- 00:53:51: #GeorgeWashington missed seeing the turn of the century by dying 17 days before it
- 01:02:36: the college that would become #WashingtonandLee enrolled their 1st #AfricanAmerican student in 1795, their 2nd in 1966
- 01:04:29: @octoberthehotti good times!
- 01:16:50: more babies are born in #America in September than any other month, so if #ValentinesDay is a big sex day, ppl must be more careful
- 01:21:15: park on lovers lane, asked my date if she believes in the hereafter, she says “what do u mean?” i replied →
- 01:22:21: ←"if ur not hereafter what i’m hereafter, u’ll be hereafter i leave.”
- 01:31:20: i need to see #GwynethPaltrow’s performance on last night’s #Grammys
- 14:52:47: i’ve been charged for 3 months for a subscription to @thumbplay on my cell phone, they still havent refunded my money
- 14:54:06: this month i didnt get charged by #thumbplay but now i’ve got a subscription to @gameloft! i didnt do that one either
- 14:55:04: the last 4 months, my #ATT bill has included charges for things i didnt sign up for @ATTJessica
- 18:20:44: I'm at Central Ohio Lions Eye Bank http://4sq.com/exwksQ
- 23:22:10: so on the way home from #Columbus, i stopped in #WashingtonCourtHouse for a cup of instant cappuccino
- 23:23:09: i found the machine all disassembled. i asked for a cup & the clerk proceeded to make one by hand!
- 23:24:25: she opened the machine & shook out powder into a cup & added hot water. i thot it was a little weak so i added more powder
- 23:25:59: i suspect i still didnt have anywheres near enuf powder mix but i went ahead and paid for it.
- 23:27:05: she said for my trouble she’d only charge me for a regular cup of coffee, currently on sale for 22¢! [sic]
- 23:28:19: when i realised that if i was going to my qtrly Eye Bank mtg, i was going to have to drive my own car, i had to get things done quick
- 23:29:28: so i inflated 1 tire which has a slow leak, then drove to Walmart to fix my broken taillight w/some of that lens tape
- 23:30:42: in Walmart’s parking lot, i fixed the taillight & inflated my other tire w/a slow leak, then realised the time to leave town was right now
- 23:32:45: when i left home, i for some reason didnt know i was leaving town, so i didnt really lock up, specifically i didnt pull my back door closed
- 23:33:55: i got home at 10p, found the back door unlatched & lights on, and all was good
- 23:35:18: dinner at @CrackerBarrel after the Eye Bank mtg is the best part, but tonight it was just the 2 of us, PDG Norm and me
- 23:37:12: he ended up paying for my dinner so all i had to do was put out the tip of $2.50
- 23:40:37: at the Eye Bank, we moved to spend $18,000 of the #Lions money on addition equipment for the #microkeratome
- 23:48:38: i dont mind the #Eminem #Chrysler commercial except for the line #Detroit is “certainly not the #EmeraldCity.”
- 23:50:08: i mean, #Chrysler’s ad agency knows the #EmeraldCity and #Oz are just fiction, don’t they?
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