From Twitter 10-06-2010

• 14:54:49: i was bullied but then i learned karate...and then i became the bully! bwa-ha-ha-ha!
  
• 15:05:59: RT @skepchicks: Vaccines, Anti-Intellectualism and the Mommy Instinct: The other day a friend of mine posted this on her facebook ... ht ...
  
• 15:09:21: If you are healthy, YOU CAN’T BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM... http://bit.ly/9gXM1u @Skepchicks blog
  
• 15:53:33: a walk & a cuppa coffee (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 15:56:49: the highest price seats at the evening performance at Ford's Theater on 14April1865 (with 1 exception) were $1
  
• 16:29:56: big crowd but Baldie's not here (@ Baldie's porch)
  
• 18:23:41: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 18:31:18: "More tea?" "I can hardly have more, I havent had any yet." "No, you can hardly have less."
  
• 18:31:20: "More tea?" "I can hardly have more, I havent had any yet." "No, you can hardly have less."
  
• 18:31:20: "More tea?" "I can hardly have more, I havent had any yet." "No, you can hardly have less."
  
• 19:23:55: RT @JohnMarecek: The #Reds haven't scored a run in Philly for 29 consecutive innings #Postseason
  
• 19:25:41: RT @alicia_brooke: We can shut up about the freakin' no-hitter now. #Reds lost, Roy's awesome. Let's move on.
  
• 19:34:44: @TheWritersDen @copyblogger a friend of mine would say that's being redundant and unnecessarily repetitive
  
• 21:02:34: i like ppl getting custody of their grandchilden. i say give them another chance to raise children right
  
• 22:13:22: remember hoodia as a magic weight-loss ingredient? hoodia even then was an endangered species! every hoodia product was a fraud!
  
• 23:05:46: i like #Ohio #Governor @TedStrickland's commercials
  
• 23:07:44: gawd do i hate the Charmin bears
  
• 23:30:22: #shutup Dr Stein! your Stein Medical Institute is a pretty cheap looking building
  
• 23:47:39: #shutup heavy monthly bleeding! there's a perfectly good word for the condition, menorrhagia, why dumb down the name?
  
• 23:52:36: Roselyn Sanchez is a goddess!
  

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From Twitter 10-05-2010

• 00:04:46: outside groups have spent $80,000,000 on this coming election, 5x what they spent in 2006
  
• 00:06:00: i just watched Jeffrey Toobin, @CNN's legal expert, on Charlie Rose, now he's on AC360
  
• 01:26:47: when i dl a multi-file bittorrent, i mark a few files as high priority. otherwise it could be 95% dl'd & i still not have any whole files
  
• 09:36:08: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 09:49:22: RT @pourmecoffee: Getting really excited about all the awesome stuff the rich will be doing after they take back country at midterms.
  
• 09:52:03: RT @FilthyMcKnasty: Its great to have true friends around who will call you on your bullshit. &be SO sincere w/ it
  
• 09:59:36: @magical_trevor nah. it happens again next July.
  
• 10:00:58: @sciencegoddess @neiltyson @seanmcarroll happy birthday!
  
• 10:06:37: @susanorlean the Kliban book of cartoons? ur puppy would enjoy it!
  
• 10:08:37: @MzStarrBurst i dont usually regret buying 2-5 of something till it starts rotting
  
• 10:10:49: @Spankss Hey! How'd you get in here?!
  
• 10:11:18: @Spankss (just kidding)
  
• 10:22:22: @MzStarrBurst but it was on sale!
  
• 10:24:04: drive thru! RT @BibleAlsoSays: RT @kosherwaitress @Im_A_Theist "Just get saved already!" LOL! Speedy Saved!< betcha there's an app for that.
  
• 10:39:26: @dsmeek36 i know the 1st one says "congress shall make no law" something something "religion & the free exercise therof". how's that!
  
• 10:43:22: @santasdevil oh like it's hard to convince u to do that!
  
• 10:47:31: RT @BibleAlsoSays: 20,000 children will die of starvation 2day despite their parent's desperate prayers! Why should god answer YOUR prayers?
  
• 10:48:45: been there RT @nathicana: You want to know my location Twitter? Fine. I'm on the corner of Fuck You and Don't Give a Shit. Happy now?
  
