Daily Tweets 2011.09.30

• 01:39 all the women on the #Keystone Beer ads say that Keith Stone is "so smooth." i'm glad to finally find out what women want. #
• 02:44 @davesib SRT still hasnt sold, it's still below $3 #
• 11:16 No revelation converted me to atheism, just a slow realization that i was going around believing in things. #
• 11:16 according to Warren Buffett, there are 7,000 banks in this country. #
• 15:39 just got home from a reception for the exec secretary of community action who's retiring after 34 years #< /a>
• 15:41 went to the reception just before noon, so i was in time to see her get her retiremt gifts, the main 1 being a 3-wheel bicycle #
• 15:44 while i was at the reception, i got a call from a fellow lay-off, who wanted to know if i recalled the date we were laid off #
• 15:44 ha! as if i could forget the date! #
• 16:33 yesterday was the anniversary of the death of Madalyn Murray OHair. Once referred to as "Most Hated Woman in... t.co/m1Ppof71 #
• 16:51 back in the 80's i had an account at a small bank named Industrial Trust & Savings. they changed their name to... t.co/wcZOA9Bx #
• 18:25 thanx for the #FF, Lion @celtfiddler! #
• 18:27 Yes, money talks...but all mine ever says is "goodbye". #
• 18:45 I wonder if the reason we don't know how to make rain is cuz we have never settled the ethical issue. is it ethical... t.co/b4Ek0swm #
• 19:28 losing weight is only life-changing if you're already famous enough for Weight Watchers to offer you a job. #
• 19:28 ok, i'm old. Lady Gaga does nothing for me. i can't detect any talent. her music just goes in one ear an d out the other. #
• 21:40 "he would *never* have left his daughter". unfortunately tho they do. #dateline #
• 22:07 the sister on #dateline got her hair freshly colored for this episode. i'm ready for my close-up, mr. demille! #
• 22:10 "Josh Mankiewicz asks way too many questions (and not just in interviews) and gives very few details till 10:50 PM. #Dateline"--@anjana_m #
• 22:13 my biggest complaint about #dateline is that every other similar show tells the story in 1 hour, not 2 #

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