From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 01:21:37: #shutup #mio! if i can have water the way i want it, i'll have kool-aid
  
• 10:44:02: I'm at Walmart (St Lucie West Blvd, Port St Lucie) http://4sq.com/e01reQ
  
• 11:31:37: we went to a #Wendys after shopping, & while we were there, 1000s of winged ants swarmed out of the woodwork under a window!
  
• 11:32:29: all that the #Wendys manager could do was spray them with cleaning solution
  
• 11:34:18: at walmart i found clip-on sunglasses that fit my glasses exactly but they were gray lenses. i dont like gray sunglasses
  
• 11:35:09: gray sunglasses make the world look gloomy all the time. i like amber lenses better
  
• 11:35:46: so i bot a pair of amber glasses that fit ok but not exactly
  
• 11:37:31: @rage_bot it probably is, but since the winged ants had a black body, my dad says these must not be termites. termites are white, he says
  
• 11:39:23: @PixieChixie36 i was gabbing w/my mom & we missed most of NCIS, but i watched NCIS:LA w/dad. it's good too
  
• 11:40:36: RT @mental_floss: According to some estimates, Americans are sitting on $30 billion worth of unredeemed gift cards.
  
• 11:46:07: RT @delrayser: Glenn Beck will end show on Fox, devote his time to looking for the real killers.
  
• 16:12:47: @PixieChixie36 i'm watching season 3 of The Fugitive, the 60s tv show. but i savor it, only watching 1 or 2 a month
  
• 16:14:42: my sister, my niece, & my grand-nephew came over today! i finally got to meet Jake! he's a real cutie!
  
• 16:16:10: almost everybody says "great-uncle" but that is wrong. i'm Jake's grand-uncle.
  
• 16:17:50: M&D bot some groceries i like & Mom got me a Port St Lucie t-shirt at Walmart.
  
• 16:33:52: M&D & i are heading to a covered-dish supper at their Lutheran church. Mom made brownies to take
  
• 17:57:32: they are having a service so i'm going for a walk
  
• 18:31:46: back from a walk, took some pix to make Amelia homesick
  
• 18:33:12: church is still going on. went in to wait but got greeted by a member, who asked if i knew where he should take his used eyeglasses
  
• 18:34:08: @StolenBliss but meet-for-coffee friends are the best kind, no?
  
• 18:35:49: @CuteEyeGirl1980 aw, their winning streak is broken? too bad
  
• 21:27:46: @CuteEyeGirl1980 ur too quick to judge. i'm rooting for the #Reds, but i thot that was a final score
  
• 21:29:29: @StolenBliss i just think the friends i meet for coffee are good, every day friends
  
• 22:11:54: @CuteEyeGirl1980 i live in #reds country, SW Ohio, but i'm presently vacationing in Florida, so i was looking for the score of the game
  
• 22:20:03: @CuteEyeGirl1980 they were amazing last year for pulling out a win, & now they're doing it again this year! #goreds
  
• 22:22:07: one good thing about letting ppl on my greyhound bus use my cell phone is i've got lots of numbers of drug dealers
  
• 23:16:53: RT @juliasegal: Thinking about sleeping my way to the top, because I'm really good at sleeping.
  
• 23:22:39: awesome! RT @MzStarrBurst: <------- has 164,701 tweets
  

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From Twitter 04-05-2011

• 00:10:43: @SagDec15 cool. i think i follow several floridians, like @WongoWoman and @VariantVal too
  
• 00:34:17: I'm at Greyhound Orlando http://4sq.com/f3mmMx
  
• 00:50:00: there's a full security check at Orlando, baggage check & wand, even for ppl coming in from the smoking area!
  
• 00:50:45: i got in line but the security guard walked away so i just sauntered on thru!
  
• 00:51:47: some ppl think any amt of security reduces risk, i think any gaps make it a total waste of time & money
  
• 00:58:24: @Tim_in_CT i'm in a @greyhoundbus station, strictly verboten!
  
• 01:08:59: @Tim_in_CT yep, going to visit the folks. COLD BEER is definitely on the agenda soonor or later!
  
