From Twitter 11-13-2010

• 07:31:19: i got up early thinking today was a special breakfast but checking my notes, i find it is thursday
  
• 12:04:57: TJ Holmes on @CNN was embarrassed to admit he hasnt been to the doctor in 10yrs. does he call a plumber for periodic checks too?
  
• 12:07:05: to TJ Holmes @CNN: young ppl are healthy, they dont need to go to doctors. you werent stupid or irresponsible
  
• 12:09:19: to TJ Holmes @CNN: after all your medical tests, findings? you are healthy. dont change a thing.
  
• 12:12:10: to TJ Holmes @CNN: the unhealthiest thing you are doing is getting health advice from old disc jockeys instead of scientists
  
• 13:23:43: @davesib u have reason to believe salaries are out of line? white house staff is always quitting cuz they get more in private sector
  
• 13:30:51: @davesib dont know how she got so lucky. i’m still getting unempl during the appeal process
  
• 14:06:46: @WongoWoman pretty clever!
  
• 18:22:11: «Evidence suggests that obesity rates are levelling off in Western societies, life expectancies continue to rise in line…→
  
• 18:23:08: ←with rising obesity rates, and across the world policy-makers have remained largely indifferent and inactive in the face of…→
  
• 18:23:43: ←this apparently deadly threat to our health and well-being. Dissecting and dismissing much of the over-blown rhetoric…→
  
• 18:24:44: ←and ideological bias found on both sides of the obesity debate, Gard demonstrates that the science of obesity remains radically…→
  
• 18:25:33: ←uncertain and that it is impossible to establish an objective ‘truth’ on which to base policy. His powerful and inescapable conclusion…→
  
• 18:27:34: ←is that we should now mark the end of the obesity epidemic.» The End of the Obesity Epidemic~Dr Michael Gard, Amazon: http://j.mp/9zFQAb
  
• 18:37:15: Americans are such cheapskates these days
  
• 20:24:43: I'm at Family Dollar (North High St, Harry Sauner Road, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/dkj4sV
  
• 21:06:47: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 22:25:32: i rebooted computer at 1p then exited nearly every prgm that i normally leave running. i had firefox, evernote, & mdownloader running
  
• 22:28:18: its been crashing 521min after rebooting. it may have crashed at that time this eve, but it acts like this time it was cuz battery went dead
  
• 22:30:41: when i got home around 930p it was fine. i walked away but when i came back at 10p the puta was off.
  
• 22:31:27: now it wont boot up: unmountable boot volume
  
• 22:37:47: @skirrid mr deliverityourself? yep we strain at a gnat and swallow a camel, as the saying goes
  
• 22:39:10: all i know to do w/"unmountable boot volume" error is wait a while & try again
  

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From Twitter 11-12-2010

• 00:04:42: there’s something disgusting about the word “pimple”. the word is 6 centuries old, of unknown origin
  
• 00:19:01: .@KimKardashian is today’s Marilyn
  
• 00:32:59: heard twice on tv tonite: “say hello to my little friend.” i have a feeling that’s a movie quote but i dont know which movie
  
• 00:48:36: @FunBibleQuotes yuck! lol
  
• 00:59:52: my computer crashes every 521 minutes exactly
  
• 03:33:40: actually Spam is delicious!
  
• 03:38:41: .@ABCWorldNews said 28lb of pot = $6,000,000. that’s over $200,000/lb, is that right?
  
• 13:08:53: the FDA notwithstanding, smoking is not the riskiest thing i do any day
  
• 13:10:59: @FunBibleQuotes i wonder how much dogs & cats are actually eaten. are they raised for meat? are they sold in butcher shops? frozen entries?
  
• 15:06:29: i got an invite to try some meatballs my lupus neighbor made for her granddaughters
  
• 15:07:13: i had just made some brownies! so i contributed them to the luncheon
  
• 19:44:36: this is the age of proselytizing. it’s not enuf to do something, u have to inspire others, or save them from going thru what u went thru
  
• 19:49:01: made brownies today, those premixed kind. they were dated jan 2007, had been in my freezer that long. turned out good
  
• 19:51:07: @Tim_in_CT same to ya! prosit!
  
