- 09:21:34: i think all 14 of #TigerWoods’ girlfriends need to give him sex. apparently he cant play golf without it
- 10:30:47: new nutrition guidelines from govt are unscientific. cutting salt is a worthless measure that has no impact on long-term health,
- 10:32:36: 4 out of 5 ppl handle salt just fine. some may spike BP but it’s just temporary
- 10:34:12: high #BP, #hypertension, i might point out, is only a symptom, not a disease, not a cause of death
- 10:35:19: i swear, #nutritionists wont be satisfied until we’re all eating tasteless mush
- 10:36:52: originally, nutritional guidelines were _per week_, not per meal. ur body is good enuf to easily handle transgressions
- 10:38:31: you simply do not get bad #health prospects from 1 high-fat meal…or even a couple per week
- 10:40:21: i go #shopping just to get out of the house. i’m on a #budget, an austerity plan, but i dont usually spend much, a few bucks here & there
- 10:44:30: yest at #Borders i found a hard cover book full of non-post-it #stickynotes! white 4x3 vertical ruled, very sticky! 200 for $3! fantastic!
- 10:45:37: i used 1 of those #stickynotes to write down all the books i talked myself out of :(
- 10:46:57: i was away from home 7hrs, spent maybe 3½ hrs driving, listening to the oldies radio station
- 10:49:02: the oldies station in 3½ non-contiguous hrs played 3 songs by #JacksonBrowne and 2 by the #DoobieBrothers
- 11:27:07: this next #winter #storm is supposed to miss us. it’s even supposed to hit #Cincinnati harder than this town 55mi due east
- 11:29:01: i dont approve of setting social policy w/#taxes. it makes taxes a punishment rather than a citizen’s duty
- 11:30:40: it also makes those very bad habits into a status symbol. “ooh, she’s rich enuf to afford #marlboros!”
- 11:33:26: smoking is definitely bad for me…but it’s not the riskiest thing i’m going to do today. taking a bath, climbing stairs, driving a car…
- 11:34:20: smoking may–or may not–kill me in a decade or 3, but taking a bath, climbing stairs, driving a car may kill me today
- 11:57:06: just stupid, @cnn, ur spending more time asking us to vote for stories we want to see than it would take to show them all
- 11:59:13: #NicoleKidman has too much to do to waste time being pregnant, she delegated that chore
- 12:00:56: most of the time someone on tv says “aaawkwaaard” for laffs, it really wasnt
- 12:15:54: this town don’t look good in snow
- 18:09:06: my brother called me to chat while he was stuck in traffic. that’s unusual.
- 18:10:42: we had gabbed for a ½hr when he “bumped into somebody”. we were still connected but his end was silent so i hung up
- 18:19:13: ok my bro called back. he bumped a lady’s car in the back. seemed no damage to her car, his license plate was knocked off
- 18:20:48: he does not think he was distracted by the phone call :)
- 18:22:02: finally #JohnBoehner said something i agree with! when asked if he’s going to quit smoking, he said “Leave me alone.”
- 18:29:17: i wonder why #SkylineChili is emphasizing speed in it’s tv & radio ads. if it’s as fast as #fastfood, it’s only cuz the waitress isnt busy.
- 18:29:39: @nathicana okay, let’s!
- 18:51:57: i’ve heard several #muslim commentators say the vast majority of muslims are not violent & don’t hate #America
- 18:53:45: these #MiddleEast demonstrations seem to be mostly non-violent and not especialy anti-American
- 18:55:58: this coming storm predicted to hit 33 states, 1/3 of the population, possibly the baddest storm ever
- 19:02:05: i think #Mubarak should resign if only because it’s a basic human right to be able to choose your own dictator
- 19:08:40: hey @VariantVal, where’d you go?
- 22:04:08: my PBS is showing 2 documentaries, “The Greely Expedition” & “The Donner Party”, 2 times when winter weather caused cannibalism
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