From Twitter 11-09-2010

• 00:45:32: lol, no i didnt know that RT @WongoWoman @DyNama did you know what “puta” in Spanish means “whore"?
  
• 01:43:27: #shutup geico! “do woodchucks chuck wood?” no.
  
• 02:06:47: @22DanielleM lol
  
• 10:56:50: breakfast bowl! (@ Burger King) http://4sq.com/d29AnL
  
• 10:56:52: I just became the mayor of Burger King on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d29AnL
  
• 11:24:32: in the time it took to pull out my phone and call up my shopping list, i forgot what i was going to put on it :(
  
• 11:35:16: while fastening my seatbelt, my fingers hit the end of my lit cigarette, causing a shower of sparks to fall on my lap
  
• 11:36:22: every time i do something like that, or forget to have smokes w/me, i think, my gawd man how long u been smoking?
  
• 11:39:52: I'm at Kmart (1249 North High St, Fenner Lane, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/aDH7H9
  
• 11:40:29: since i just finished breakfast, i'm skipping the free lunch put on by the churches today
  
• 12:39:47: wheel of fortune contestant solves puzzle w/only 1 letter. but if she knew the answer before, why didnt she guess “G” & make more money?
  
• 15:46:53: @davesib i mean what you want to do, what you want to change in washington
  
• 15:50:33: @rxw74 good story, but every diet looks good after only 10wks. diets shouldnt be evaluated in less than 2yrs, & he only lost 10%
  
• 16:54:40: stupid puta keeps locking up. 9hrs after last reboot. trying internet explorer rather than firefox
  
• 17:03:17: computer started crashing then recovered when i closed firefox, but when i restarted firefox, crashed again
  
• 17:25:39: i hate nearly all the @meijer commercials
  
• 17:27:56: @Tim_in_CT i dont even sleep much, i just download tv shows and porn!
  
• 17:31:21: #Conan was pretty good last night. Andy Richter is back, and conan's old band is back except for Max
  
• 17:32:42: but i probably wont watch #Conan very often as i'm a news junkie, i watch 1 11oclock news and tape another
  
• 17:38:47: tearing or breaking something from exercising is ur body's way of saying "ow! stop that!"
  
• 19:17:25: Jackson County #Florida has 179 unsolved murders from the Reconstruction Era 1865-1877
  
• 19:18:21: i scrub my commode every 2 weeks whether it needs it or not
  
• 19:26:55: At least part of the reason Sony's Beta lost to JVC's VHS in the VCR war was that the former refused to license the technology for porn
  
• 19:57:53: @brittfromcle2 at the risk of sounding obsessive :-o
  
• 19:59:44: in 1993 there were only 50 websites in operation
  
• 20:14:34: today i finished off a years-old bottle of hershey's syrup. i've got 2 more that havent been opened
  
• 21:53:18: 1 virginia policeman got false confessions from 6 people!
  
• 23:21:03: stupid g-d @google! searching "£25" doesnt get a conversion, searching "25£" does but no one writes it that way
  
• 23:23:01: stupid g-d IE8! gmail never loads except in .html mode, twitter stops looking for msgs every cpl of minutes [ie8.0.6]
  
• 23:26:52: teens who text >120 times a day are 3 times more likely to be sexually active !
  
• 23:32:28: tv ads constantly show kids playing with their parents rather than with friends
  
• 23:34:10: how much fires could firefighters fight if firefighters could fight fires?
  
• 23:39:07: >95% of pornography consumed on the Internet is sourced from free amateur sites, free adult tube sites, and/or free file sharing protocols
  
• 23:44:51: amazon us wants $50 for a book but amazon uk seems to have it for $40
  
• 23:46:59: @22DanielleM depends on the fire!
  
• 23:57:46: @hyattch but they're both amazon
  
• 23:58:55: #shutup ocillococcinum! what kind of name is that?!
  

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From Twitter 11-08-2010

• 12:12:05: i'm over visiting my lupus neighbor Angie
  
• 12:13:32: my puta rebooted all by itself, while i was writing an email. when it came up, my lan2usb adapter didnt work any more :(
  
• 15:42:45: I'm at Staples (1101-1147 Rombach Ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/d2l5aF
  
• 16:33:29: I just ousted Mike N. as the mayor of Big Lots on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  
• 16:33:29: I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington). http://4sq.com/b19L7p
  

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From Twitter 11-07-2010

• 00:45:17: Forby Leonard Skinner passed away in Sept. he was the gym teacher whom Lynyrd Skynyrd was named after
  
• 00:51:31: end of Sept, Gloria Stuart, who played a survivor of the Titanic, died. a wk later, Roy Baker died. he had directed an earlier Titanic film
  
• 00:57:18: James Earl Winner Jr., the guy who invented “The Club” in 1985, was killed in a car crash in Sept
  
• 00:59:43: @Tim_in_CT no job, & dont think i’m going to get any more unemploymt checks. lots of COLD BEER! (actually i prefer red wine!)
  
