From Twitter 06-25-2010

• 00:02:02: i wrote a 5min speech last week, rewrote it to 3min today, rewrote it to 2min during the meal, ignored it & only made a few remarks
  
• 00:07:47: @HollyMarieMing http://twitpic.com/1zq7zs - yep, lovely!
  
• 00:24:20: just saw a tweet from @Leazzel that said “goodbye, deleting my account” and sure enuf it’s gone
  
• 00:33:53: yeah, i wondered too RT @jenny0101 RT @Leazzel: Thanks all, deleting my account. bye//What? Why???
  
• 00:56:03: ♦@Jamberta did @Leazzel tell you about quitting twitter?
  
• 01:06:47: ♦@Jamberta i’ve tweeted @Leazzel often too. she tweeted happy birthday to me
  
• 01:22:02: ♦@Jamberta hmmm, that’s weird. i was offline, didnt see her earlier tweets to see if she’d given clues for quitting
  
• 01:32:28: i don’t regret ufcking Jake if it gets me my own tv show.–Vienna
  
• 01:42:33: so did twitter :( RT @MzStarrBurst @MrFaMouSJ loss is a noun and lost is a verb in past tense. The celtics lost. They suffered a loss.
  
• 02:03:00: sodium in ur diet is NOT a risk and should not even be an issue
  
• 02:06:58: unfortunately 1 of my cats likes to groom in front of a big fan…upwind of me
  
• 09:01:35: the 1yr anniversary of anyone’s death is not news
  
• 09:54:06: who knows? RT @davesib @DyNama What is the status of the money transfer for Mike’s withdrawal?
  
• 09:58:54: 95yr-old does 1500 stomach crunches every day, says he has no health problems…i add, not counting boredom
  
• 09:59:22: ♦@davesib the money is in our chking acct
  
• 10:07:58: ♦@BuckeyezBest because i don’t use Reply. that’s the way twitter used to work & i think the way it should
  
• 10:22:41: ♦@BuckeyezBest my opinion is i should see the replies of the ppl i follow, i may follow the other half of the conversation
  
• 10:23:46: ♦@BuckeyezBest if i dont get ur replies, all i get is ur rants! & have no idea how chatty u are
  
• 10:29:21: @davesib you mean write the check?
  
• 10:32:48: RT @spacetrucker: RT @warriorblue: Dear unemployed, GOP does not care about you OR your vote. Keep this in mind this November
  
• 10:37:57: nah, tacos are good & good for u RT @shoplet @FITNESSbethany I’m eating tacos….a bagel probably would have been a better idea!
  
• 10:45:50: they’re just words, no prob RT @danmon22 Apologies to anyone who I may have offended by swearing earlier. Sorry. :/
  
• 11:50:12: ok, i'm going up to my former office to write my former boss a check, he said reluctantly
  
• 11:53:55: .@davesib yeah i had to get dressed first
  
• 12:25:05: had a nice chat w/my former boss, then stopped in at the water dept to adjust my automatic paymts
  
• 12:59:09: ♦@davesib done & back home. mike did say i could come out to the relay this eve for chicken
  
• 13:01:05: @davesib i stayed on top of it this time. today is the earliest mike couldve gotten his money
  
• 13:03:35: the fact that the dutch guy left his peruvian hotel room w/Flores’ body in it is proof enuf for me that he killed her
  
• 13:05:45: eyes are nice RT @66Betty Change the eyes avatar to something else? Yes or no?
  
• 13:07:58: ♦@AnnieDuke lol. what makes a poker genius? a head for odds? a poker face? good bluffing?
  
• 13:13:31: ♦@mindymayhem agreed. when i curse, that’s exactly what i mean!
  
• 13:17:41: RT @rebeccay: !! Fetus Feels No Pain Before 24 Weeks: Study (that's apx 6 mos!) http://bit.ly/dmVqVb #proCHOICE #proLIFEafterbirth
  
• 13:28:07: ♦@rebeccay give @Leazzel my best wishes too plz ↷http://0o8s0.tk
  
• 13:32:22: some1 offered me pornography but i declined because i dont have a pornograph to play it on
  
• 16:09:08: RT @woot: Obscure Grammatical Learned: In English, "loanword" is a calque while "calque" is a loanword.
  
