From Twitter 02-13-2011

• 00:23:44: Renewal rates for season tickets to #GreenBay #Packers in 2010 was 99.6%.
  
• 03:49:08: i’m watching an episode of #Wings just to see #TonyShalhoub before he played #Monk
  
• 04:00:20: that’s enuf of that
  
• 04:02:24: wow, a #Bayer ad actually has a dope who doesnt know #aspirin is a pain-reliever, even tho it’s been around for centuries
  
• 10:53:39: crap, slept thru breakfast!
  
• 11:48:36: compassion, fair fighting, shame tolerance: expert on @HLNTV says are keys to good relationships. she just made them up
  
• 11:49:11: i absolutely despise @zoosk commercials
  
• 11:51:03: the reasons they say Borders is filing for bankruptcy would also apply to Barnes & Noble, who isnt
  
• 11:51:51: i go to 2 Borders Books, i hope neither of them close
  
• 11:54:39: “experts” constantly give relationship advice but they just report stuff that pops into their mind, they dont do science to verify it
  
• 11:57:54: now that the polite robber has been arrested, who gonna feed those kids?
  
• 12:08:57: tons of cities are named something like #Oakwood and #Beechwood. isnt that redundant?
  
• 12:10:33: the #Cleveland suburb #Beachwood deliberately misspelled it. i couldnt live there just because of that
  
• 12:30:45: @hyattch i had a cousin that lived there his whole life. but in the bigger picture, i have no idea why i know what i know!
  
• 12:34:13: i’m using the McAfee that came w/my computer but i cant find how to tell it not to scan my external drives, or always ask b4 quarantining
  
• 12:37:43: @hyattch i’ve only visited for a day or 2 at a time. my cousin wasnt more than 10miles from it his last 10 yrs of life!
  
• 12:50:29: i go shopping just to get out of the house, & mostly on sunday cuz there is absolutely nothing on tv for me all day
  
• 12:52:07: i forget now how i decided that i realised i was an #atheist in #February 1972 but that’s when i celebrate my #deconversion
  
• 12:53:32: so this month marks 39yrs as an #atheist, 39yrs an unbeliever, 39yrs since i’ve been to church, 39yrs an amateur #scientist
  
• 12:56:19: i was never very religious so my first 2 decades are just the time before i was an #atheist
  
• 12:57:23: tho i did win a prize from #sundayschool as the “most promising student” when i was 11
  
• 12:57:56: @dazzleeyes thanx! paaardeee!
  
• 13:00:13: the terminology i decided upon 39yrs ago was that i didnt “become” an #atheist, i just realized i was one
  
• 13:01:35: i met #MadalynMurrayOHair several times #atheist
  
• 13:02:59: Madalyn capitalized #Atheist, refused to capitalize religions like #catholic or #methodist, so i still have tendencies to do that too
  
• 13:04:36: the woman in the USPS priority mail envelopes commercial is a goddess! “you, me, genius!” you, hot!
  
• 13:07:59: so my lupus neighbor called me yest & asked me to bring her a #BigMac after my #McD breakfast today
  
• 13:09:18: but today 1. she called to say she wasnt feeling good, skip the #BigMac and B. i overslept–she called before i was even up!
  
• 13:10:57: so i havent even got dressed yet today, i’m sitting with my cats. then neighbor Angie called & said #BigMac is back on!
  
• 13:12:43: Angie’s feeling bad was caused by a little too much #WildIrishRose!
  
• 13:13:07: so i need to get up and get to @McDonalds
  
• 13:14:46: the amount of “expert” opinion being given out these days w/absolutely no research is bugging me a lot lately
  
• 13:16:44: nothing Dr Phil or Tony Robbins or Dr Oz says has any research behind it
  
• 13:17:51: #googlevoice is pretty cool. i can actually download and save #voicemails
  
• 13:51:44: @Aspentroll i've lost several friends cuz of my unreligiousness, but i would characterize it as mostly positive
  
• 13:54:47: getting my car washed before @McDonalds. my car is filthy!
  
