i must admit i havent, or even a loose one
  
• 09:42:36: i’ve never tried any other cell service but i have no complaints about AT&T
  
• 13:35:10: the #Repubs were lying throughout the midterm election when they said they were concerned with the deficit
  
• 13:36:46: What Would the Tea Party Do? are they concerned enuf about the deficit to allow the tax cuts & unemploymt benefits to expire?
  
• 13:39:07: well, @CNN, is Elizabeth Edwards the estranged wife or the ex-wife? @AliVelshi
  
• 13:43:42: gawd do i hate the phrase “well maybe some good can come out of this sad situation.” i think is the messiah complex
  
• 13:48:31: ← Elizabeth Edwards died so that others may live.
  
• 13:55:06: @Zoe_E_W sounds like a nice happy song
  
• 14:01:03: @Nickdrumr2 (just out of curiosity, what does #OrSoIveHeard mean? i cant make sense of it)
  
• 14:03:10: i read an article yrs ago that listed things in popular culture that don’t actually exist. quicksand is the only one i recall :(
  
• 14:10:04: Sen McConnell says he’s had more talks w/Pres Obama in the last 2 wks than in the 2 yrs before. that’s only because McConnell refused‼
  
• 14:13:43: Yay! rich people get to keep the tax cuts that they’ve been using to create jobs for the last 7 years! happy days are here again! (still)
  
• 14:15:06: are there any Tea Party members already in congress who are going to vote for this deficit spending?
  
• 14:18:23: 5 Myths about the Bush tax cuts - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/30/AR2010073002671.html
  
• 14:20:38: America is a wonderful country! you can live here and not have to pay for it!
  
• 14:24:26: if u earn $10million a year, the tax cuts will save u $450,000
  
• 14:29:11: @EmAgain oh! you’re right! that makes much more sense
  
• 14:52:25: @EmAgain i think it amazing that you can reconfigure your brain to think like
  @Nickdrumr2!
  
• 14:53:12: .@EmAgain or maybe you can just read better than i can
  
• 17:02:41: .@BrittOH i heard one reason to consider the nook is that there is a lending library of books available. i didnt check it out
  
• 22:12:32: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes--love this! #btZZ4HJPF5X7X3
  
• 22:30:10: when documentaries show home video, why do they fuzz out the time/date stamp?
  
• 23:22:08: A study reported that "good-looking" couples are more likely to have daughters. Ugly people are more likely to have cats. --Jay Leno
  
• 23:53:19: i only eat 2 types of vegetables regularly, tomatoes and kidney beans. wait, that’s a fruit and legumes, no?
  
• 23:57:56: the fact is that beans dont give me gas
  

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From Twitter 12-06-2010

• 00:03:03: i’m absolutely positive i can have 3 drinks & still drive legally
  
• 00:04:46: pfui! a woman getting pregnant is never a miracle.
  
• 00:06:16: @MzStarrBurst that’s a variation on the tweet i sent earlier :)
  
• 00:08:46: not renewing the Bush tax cuts would help cut deficit spending. they cost us $400billion a year
  
• 00:15:22: i don’t care for weatherpeople reporting the wind chill. it may feel like 13°F to someone but it’s still 21°F
  
• 00:29:49: i recorded the episode of #Glee w/Gweneth Paltrow but i have no intention of watching the whole thing, i just want to hear her number
  
• 01:48:31: i just found @NeoSmart’s ToolTipFixer that keeps window’s tooltips on top of the status bar!
  
• 02:00:09: @amazon just sent me an email saying a book i wanted is now available…for us$129.65‼
  
• 10:25:02: hey @HLNV why is the soldier getting a seeing-eye dog in Connecticut news? @LionsClub s provide dozens of dogs every year
  
• 10:56:52: i’m getting confused by the № of parents killing their children :( 3 boys in 1 place, 2 kids in another
  
• 10:58:36: my old sd tv is getting so dim, i may be forced to replace it
  
• 14:11:21: very few fine jewelry ads show the woman opening her gift the traditional way, under the tree xmas morning. what’s up w/that?
  
• 15:13:47: it’s a shame that sports rivalries frequently go too far. it’s just a game.
  
• 16:56:06: i bundled up and went across the street to visit my neighbor.
  
• 21:56:22: i don’t think anyone has ever swooned. i think it was invented by movies. just like quicksand.
  
• 21:59:20: stupid damn 2T drive giving me troubles again, keeps going offline
  

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From Twitter 12-05-2010

• 00:15:28: move over big dog, a hot dog’s moving in
  
• 00:21:50: i would love to see a #frostedminiwheats commercial in which the talking miniwheats get eaten
  
• 00:23:51: i have to keep yelling at the @geico commercial. do woodchucks chuck wood? NO! #shutup #geico!
  
