- 00:00:36: @craftyred my brother hasnt smoked a single cigarette and his asthma is worse than mine
- 00:05:46: #Obama sure has bad timing. He announces more offshore drilling just weeks before the #oilspill, new #nuke plants before #tsunami
- 00:08:06: @craftyred no argument except we share the same gene pool. my lungs would def be better without smoking. i'll quit...2mrro
- 00:09:52: @craftyred our grandmother died age 46 of emphysema, it appears to run in our family
- 00:17:37: Hustler fined $14K for not using condoms in porn - Yahoo! News http://yhoo.it/fvxSLp
- 00:23:24: #Windows win7 File Association search SUCKS! it has never found a single extension
- 00:23:32: @craftyred nitey nite
- 00:52:36: no thanx, i'm too full for bisque, i'll just have some soup
- 00:57:19: "There is nothing about camping I like EXCEPT sitting around the fire. :D"--@StolenBliss ¶ me too!
- 01:04:24: @StolenBliss friends want to camp all the time, but i dont like being away from my stuff, and my cats
- 02:07:14: there is no way #Japan radiation could be in #milk in #America already
- 02:15:21: just cuz you can measure something doesnt mean it's worth measuring
- 02:25:58: as far as i know, u cant plug ext hard drives into a tablet. no matter how many "apps" there are on itunes, there are millions of "programs"
- 02:29:05: is there an app to rar together a bunch of files? make a list of checksums? check files in a rar against a list of checksums? @abcWNN
- 02:29:52: thus, what we're calling tablets these days will NOT replace laptops cuz they are not the same thing. laptops ARE computers @abcWNN
- 02:31:31: i've heard there's no porn app for iPad. a fatal #fail for so many computer users, eh @abcWNN?
- 02:34:13: my computer has a dictionary, tv listings, email, etc, stored on it, can be accessed without being connected to internet @abcWNN
- 02:38:24: the iPad2 is not a real computer, it's just a browser, @abcWNN
- 02:40:22: no matter how many "apps" there are on itunes, there are millions of "programs" for real computers
- 02:41:59: gosh, @StacyLondon, i never noticed how dry & crunchy my hair was! #shutup!
- 02:45:21: Irony is a nipping jeast, or a speech that hath the honey of pleasantnesse in its mouth, and a sting of rebuke in its taile.
- 02:51:11: whether a couple keeps their promises to each other is none of my business
- 03:24:06: it's too bad there's no food that will clean human teeth, like some claim to clean dog teeth
- 03:24:33: bedtime
- 11:24:52: The Digital Generation Rediscovers the Magic of Manual Typewriters - http://nyti.ms/fEk81q
- 11:28:38: so i was on tv last night! i represented the Lions Club in presenting a check to a telethon on local access for cripled county residents
- 11:31:05: Lions Larry & Dave G joined me on tv. Lion Debbie was there too, presenting a check for another charity just before us, but missed ours
- 11:33:08: @yourgirlnxtdoor there was no director, so no one told us not to have our backs to the camera, but it was a good time
- 11:44:20: twitter search sucks. i searched "#cincinnati" to find some local tweeters to follow, & on the ppl tab it shows me only famous ppl
- 12:14:51: Nearly half of all 12yr-olds in US are using social networks despite not meeting min age requiremts - http://bit.ly/exl2aD #cnn
- 12:18:50: @WongoWoman lol. @Dadude1914
- 12:21:52: @WongoWoman is it rushan rullet if all the bullets are in the gun? that’s not playing. @Dadude1914
- 12:24:15: @WongoWoman my college roommate was 20 before finding out “it’s a doggy dog world” was incorrect
- 12:25:16: “@Skinny_Princess: I opened this lotion at the stop light and the shit squirted all over my clothes‼ Damn it man. #RMF” LOL!
- 12:26:04: @WongoWoman it is sad sometimes
- 12:27:20: RT @TomKierein: INSTALLING SPRING...
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...Installation failed. Ple ... - 12:28:26: RT @mental_floss: The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136°F — it happened in Al Aziziyah, Libya, in September 1922.
- 12:30:13: @WongoWoman luckily we’re now going after those greedy tenured ineffective teachers!
- 12:36:37: i just got an offer to win $1000 in a pet photo contest from someone who doesnt follow me. how’d she know i have pets?
- 12:52:31: @Glamourcon @Playboy the list is clogged with women who were not #Playmates, like Carmen and Barbie :(
- 12:56:34: shutting down the govt is welshing on existing bills, not cutting future spending
- 13:04:59: RT @ItsVader: I think I caught twerpes from one of you.