• 14:07:46: big macs to go! (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/gVAuhD
  
• 16:37:38: watched 1-1/2 eps of the Sopranos w/Angie, now i'm shopping in Wilmington
  
• 16:44:22: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington) http://4sq.com/hO2u01
  
• 16:58:55: at Staples found a "cabinet pack", 18 canary yellow super-sticky post it pads, clearance for 16.50
  
• 17:00:25: but it only scanned at 50cents! i pointed out that that was too much of a bargain! i'm disgustingly honest :-(
  
• 17:01:51: so he didnt know what to do, decided to charge me 50c per pad=$9. i still got a phenom bargain, but i couldve got an even bigger one
  
• 17:06:08: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington) http://4sq.com/eCvKxW
  
• 17:08:09: that cab pack had been $36. it probably really was marked down to 50cents. i shouldnt argue w/the scanner...when it's in my favor
  
• 17:15:53: so essentially i told the store to charge me more cuz the price they wanted to charge me was "unrealistic"
  
• 19:51:57: i forgot to checkin, but i stopped at Wilmington’s @McDonalds for ice cream & ran into an alumni from my local McD, as i’d hoped
  
• 19:55:54: @Aspentroll well, they obviously werent, but i still miss them, some for more than 3 decades
  
• 20:01:36: @Aspentroll i got in the habit of calling it “ethics” rather than “morals” just cuz xians & conservatives have charged that words so much
  
• 20:03:51: @Aspentroll wow! i’ve been thinking i was the oldest! u may be the oldest tweeter of all!
  
• 20:06:13: @Aspentroll i was raised christian scientist, an oxymoron if there ever was one! & they regret not raising me to be more religious
  
• 20:08:07: @Aspentroll but in the long run, they accept me & my sibs the way we are. my bro is “born again”, my sis is apathetic
  
• 20:09:24: my parents have 2 sons, 1 (me) is a long-time #atheist, the other is “born again” fundie xian
  
• 20:11:06: so the friend at McD & i had a good gab until we started talking politix, then he got angry, & even made some personal knocks on me
  
• 20:11:57: but that’s ok, that’s what happens, i’ll still talk to him if he’ll talk to me
  
• 20:14:57: RT @AtheistQOTD: "People are walking away from Christianity because it has become unpleasant and authoritarian."
  Terry Sanderson
  
• 20:22:49: RT @RosaRubicondior: Stories from the #Bible. Joseph had to take his family to Bethlehem for a 'census'. The Romans forgot to record thi ...
  
• 20:37:02: i uninstalled the McAfee virus protection that came w/my new puta cuz i could configure it to my liking
  
• 20:38:37: i couldnt tell it to not scan my ext hard drives, or never to quarantine anything without asking, or to ignore some programs
  
• 20:45:13: RT @Larken: The award for underwhelming performance of the night goes to @Miranda_Lambert; that was boring, even for country. #Grammys
  
• 20:46:48: @SagDec15 @StolenBliss i always liked the cupcakes!
  
• 20:50:19: “@pribbibility: AND I just got my 1800th follower!” just a minute ago both ur followers & followees were round numbers! how’d u do that?
  
• 22:50:47: just got a quick call from my mom. she said the minute she called she had to go to the bathroom
  

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From Twitter 02-12-2011

• 00:05:30: #Americans eat 12lbs of #chocolate a year, the #Swiss eat 22lbs
  
• 00:42:33: #Hitchcock used Bosco #chocolate syrup to simulate blood in the shower scene of the 1961 movie #Psycho
  
• 11:04:17: @davesib omg, you moved to leesburg!
  
• 11:05:17: damn, woke up too late to go out for breakfast
  
• 11:23:54: “cannot sit or stand for 30 minutes”. ! i never heard of that symptom! u mean u spend all day lying down? who has that?
  
• 12:32:49: i have one thing to say to the people of #Egypt: be careful what you wish for…you just might get it.
  
• 12:33:59: @davesib too bad you couldn’t move into your rental property, no?
  
• 12:45:28: nudity is not pornography
  
• 12:49:06: back in 1958, a #Playboy #Playmate was under 18 when her pictures were taken. her mother chaperoned the photo shoots.
  
• 12:50:53: these tweeters who follow me today, unfollow me 2mrro, are they looking for automatic #followback tweeters?
  
• 14:22:04: would ppl like a flat-price no-tipping restaurant?
  
• 14:44:28: my library has books to lend in both ebook and pdf formats. so you can exchange ebooks?
  