• 10:41:50: also here 1 other time this wk, forgot to check in (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 10:43:41: gotta call my mom, it's her 79th birthday today!
  
• 11:41:40: had a nice 1/2hr convo w/my mom on her birthday
  
• 11:43:49: cuz i woke up at 930 EDT which is 830 EST, i'm up'n'attem a lot earlier than usual
  
• 11:45:52: i brot a btl of Hershey's Syrup, Dulce de Leche flavor, to McD to put in my coffee--yum!
  
• 12:48:21: yesterday i found my walmart does carry Figi artesian water in beautiful square bottles, ½liter and liter sizes.
  
• 12:50:06: i got (2) liter bottles just for the bigger size, tho i have more sq btls than i can use, & i dont really care for buying water
  
• 12:51:14: i topped off my tires, now i ought to go somewhere
  
• 12:53:07: i’m going to file another appeal for unemploymt benefits. i went to consider it Fri eve but it said it can only be done 6a-6p daily
  
• 12:53:52: so i went to do it just now, it says system is down for maint 5a-6p today!
  
• 13:09:11: i was looking into a job opening and it went to a url that ends in .jobs . is .jobs a domain?!
  
• 13:55:36: You cannot bomb extremism into submission. –Malaysian Prime Minister on @CNN
  
• 14:55:42: before another cold reboot, unlike prev times, i saw a prgm error msg, from Battery Bar from Osiris. uninstalled & reinstalled
  
• 16:01:58: just now hearing a lot of pr for a movie «Inside Job» but it actually was released back in February
  
• 16:09:39: Ignore conserv myths! @CNN "The truth about: Health care reform - Apr. 22, 2010" http://is.gd/gOAJV
  
• 16:51:28: nexium ad shows heartburn sufferer drinking water from monstrous bottle. written under scene: do not attempt. really?
  
• 16:53:47: prime minister bot? RT @britishleader www.that cher.tk RT @dynama You cannot bomb extremism into submission. –Malaysian Prime Minister @CNN
  
• 16:56:12: oh #shutup @CNN! treating acting like it’s a serious job? #SHUTUP!
  
• 16:58:26: @HairySucker if i drank that much water before lying down, i’d drown!
  
• 17:54:52: judges arent being “activist” when they decide in favor of same-sex marriage, they are just interpreting the law as written
  
• 17:56:58: meanwhile judges *were* “activist” in a conservative way when they decided special interests could buy ads in campaigns
  
• 17:58:33: if i owned a gun store, i’d keep a sample bullet fired from each gun i sold
  
• 17:59:52: in general, i wont watch a news show with a person’s name in the title
  
• 18:01:58: .@CNN just asked what happened to the Repub’s promise to deal with joblessness first?
  
• 18:41:33: what language do Haitians speak?
  
• 18:53:15: Reuben Sturman is considered the American porn industry’s godfather for inventing the peepshow in 1971
  
• 18:55:05: an American woman finished the NYC Marathon in the top 2 for the 1st time in 20yrs
  
• 19:57:24: @rxw74 maybe they do. didnt particularly sound french tho
  
• 20:14:18: i didnt get any new tweets for over an hour
  
• 20:19:01: one congressman's earmark is another's jobs program
  
• 20:23:58: @AatRB nope, i'm seeing long periods with no tweets
  
• 20:26:46: @AatRB lol raptured
  
• 20:29:28: @AatRB it's too cold for everyone to be at a picnic
  
• 20:30:32: @KellyOlexa no BB or gmail issues, but twitter goes long periods w/o sending any tweets :(
  
• 20:37:56: @22DanielleM yep, i seeing delays
  
• 20:45:27: @KellyOlexa now that u mention it tho, i've hardly got any gmail all day, which is pretty unusual
  
• 20:49:03: the vote showed our frustration w/the economy, and wasnt a referendum on Pres Obama. tell me i dont get it if u want
  
• 20:55:04: i hate boxing
  
• 21:02:17: i admit to liking explicit movies. in fact, i would pay extra for explicit versions of How I Met Ur Mother or 2 & 1/2 Men (if i had any $)
  