• 01:16:42: @Tim_in_CT it's okay. cheap & not flying. this is about my 10th @greyhoundbus trip
  
• 01:17:34: driver says he's going to cram this @greyhoundbus full
  
• 01:19:25: last leg of my trip, should be at my final destination in about 2hrs
  
• 01:20:49: @Tim_in_CT #Ohio to #Florida, i hear it's about 1200mi!
  
• 01:22:10: i paraphrased what the @greyhoundbus driver said, he actually said "i need every seat"
  
• 01:25:32: i asked a classy young lady if her "#Pink" luggage was about the singer. i thot she answered that it's a secret.
  
• 01:33:15: i didnt get a seatmate!
  
• 01:34:44: we're rolling! Ft Pierce or bust!
  
• 01:39:16: driver said ETA Ft Pierce at 430a
  
• 03:30:19: let the vacation begin! (@ Loves Travel Stop) http://4sq.com/g6sqb8
  
• 03:33:20: like i said, i'll wait till 5a to call M&D
  
• 04:07:12: called Dad to tell him i'm in. hated to call them at this hour
  
• 04:08:14: driver of the next bus to stop here keeps trying to talk me into getting on his bus and keep going south!
  
• 04:09:50: a guy w/problems got off my bus here and walked away. he had ticks, violent hand-gestures, & was talking to himself loudly
  
• 04:12:22: this @greyhoundbus station is a 24-hr Arbys & truckstop. oddly enuf, many of the tables in Arbys has a phone jack
  
• 04:13:00: maybe that's an internet connection?
  
• 04:40:11: most of the gas stations betw Ohio & Georgia had gas for $3.59. this station tho is at $3.75
  
• 05:47:47: @snowjava i didnt know it was above $4 out there!
  
• 05:48:59: checked in at my parent's house. we had coffee & turnovers at that Arby's before leaving
  
• 15:18:08: got to the parents' house & everybody went back to bed. i slept till 130p!
  
• 15:19:26: since then, mom & i have been gabbing while raised my nicotine levels, then dad showed me his new iPad1
  
• 15:20:34: somehow the portrait/landscape auto-rotate got turned off so he had to figure how to turn it back on
  
• 15:21:53: i watched a video on his ipad about #CindyJackson who has had more #cosmeticsurgery than anyone
  
• 15:22:40: havent bathed since 8p sunday. i need to wash the road grime off me
  
• 15:24:01: i emptied my suitcase and backpack & took them outside in case they smell like cats
  
• 15:24:55: i'm getting cigarettes delivered here, but they're not here yet
  
• 15:25:24: @wickedlibrarian i think the same thing!
  
• 16:22:24: "expert" @cnn telling the "5 rules for successfully working from home". u think she actually polled ppl who do it or is it just intuitive?
  
• 16:24:00: that bugs me, "experts" telling us how to do stuff, from raising children to succeeding in business & i dont think they did any research
  
• 16:25:09: the vast majority of "self-help" books are full of intuitive stuff that are not researched.
  
• 16:25:48: does having dinner w/ur kids really help them stay out of trouble? does anyone really know?
  
• 16:26:39: i'm computering outside on dad's patio, trying out his new wi-fi for the 1st time
  
• 16:29:04: @Tim_in_CT maybe after dinner, neither of my parents are much drinkers, then COLD BEER!!
  
• 17:39:38: @SagDec15 got in at 430a but didnt want to wake the folks that early. i waited until 5a.
  
• 17:59:16: via @TheOnion - Embarrassed Republicans Admit Theyve Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They've Been Praising Reagan http://t.co/Ehde0Ar
  
• 20:36:12: watching NCIS with dad
  
• 20:37:35: my sister said she might come over tonite to welcome me but then she remembered she had a meeting scheduled
  
• 22:21:12: it was 92 degrees today here!
  