• 11:23:34: just ran into a guy i used to work w/at my former employer. he had to retire w/health probs at 50
  
• 11:28:58: Rick & I talked about our health probs--he's in a wheelchair, my asthma is getting worse
  
• 11:30:17: while we were gabbing, my cig-lighter tire inflator stopped working. got to get a new one, going into tire-leaking season
  
• 11:41:21: I'm at Walmart (540 Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/bfOWFu
  
• 13:54:39: just finished signing up for food pantry and some assistance. quite an experience for a middle-class guy
  
• 14:23:30: @santasdevil yep, that's what i thought!
  
• 17:09:24: I'm at Highland County Community Action (1487 North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/dpBtRF
  
• 17:32:10: just cuz we can learn a lesson from something doesnt mean we do
  
• 19:27:00: #shutup baby carrots! you say eat baby carrots like junk food like they arent.
  
• 22:03:45: @slynnks1 oh, so cute!
  
• 22:41:29: gawd the jokes about eating never stop
  

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From Twitter 10-04-2010

• 08:11:56: got awoken by a phone call from my lupus neighbor. i'm taking her to the hospital at 130p
  
• 08:16:43: i'm downloading a torrent of a tv show that got me a warning about copyright infringement that last time i dl'd an episode
  
• 08:18:21: last time tho the show was still on the air, now it's been cancelled. they only had my IP addy, not my actual name or location
  
• 08:24:33: i've got to admit, most of the songs for freecreditscore*com are pretty good. what's up w/the goat tho?
  
• 08:28:33: sorry, but if u commit suicide, that is all on u. no one else is responsible
  
• 08:32:08: it's irrelevant why a person commits suicide. i have a feeling suicide is an outcome awaiting a catalyst
  
• 08:34:40: u cant make someone kill himself, can u? RT @indydina @DyNama Even if the person has been victimized by bullying for a long, long time?
  
• 08:38:40: @indydina kill the bully! who kills himself? that's a response to stimuli that only works once
  
• 08:41:05: #shutup airborne! getting ur vitamin c "the hard way" is also the delicious way, & the way god intended
  
• 08:53:39: druidry is now a religion? druidry is totally made up, a lot of ppl in old clothes walking around chanting.
  
• 08:56:58: gawd @RobinMeade is so gorgeous!
  
• 10:23:25: ok he was bullied. but what if he also had big debt, argued w/his mother, & the other guy didnt like him? then what caused his suicide?
  
• 10:28:13: #newtwitter the menubar at the top isnt taken into account when i scroll down so i can actually miss a tweet in my timeline :-o
  
• 10:30:26: #newtwitter the menubar at the top isnt taken into account when i scroll down so i can actually miss a tweet in my timeline :-o @support
  
• 13:22:33: i'm waiting w/Angie at the hospital for her 145p appointmt (yes 37min late so far)
  
• 13:25:31: as soon as i tweeted that, her hosp beeper went off, so now i'm alone in the waiting room w/all the sick ppl
  
• 13:26:40: what could cause a man to have to walk slowly and take small steps? balance probs?
  
• 13:28:13: I'm at Highland District Hospital since 145p, Hillsboro OH #manual4sq since #4sq isnt working
  
• 13:58:58: i have become my old sunday school teacher in regard. my sibs used to laff him behind his back cuz his glasses were always filthy
  
• 13:59:09: i have become my old sunday school teacher in 1 regard. my sibs &i used to laff at him behind his back cuz his glasses were always filthy
  
• 14:08:45: i've become my old sunday school teacher in 1 regard. my sibs &i laffed at the old guy behind his back cuz his glasses were always filthy
  
• 14:09:58: his vision was so bad he couldnt see how dirty his glasses were! now i have to admit that i'm like that too :-(
  
• 14:11:35: it has been 45yrs since i went to sunday school & that's the only thing i remember about my last teacher
  
• 17:12:32: back home after dinner out w/Angie, her treat for taking her to the hospital and waiting for her to finish
  
• 17:14:02: we went to Frischs Big Boy. #4sq was still down so i couldnt check in
  
• 17:16:10: #shutup Ohio GOP! how is Dem Gov Strickland responsible for the state losing jobs again?
  