• 21:05:08: whew, almost missed Sherlock on PBS
  
• 21:17:35: ep of Sherlock has already mentioned 2 stories from the canon, Bruce Partington Plans, and 5 Orange Pips
  
• 22:33:18: durn cliffhangers. Sherlock ended it's season with him pointing a gun at Moriarty
  
• 22:35:12: .@WXIX having a story on Monday about new software called a Porn Detection Stick
  
• 22:36:16: @Lilykily usually i'm just "complacent"
  
• 22:41:45: i hate game day interviews with athletes
  
• 22:44:16: @22DanielleM oops i might have accidently slipped something in your drink
  
• 23:54:11: had to reboot again. did a system restore
  

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From Twitter 11-06-2010

• 00:19:36: I ain’t ready for the altar but I do agree there’s times when a woman sure can be a friend of mine
  
• 10:25:39: @davesib nothing will get done. you guys will be just as upset w/ur own candidates as w/the establishmt ones in 2yrs →
  
• 10:27:46: @davesib mostly cuz you can’t name many specifics of what you want…& there’s no consensus among you
  
• 10:45:13: way back in the 70’s an article estimated that 1 out of 10 women would pose nude. i wonder if that has changed
  
• 11:50:26: @AatRB you think? i dont recall what that author based his estimate on
  
• 13:31:32: durn i forgot to check in w/#4sq yest at McDonalds and Flagway. i also forgot to check in at Flagway when i got coffee at 8p a few days ago
  
• 15:00:38: ran into a former architect from my former employer at walmart. Darin‘s a cool guy. says his biz is good
  
• 16:22:17: i’ve invented a new app that when you write a message to post on the net it randomly misspells words so you fit in and dont look odd
  
• 16:25:33: if you put something in your mouth based solely upon it’s nutritional claims, you’re not eating, you’re medicating
  
• 19:22:27: just back from serving the veterans day dinner. i couldnt tweet from there–no service
  
• 19:24:09: the Lions Club and Leo Club volunteered to serve dinner to the vets. i think we had about 13 servers there
  
• 20:52:39: i hate debates in which everyone commenting has the tone “here’s what’s wrong with everyone else”
  
• 22:21:29: i was just surfing on my computer when suddenly the text in all my firefox tabs disappeared, then text in windows, then explorer crashed
  
• 22:22:40: my puta seemed to recover for a mo, then just stopped working right, and i had to do a cold reboot
  
• 22:23:54: when it booted up, 1st thing it says is that a service is crashing (FreeAgentService.exe)
  
• 22:25:21: @BrettR4763 it just started doing this a few days ago on my winXP laptop
  

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From Twitter 11-05-2010

• 00:18:06: @KittyKatMeoww http://twitpic.com/3401zj - growl!
  
• 00:22:41: @KittyKatMeoww http://twitpic.com/32u47d - trick or treat!
  
• 00:29:16: RT @YeahImAshley: The kid I'm babysitting doesn't know how to pour a shot and acts like he's never seen a vag before.
  
• 00:48:27: Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. –Dr. Seuss
  
• 00:51:42: @_DONTsaveME_ aw, you unfollowed me…again!
  
• 00:52:33: not even a nibble. CHEERS! RT @Tim_in_CT @DyNama Find a job yet?? Me neither ‼ COLD BEER ‼!
  
• 00:54:48: every healthy person radically changing their lifestyle for vague promises, plz call me, i have a bridge to sell you
  
• 01:07:00: nearly everything you hear about food choices is wrong, a lie, misinformation, written by marketing depts & gone viral
  
• 09:32:05: 2days in a row i've awoken to find my laptop all but locked up w/error msgs from my battery
  
• 09:33:31: i leave my puta on overnight, just close the lid. this morn i had to cold reboot by powering off
  
• 09:35:40: 3wks with no unemployment checks, no income of any kind
  
• 10:07:00: @davesib you’re applying for work?
  
• 10:09:22: @davesib we’ve moved past that. states arent relevant
  
• 10:23:26: .@davesib there’s no reason, we’re all in this together. a federal govt is good enuf for every other country in the world
  
• 10:24:59: @_DONTsaveME_ cool, thanx!
  
• 10:27:30: @davesib no way. we are headed for gridlock like no one’s ever seen. u think electorate is angry now? congress will accomplish NOTHING!
  
• 10:29:02: @davesib have not applied anywhere, still terrified at the thought. biz still bad at McA?
  