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

• 02:11:25: had a meal stop in London KY
  
• 02:18:54: bus is full. i'm a seatmate w/a big young man who takes a little more than his share of the space
  
• 02:26:45: i got a breakfast sandwich & coffee but of course i had to let sandwich go cold cuz i needed a smoke too
  
• 02:27:53: got a little sleep b4 the meal stop but the bus is too warm & i cant seem to get comfortable
  
• 03:56:15: layover in Knoxville TN
  
• 04:00:47: I'm at Greyhound Bus Station (100 E Magnolia Ave, NE, N Central St, Knoxville) http://4sq.com/gVJHDI
  
• 04:09:01: some but not all of the seats on our bus have outlets for recharging phones and putas
  
• 04:09:47: lots of ppl traveling tonite. perhaps i should have left on monday night
  
• 04:10:37: knoxville station is full at 5 in the morning
  
• 04:13:54: just showed 1 fellow traveller where the charging station is & encouraged a woman to take a seat that had a coat in it
  
• 04:50:27: @yourgirlnxtdoor an excuse to eat fruit juice or candy sounds like fun, no?
  
• 04:55:30: my seatmate had made a few flirty remarks to the pretty girl across the aisle. at Knoxville he move to another seat, & the girl joined him
  
• 04:56:54: so then i got another seatmate, but now i have thw window seat. my seatmate is traveling w/son who got the pretty girl's seat across aisle
  
• 06:40:55: I'm at Chattanooga Grayhound Bus Station http://4sq.com/dHC8NZ
  
• 06:54:57: and we're off
  
• 06:57:31: @briandgregory & Dr. Drew!
  
• 08:33:46: no break for us here tho (@ Greyhound Terminal - Marietta) http://4sq.com/gHGkU5
  
• 08:41:27: my seatmate & her son left at this station. also my original seatmate. so now i can stretch out a little
  
• 09:23:28: changes buses here, my only change (@ Greyhound Bus Lines: Locations) http://4sq.com/eqdeJy
  
• 09:26:02: huge station, tiny smoking area
  
• 09:40:49: attractive young lady just walked by wearing sweats w/the pockets turned out
  
• 09:58:28: they had us florida-bound ppl go to gate 8 and took the 1st 45. i was number 47.
  
• 10:09:40: they came back for the 1 in front of me, so i am 1st in line for the next bus. 1st loser, yay me!
  
• 10:12:59: a guy behind me overheard that our 11a bus wont be leaving till 125p :(
  
• 10:23:20: what a dumb idea, @cnn, this "choose the news" thing
  
• 10:29:18: @Journalgirl lol
  
• 10:35:13: islamic extremist don't get freedom of speech, prob never will
  
• 11:39:27: about 10 of us got bumped off the 11a bus. the next bus on that route is the 715p. but if we're not 1st in line, we could get bumped again
  
• 11:40:33: seating is 1st come 1st served, no priority even for ppl bumped
  
• 11:43:28: at this mo tho, they wont even tell us what line to get in
  
• 12:31:03: the other 3 bumped passengers & i are on a bus going to savannah, ga. it's a lateral move but allegedly will get us there sooner
  
• 12:32:34: the other guy who was move active claims the boarding call included my final destination in Fla.
  
• 12:32:54: more active
  
• 12:36:03: atlanta to savannah to orlando would not usually be the best route, so that seems to indicate an accomodation on greyhound's part
  
• 12:37:42: if we had waited until 715p, they said they would feed us. now we have to buy our own dinner
  
• 12:38:29: we are rolling, only 2-1/2hrs after we expected to
  
• 12:40:08: i think i overheard some pretty girls talking about my failwhale t-shirt that has my twitter name printed on it, but they didnt tweet me
  
• 13:04:21: @davesib ouch
  
• 13:05:56: @davesib i used to tease Chad & Mike McConn that when thing were slow we ought to just pick lots at random & survey them on spec
  
• 14:13:57: we're here at Macon, GA
  
• 14:19:44: i have a half dozen clip-on sunglasses but i forgot them all
  
• 14:26:36: I'm at Greyhound Station, Macon, GA (63 Spring St, Macon) http://4sq.com/fq9zxg
  
• 15:33:22: took on passengers in Dublin, GA, but didn't get a break
  
• 15:43:08: i got a new seatmate in Dublin
  
• 15:44:04: @davesib thanx Dave *fingers crossed*
  
• 17:29:22: i'm here in savannah. i got off 1 bus & immediately got on the next 1! i wasnt in savannah 5 min!
  