• 17:26:01: #shutup Ohio GOP! anyone who thinks healthcare reform will cut jobs and medicare budget doesnt know what's in it
  
• 19:38:28: this 3rd ep is actually my 1st House MD of the season. i've the 1st 2 on tape but havent watched them yet
  
• 19:45:06: #shutup Ohio Dems! The GOP Gov candidate pressuring officials to get state pension biz is a simple sales call
  
• 19:50:06: my 2 cats are in my recliner w/me. every cpl mins out of the blue Shiloh will hiss at Miki & run, come back a few mins later
  
• 20:00:11: @indydina they are both males, squabble a cpl times a day
  
• 22:23:22: i pay an annual fee for a tv listing program called Digiguide. the fee includes UK listings but for USA i have to find my own listings
  
• 22:25:34: so all i get for my money is a customizable offline listing prgm w/a forum the company actually reads
  
• 22:27:58: @indydina i'm not sure who's alpha here. Shiloh is older but smaller, Miki is more aggresive but he's the one w/all the scratches!
  
• 22:32:04: @MurderNovels digiguide listens, tells us where to find US listings, even allows us US tv words like "season" & "program"
  
• 22:32:52: @MurderNovels but i will definitely check out freeguide, thanx for the tip
  

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From Twitter 10-03-2010

• 02:56:25: i'm home after the party. i drank a little too much, a drink my host called Graveyard Mud
  
• 10:59:47: too late for breakfast :( (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 12:07:31: having McDonald's coffee (@ Angie's house)
  
• 12:11:50: Angie's putting something on my fingernails. she said "trust me."
  
• 12:13:33: Angie watches all the shows i dont. luckily a #cincinnati #reds game came on just as i got here. that's about the least objectionable
  
• 12:15:42: last night my host's sister apparently scored w/another party guest. i know cuz she announced "Nikki's getting laid!"
  
• 12:18:01: the funny thing is she never gives me any...even tho she jokes w/everyone about me being her boyfriend (she's young enuf to be my daughter)
  
• 12:21:01: idk if i'd hit that if i had a chance. she looks nice but she doesnt have the kind of titties i like. i know cuz she'll show them to anyone
  
• 12:22:05: @66Betty my next tweet answered that question lol
  
• 12:28:11: lol you two! RT @ceebee308: @LukeRomyn You're cute, in a gaggy sort of way. :)
  
• 12:32:06: @EmAgain i like em firm & pointed, a frenchman called it like a champagne glass. dont know why i have a preference
  
• 12:34:48: @MyNeuroticLife i like her a lot! i didnt mean that to sound so superficial, but the visual is important to me.
  
• 12:40:21: that probably sounded pretty bad of me, judging a woman by her body, but everyone has prelim attributes to filter by, no?
  
• 12:41:55: a friend of mine told me that he was leg man when he was young...but ended up marrying a woman w/polio!
  
• 13:32:23: @EmAgain or one w/a good plastic surgeon, lol
  
• 13:33:31: @EmAgain (just kidding)
  
• 14:20:00: Angie gave me $5 to get her an iced coffee at McD, but i spent $1 of her change paying someone i owed money to!
  
• 14:23:12: @EmAgain of course boobs are terrific in all their variety of shapes and sizes
  
• 18:37:25: when banks say CD, i think Compact Disk rather than Certificate of Deposit
  
• 19:35:26: in South Africa, more than 20,000 ppl are killed by snakes each year
  
• 19:54:41: Black Momba snakes are 18 inches when born, grow to 72 inches in their 1st year
  
• 20:16:11: anyone know what *frp* stands for?
  
• 20:51:22: they drive on the right in Australia, no?
  
• 22:04:49: whenever a study says "more research is needed", it means "we didnt get the results we wanted"
  
• 22:51:42: i don't really have a favorite drink. i'm omnibiblious.
  
• 22:59:41: saw palmetto did not improve symptoms or objective measures of benign prostatic hyperplasia. New England Journal of Medicine http://whg3c.tk
  
• 23:13:22: my "benefit year" for unemployment expires next week. i think advice to apply for unemploymt immed upon my layoff was bad
  
• 23:16:06: @MyNeuroticLife and of course, rules are meant to be broken!
  

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From Twitter 10-02-2010

• 00:27:54: agreed. RT @Jamberta These kids have more than being bullied...something more is going on with them.
  
• 00:29:09: @Breathless74 is that a phone?
  
