- 00:01:49: a radio commercial runs thru euphemisms for a man’s privates, including “the grand tetons”, as if that doesnt literally mean a woman’s parts
- 00:09:35: i have never been to a @starbucks and there be more than 1 person in front of me in line
- 00:12:23: only 40 tweets to № 21,000! #tweetcnt 1212a #timechk
- 00:14:04: it’s illegal to smoke on the sidewalk in #NYC but it’s not illegal to throw up
- 00:17:25: i just deleted a tweet w/a typo then decided against the tweet anyway
- 00:41:34: Ned Williamson held the single-season record of 27 homeruns for 34 years #MLB
- 00:53:28: #BabeRuth set a new record for career homeruns while still an active player, broke his own record every yr for 14 years #MLB
- 00:55:55: #shutup @CapitalOne! #goats can not sing
- 01:00:45: “God made women to bounce, so be it.” –Marlo Thomas
- 01:06:20: #VictoriasSecret became a success when it introduced–oh my!–matching bra and panties in 1970
- 01:11:03: @indydina i guess that was the secret!
- 01:15:14: @indydina it’s just between you and me…and victoria
- 01:18:07: @indydina yep!
- 01:19:13: @indydina i’ve been blocking some of those bots just to get their tweets off my mentions
- 01:55:56: @indydina you dont believe you can get a VS gift card?
- 02:00:05: @indydina the other day, i got 9 identical spams simultaneously, the “writers wanted” spam
- 14:31:16: just as a guess, i would bet less than 1 in 4 ppl taking aspirin daily talked to their doctor first
- 16:18:14: nothing anyone can say can convince ppl that one is not a predator…cuz everyone’s “not a predator” until s/he is
- 16:22:40: if there was a magic phrase, like “i’m not a predator” or “i swear i’m harmless”, u can bet *predators* are saying them
- 16:24:14: ultimately, in 100% of the cases, we go w/our instincts…so some ppl trust one and some ppl don’t
- 16:32:47: #Ohio has a law making “conspiracy to commit disorderly conduct” illegal
- 22:39:40: “@dazzleeyes: Wonder where @DyNama is tonight?” here i am! watching The Mentalist
- 22:45:18: @dazzleeyes i had a Lions Club mtg tonite (of which i’m President) so i have had an unusually busy day
- 22:51:49: “@dazzleeyes: @DyNama I felt like I hadn’t seen you all day!” thanx for looking for me! i saw u talking about AA earlier
- 22:57:09: @dazzleeyes my mother was in Overeaters Anon which was literally the AA book w/”alcoholic” crossed out
- 23:00:55: @dazzleeyes she lost 12 pounds up front, gained them back, spent 3yrs losing and gaining a few over & over
- 23:03:26: @dazzleeyes i was a member of the Anon group for ppl who talk too much. it was called Onanonanonanon
- 23:14:47: @dazzleeyes American Atheists used to have a non-relig recovery group, AAARG, mentioned in this old article http://t.co/Jln1pld
- 23:18:52: @octoberthehotti @storman2327 i’ll do it! not only are we both #Ohioans, we’re both Norm III s!
- 23:21:33: “@DCdebbie: Do you think Obama secretly put the tanning-bed tax in health care reform bill to spite you? #askthespeaker” lol
- 23:30:39: #Colbert was funny yest, speaking to each group watching #TCR various repeats. “if ur watching the 2am repeat, get to bed!”
- 23:33:04: “@carmeloanthony Damn, are u serious. Some people never seize to amaze me. Unbelievable” cease?
- 23:35:58: #shutup #hormel! everything u said about ur entrees would be true about a brown bag lunch too!
- 23:36:48: #Libya is the 17th largest country by area
- 23:38:49: @jenny0101 i still recall the 1st time i heard Connie Chung say penis on the #CBS news!
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