Sunday, January 24, 2010

From Twitter 01-23-2010



  • 00:23:58: @VariantVal you mean telekinesis. there's another word too about things flying across a room, was the name of a movie, but cant recall
  • 00:26:15: LOL @VariantVal @DyNama that's why it didn't work, I was using the wrong power
  • 00:31:50: agreed, very nice parting remarks RT @Jamberta Conan is so fucking gracious.
  • 00:33:47: .@mirandachale zztop, no?
  • 01:18:39: that movie i was trying to think of was Poltergeist
  • 01:42:28: i am a Jay Leno fan, but Conan was good. too bad he cant get his old show back from Jimmy Fallon, tho i like him too
  • 02:42:40: the day about 15yrs ago i discovered flavored coffee creamer, i added 150 calories per day. net weight gain: zero
  • 09:55:49: yay Ohio! RT @wearingmascara: Morning everyone! I'm off to Ohio to visit my nephew and everyone else :-)
  • 10:02:12: Conan's last show was classy but his prospects don't look good. he couldnt beat Letterman, let alone Letterman & Leno
  • 11:24:24: Minn woman's fine for music piracy slashed to $2250 per song | StarTribune.com - http://shar.es/aSbus
  • 11:29:09: @MissAnthropy15 that should be enuf money to last the rest of his life--it wld be for u and me--but he prob does want another tv show
  • 12:12:36: @MissAnthropy15 i am unemployed so u know i would like that! actually they did, i had 11 weeks of vacation to use up
  • 12:21:10: @briandgregory was it u who had a bachelor weekend a wk or 2 ago? i mistakenly attributed it to @skwirl42
  • 12:46:51: @briandgregory i never got around to commenting on it but i thot ur observation about how swiftly u reverted to bachelor life was funny
  • 12:49:21: @briandgregory sleeping in, putting off bathing till late, making only 1 meal--that's how i, a bachelor, live all the time!
  • 12:50:16: @briandgregory so u back to happily domestic life?
  • 12:57:27: #shutup mega-t! food doesnt burn belly fat. products like urs are based upon wishful thinking
  • 13:17:17: #shutup axe! "girl-approved hair"? u think any boy's hair-doo would catch on if some girl's didn't like it?
  • 13:25:01: #shutup special k! you talk about dieting but you're still a food commercial
  • 13:29:54: i heard Letterman gets $15million/yr; Conan prob wasnt getting that much so i'd guess his golden parachute was at least 4yrs wages
  • 13:31:32: for all the advances in forensic science, i have never heard that more perps are caught or convicted than, say, 50 yrs ago
  • 14:40:28: the official character to indicate sarcasm, the SarcMark http://zi.ma/2700
  • 15:12:14: that is so over the top! RT @santasdevil: HeadiN out to cut g-ma's hair.. this may be useful after my visit... http://twitpic.com/zeqev
  • 18:19:51: 800 volunteers repainted a Cincinnati public school. it hadnt been painted in 15yrs. it's just wrong to get volunteers to cut labor's throat
  • 18:23:46: @Taby74 boobs? *perks up* (pun intended)
  • 18:27:33: certainly very similar! RT @anvyl: @dynama http://twitpic.com/zes9w
  • 18:29:34: @VariantVal not reading minds as good as usual?
  • 18:33:42: @VariantVal ha, definitely some sort of interference
  • 18:37:46: "If u work really hard & r kind amazing things will happen"-Conan, tho must B conceded hard work by comedian & ditchdigger r 2 diff things
  • 18:41:20: @VariantVal funny! maybe too close to magnetic fields
  • 18:46:22: @VariantVal all except the hard-wired bits!
  • 18:50:54: @VariantVal i'm sure u r! if all the ppl who wear tinfoil to avoid alien mind probes only knew it might block their love's call!
  • 18:54:46: @VariantVal it's the dreaded Law of Unintended Consequences
  • 18:58:44: @Taby74 be careful scrubbing those oil-soaked boobs, lovey
  • 19:07:46: the uniforms the catholic priests in Haiti wear would cost an average Haitian a couple months' income
  • 19:16:25: #shutup ensure! corn dogs, mayo, and cupcakes can be a part of a healthy lifestyle, they are good & good for you
  • 19:19:19: the sad fact about Haiti's plight is that they could have used all this aid *before* the quake
  • 19:20:30: #shutup ester-c! not a word of your commercial is based upon science
  • 19:21:58: @66Betty absolutely!
  • 19:23:01: @66Betty in fact the fine print "These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA..." is essentially that!
  • 19:29:08: i dont know that all the celebs in last night's telethon performed for free
  • 19:35:13: it may be callous to rank disasters, but there's no good reason a quake on a tiny island should out-raise relief funds for the tsunami
  • 19:42:16: sorry, i think "organic" is meaningless & i won't pay 1¢ more for that label
  • 19:44:27: i've had 4 bowls of cereal today but i think i need to go out & get something to eat. esp since i'm watching a food prgm on a&e
  • 19:48:09: i have the movie Iron Man but i havent got around to watching it cuz i.just.dont.watch.movies
  • 21:43:12: just drove to McDonalds tho i found i didn't have any dash lights. some1 there said maybe the blown fuse controls my tail lights too...
  • 21:44:56: sure enuf, i didn't have any tail lights either. so i drove home w/1 foot holding pressing the brakes a little so i at least had brake lites
  • 22:48:30: recent study reported mortality rises w/amt of tv watched. if that were true, deaths would have been rising for the last 60yrs
  • 22:51:55: @NICOLENICHOLS mayo is good & good for u! spaghetti?


Tweets copied by twittinesis.com


No comments:

Post a Comment