• 17:42:21: this driver is completely protected by a lucite shield that's been lined w/curtains
  
• 17:44:03: IOW he sees no one, & no one sees him, while working. he works most of his day in a place that looks like a shower
  
• 18:40:29: Brunswick, GA, stopping at a qwickee-mart
  
• 18:54:36: a quick stop. i got a smoke, the 2 eastern europeans wolfed down a cpl of coneys
  
• 19:00:57: all i've had to eat since that 230a brkfast sandwich is pretzels and chocolate
  
• 20:39:55: have over an hour wait here in Jacksonville, so i had a pepperoni pizza. 2 guys bummed cigarettes.
  
• 21:31:05: i always forget about security on Florida buses. since i'm reboarding the same bus, tho, all my luggage, carry-ons were already on the bus
  
• 21:33:54: i grabbed an empty seat only to promptly get another seatmate
  
• 21:34:42: @SagDec15 even farther, to Ft Pierce
  
• 21:36:41: pulling out of Jacksonville, heading to Orlando
  
• 21:39:52: actually just leaving (@ Greyhound Station Jax) http://4sq.com/gaZN3X
  
• 21:42:30: i think he said we get to Orlando at 115a, leave there at 215a. no rest stops betw Jax & Orlando (except 5min at Daytona)
  
• 21:44:20: @SagDec15 yeah, half my family lives there. the mountain has to go to mohammed!
  
• 22:37:03: @SagDec15 3 weeks! a leisurely getaway.
  
• 22:40:32: i got a new seatmate even tho i think there were empty doubles, but just now, while barreling down the road, i got up to get my pillow...
  
• 22:41:14: & my seatmate left to find another seat
  
• 23:16:55: got a few hits on a smoke at Daytona, and got a teen for a seatmate. i cant win!
  
• 23:18:47: confirmed we get into Orlando at 115a, leave at 215a. that means i'll get into Ft Pierce around 430a
  
• 23:20:28: i probably wont call my parents for a pickup until 5a. i'll be about 4.5hrs later than i was supposed to be
  
• 23:22:17: i chose cincy for departure over chillicothe cuz the total trip was 24 vs. 31hrs. getting bumped made the trip 28hrs
  

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From Twitter 04-03-2011

• 00:04:59: @yourgirlnxtdoor it was okay. instead of a creamy irish cream sort of drink, it was coffee-flavored alcohol. she said 12% alcohol
  
• 00:05:45: @yourgirlnxtdoor maybe i was disappointed just cuz i was expecting a cheap version of Baileys
  
• 00:07:21: @yourgirlnxtdoor it was a pizza hut pizza, thick criust as a concession to me, i think, she usually gets crispy crust
  
• 00:08:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor she cant handle spicy so she got hamburger (!) instead of sausage, +pepperoni, dbl cheez, +pineapple
  
• 00:09:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor she says pineapple helps her digestion. the 2 guys picked off the pineapple. i liked it, i like all pizza!
  
• 00:11:06: @yourgirlnxtdoor she uses medical marijuana, so she took a few hits on their weed. i dont do mj
  
• 00:12:30: @yourgirlnxtdoor so the 2 guys 30-ish were giggling at everything like college boys, which i found amusing
  
• 00:21:31: @yourgirlnxtdoor i know she loves baileys, i do too, but it's $20/bottle here, so we both look for a knockoff. we've found some before
  
• 00:24:16: @yourgirlnxtdoor i was doing that, but i did lol when i could understand the mumbling & the inside jokes
  
• 00:26:40: @yourgirlnxtdoor pleasant dreams
  
• 00:29:15: @SelfishMom i find them in the drafts folder, i never pressed send
  
• 00:34:17: @SelfishMom i do compose emails in my head before typing them but i have to say i never imagined typing one that i hadnt!
  
• 16:20:44: "expert" on @cnn telling the "5 rules for successfully working for home". u think she actually polled ppl who do it or is it just intuitive?
  