• 16:12:21: Pityriasis simplex capillitii (commonly known as “dandruff")
  
• 16:17:53: ♦@CateyeMinty that’s what i thought! ↷http://mfpqo.tk
  
• 17:09:39: i have no complaints about at&t calls or browsing on my cell phone…and i live in a fringe area
  
• 17:11:42: iPhone is ranked #3 in smartphone sales
  
• 17:25:41: i’ve always thot my sdtv to be pretty good, but i’ve only just realized that it really doesnt show green very well
  
• 17:28:19: it wasnt till i compared my tv picture to the picture i get thru my dvr on the same antenna that i noticed my tv’s lack of green
  
• 17:36:29: RT @TheWritersDen: Smell that? It's © infringement!! PLEASE DO NOT RE-TWEET THIS
  
• 17:37:51: ♦@TheWritersDen i’m hairy noon and nitey nite nite
  
• 17:46:26: but they won’t have sex w/me when they’re sober RT @LindaKennero in NC it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.
  
• 17:52:07: #shutup Allstate: “is 15min enuf to start a relationship?” every relationship starts w/15 minutes.
  
• 17:55:29: ♦@Taby74 Booze: Helping ugly guys get laid for millennia
  
• 17:57:21: that Tena ad that shows a woman going thru womens’ fashion over the ages should end w/a woman in a burqa
  
• 18:04:06: we’ll have some earl grey ready RT @fyreflye Nite nite twitter friends, see u in the morning, don’t wake me too early unless you have tea x
  
• 18:07:27: ♦@mirandachale just as long as i’m not on it ↷http://uaid6.tk
  
• 18:10:21: ♦@TheNakedHustler you’re so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you
  
• 18:14:39: u can appeal RT @Taby74 It’s official. I am an asshole.
  
• 18:16:06: it was probably a lot more than u thot u could too! RT @dausonlovi I’m sorry. I’ve consumed all the bull shit I can for one day.
  
• 18:22:14: eDiets? “all u have to do lose weight is eat food.” but that’s what made u gain weight too, according to u
  
• 18:23:36: down, boy! RT @LindaKennero @VariantVal yeah and then we have to show our boobs and have sex with our cousins dog..‼‼
  
• 18:31:16: ♦@TheWritersDen isnt there another quote about writing being so intimate it’s like bleeding on the page?
  
• 18:32:00: the end of another day? RT @KarenAlloy OMG MY LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING‼‼ THE END IS FUCKING NIGH PEOPLE‼
  
• 18:35:55: wouldnt that be a same-sex marriage? u two need bulls! RT @VariantVal @LindaKennero If I marry a cow it shall be called spot
  
• 18:40:27: ♦@TheWritersDen thanx! i’ll try to recall where i read it
  
• 18:42:51: yeah but for prostitutes it’s just a job RT @LindaKennero i’ve seen more penis’ than any prostitute
  
• 19:00:33: me too, as of yesterday! RT @TheWritersDen @Ndege ~ 58?
  
• 19:10:41: ♦@Ndege afterwards i wondered if ur ~ meant approximately
  
• 19:34:13: olly olly incomefree, @MzStarrBurst!
  
• 19:44:35: ♦@Taby74 puppies are patiently awaiting you being NSFW again!
  
• 19:50:00: tv gives me the feeling that i’m the only person in the world who can’t pick a lock
  
• 20:21:55: #shutup netflix! if a stranger asked me if i wanted to watch a movie now, right now, i’d say no
  
• 21:51:50: “last call for alcohol” “i want bourbon, i want scotch, i want beer” can u really order 3 drinks at last call?
  
• 21:56:10: ♦@brittfromcle just getting ready. (it’s the George Thoroughgood song)
  
• 21:57:08: ♦@slackadjuster thanx for the #FF and back at ya!
  
• 22:34:54: Livestock programs at Ohio county fairs may have to close down http://shar.es/mILWd
  
• 23:16:40: lol RT @Taby74 The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown
  
• 23:42:03: ♦@brittfromcle well, do u know? can u order 3 drinks, or 10 drinks, at last call?
  

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