• 00:27:50: one of my cats has big eyes, the other has small squinty eyes
  
• 10:25:52: got my bath, dug out my car, & got here on time! (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 11:01:46: my maternal grandmother's descendents are in fact a messy lot. she did have some "normal" grandkids, but the rest are fine specimens
  
• 11:04:15: 1 of the grandkids committed suicide, 1 is homeless, 1 stays indoors & hasn't been seen by any of us in years
  
• 11:08:40: 1 died at 51 living in the house he was born in, 1 is unmarried at 58 w/OCD hoarders (me), 1 has had his whole colon removed
  
• 11:09:38: RT @BibleAlsoSays: God Says NO to Christmas Trees! Jeremiah 10:2-4
  
• 11:13:09: @clevelandsaplum chai-spiced snickerdoodles sounds delish!
  
• 22:40:36: wow! terrific 4-part harmony on Danny Boy by #CelticWoman
  
• 22:42:05: i think both new brunettes in this #CelticWoman concert have left the group
  
• 23:55:20: #stubhub has tickets for the #cowboys-#cardinals xmas day game for only $38,825 each
  
• 23:58:42: we need a punishment between death and life without parole. how about life w/o parole tased weekly?
  

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From Twitter 12-04-2010

• 01:18:19: we are great at digesting fat, but vegetables not so much, so u’d think ppl would conclude that fat is better for us. nah, too easy
  
• 01:38:49: the Enterprise was multi-cultural, but the rest of the universe was highly segregated. every ethnic group always wore their ethnic uniforms
  
• 03:14:29: how does @febreze eliminate odors yet leave odors of its own?
  
• 10:05:24: we are getting snowed on! 1st measurable snow of the season
  
• 12:16:13: .@Meijer ad shows crossword puzzle being filled in w/brand names they carry, but some of the remaining blanks are impossible
  
• 12:19:54: i think 1 of the remaining words in @meijers crossword ad is ?w?rt? which could be the acronym SWDYRTW, Since When Do You Rule The Web
  
• 12:22:04: purists think i cheat when i do crosswords, but in fact the only reason i do crosswords is to use my tools like spellcheckers & xword dicts
  
• 12:25:38: i've not really tried to use predictive text on my phone. i think i'll turn it on and practice using it
  
• 12:27:59: when i type "predictive" it won't put the "c" until i type the "t". that's disconcerting
  
• 12:29:34: i'm not sure predictive text makes this any easier
  
• 12:34:40: i'm fascinated by transgender tv shows. a new one is being preempted on MSNBC by some dumb breaking news
  
• 12:37:43: i'm more interested in shows about female souls getting female bodies than male souls getting male bodies tho
  
• 12:40:28: @doctoratlantis lol, that's a good one
  
• 14:58:17: every time an “expert” gives advice on tv, i want to ask to see the science. they rarely have any, their advice is just intuition
  
• 14:59:42: #shutup #dyson! vacuum cleaner bags were considered an advance a couple decades ago. dumping the cup puts dust in the air
  
• 15:04:45: what is The Haunted doing on Animal Planet? i couldnt watch it, even if i liked the show, cuz that’s Just Wrong
  
• 15:43:39: But I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.
  
• 21:40:12: i’m reading Encyclopedia of Unsolved Crimes (my current bathroom book) but i’m kind of surprised how low opinion of FBI the author has
  
• 22:24:17: RT @LibertyBelle4: .@pschlenker - When you can take it from my womb and have it live, it's a child. Until then, it's just part of me. Ba ...
  
• 22:36:28: i’m opposed to capital punishment but i wouldnt object to an electric chair that’s not quite lethal used regularly
  
• 23:25:24: .@jamblasted has a follow cost of 3739.93 milliscobles. http://followcost.com/jamblasted
  
• 23:25:59: .@mzstarrburst has a follow cost of 11757.78 milliscobles. http://followcost.com/mzstarrburst
  
• 23:27:28: .@DyNama has a follow cost of 846.88 milliscobles. http://followcost.com/DyNama
  
• 23:29:02: @Jamblasted it claims to calculate the cost of following people. not quite sure what it means
  
• 23:33:40: .@Jamblasted #followcost asks how annoying we are to follow! you, me, and @MzStarrburst were all labeled “nuclear”
  
• 23:37:19: @Jamblasted yes, compared to the number of tweets sent by tech guru Robert Scoble for some reason
  

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