• 18:08:19: getting ready to go on vacation. i think i'm all packed, except for my computer
  
• 18:56:28: dammit, i can't find that battery-operated charger for my phone. there's a place it's supposed to be but it's not there
  
• 19:02:14: you still working, @loudtweeter? i havent got any tweets sent to my blog for a couple weeks
  
• 19:56:44: computer off! next stop, Florida!
  
• 22:09:44: i'm here at the cincy bus station, a full hour before i board
  
• 22:10:33: my friend got me here at 1035p and just left
  
• 22:41:37: departure time less than 1/2hr (@ Greyhound Bus Station) http://4sq.com/hfceB0
  
• 23:17:34: @Breathless1974 thanx, Taby!
  
• 23:18:48: we are hitting the road! in 24hrs i'll be visiting the parents!
  

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

• 03:35:51: so i've been continuing to contribute to my #IRA all the time i've been #unemployed, a paltry $35/mo. apparently that's not allowed
  
• 03:54:59: so i can leave the money in my IRA and pay a 6% penalty, or remove it all & declare the interest as income
  
• 03:56:28: since i have to do that before filing, i cant file yet. but i wont really have time to do anything about this till wensday...on vacation
  
• 03:57:56: @Reilly4Sanity i really didnt know u have to have income to have an IRA
  
• 03:59:21: unemploymt offered to withhold for Fed taxes but not state or school dist, so i have to send them a check. never had to do that before
  
• 04:00:25: i better get to bed. i have to be up in 5 hours
  
• 04:02:05: @Reilly4Sanity well, you're right, it doesnt
  
• 04:05:39: @Reilly4Sanity nitey nite
  
• 16:49:34: got to banquet site at 1030a, went home at 1230p & got laundry out of car, went to Ann's house around 115p
  
• 16:51:20: got the split ends cut off my hair and a good vist w/Ann
  
• 21:03:52: wow, what a fantastic meeting! we did tweak it continually, but all in all, everything went terrifically!
  
• 23:00:39: busy day. after visiting w/my hairdresser Ann, i stopped in just for a halfhour visit w/my neighbor Angie. it's her 55th birthday
  
• 23:02:27: fri eve i visted Angie expecting to toast her birthday w/spiked coffee--i even provided the brewed coffee in a thermos.
  
• 23:04:20: but it didnt turn out that way. tho my visit was prearranged, during the day she found out an old friend also wanted to visit
  
• 23:07:00: so a little while after i got there, this friend, who's gf was a close friend of hers till she passed away last yr age 45, got there
  
• 23:09:51: trouble was, he was already tanked, plus he brought an old school chum of his own, and they had weed
  
• 23:14:45: so Angie sprung for pizza, each of us 3 men put in a dollar for the tip. the 2 guys by then were stoned & giggling at everything
  
• 23:18:39: they were entertaining. cuz they were drinkers, we drank coffee liquor as a toast--by then my coffee was cold...& they didnt want coffee
  
• 23:21:15: "@ItsReeema nobody responded. lol. nobody cares about me."--@MzStarrBurst ¶ all night's a long time!
  
• 23:24:01: so i went over again today & had another shot of coffee liquor. today the 2 guys were gone, but she had her 2 granddaughters
  
• 23:26:38: Angie is getting a defib device put in on 11Apr, while i'm on vacation. i hoped it wouldnt be sched till i got back
  
• 23:27:17: @MzStarrBurst how bout some Tums for the tummy?
  
• 23:28:22: "@DyNama @KevDough COLD BEER !!!"--@Tim_in_CT ¶ cheers!!
  
• 23:46:51: @yourgirlnxtdoor it was the most generic bottle i ever saw! it just said "coffee liquor". it wasnt much like Baileys
  

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

• 00:43:18: "slogan" comes from Gaelic sluagh-ghairm which was a battle cry
  
• 01:04:05: the entertainmt industry makes billions yet is constantly asking us to give money to one cause or another
  
• 02:12:04: i missed what was wrong w/the pb&j sandwiches Rob & Peggy were eating @abcWNN
  
• 13:52:11: got 3 triple-loads & 3 dbl-loads going! (@ Coin Laundry) http://4sq.com/fLVlo4
  
• 13:54:52: triple-load washers cost 14 quarters, dbl-load cost 12. i think i've already spent $20
  
• 15:10:38: done at the laundomat, going to walmart for cat food
  
• 15:25:50: @skirrid we cant let em go hungry!
  