• 10:32:26: Showbiz Tonight on @CNN always seems late w/entertainmt news. bristol not voting? voting was so 3 days ago
  
• 11:31:22: @davesib czechoslovakia & yugoslavia broke up so they could enjoy federal power rather than state power
  
• 12:50:27: @davesib au contraire, pierre! doing anything is better than doing nothing. even Bush43 did something rather than nothing
  
• 12:52:44: let’s not forget that the bailout was implemented by Pres Bush
  
• 12:53:46: the US Civil War was NOT about states’ rights
  
• 14:05:20: why do Brits put a "g" in "whining"?
  
• 14:36:01: @nakedfingers oh, really? that never occurred to me, duh
  
• 15:19:39: the Tonight Show has beat Dave Letterman in the ratings every week since Jay Leno returned in March
  
• 15:48:59: hey @BrookeBCNN, Mark Preston should have got one of those talking machines like Stephen Hawking’s
  
• 16:13:57: @EmAgain i could argue that “at the end” is not “in”
  
• 16:18:55: @EmAgain if u look up whinging, u’ll find it’s the same word http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=whine
  
• 16:24:17: 8Nov issue of tv guide has 2 *fantastic* pix of leggy ladies, Pauley Perrette and Iman
  
• 16:48:52: @EmAgain i could agree w/you but then we’d both be wrong. for another example, frosting is on a cake, not in it
  
• 16:52:04: .@EmAgain i’ll concede i should have asked about the “g” in “whinge” @nakedfingers also told me they were diff words
  
• 16:53:52: @EmAgain so can you tell the difference? how does one whinge but not whine?
  
• 16:55:01: @EmAgain sure it’s optional. i was just hangin’ out, whingin’ and whinin’
  
• 16:56:34: @EmAgain btw i wouldnt want any unfrosted cake, not an option for me
  
• 16:58:25: @EmAgain i only recently read that Noah Webster deliberately removed some letters from UK words. he was overruled on some
  
• 17:03:12: @EmAgain lol! that etymology seems to show you added a g, we didnt take it out
  
• 17:04:32: @EmAgain mabe i red that tweet, i think i did get it on twitter
  
• 17:05:38: good enuf 4 me! RT @EmAgain @DyNama Whinging is that on and on thing children do. Whining is in the tone of voice and can be one off. IMO.
  
• 17:09:22: .@EmAgain complex like the word “ghoti”? “gh” as in laugh, “o” as in women, “ti” as in motion, so it’s pronounced “fish”
  
• 17:14:18: @EmAgain i do love it. Richard Lederer has written essays on crazy english, one called “there’s no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant”.
  
• 17:15:54: @EmAgain i would not wish to remove the silent letters in island, debt, straight, &c, that’s it’s heritage
  
• 17:21:47: @EmAgain 1 author said we almost ended up with the word fenister rather than window & who knows why we didint? i find that fascinatin’
  
• 17:25:40: sports guy on @wcpo just said horse’s name was “Kenyatta” rather than “Zenyatta”
  
• 17:28:11: @Jamblasted ya gotta keep up!
  
• 17:30:51: one of you physicists please tell me why the slow leak in my tire is worse in cold weather. something about density?
  
• 20:44:52: actually on 10/28 i got 2 back weeks of unemployment benefits, i hadnt noticed. but today i got denied again
  
• 20:52:24: unemploymt did not address my issue, that my benefit year should not have started the day i got laid off…except they told me i should file
  
• 20:53:42: i didnt actually get laid off on 10/14, i got put on paid involuntary vacation on 10/14. i got laid off on 12/31
  
• 22:30:55: i think it’s ridiculous that so many ppl think they can tell if a woman’s has breast implants at a glance
  
• 22:44:12: who’s the hot brunette in the t-mobile commercials?
  
• 22:44:52: #shutup nutrisystem! of course there’s “no counting, no measuring", the food is pre-counted, pre-measured, & yet “results not typical”
  
• 23:01:05: the 8 nov tv guide says Jay Leno has beat Dave Letterman every week, but Steve Martin just said Dave is № 1 in the ratings
  

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From Twitter 11-04-2010

• 14:06:02: i’d love to see Native Americans start saying “We’re here to take our country back”
  
• 14:08:22: i’m too nice a person to hope several members of Sen Mitch McConnell family have pre-existing conditions
  
• 14:10:11: .@MzStarrBurst whenever i have to eat cereal out of a bundt pan with a ½teaspoon, i know it’s time to do dishes
  
• 14:14:13: I like being married. I just love that new-wife smell. –Steve McGrew
  
• 14:18:33: would any of u eat week-old cream of potato soup?
  