• 00:33:00: @Breathless74 and here i was excited about getting a new book
  
• 00:39:58: @Breathless74 i got an Encyc of Unsolved Crimes. i've already read about 2 of my faves, JonBenet & Lindbergh Baby kidnapping
  
• 00:42:55: RT @BibleAlsoSays: "Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, 
but I reject them all." - 
Gene Roddenberry
  
• 01:46:57: @QuackityQ night, QQ
  
• 09:41:39: gawd, the stylish women on the Stein Mart commercial are gorgeous! tho probably high-maintenance.
  
• 09:44:40: i thot basketball was invented to fill the time between football and baseball seasons but now it seems to overlap both
  
• 09:46:35: @LeRoiSUGAR beer girl costume! that sounds cute!
  
• 09:48:56: #newtwitter is nice except i'm always hitting the wrong scrollbar :(
  
• 09:49:52: RT @AtheistQOTD: "A priest is a man who is called 'Father' by everyone except his own children who are obliged to call him 'Uncle'." Ita ...
  
• 09:52:41: puta update: back to normal. power stays on, battery stays charged. perhaps didnt need new charger but having an extra cant hurt
  
• 09:54:49: puta update: luckily i only paid $11 for new charger (incl s/h). others wanted $30+, OTC it could've been $90+!
  
• 09:58:08: WalMart sells a "universal charger" for $90 _but it says u have to send for the correct tip!_
  
• 10:36:35: a woman smoking a cigarette is very sexy
  
• 10:41:58: @davesib what is the "hubscore" number in the title of all your #hubpages?
  
• 12:06:42: i dont understand "concealed carry." if the object is for n'er-do-wells to be afraid of others being armed, let's wear guns in holsters
  
• 14:12:56: sorry if this sounds unfeeling, but honors for dead ppl seem not worthwhile to me
  
• 14:34:15: story on @CNN about woman getting genetic testing for cancer risk, 14yo daughter too
  
• 14:37:04: if she had been found to have the cancer gene, she'd have removed her breasts & ovaries. no word on what daughter would have done @CNN
  
• 14:38:55: luckily, she & daughter did not have the cancer gene *sigh of relief*...but she had already had cancer! mastectomy 2 decades ago! @CNN
  
• 14:40:57: so @CNN u can get cancer without the gene?! then what good is the test? if they'd had the gene, what would the daughter have done?
  
• 14:42:23: would the daughter have had body parts removed preemptively? and worried about cancer for the rest of her life? @CNN
  
• 14:43:55: i've got 5 spam tweets in 4 hours. i wish i could delete them from my timeline @mentions
  
• 14:45:51: note to spammers: i don't go to links sent by tweeters w/unpronounceable names, or tweeters who dont follow me
  
• 14:47:31: 6 spam tweets :(
  
• 14:49:34: the arrogance of today's crusaders stuns me. they grew up eating cupcakes, riding in front seat, now that's not good enuf 4 their grandkids
  
• 14:51:17: i guarantee every single person advocating more veggies in school lunch didnt eat them in _their_ school lunch & are fine today
  
• 15:24:38: "People around the world have enjoyed a wide range of diets with no common relationship to lifespans… http://beta.twitlonger.com/show/3ai5to
  
• 18:42:59: going to my truck-driver neighbor's Halloween party
  
• 20:35:47: party is playing a drinking game, but i dont drink enuf to play them
  

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From Twitter 10-01-2010

• 00:12:10: tv series on the American Movie Classics channel is #justwrong. what's next, wrasslin' on the SciFi channel?
  
• 00:15:00: 3-hour update: puta still working fine, battery charged up, ac power staying on. screen not flickering
  
• 00:15:59: Join the National Sarcasm Society! yeah, like we need your help.
  
• 00:20:04: Wednesday marked 15 years since the death of Madalyn Murray O'Hair :-(
  
• 00:42:33: @EmAgain cool that you can meet up. none of my friends tweet, i dont know any of the local tweeters i've found
  
• 01:07:09: @EmAgain do you always get up this early?
  
• 01:09:33: watching MIchael Wood look into the story of Jason & the Golden Fleece
  
• 01:13:00: Michael Wood did a series called "In Search Of The Trojan War". i loved it! i've watched it a 1/2doz times, read the book 3 times so far
  
• 01:29:43: @EmAgain u named the kitten George? after Mad King George? kittens are so cute!
  
• 11:42:51: i dont believe it! i've put up w/a bad battery for a couple weeks! flickering screen, sudden hibernation, replacemt ac adapter...
  
• 11:44:57: even going w/o compter for 3-1/2 days! but cleaning battery & charge plug has returned puta to normal!
  