• 19:52:39: directions for brownies said grease pan, i just sprayed it, hoping that was good enuf
  
• 19:53:50: my family doesnt frost brownies, we cover them in powder sugar
  
• 19:54:56: the hard sell on vegetables continues, 1 of humankind’s biggest marketing failures
  
• 20:00:49: Medium! @MeadiumSeason7
  
• 20:58:10: #shutup Quilted Northern! it is NOT time to talk about what goes on in the bathroom!
  
• 20:59:36: i dont empathize w/any car commercial that implies this car is “fun” to drive
  
• 23:01:04: Leann Rimes is only the latest to suffer wrath of marriage protectors, prev victims include Jill Eikenberry & that guy who sang Key Largo
  

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From Twitter 11-11-2010

• 01:10:40: i dont know anyone who likes BMWs
  
• 01:34:34: jonsi on @latenightjimmy can sing in tune…but that’s about all the good things i can say about him
  
• 01:36:25: @Tim_in_CT same to ya! cheers!
  
• 03:35:18: um @twitter, u say i only have 56 [sic] tweets, and even my background has disappeared
  
• 03:40:26: there it goes again. 8hrs 40min since my computer crashed, it is crashing again
  
• 12:24:33: in the US we euthanize 4 million healthy dogs and cats every year
  
• 12:57:34: i’ve set something to happen 521 minutes after booting up that crashes my computer but i cant find it
  
• 12:59:18: i even used capturefox to film my computer crashing, starting 520 minutes after rebooting. it happened, right on schedule
  
• 14:11:23: i had a 260mb file 95% downloaded when my puta did its 8:41 crash
  
• 14:30:29: about 5 billion ounces is the total amount of gold ever produced
  
• 14:55:34: Christmas Day 1860, a white woman was fined $1.58 for disorderly conduct, a “free negress” was fined $10.58 for being in D.C. w/o permit
  
• 15:16:17: there is no mention of Christmas on the front page of the National Republican Wash DC newspaper 1860.12.25 except in 1 ad in lower right cnr
  
• 23:49:02: i’m sure scientists know what they’re talking about but i find it hard to believe that chocolate doesnt cause acne
  
• 23:56:12: i’m still eating halloween candy, more candy than i usually eat, & i feel like i’m getting a pimple
  
• 23:58:24: now at my age, i shouldnt be getting pimples. in fact, if i had grandchildren, *they* would be worrying about *their* pimples
  

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From Twitter 11-10-2010

• 01:13:31: putting up with IE8 didnt help, computer still crashing, 8-3/4hrs since it last crashed
  
• 01:44:35: weird things are happening on my puta now that it's crashing a lot. prgms i've run every day come up unconfigured
  
• 12:09:14: found on website: “Font management is not always as easy as a walk on the cake.” huh?
  
• 12:17:08: current most popular internet marketing strategy is called “freemium”, offering basic utility for free, pay for premium utility
  
• 14:20:45: I'm at Flagway (122 East Main St, North High St, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/cH4Bil
  
• 14:40:49: #shutup @HLNTV! there is no evidence that “healthy eating habits” established in early childhood can “prevent” adult obesity
  
• 17:12:59: #shutup FDA! yes, cigarettes can kill, but so can stairs and bathtubs, and the latter is much quicker
  
• 19:25:27: plz help! what's causing my computer to crash every 520 minutes? http://twitpic.com/35phet
  
• 20:00:01: Robert Palmer’s rock band of supermodels is real behind Cee Lo Green on Colbert
  
• 20:08:35: @Tim_in_CT i almost found a job today!
  

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From Twitter 11-09-2010

• 00:45:32: lol, no i didnt know that RT @WongoWoman @DyNama did you know what “puta” in Spanish means “whore"?
  
• 01:43:27: #shutup geico! “do woodchucks chuck wood?” no.
  
• 02:06:47: @22DanielleM lol
  
• 10:56:50: breakfast bowl! (@ Burger King) http://4sq.com/d29AnL
  
• 10:56:52: I just became the mayor of Burger King on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d29AnL
  
• 11:24:32: in the time it took to pull out my phone and call up my shopping list, i forgot what i was going to put on it :(
  
• 11:35:16: while fastening my seatbelt, my fingers hit the end of my lit cigarette, causing a shower of sparks to fall on my lap
  
• 11:36:22: every time i do something like that, or forget to have smokes w/me, i think, my gawd man how long u been smoking?
  
