Tuesday, December 29, 2009

From Twitter 12-28-2009



#what3gifts would wise men give a new-born messiah today? i say pizza, sam adams boston lager, and a wii
9mill x 366 only = 3.3billion RT @mikejmartin: You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
@mikejmartin i'd think an ave of 16million is born on each day (6billion/366)
@mikejmartin not to be a nitpicker. i heard that sept22 is the most common birthday in ohio--which is 9mo after the new yrs parties
newslady just said "there were 5 kids in the car, all under the age of 18"
too bad starbucks! speedway gas stations compare their coffee to fast-food places in their commercials
@bck same for @twhirl
facebook or twitter is not an addiction. why is 6hrs on twitter worse somehow than 6hrs watching football?
@Jamberta i find i pretty much ignore tv while i'm looking at twitter. i keep lists of shows i've seen & i dont know if i should count...
@Jamberta the tv shows on in the background
@VariantVal i havent watched a football game this season, the superbowl is usually the only game i watch. not a sports fan
@Jamberta absolutely! we're already halfway there! "More than half of all insured Americans...are now on prescription medications"
@EmReturns we definitely make judgemts about how ppl shld spend their time. some ppl spend hrs/day working out! & that's encouraged!
@VeronikaG back when i was a kid, they worried about my comic book addiction
i dont care what they say, i'm sure the women scanner operators at airports will be saving my scans
this local news today has had stories about cutting back on facebook/twitter and adding more workouts
@VariantVal were there any saints in the dressing room at the time?
277,000,000 americans have a cell phone. the ave cell phone call lasts 2 minutes. this yr we sent 3/4 of a quadrillion text msgs
@VariantVal cool! i'd be too chicken too (but i'd be sneaking into the lady tennis players locker room)
"More than half of all insured Americans, children and adults, are now on prescription medications..." http://zi.ma/b5428c
@VariantVal sure
@VariantVal but that's probably what balloon boy's dad thought too!
@VariantVal and u and ur friend got an autograph. worked out just fine!
@VariantVal not being blonde, cute w/ boobs is a serious disadvantage!
@Jamberta i do med my asthma, i could get meds for OCD & hi blood pressure but choose not to at the mo
@Jamberta and see, u haven't killed anyone in weeks!
@tw3nty3ight howdy from Hillsboro OH!
@tw3nty3ight how's it going? hows things in wilm & clarksville? yay, no cancer!
an even more deluxe story on local news about "facebook addiction". i think calling other things "addiction" dilutes the meaning of the word
we're increasing security at airports cuz we're very good at locking the barn after the horses have been stolen
5 of the past 6 commercials have been car commercials: ford, audi, hyundai, ---, chrysler, then another ford
MSM is now calling it the "underpants bomb"
RT @briandgregory: It is frustrating to me that some aren't satisfied that we can make our own decisions about right & wrong. @CyberLizard
those who would give up liberty for security end up with neither.
we havent minded the piling on of security measures becuz they've been incremental & it's a small price to pay
what if u need to get to the airport 3hrs befoe ur flight? 6hrs? 10hrs? it could happen
RT @PartTimeBrat: If you have never replied to anyone on your twitter page, did you miss the "social" in social media?
@LilHappyHeathen i've only been on 1 flight, back in 1994, but those hrs waiting waiting seem burdensome to me
soon everyone boarding an airplane will have to strip under supervision and put on approved coveralls
@Lilykily stealing a player's condoms, that's low
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ghost Whisperer wears high heels all the time
i love to hear women talk about "trying to get pregnant"!
@Leazzel pardon my dirty-mindedness but i just like the euphemism referring to the *process* of getting pregnant
@Leazzel mea culpa!
i use to drool over Valerie Bertinelli when she was underage, expected her to become a classic beauty movie star, be famous for decades
@Leazzel see, twitter is an educational experience!
dont like the Ford spokesman. for 1 thing, he's smug, for another, he doesnt take off his hat indoors
arbitration has reinstated 16 of 18 suspended policemen in the past decade in #Cincinnati
just signed up at http://twittinesis.com/ @twittinesis to backup the deathless prose in my tweets


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