• 17:09:36: i think i’m going to @McDonalds in a half hour, after @ebertchicago #EbertPresents
  
• 17:10:55: my wallpaper at the mo is a terrific picture of LA weatherwoman @WhitneyDrolen
  
• 21:16:20: forgot to check in at about 545p (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/fa6GX4
  
• 21:17:28: i'll be back in the morning for brkfst http://4sq.com/g3aYFi
  
• 21:19:00: leaving McD, going home http://4sq.com/eYgUwp
  

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From Twitter 02-11-2011

• 09:49:58: freeware virus protection “AVAST…hope i’m pronouncing that right”. how many ways to pronouce that are there? @HLNTV #ClarkHoward
  
• 10:00:59: i presumed #JustinBieber was also writing all of his songs but in fact he didnt write any of them
  
• 10:10:10: i have rarely thot of #LindsayLohan as very attractive but she was extremely hot going to court! #LindsayWhiteDress
  
• 10:18:59: #BarryBonds: “we cant prove u used #steroids but we can arrest u for lying when u deny using steroids.” huh?
  
• 10:28:39: the funniest spoof of #groupon ads was #Conan going from #SadaamHusein’s #BaathParty to a bath party at #BedBathandBeyond
  
• 10:39:10: #JulianAssange has fathered at least four children with mistresses, and he boasts about it.
  
• 10:43:59: After 5 weeks, OWN is not doing too well. Even Oprah’s bread and butter target audience – women 25 to 54 – is neither bread nor butter.
  
• 11:36:50: @davesib you moved? i’ve missed you too
  
• 11:39:30: #Mubarak did resign, after saying he wouldnt, what, 12 hours ago? #cairo #egypt
  
• 11:41:05: why is “woman of color” okay but “colored woman” not so much?
  
• 11:42:12: “@dazzleeyes: @DyNama no shit! Isn’t that a creepy commercial?” that meatloaf looks good tho!
  
• 11:46:11: yesterday i didnt see my cats all day, they stayed upstairs. today they’ve been in my lap all morning
  
• 11:47:26: the younger cat is content to join the older cat on my lap, but the older cat will not join the younger one
  
• 11:51:21: “@omi66: Wow, no guns, no 2nd amendment rights, just people yearning for freedom…” ←good observation. #Egypt
  
• 11:54:09: “@healthyaddict: Live in Ohio? Are you a skeptic? You should really follow @bgskeptics…” i’ll do it, once they start tweeting!
  
• 11:58:02: RT @dpleasant: Conservatives couldn't drink fast enuf from the fountain of profligate spending under Bush, but under O it's "fiscal peril."
  
• 11:58:23: RT @APBBlue: Panel on conservative women. Shouldn't these women be letting their husbands speak for them? #Biblerules #cpac11 #p2
  
• 12:00:28: RT @TheNewDeal: #RetweetThis to Thank @BarackObama for Reducing the Deficit & Keeping Taxes at Their LOWEST Level in Decades #p2 #tcot
  
• 12:03:20: @devbost u got ur freedom on 20 jan 2009?
  
• 12:09:10: @devbost durn, i knew i should have recognized the date!
  
• 12:16:59: So I will not call him the knuckle dragging neanderthal that perhaps others would want to call him. I’ll let his wife call him that instead→
  
• 12:17:54: ←#Sarah Palin on Sen #RickSantorum
  
• 13:10:31: if by “#abortion stops a beating #heart” one establishes #heartbeat as a sign of life, then how can s/he be against morning-after pills?
  
• 13:13:44: @dazzleeyes thanx, that just came to me! an “ah-ha” moment!
  
• 13:15:48: if by “#abortion stops a beating #heart” one establishes #heartbeat as a sign of life, then how can s/he be against stem cell research?
  
• 13:16:28: @66Betty it prevents the zygote from attaching, no?
  
• 13:32:36: @OMGitsCMoody aw, you unfollowed me
  
• 13:34:21: @66Betty i was just wondering since it happens before the heartbeat
  
• 17:22:48: #shutup #charmin bears! no one would know if ur tp left pieces behind if u didnt walk around naked
  
• 17:24:03: my cold has been all gone since tuesday–lasted less than a week
  
• 17:37:32: gee, the number of positive comments on the news about counseling would lead one to the conclusion that it actually works
  
• 18:46:46: @dazzleeyes i took a store brand of nyquil for a day, and used sore throat spray for a couple days, used my asthma inhaler a lot
  
• 18:49:28: @dazzleeyes the only symptom i had was a nasty coff–i sounded like a donkey braying!
  