• 11:39:52: I'm at Kmart (1249 North High St, Fenner Lane, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/aDH7H9
  
• 11:40:29: since i just finished breakfast, i'm skipping the free lunch put on by the churches today
  
• 12:39:47: wheel of fortune contestant solves puzzle w/only 1 letter. but if she knew the answer before, why didnt she guess “G” & make more money?
  
• 15:46:53: @davesib i mean what you want to do, what you want to change in washington
  
• 15:50:33: @rxw74 good story, but every diet looks good after only 10wks. diets shouldnt be evaluated in less than 2yrs, & he only lost 10%
  
• 16:54:40: stupid puta keeps locking up. 9hrs after last reboot. trying internet explorer rather than firefox
  
• 17:03:17: computer started crashing then recovered when i closed firefox, but when i restarted firefox, crashed again
  
• 17:25:39: i hate nearly all the @meijer commercials
  
• 17:27:56: @Tim_in_CT i dont even sleep much, i just download tv shows and porn!
  
• 17:31:21: #Conan was pretty good last night. Andy Richter is back, and conan's old band is back except for Max
  
• 17:32:42: but i probably wont watch #Conan very often as i'm a news junkie, i watch 1 11oclock news and tape another
  
• 17:38:47: tearing or breaking something from exercising is ur body's way of saying "ow! stop that!"
  
• 19:17:25: Jackson County #Florida has 179 unsolved murders from the Reconstruction Era 1865-1877
  
• 19:18:21: i scrub my commode every 2 weeks whether it needs it or not
  
• 19:26:55: At least part of the reason Sony's Beta lost to JVC's VHS in the VCR war was that the former refused to license the technology for porn
  
• 19:57:53: @brittfromcle2 at the risk of sounding obsessive :-o
  
• 19:59:44: in 1993 there were only 50 websites in operation
  
• 20:14:34: today i finished off a years-old bottle of hershey's syrup. i've got 2 more that havent been opened
  
• 21:53:18: 1 virginia policeman got false confessions from 6 people!
  
• 23:21:03: stupid g-d @google! searching "£25" doesnt get a conversion, searching "25£" does but no one writes it that way
  
• 23:23:01: stupid g-d IE8! gmail never loads except in .html mode, twitter stops looking for msgs every cpl of minutes [ie8.0.6]
  
• 23:26:52: teens who text >120 times a day are 3 times more likely to be sexually active !
  
• 23:32:28: tv ads constantly show kids playing with their parents rather than with friends
  
• 23:34:10: how much fires could firefighters fight if firefighters could fight fires?
  
• 23:39:07: >95% of pornography consumed on the Internet is sourced from free amateur sites, free adult tube sites, and/or free file sharing protocols
  
• 23:44:51: amazon us wants $50 for a book but amazon uk seems to have it for $40
  
• 23:46:59: @22DanielleM depends on the fire!
  
• 23:57:46: @hyattch but they're both amazon
  
• 23:58:55: #shutup ocillococcinum! what kind of name is that?!
  

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From Twitter 11-08-2010

• 12:12:05: i'm over visiting my lupus neighbor Angie
  
• 12:13:32: my puta rebooted all by itself, while i was writing an email. when it came up, my lan2usb adapter didnt work any more :(
  
• 15:42:45: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/d2l5aF
  
• 16:33:29: I just ousted Mike N. as the mayor of Big Lots on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  
• 16:33:29: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  

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From Twitter 11-07-2010

• 00:45:17: Forby Leonard Skinner passed away in Sept. he was the gym teacher whom Lynyrd Skynyrd was named after
  
• 00:51:31: end of Sept, Gloria Stuart, who played a survivor of the Titanic, died. a wk later, Roy Baker died. he had directed an earlier Titanic film
  
• 00:57:18: James Earl Winner Jr., the guy who invented “The Club” in 1985, was killed in a car crash in Sept
  
• 00:59:43: @Tim_in_CT no job, & dont think i’m going to get any more unemploymt checks. lots of COLD BEER! (actually i prefer red wine!)
  
• 10:41:50: also here 1 other time this wk, forgot to check in (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 10:43:41: gotta call my mom, it's her 79th birthday today!
  
• 11:41:40: had a nice 1/2hr convo w/my mom on her birthday
  
• 11:43:49: cuz i woke up at 930 EDT which is 830 EST, i'm up'n'attem a lot earlier than usual
  
• 11:45:52: i brot a btl of Hershey's Syrup, Dulce de Leche flavor, to McD to put in my coffee--yum!
  
