From Twitter 08-02-2010

• 12:12:39: offering a child $5 for clean urine is illegal but it’s not molestation
  
• 12:22:08: a cheeseburger is actually a rich source of nutrition
  
• 12:24:45: every time they mention iPhone, HLN uses stock footage that shows an iPhone screen with 1 icon eating another icon
  
• 12:28:01: the media built up Chelsea Clinton’s wedding w/unfounded rumors & is now disappointed none of them were true
  
• 12:45:37: “…if diet and exercise aren’t enough…” the fact is they are *never* enough!
  
• 15:05:27: no, HLN, i don’t actually recognize “snookie” or know who she is
  
• 16:43:42: whoever had the idea that Turkey Hill ice cream should make commercials like school plays should be fired
  
• 16:47:34: an adult’s life is not worth less than a child’s
  
• 16:59:34: Nick Lachy says FACT: a cinnamon roll has 2 stix of butter in it. me, i doubt it
  
• 17:06:02: i predict a rash of spouses accidentally drowning in their bathtubs in Cincinnati
  
• 17:08:27: i think of myself as a mature person then i do something silly like try to piss a hair off the toilet bowl rim
  
• 17:13:06: i’ve invented a new convenience product, easily prepared in a microwave w/o much smell or flammability. i call it “Meth For Two”
  
• 17:15:49: @santasdevil that’s what i thought…afterwards
  
• 17:18:53: @santasdevil that’s a clever idea. no, my cats would play with it! lol
  
• 17:24:18: .@Tim_in_CT i’ve been unemployed 9 months too. pass me a COLD BEER‼
  
• 17:25:24: Meijer, i *did* used to get that excited about new school supplies!
  
• 17:27:22: when one gets dentures, do the teeth have to be perfect? or can they make them look like your old teeth?
  
• 17:55:26: Diane Sawyer on @ABCNews talking about which religions drink more and mentioned Atheists. 20% of “others” & Atheists say they dont drink
  
• 18:11:14: consumer reporter, talking about store brands, said dont bother w/cheap potato chips. i dont find name brand worth the difference
  
• 18:23:52: every tv cop has worked 20hr days, been a loner, & laffed off gunshot wounds. i wish occasionally for a diff type of cop on tv
  
• 20:20:01: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
  
• 20:21:29: i heard once that open-all-night store are illegal in Germany. is that true?
  

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