• 18:59:49: by definition, “half a world away” would be a 12-hour time difference. a 7-hr time diff would be only a little more than a ¼ world away
  
• 19:12:07: “95% of Americans don’t get enuf whole grain.” according to the fine print, you’d need 6 bowls of cereal to “get enuf”
  
• 19:21:06: #activia lite ladies, you just *feel* like you could fit your wedding dress again, you actually can’t
  
• 20:04:26: 2 things wrong w/the #BegginStrips ad. the dog checks a pan on the stove, says “i’d get a Beggin Strip myself but i dont have thumbs.”
  
• 20:15:35: #Bounty gets the counter “3 times cleaner.” are there degrees of clean?
  
• 20:33:34: by “no preservatives” they usually mean “not counting sugar and salt which have preservative qualities”
  
• 20:35:02: if the stupid lady hadnt said “black forest cake” out loud, none of the fellow moochers would have chased after her. #yoplait #yogurt
  
• 20:54:28: #shutup about smoking while on the pill! it’s not like child-bearing-age women are dropping dead.
  
• 23:02:52: local mosque had a cake marked “#god bless #egypt”
  

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From Twitter 02-10-2011

• 02:07:44: our next guest is an author of a book about parallel universes. i’ll ask him if there’s one in which ppl still read books.–Stephen Colbert
  
• 04:11:02: i didnt know #GretaVanSusteren was a #scientologist - 26 People You Probably Didn’t Know Were Scientologists http://awe.sm/5GMbk
  
• 13:40:55: I'm at No 1 China Buffett (1092 North High Street, Northview Ave, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/eAgHNf
  

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

• 00:35:13: i enjoyed the #superbowl #xlv #halftime show. i’m a sucker for massive crowds dancing in unison
  
• 00:38:59: so i liked the #choreography more than the #BlackEyedPeas’ music, but the latter wasnt bad either #superbowl #halftime
  
• 11:57:29: i rather dislike @cnn’s #ShowbizTonight, it always seems behind. today’s wensday & they’re still talking about #superbowl commercials
  
• 12:02:05: i think it’s funny how men, including me, objectify women who are doing ordinary things in an ordinary way
  
• 12:05:02: a pic of a woman can become a pinup when she’s doing nothing special, wearing ordinary clothes
  
• 12:09:33: there is a whole culture on the net of pix of newswomen, wearing dresses or sweaters, walking in heels, crossing their legs, &c
  
• 12:17:03: to objectify men, we have to imagine them being deliberately provocative, generally w/their shirt off
  
• 15:52:40: some clichés i dont mind, others not so much
  
• 15:56:46: i doubt i’ll ever use “we’re done here” which is uttered by every defense attorney on tv in the last decade
  
• 15:58:46: “If nominated i will not run, if elected i will not serve.” –Gen William T. Sherman on being President
  
• 17:30:18: c’mon, #Hormel! who would dip spaghetti sauce from 3 feet? especially if you’re an incompetent RC operator.
  
• 18:47:36: “@BrettR4763: Oh wow, should keep a close eye on my Web Twitter. SOOOOOO close to the magical 100,000th tweet. :)” cool!
  
• 23:55:59: “#fordfusion predicted to have higher resale value than #camry.” “are u sure?” “i’m absolutely positive”–that that is predicted
  

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From Twitter 02-08-2011

• 11:32:34: consumer spending is 70% of the US economy
  
• 11:35:03: RT @OTOOLEFAN: Reagan: "I did not trade arms for hostages." Yeah, lying about a blowjob was MUCH worse.
  
• 12:01:35: imagine bagging your teacher being a crime
  
• 12:14:19: Cinnamon Sugared Bacon | How Sweet It Is http://t.co/mkRdIw3
  
• 12:22:34: AccuWeather.com - Weather News | Coming Soon: Break from Snowstorms, Cold http://t.co/l1qgIRv via @AddThis
  
• 16:42:36: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/geO4qW
  
• 18:29:19: I'm at Walmart (540 Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/hbUJJF
  
• 19:59:36: @jkarsh there is no good reason! postage stamps would be a bargain at $1!
  
• 20:19:24: RT @jimmyfallon: The Packers had a Super Bowl celebration. & as a treat, Christina Aguilera came & messed up the words to “We Are the Ch ...
  