• 12:48:21: yesterday i found my walmart does carry Figi artesian water in beautiful square bottles, ½liter and liter sizes.
  
• 12:50:06: i got (2) liter bottles just for the bigger size, tho i have more sq btls than i can use, & i dont really care for buying water
  
• 12:51:14: i topped off my tires, now i ought to go somewhere
  
• 12:53:07: i’m going to file another appeal for unemploymt benefits. i went to consider it Fri eve but it said it can only be done 6a-6p daily
  
• 12:53:52: so i went to do it just now, it says system is down for maint 5a-6p today!
  
• 13:09:11: i was looking into a job opening and it went to a url that ends in .jobs . is .jobs a domain?!
  
• 13:55:36: You cannot bomb extremism into submission. –Malaysian Prime Minister on @CNN
  
• 14:55:42: before another cold reboot, unlike prev times, i saw a prgm error msg, from Battery Bar from Osiris. uninstalled & reinstalled
  
• 16:01:58: just now hearing a lot of pr for a movie «Inside Job» but it actually was released back in February
  
• 16:09:39: Ignore conserv myths! @CNN "The truth about: Health care reform - Apr. 22, 2010" http://is.gd/gOAJV
  
• 16:51:28: nexium ad shows heartburn sufferer drinking water from monstrous bottle. written under scene: do not attempt. really?
  
• 16:53:47: prime minister bot? RT @britishleader www.that cher.tk RT @dynama You cannot bomb extremism into submission. –Malaysian Prime Minister @CNN
  
• 16:56:12: oh #shutup @CNN! treating acting like it’s a serious job? #SHUTUP!
  
• 16:58:26: @HairySucker if i drank that much water before lying down, i’d drown!
  
• 17:54:52: judges arent being “activist” when they decide in favor of same-sex marriage, they are just interpreting the law as written
  
• 17:56:58: meanwhile judges *were* “activist” in a conservative way when they decided special interests could buy ads in campaigns
  
• 17:58:33: if i owned a gun store, i’d keep a sample bullet fired from each gun i sold
  
• 17:59:52: in general, i wont watch a news show with a person’s name in the title
  
• 18:01:58: .@CNN just asked what happened to the Repub’s promise to deal with joblessness first?
  
• 18:41:33: what language do Haitians speak?
  
• 18:53:15: Reuben Sturman is considered the American porn industry’s godfather for inventing the peepshow in 1971
  
• 18:55:05: an American woman finished the NYC Marathon in the top 2 for the 1st time in 20yrs
  
• 19:57:24: @rxw74 maybe they do. didnt particularly sound french tho
  
• 20:14:18: i didnt get any new tweets for over an hour
  
• 20:19:01: one congressman's earmark is another's jobs program
  
• 20:23:58: @AatRB nope, i'm seeing long periods with no tweets
  
• 20:26:46: @AatRB lol raptured
  
• 20:29:28: @AatRB it's too cold for everyone to be at a picnic
  
• 20:30:32: @KellyOlexa no BB or gmail issues, but twitter goes long periods w/o sending any tweets :(
  
• 20:37:56: @22DanielleM yep, i seeing delays
  
• 20:45:27: @KellyOlexa now that u mention it tho, i've hardly got any gmail all day, which is pretty unusual
  
• 20:49:03: the vote showed our frustration w/the economy, and wasnt a referendum on Pres Obama. tell me i dont get it if u want
  
• 20:55:04: i hate boxing
  
• 21:02:17: i admit to liking explicit movies. in fact, i would pay extra for explicit versions of How I Met Ur Mother or 2 & 1/2 Men (if i had any $)
  
• 21:05:08: whew, almost missed Sherlock on PBS
  
• 21:17:35: ep of Sherlock has already mentioned 2 stories from the canon, Bruce Partington Plans, and 5 Orange Pips
  
• 22:33:18: durn cliffhangers. Sherlock ended it's season with him pointing a gun at Moriarty
  
• 22:35:12: .@WXIX having a story on Monday about new software called a Porn Detection Stick
  
• 22:36:16: @Lilykily usually i'm just "complacent"
  
• 22:41:45: i hate game day interviews with athletes
  
• 22:44:16: @22DanielleM oops i might have accidently slipped something in your drink
  
• 23:54:11: had to reboot again. did a system restore
  

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