- 09:49:58: freeware virus protection “AVAST…hope i’m pronouncing that right”. how many ways to pronouce that are there? @HLNTV #ClarkHoward
- 10:00:59: i presumed #JustinBieber was also writing all of his songs but in fact he didnt write any of them
- 10:10:10: i have rarely thot of #LindsayLohan as very attractive but she was extremely hot going to court! #LindsayWhiteDress
- 10:18:59: #BarryBonds: “we cant prove u used #steroids but we can arrest u for lying when u deny using steroids.” huh?
- 10:28:39: the funniest spoof of #groupon ads was #Conan going from #SadaamHusein’s #BaathParty to a bath party at #BedBathandBeyond
- 10:39:10: #JulianAssange has fathered at least four children with mistresses, and he boasts about it.
- 10:43:59: After 5 weeks, OWN is not doing too well. Even Oprah’s bread and butter target audience – women 25 to 54 – is neither bread nor butter.
- 11:36:50: @davesib you moved? i’ve missed you too
- 11:39:30: #Mubarak did resign, after saying he wouldnt, what, 12 hours ago? #cairo #egypt
- 11:41:05: why is “woman of color” okay but “colored woman” not so much?
- 11:42:12: “@dazzleeyes: @DyNama no shit! Isn’t that a creepy commercial?” that meatloaf looks good tho!
- 11:46:11: yesterday i didnt see my cats all day, they stayed upstairs. today they’ve been in my lap all morning
- 11:47:26: the younger cat is content to join the older cat on my lap, but the older cat will not join the younger one
- 11:51:21: “@omi66: Wow, no guns, no 2nd amendment rights, just people yearning for freedom…” ←good observation. #Egypt
- 11:54:09: “@healthyaddict: Live in Ohio? Are you a skeptic? You should really follow @bgskeptics…” i’ll do it, once they start tweeting!
- 11:58:02: RT @dpleasant: Conservatives couldn't drink fast enuf from the fountain of profligate spending under Bush, but under O it's "fiscal peril."
- 11:58:23: RT @APBBlue: Panel on conservative women. Shouldn't these women be letting their husbands speak for them? #Biblerules #cpac11 #p2
- 12:00:28: RT @TheNewDeal: #RetweetThis to Thank @BarackObama for Reducing the Deficit & Keeping Taxes at Their LOWEST Level in Decades #p2 #tcot
- 12:03:20: @devbost u got ur freedom on 20 jan 2009?
- 12:09:10: @devbost durn, i knew i should have recognized the date!
- 12:16:59: So I will not call him the knuckle dragging neanderthal that perhaps others would want to call him. I’ll let his wife call him that instead→
- 12:17:54: ←#Sarah Palin on Sen #RickSantorum
- 13:10:31: if by “#abortion stops a beating #heart” one establishes #heartbeat as a sign of life, then how can s/he be against morning-after pills?
- 13:13:44: @dazzleeyes thanx, that just came to me! an “ah-ha” moment!
- 13:15:48: if by “#abortion stops a beating #heart” one establishes #heartbeat as a sign of life, then how can s/he be against stem cell research?
- 13:16:28: @66Betty it prevents the zygote from attaching, no?
- 13:32:36: @OMGitsCMoody aw, you unfollowed me
- 13:34:21: @66Betty i was just wondering since it happens before the heartbeat
- 17:22:48: #shutup #charmin bears! no one would know if ur tp left pieces behind if u didnt walk around naked
- 17:24:03: my cold has been all gone since tuesday–lasted less than a week
- 17:37:32: gee, the number of positive comments on the news about counseling would lead one to the conclusion that it actually works
- 18:46:46: @dazzleeyes i took a store brand of nyquil for a day, and used sore throat spray for a couple days, used my asthma inhaler a lot
- 18:49:28: @dazzleeyes the only symptom i had was a nasty coff–i sounded like a donkey braying!
- 18:59:49: by definition, “half a world away” would be a 12-hour time difference. a 7-hr time diff would be only a little more than a ¼ world away
- 19:12:07: “95% of Americans don’t get enuf whole grain.” according to the fine print, you’d need 6 bowls of cereal to “get enuf”
- 19:21:06: #activia lite ladies, you just *feel* like you could fit your wedding dress again, you actually can’t
- 20:04:26: 2 things wrong w/the #BegginStrips ad. the dog checks a pan on the stove, says “i’d get a Beggin Strip myself but i dont have thumbs.”
- 20:15:35: #Bounty gets the counter “3 times cleaner.” are there degrees of clean?
- 20:33:34: by “no preservatives” they usually mean “not counting sugar and salt which have preservative qualities”
- 20:35:02: if the stupid lady hadnt said “black forest cake” out loud, none of the fellow moochers would have chased after her. #yoplait #yogurt
- 20:54:28: #shutup about smoking while on the pill! it’s not like child-bearing-age women are dropping dead.
- 23:02:52: local mosque had a cake marked “#god bless #egypt”
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