• 22:14:10: science shows that ppl who think they are great at multi-tasking are actually very bad at it
  

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From Twitter 02-07-2011

• 00:32:01: it’s not surprising that teens prefer texting to phone calling, for the same reason that u’ve wished u could call someone’s voicemail direct
  
• 01:49:35: #shutup #sprint! “i’ll help u compose a tweet if u like.” that line bugs the hell out of me.
  
• 01:55:38: By the 1950s, Detroit, with its two million residents, was America’s third-largest city
  
• 04:14:18: where is #aol getting the money to buy all these sites?
  
• 04:19:19: if i were a football coach, i would beg, plead, beseech, conjure, entreat, implore, petition my players to please dont do the gatorade bath
  
• 04:20:15: dumping #gatorade on the coach is childish and disrespectful
  
• 04:24:56: #quaker #oatmeal is a #superfood? get real, quaker! it’s a bowl of cereal
  
• 05:51:37: i didnt fall asleep so i’m still awake. i did get some sleep in front of the tv earlier
  
• 12:13:51: i’m not a fan of #pugs, tho they are cute. i like dogs with a snout, like my neighbor dog, a #bostonterrier
  
• 12:15:14: dumb local lawyer commercial, which implies they are “heroes” even tho they cant find the men’s room
  
• 12:20:59: Modern Abandoned Cities: Parts of #Detroit #Michigan http://t.co/LzJjgKc @jfavreau @richiebravo
  
• 12:23:20: RT @livetoloaf: I fucking ADORE marmalade. Whoever invented it should be exhumed, hugged, and put back with a 'sorry' note.
  
• 12:31:27: i doubt @KimKardashian’s #superbowl ad would be among my least favorites. i prob hate the #pepsimax ads the most
  
• 12:38:11: AOL’s 80:80:80 focus – 80% of domestic spending is done by women, 80% of commerce happens locally, and →
  
• 12:39:40: ← 80% of considered purchases are driven by influencers. The influencer part of the strategy is important… –Armstrong
  
• 12:45:55: Egyptian protester sign: “Thank you Facebook” in Arabic. Thanks for what? #Facebook has done as little as possible to help… (@gawker)
  
• 12:47:24: #Facebook has made itself actively hostile to those who would organize against a repressive regime or advance an unpopular idea. @gawker
  
• 14:01:34: whoa, this morning @RobinMeade had a coughing jag and #HLNTV had to go to commercial! get well soon, Robin!
  
• 14:05:04: i dont have #Bieber fever. he’s ok but just another of millions of good singers
  
• 14:08:34: seating debacle, #Xtina messing up the #anthem, not great ads, sounds like the #superbowl event didnt live up to the hype
  
• 14:12:57: we give #Egypt an 80% discount to buy #American #weapons
  
• 14:53:25: Super Bowl Lineup Highlights Football's Lady Trouble - Forbes - http://t.co/sCkU7nN
  
• 15:11:08: i wont be a fan of ebooks until there is a substantial second-hand market.
  
• 15:13:02: @jfavreau i’d heard about #Detroit’s problems but i had no idea how big it had been nor how far it’d fallen
  
• 16:26:52: "@S_Soulstice: ...my clothes fit so #looseleaf RT @firefire100: r kelly's love letter is phenomenal & i dont use that term loose leaf" lol
  
• 17:02:27: AOL’s Tricky HuffPo Marriage http://shar.es/324AC
  
• 19:53:27: “Is [AOL] a fearsome Internet conglomerate or simply a roach motel for once lively websites?” –Nick Denton @gawker
  
• 21:50:30: i rather dislike costumed superheroes that only have one enemy #TheCape
  
• 21:59:18: i dont think i could possibly eat so much ice cream that it’d make me sick
  
• 22:01:26: #Castle!
  
• 23:20:36: the #Cavs have only won 1 game since losing #Lebron’s homecoming game
  
• 23:29:39: the #Cavs are 7-10 before #Lebron’s homecoming game, 1-33 since
  
• 23:43:28: #shutup #jayleno! even if a single meal could be fattening, it’s still irrelevant if the person eating it is skinny, i.e. #PresObama
  
• 23:48:49: my insurance agent better not know whether i hate cantaloupe or not #farmers
  

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