• 15:29:54: I'm at Walmart (540 Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/fheN3j
  
• 17:20:42: ♦@QuackityQ whew! thanx, QQ, but u give me too much credit! #FF to you too *hugs*
  
• 17:22:30: thanx for the #FF! @dausonlovi
  
• 17:23:42: thanx for the #FF, @st_godless, back atcha!
  
• 21:58:41: @Tim_in_CT @@pcam somewhat homeless?
  
• 22:00:17: thanx for the #FF, @RockTique, enjoy your weekend too!
  
• 22:02:31: i told the twitterverse about a friend of mine who got mad at me & didnt talk to me for 15months. that ended last July when we mad up
  
• 22:03:31: @QuackityQ @ArrghPaine and it's delicious!
  
• 22:04:25: @Tim_in_CT COLD BEEER!!
  
• 22:06:11: but i have a feeling we won't be friends after 2morro. she is very hard on me, constantly criticizing
  
• 22:07:37: normally i take "friends" on their terms. my attitude is that i dont have so many friends that i can afford to be choosy.
  
• 22:08:52: but after 2morro's big banquet, which she is in charge of, i wont need to take her guff any more. i think she'll dispense w/me too
  
• 22:10:09: but if she doesnt, possibly i will
  
• 22:11:36: @Tim_in_CT i cant find a job mopping floors, let alone a job that might take some skill (apologies to janitors reading this)
  
• 22:15:03: wow @wcpo a #cincinnati tv station, just promoted a youth activity at the state park a few miles from here, 60mi from cincy
  
• 22:15:32: @Tim_in_CT u got a job but no home?
  
• 22:21:52: @LadyAtheist some ppl say the south lost the 1st civil war but won the 2nd civil war, the PR war still going on today
  
• 22:22:25: @Tim_in_CT and drink your COLD BEER!! yay!
  
• 23:08:26: #shutup #VinDiesel! go ahead and eat at @McDonalds
  
• 23:21:07: #subway's commercials are pathetic. why is everybody else too needy to buy their own sandwich?
  
• 23:30:42: it's kind of funny how much #JayLeno on #NBC promotes #ABC's #AmericanIdol
  

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

• 00:00:36: @craftyred my brother hasnt smoked a single cigarette and his asthma is worse than mine
  
• 00:05:46: #Obama sure has bad timing. He announces more offshore drilling just weeks before the #oilspill, new #nuke plants before #tsunami
  
• 00:08:06: @craftyred no argument except we share the same gene pool. my lungs would def be better without smoking. i'll quit...2mrro
  
• 00:09:52: @craftyred our grandmother died age 46 of emphysema, it appears to run in our family
  
• 00:17:37: Hustler fined $14K for not using condoms in porn - Yahoo! News http://yhoo.it/fvxSLp
  
• 00:23:24: #Windows win7 File Association search SUCKS! it has never found a single extension
  
• 00:23:32: @craftyred nitey nite
  
• 00:52:36: no thanx, i'm too full for bisque, i'll just have some soup
  
• 00:57:19: "There is nothing about camping I like EXCEPT sitting around the fire. :D"--@StolenBliss ¶ me too!
  
• 01:04:24: @StolenBliss friends want to camp all the time, but i dont like being away from my stuff, and my cats
  
• 02:07:14: there is no way #Japan radiation could be in #milk in #America already
  
• 02:15:21: just cuz you can measure something doesnt mean it's worth measuring
  
• 02:25:58: as far as i know, u cant plug ext hard drives into a tablet. no matter how many "apps" there are on itunes, there are millions of "programs"
  
• 02:29:05: is there an app to rar together a bunch of files? make a list of checksums? check files in a rar against a list of checksums? @abcWNN
  
• 02:29:52: thus, what we're calling tablets these days will NOT replace laptops cuz they are not the same thing. laptops ARE computers @abcWNN
  
• 02:31:31: i've heard there's no porn app for iPad. a fatal #fail for so many computer users, eh @abcWNN?
  