• 14:23:10: RT @Marnus3: McConnell: If Americans told us anything on Tuesday, it's that they want to stay unhealthy and poor. #p2 #GOPFail
  
• 14:31:38: i once had a kink in my shoulder, put on 1 of those chem heating pads. 8hrs of heat didnt help as much as a 15min massage
  
• 19:20:53: just tried 3 prgms to convert a .pdf to .jpgs. 2 ultimately worked the same, extracting images but not the text
  
• 19:24:46: the other one, software995, made .jpgs out of each .pdf page, image+text, but it put a white border around each page →
  
• 19:28:14: i have to manually trim off the border before i can join .jpgs that are supposed to be dbl-page pictures
  
• 19:30:29: the 1st prgms, some pdf [sic] image extractr, or online at sciweavers.org, don’t put a border, so images can easily be joined w/irfanview
  
• 19:41:20: .@Hot_tober that’s a Native American line that the Tea Party has appropriated
  
• 20:08:53: #shutup target! life is not so quid pro quo
  
• 20:20:44: what happened to Wendy, Hodge’s girlfriend & fellow lab rat, on CSI?
  
• 21:37:49: i have been having battery probs w/my laptop again. it’s been hibernating & even shutting down every so often from low battery
  
• 21:39:17: i just now found the plug hanging half out of the wall. maybe that’ll help
  
• 22:17:58: The top 1% of Americans have received about 40% of the benefits of the Bush tax cuts. –Robert Reich RobertReich.org
  
• 22:20:19: Bill Clinton wasnt reelected in 1996 because he moved to the center. He was reelected because the economy had come roaring back to life.
  
• 23:21:58: it’s down to a trickle all right RT @NaijaCandy @MzStarrBurst @DyNama trickle down theory *_*
  
• 23:24:17: cool, the chemistry of Glow Sticks! http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-Glow-Sticks/
  

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From Twitter 11-03-2010

• 00:00:51: agreed RT @Cozelle Don’t much like @ABC’s “What Would You Do” show. Something unethical about screwing with people’s emotions like that.
  
• 00:09:00: how many places did Meg Whitman fall on the richest Americans list?
  
• 00:23:48: RT @jaketapper: last time a write-in candidate won a Senate race, the Giants won the World Series
  
• 00:29:25: Check this video out -- Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell http://t.co/NtgbdHf via @youtube
  
• 01:10:30: in America, elevators carry 325 million ppl a day, most popular form of transportation second only to cars
  
• 09:25:53: i hate commercials that have no focus & have a msg that’s hard to discern, so i really despise a current fedex commercial
  
• 11:34:29: Dems could now refuse to deal w/the Repubs in the House…but they won’t. they aren’t like that
  
• 11:36:42: the Dems won all the matches spotlighted on @CNN this whole season, never said 1 word about Feingold being in trouble. pretty bad reporting
  
• 11:38:28: #shutup polident! soaking cant compare to scrubbing for cleaning, & ur worst case for scratching dentures is bad breath? nutz
  
• 11:41:47: #shutup trx on @wcpo! a rope would do the same thing.
  
• 11:54:58: @nathicana i’d rather get followed by bad advertising bots
  
• 13:55:11: China is the world’s largest producer of cotton, followed by India and USA
  
• 13:56:23: RT @AaronMFlynn: Reality Check: 27 of the 39 Democrats to vote against Health Care Reform lost their seats last night.
  
• 13:58:55: RT @AtheistQOTD: "The many absurd mythologies of the Bible simply don't withstand scrutiny." Jackie Annesley
  
• 14:01:10: RT @AtheistQOTD: "The Church, like tobacco creates a need for itself." Anon.
  
• 14:02:49: Now we have the best Congress special interests can buy
  
• 14:07:51: neither the Repubs nor the Tea Party have a plan for boosting the economy
  
• 14:15:00: We know the Tea Party can campaign. Now the question is, can they govern? –@BrookeBCNN
  
• 14:20:50: In 1857, the English Obscene Publications Act (1857) criminalized the sale of ‘obscene libel’ but “obscene” wouldnt be defined until 1868
  
• 17:20:52: lol RT @MzStarrBurst I’m going to the Sixers game. I’m excited. hope I catch a fly ball!
  
• 17:22:42: what are “complications from dementia”?
  
• 17:30:50: isnt that all in his head? RT @JesusWife RT @DyNama: what are “complications from dementia”? / My hubby’s diagnosis.
  
• 17:48:42: #shutup @kashi! why should i eat ur cereal w/as much protein as an egg when i can just have an egg?
  

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