- 00:12:09: because sea salt is coarser than table salt, there’s simply more air in a teaspoon of the sea salt, therefore there’s less sodium chloride
- 04:00:40: #shutup total! u like to pretend it’d take lots of pills to get 100% of ur vitamins but i’m sure 1 multi-vitamin will cover it
- 04:42:33: man, i have a cramp in my stomach or something
- 10:51:16: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/ei1ePg
- 16:47:10: i’ve checked in to #McDonalds 65 times since i started using #foursquare on 2010.04.19. McD was my 1st checkin
- 17:34:16: is #football really more popular in #Texas than any other state?
- 17:35:53: #newyork has more ppl attending pro-#football games than #texas cuz they have more teams
- 17:40:36: RT @RANKIS: @waterock For Reagans birthday I'm driving all homeless people to the underpass or overpass of their choice.
- 17:42:55: i got to decide what i’m going to do besides watch the #superbowl, quick
- 17:46:10: RT @pribbibility: Hands up those who couldn't give a crap about the #superbowl *hand up*
- 17:48:08: @LaBelleLaide @pribbibility i dont care about football, american or otherwise
- 17:52:32: @MzStarrBurst ah, yoga
- 17:54:43: today is also the 99th #birthday of Eva Braun, #Hitler’s girlfriend
- 18:01:58: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam will thank you, ma’am ♫
- 18:03:28: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam is not a scam ♫ #Nationwide
- 18:04:41: #makingitwork: ♪ NationPam will give a damn ♫ #Nationwide
- 18:07:53: #cnn: “1250 fans who paid up to $950 and more…”
- 18:10:21: @66Betty ♪ NationCathy is not homeopathy ♫ you’re right!
- 18:13:06: @66Betty lol!
- 18:16:01: a friend just dropped off food she said wont eat: candy and Pringles. ah, snacks for gametime! i forgot to get any
- 18:17:23: i forgot to get any snacks to eat during the game i have no intention of watching #superbowl ←twitter adds cool icon
- 18:19:13: i think they ought to read the #constitution over the PA before the game
- 18:19:47: “@RaferWeigelHLN: Over/under on length of National Anthem: 1 min 56 seconds. What r u taking?” over!
- 18:21:11: @carissarho even better than a dollar!
- 18:23:37: RT @wilw: I'd like football a whole lot more if the players all wore capes.
- 18:24:26: RT @LeeLeePotatoes: I don't care enough to watch the superbowl. Now if someone gets shot, I'll tune in. Until then, I'll be looking at m ...
- 18:25:37: “@BlackGod917: Christina still looks like a soggy Mexican Hannah Montana” lol
- 18:27:25: RT @shittalky: yo the sign language girl is killing that national anthem right now..
- 18:28:55: RT @101er: Oh good, christina aguilera is here! And she bought extra syllables. Enough for everyone. #SuperBowl
- 18:30:02: @PickledLlama cuntwaffle ← that’s a new one lol
- 18:30:50: “@carissarho: The fact that I ain’t eem WATCHIN’ the Superbowl, but I’m avidly participating in Christina slander…… ROFL” me too lol!
- 18:31:54: RT @briandgregory: Aw, nobody cheered for the Ref. #superbowl
- 18:32:41: “@Milkipedia: wow somebody else dressed Shannon Sharpe today” ROFL!
- 18:34:19: @PickledLlama ROFL!
- 18:36:18: RT @guttermagazine: That was the best Cyndi Lauper anthem performance ever.
- 18:39:01: @RaferWeigelHLN all 1250 of them?
- 18:47:15: @LibertyBelle4 #Roethlisberger graduated from my alma mater is my only interest in him
- 18:53:31: @LibertyBelle4 yep, arrogant jerk, but cheers to #Oxford and #Lima!
- 18:59:45: @courtneyleshan same as the X in Xmas?
- 19:01:16: crap. #60Minutes is a throwaway episode, a repeat #CBS
- 19:03:33: RT @slackadjuster: #SUPERBOWLXLV Lots of GREAT COMMERCIALS Interrupted by a boring football game !
- 19:43:38: “…our grandparents, the greatest generation, who won WWII and built the most prosperous nation on earth →
- 19:45:40: ← while smoking cigarettes & drinking martinis.” narration on #AmericsFunniestHomeVideos
- 19:54:21: RT @ChloeAngyal: Rammed by a tree, hit in the head with soda can, pushed off a building. This is what happens to women in Superbowl world.
- 19:55:37: RT @KeithOlbermann: Enjoy the Aguilera lyrics-optional version of The Anthem before the NFL makes them take it down http://bit.ly/dOhjGY ...
- 19:56:14: @MzStarrBurst cooked or raw?
- 19:57:20: RT @darrenrovell: Volkwagen ad will sell more youth Darth Vader costumes than Volkswagens.
- 20:03:00: Clever #Monkeys, on #PBS #Nature. #PuppyBowl for erudite people?
- 20:05:25: @brittfromcle2 ur dad won a grand? #superbowl bet?
- 20:05:48: RT @jaybaer: Unofficially, 43% of Super Bowl spots involve hits to the groin. #funnyinjuniorhigh #brandbowl
- 20:08:05: now #GivePeasAChance is a clever #hashtag
- 20:10:05: RT @TIME: Missed a commercial? YouTube is posting them as they air | http://ti.me/gW9sg0 #superbowl
- 20:28:17: RT @Mia: I think I'm the only person not watching the #stuporbowl right now. w/e
- 20:28:42: RT @MollyMesnick: The BEP should thank slash and usher for halfway saving that performance. Yikes.
- 20:30:54: RT @thetruthatheism: #bbcsuperbowl thank jeebus it's over. Someone should add that to the torture list between waterboarding and having ...
- 20:31:00: RT @KimKardashian: Wow Black Eyed Peas killed it!!! Fergie looks sooo gorge!
- 20:41:15: lower-ranked male baboons resent their status, becoming neurotic, w/high blood pressure and ulcers
- 23:24:33: instead of the #superbowl, i watched a movie, #TomSelleck in the 1st #JesseStone mystery, Night Passage
- 23:47:11: #GreenBay #Packers’ 4th #superbowl victory, but #BrettFavre was #QB for only 1 of them, despite being there so long
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