• 02:34:13: my computer has a dictionary, tv listings, email, etc, stored on it, can be accessed without being connected to internet @abcWNN
  
• 02:38:24: the iPad2 is not a real computer, it's just a browser, @abcWNN
  
• 02:40:22: no matter how many "apps" there are on itunes, there are millions of "programs" for real computers
  
• 02:41:59: gosh, @StacyLondon, i never noticed how dry & crunchy my hair was! #shutup!
  
• 02:45:21: Irony is a nipping jeast, or a speech that hath the honey of pleasantnesse in its mouth, and a sting of rebuke in its taile.
  
• 02:51:11: whether a couple keeps their promises to each other is none of my business
  
• 03:24:06: it's too bad there's no food that will clean human teeth, like some claim to clean dog teeth
  
• 03:24:33: bedtime
  
• 11:24:52: The Digital Generation Rediscovers the Magic of Manual Typewriters - http://nyti.ms/fEk81q
  
• 11:28:38: so i was on tv last night! i represented the Lions Club in presenting a check to a telethon on local access for cripled county residents
  
• 11:31:05: Lions Larry & Dave G joined me on tv. Lion Debbie was there too, presenting a check for another charity just before us, but missed ours
  
• 11:33:08: @yourgirlnxtdoor there was no director, so no one told us not to have our backs to the camera, but it was a good time
  
• 11:44:20: twitter search sucks. i searched "#cincinnati" to find some local tweeters to follow, & on the ppl tab it shows me only famous ppl
  
• 12:14:51: Nearly half of all 12yr-olds in US are using social networks despite not meeting min age requiremts - http://bit.ly/exl2aD #cnn
  
• 12:18:50: @WongoWoman lol. @Dadude1914
  
• 12:21:52: @WongoWoman is it rushan rullet if all the bullets are in the gun? that’s not playing. @Dadude1914
  
• 12:24:15: @WongoWoman my college roommate was 20 before finding out “it’s a doggy dog world” was incorrect
  
• 12:25:16: “@Skinny_Princess: I opened this lotion at the stop light and the shit squirted all over my clothes‼ Damn it man. #RMF” LOL!
  
• 12:26:04: @WongoWoman it is sad sometimes
  
• 12:27:20: RT @TomKierein: INSTALLING SPRING...
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• 12:28:26: RT @mental_floss: The highest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 136°F — it happened in Al Aziziyah, Libya, in September 1922.
  
• 12:30:13: @WongoWoman luckily we’re now going after those greedy tenured ineffective teachers!
  
• 12:36:37: i just got an offer to win $1000 in a pet photo contest from someone who doesnt follow me. how’d she know i have pets?
  
• 12:52:31: @Glamourcon @Playboy the list is clogged with women who were not #Playmates, like Carmen and Barbie :(
  
• 12:56:34: shutting down the govt is welshing on existing bills, not cutting future spending
  
• 13:04:59: RT @ItsVader: I think I caught twerpes from one of you.
  
• 13:12:57: #shutup #bounty! are u saying that dishclothes cant wipe up a spill? rags have been around for millennia
  
• 13:18:51: this ep of #AmericanJustice, the #FBI said a guy named Ring was the ringleader with a straight face
  
• 13:22:27: i dont mind a discreet tattoo or 3 but i dont really care for large blocks of tats. why would u let others draw cartoons on ur body?
  
• 13:25:00: the sharks eating kids who've eaten #snickers #peanutbutter² commercials are hilarious.
  
• 13:27:12: i don't waste my time with @formspring. sarcastic or 1-word answers are useless
  
• 13:28:22: @Breathless1974 i just dislike a whole arm's worth. just too much.
  
• 13:28:54: @Breathless1974 howdy, Taby, how're you doing?
  