• 11:47:19: every healthy person radically changing their diet for vague promises plz call me, i have Kansas oceanfront property to sell you
  
• 11:57:40: @_DONTsaveME_ oh, please come!
  
• 15:38:22: I'm at Big Lots (359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Miller Farm Ln, Centerville). http://4sq.com/b3O8RW
  
• 16:05:34: bot some more square bottles of tea! they expire 2mrro so the mgr gave them to me for 25c, half off
  
• 16:20:14: I'm at Office Depot (2691 Miamisburg Centerville Road, St Rt 725, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 16:20:14: I just ousted Roy S. as the mayor of Office Depot on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9kUFfS
  
• 16:48:29: Office Depot has 2T external hard drives for $120!
  
• 17:01:03: I'm at Office Max (8341 Springboro Pike, St Rt 741, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/anvsp0
  
• 18:09:07: I'm at Dollar Tree (8287 Springboro Pike, Miamisburg). http://4sq.com/9WrQ5y
  
• 18:11:56: got a bottle of Blush Chablis (@ Cub Foods) http://4sq.com/9QsnjB
  
• 18:27:18: chipotle steakburger + chili (@ Steak 'n Shake) http://4sq.com/d0A3fN
  
• 21:59:45: put those wires way down! thanx for the unusual #FF, @Nickdrumr2!
  
• 22:00:57: thanx for the #FF, @MurderNovels!
  
• 22:04:29: missing girl here described as wearing a "multi-color jacket". shouldnt they say which multi-colors?
  
• 22:52:49: love Medium! RT @AdrianneCurry congrats to my friends Allison&Joe DuBois (who the show medium is based on) on 17 years of marriage!
  

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From Twitter 09-30-2010

• 00:06:03: .@JimmyFallon the creator of napster was Shaun Fanning, no?
  
• 00:07:37: @MzStarrBurst the women in the 2 pix look so much alike i wasnt sure they weren't both you!
  
• 01:18:02: @MzStarrBurst a store i go to, the manager calls me Shakespeare, he says i look like him, even tho i have glasses & a beard & he didnt!
  
• 10:08:13: u could follow @timer RT @Jamberta: I need someone to tweet at me between 11:00 and 11:50 Central time to take my book back to the library.
  
• 10:11:04: @_DONTsaveME_ i always say that OJIOT is more common than TGIF (Oh Jeez It's Only Thursday)
  
• 10:15:00: @mindymayhem maybe it's set to the wrong town?
  
• 10:16:37: i'm not a prude but i don't really care for my timeline when *everyone* is talking about sex
  
• 10:27:41: @CruzanChoklate u need to add my small-town middle-age white guy shit to ur TL
  
• 10:29:11: @mindymayhem it's surprising that it could be so wrong!
  
• 10:35:05: @MzStarrBurst i once found a mouse had chewed on some of my cookies. i threw away the ones he didnt finish but i ate the rest in the pkg
  
• 10:45:38: 25 Things Every Woman's Magazine Will Tell You (and should probably stop telling you) http://bit.ly/9YsgSm
  
• 10:48:06: @MzStarrBurst turned my boss' stomach--i had to tell him we had mice--but i enjoyed the thot i was feeding the animals
  
• 10:53:20: if being bullied causes one to kill himself, being bullied was not his biggest problem
  
• 11:02:10: enuf schools have removed junk food from their menus that research should show if they are losing weight, but no one bothers to look
  
• 11:03:26: @alivelshi i'm not a kook, just an amateur scientist
  
• 11:05:27: *everyone* saying some things are better to eat than other things are either sadly mistaken...or lying
  
• 11:07:32: all studies of longevity have shown long-lived people have only 1 thing in common: having long-lived parents
  
• 11:09:07: there is zero proof that adding antioxidants to your diet has any effect whatsoever...except slimming your wallet
  
• 11:12:15: c'mon people! we are healthy! we're living longer than ever!
  
• 12:17:27: @alivelshi yep, it takes 2 opinions to make a market
  
• 12:22:06: @alivelshi i would suggest tho you defy Dr Gupta & actually research the subject, but few reporters do
  
• 12:24:08: to anyone who actually wants to research the so-called "healthy lifestyle", i recommend a blog called Junkfood Science
  
• 13:06:02: @PrettyCakes_ don't go! #surewecare!
  