- 13:12:57: #shutup #bounty! are u saying that dishclothes cant wipe up a spill? rags have been around for millennia
- 13:18:51: this ep of #AmericanJustice, the #FBI said a guy named Ring was the ringleader with a straight face
- 13:22:27: i dont mind a discreet tattoo or 3 but i dont really care for large blocks of tats. why would u let others draw cartoons on ur body?
- 13:25:00: the sharks eating kids who've eaten #snickers #peanutbutter² commercials are hilarious.
- 13:27:12: i don't waste my time with @formspring. sarcastic or 1-word answers are useless
- 13:28:22: @Breathless1974 i just dislike a whole arm's worth. just too much.
- 13:28:54: @Breathless1974 howdy, Taby, how're you doing?
- 13:30:32: if i ran a store, i'd have an obvious surveillance camera at eye-level right at the door
- 13:31:58: @Breathless1974 not too bad either. going to #florida to visit the folks next week. empathize w/u every time i use my inhaler
- 13:36:38: nothing on #DropDeadDiva ads make me the least bit interested in watching the show
- 13:37:57: #shutup #charmin! he's a bear! he could resolve to not use bath tissue at all!
- 13:38:59: @Breathless1974 3 weeks! a nice long leisurely visit before they take a trip to europe.
- 13:42:06: @Breathless1974 how's illinois treating you?
- 13:49:51: @Breathless1974 hope you get all better, sweetie! are u back to work?
- 13:51:59: "I love sniffing post-it notes. They smell like peaches :3"--@Rock_Oholic ¶ i luv post-its too but dont smell anything :(
- 13:53:22: @Breathless1974 i would prob like nebs but they never been prescribed for me & now i cant afford to go to the doctor
- 13:54:25: @Breathless1974 like the job and the bosses? are they hiring?
- 13:56:31: @Breathless1974 i tweeted yesterday that i'm going to think about carrying an inhaler w/me all the time. friends supply me w/inhalers.
- 14:00:33: it's sad that the #FBI is not above suspicion of planting evidence and framing people
- 14:02:37: @Breathless1974 ppl comment on how much stuff i have in my pockets. i look like i'm wearing those pants that horse ppl wear!
- 14:03:58: @Breathless1974 jodhpurs? so i'm not looking forward to adding a bulky thing.
- 14:04:23: @Breathless1974 plus i worry about things going off in my pants
- 14:10:32: gawd do i dislike @StacyLondon's @Panteen commercial
- 14:11:30: @Breathless1974 there you go!
- 14:37:01: i absolutely hate men's surprise wedding proposals and soldiers' surprise returns to their families
- 14:38:20: i rooted all thru my box of frosted mini wheats but i couldnt find the one that walks & talks
- 16:25:53: 2002 US Dept of Justice study indicated that...about 1 in 19 of released sex offenders were later arrested for another sex crime.
- 17:00:10: here at the last 65th cmte meeting before the big party!
- 19:44:53: @mommyamc i just get a refrigerator magnet
- 20:49:10: #CSI debunked Mama Cass Elliot's choking death by saying she died of "fatty myocardial degeneration". that's not usually a cause of death
- 21:23:58: #CSI and all the websites say the myth was that Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich, but at the time i heard it was a hot dog
- 21:33:58: @davesib i was supposed to return to cincy but u picked me up at the new station in dayton so i didnt have a 1.5hr layover
- 21:34:28: @davesib but u did drop me off at cincy
- 21:37:55: @davesib 1005 GILBERT AVE Cincinnati OH 45202 is what i get from greyhound.com
- 21:50:49: @davesib it was the downtown dayton one that was closed
- 21:52:42: @davesib gilbert avenue is still in my queue on google maps
- 22:10:59: @davesib u found the dayton one without me--amazingly--but i recall having directions to cincy. in fact i think it was still in ur car
- 22:11:19: @davesib when we went to tennis! nitey nite
- 22:13:57: @StolenBliss friend of mine has big RV, i said "that's not camping, that's taking ur house with u!" & she said "exactly!"
- 22:15:34: don't apologize for replying to a tweet 3hrs, or even 3days, old. twitter is not necessarily real-time
- 22:17:57: cmon, radiation could not have already come all the way from #Japan, got into our grass, been eaten by cows, & turned into milk...could it?
- 22:21:52: i rather dislike the preview pane in email readers
- 22:22:25: @Lilykily but it's delicious!
- 22:25:55: @MzStarrBurst *hugs* for you too!
- 22:29:44: i have blocked more tweeters in the last month than in the 2yrs before that. spammers!
- 22:34:52: @MzStarrBurst http://twitpic.com/4fj86j - wow!
- 22:42:20: @MzStarrBurst i love them!! nice legs too!
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