• 13:30:32: if i ran a store, i'd have an obvious surveillance camera at eye-level right at the door
  
• 13:31:58: @Breathless1974 not too bad either. going to #florida to visit the folks next week. empathize w/u every time i use my inhaler
  
• 13:36:38: nothing on #DropDeadDiva ads make me the least bit interested in watching the show
  
• 13:37:57: #shutup #charmin! he's a bear! he could resolve to not use bath tissue at all!
  
• 13:38:59: @Breathless1974 3 weeks! a nice long leisurely visit before they take a trip to europe.
  
• 13:42:06: @Breathless1974 how's illinois treating you?
  
• 13:49:51: @Breathless1974 hope you get all better, sweetie! are u back to work?
  
• 13:51:59: "I love sniffing post-it notes. They smell like peaches :3"--@Rock_Oholic ¶ i luv post-its too but dont smell anything :(
  
• 13:53:22: @Breathless1974 i would prob like nebs but they never been prescribed for me & now i cant afford to go to the doctor
  
• 13:54:25: @Breathless1974 like the job and the bosses? are they hiring?
  
• 13:56:31: @Breathless1974 i tweeted yesterday that i'm going to think about carrying an inhaler w/me all the time. friends supply me w/inhalers.
  
• 14:00:33: it's sad that the #FBI is not above suspicion of planting evidence and framing people
  
• 14:02:37: @Breathless1974 ppl comment on how much stuff i have in my pockets. i look like i'm wearing those pants that horse ppl wear!
  
• 14:03:58: @Breathless1974 jodhpurs? so i'm not looking forward to adding a bulky thing.
  
• 14:04:23: @Breathless1974 plus i worry about things going off in my pants
  
• 14:10:32: gawd do i dislike @StacyLondon's @Panteen commercial
  
• 14:11:30: @Breathless1974 there you go!
  
• 14:37:01: i absolutely hate men's surprise wedding proposals and soldiers' surprise returns to their families
  
• 14:38:20: i rooted all thru my box of frosted mini wheats but i couldnt find the one that walks & talks
  
• 16:25:53: 2002 US Dept of Justice study indicated that...about 1 in 19 of released sex offenders were later arrested for another sex crime.
  
• 17:00:10: here at the last 65th cmte meeting before the big party!
  
• 19:44:53: @mommyamc i just get a refrigerator magnet
  
• 20:49:10: #CSI debunked Mama Cass Elliot's choking death by saying she died of "fatty myocardial degeneration". that's not usually a cause of death
  
• 21:23:58: #CSI and all the websites say the myth was that Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich, but at the time i heard it was a hot dog
  
• 21:33:58: @davesib i was supposed to return to cincy but u picked me up at the new station in dayton so i didnt have a 1.5hr layover
  
• 21:34:28: @davesib but u did drop me off at cincy
  
• 21:37:55: @davesib 1005 GILBERT AVE Cincinnati OH 45202 is what i get from greyhound.com
  
• 21:50:49: @davesib it was the downtown dayton one that was closed
  
• 21:52:42: @davesib gilbert avenue is still in my queue on google maps
  
• 22:10:59: @davesib u found the dayton one without me--amazingly--but i recall having directions to cincy. in fact i think it was still in ur car
  
• 22:11:19: @davesib when we went to tennis! nitey nite
  
• 22:13:57: @StolenBliss friend of mine has big RV, i said "that's not camping, that's taking ur house with u!" & she said "exactly!"
  
• 22:15:34: don't apologize for replying to a tweet 3hrs, or even 3days, old. twitter is not necessarily real-time
  
• 22:17:57: cmon, radiation could not have already come all the way from #Japan, got into our grass, been eaten by cows, & turned into milk...could it?
  
• 22:21:52: i rather dislike the preview pane in email readers
  
• 22:22:25: @Lilykily but it's delicious!
  
• 22:25:55: @MzStarrBurst *hugs* for you too!
  
• 22:29:44: i have blocked more tweeters in the last month than in the 2yrs before that. spammers!
  
• 22:34:52: @MzStarrBurst http://twitpic.com/4fj86j - wow!
  
• 22:42:20: @MzStarrBurst i love them!! nice legs too!
  

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