• 13:12:59: for hebbens' sake, bullying is just normal power struggles, just jockeying for better ranking in the pack. all animals do it.
  
• 13:14:18: the choices we make about food have little impact on our health
  
• 13:18:20: @april_430 i thought you looked fine! my dad is extra critical of me too!
  
• 13:20:57: lol! RT @VariantVal: RT @CraigWFSmith: what happened to the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now...
  
• 13:46:43: is it really a list if it's only got 1 item on it? @ricksanchezcnn
  
• 13:48:30: i predict Parker/Spitzer on @CNN will last as long as Connie Chung's show
  
• 14:26:45: got new charger for my laptop already! connection to power puta/recharge battery still touchy, but not as touchy as w/old charger
  
• 14:27:52: the fact is w/old charger, the puta wouldnt power up; w/new charger, here it is!
  
• 14:33:30: pretty cool! i got tweets from 2 @CNN anchorpeople yesterday, @alivelshi & @ricksanchezcnn!
  
• 14:36:42: tho both @CNN anchorpeople, @alivelshi & @ricksanchezcnn, dismissed me as a crackpot. that's ok, it's par for the course.
  
• 14:38:05: so the prob w/my laptop must be the battery, or the plug thing going bad
  
• 14:42:40: i was thinking about going shopping, but i have to watch the new charger for a while to make sure it doesnt burst into flames or something
  
• 14:57:27: i decline to watch "news" that has the anchorperson's name in the title
  
• 16:04:02: job listings are saying "send resume or CV to..." what's a CV?
  
• 16:06:01: if you choose foods for their nutri-numbers rather than simply taste, you're not eating, you're nutriting. u might as well take a pill.
  
• 16:12:48: @EmAgain @HairySucker @npcforfun thanx! i'd never heard of it. "curriculum" sounds like it ought to be ur educational background
  
• 16:58:01: so far so good re: new ac adapter. i do still have to jiggle it every now & then
  
• 17:00:38: @Dora5989 so far you apparently havent had a chance to follow anyone!
  
• 17:01:05: @brittfromcle2 being unfriendly?
  
• 17:05:21: nice! RT @Jamberta I hate to be all full of myself but this is probably the most favorite pic I've ever done of myself.
  
• 17:14:03: @ShortyMcStompy i too found out that Jewish is both a religion and an ethnic group, w/overlapping members
  
• 17:16:46: when the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's logistics
  
• 19:47:41: got an invite to visit w/Angie, my lupus neighbor. we're sitting out even tho it's a little chilly
  
• 21:28:55: while i was visiting my neighbor, my puta shut down w/a dead battery, even tho the new charger was plugged in
  
• 21:29:46: and it wouldnt turn back on. a couple times i declared "well, that's that"
  
• 21:32:26: so just for something to do, i opened the battery compartment & took out the battery & dusted it off
  
• 21:35:26: it wasnt full of cat hair & wasnt particularly dirty. then i stuck a pin in & around the charge plug. no cat hair there either.
  
• 21:37:12: then i plugged it in and voila! the charge light came on & stayed on! i turned it on & it booted up! maybe i dont even need the new charger
  
• 22:05:09: @ShortyMcStompy do you and @EmAgain live near each other? and @Nickdrumr2?
  
• 22:15:34: @hyattch not me, i care about my sanity!
  
• 22:20:38: @hyattch lol, the rest are doomed!
  
• 22:24:20: only 1 cat can fit on my lap at a time, so the other tries to get on my lower legs & the 2 cats sit nose to nose
  
• 22:27:42: a false positive test for breast cancer is devastating for a woman, and more likely if she is under 50
  
• 22:59:24: lamebrains on Jay Leno: the play the Lincoln's went to see was a comedy, & the shot was fired after a particularly funny line
  
• 23:31:50: i think Dave Letterman gave more time to an author than to Tom Sellick
  
• 23:34:06: ah, my cats are blessed! @Jamberta "Cover up your excrement so that God will not turn away from you." Deuteronomy 12-14
  
• 23:41:48: sorry @LateNightJimmy i don't get the fist-pump thing
  
• 23:43:17: a Naked Cowboy joke on @LateNightJimmy Fallon! The Naked Cowboy is from #Cincinnati
  
• 23:46:54: @Jamberta actually 1 of my cats scratches the wall, the floor, in his litter box, for 2 minutes, never gets a grain of sand on it!
  

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