- 10:49:20: current attitude is that everyone MUST be striving to live as long as possible; worse, it is being codified into law, all bad habits→illegal
- 10:53:12: #shutup yoplait! she isnt eating key lime pie, she’s eating key lime pie flavored yogurt. let’s eat flavored goo instead of the real thing
- 10:58:06: despite constant harping by “experts”, we resist unintuitive messages condemning tasty foods as unhealthy
- 11:04:58: Pakistan is the Snooki of world nations
- 11:30:55: the yellowpages app on my cell phone is worthless
- 11:32:10: i’d uninstall 2/3 of the apps that came with my phone but they’re in rom so i can’t
- 11:34:05: 20/20 says there has never been a second-generation serial killer
- 11:42:32: i somewhat arbitrarily chose zi.ma as my link-shortener, so why am i irritated when it no longer works?
- 12:00:14: the constant stream of live musicals for children is irritating, becuz they are actually sold to parents w/adult marketing
- 20:00:05: @Hot_tober it doesnt find anything! i even searched for "grocery" & it found nothing!
- 20:01:50: @Hot_tober that's what ppl said to a woman who just found out her father was a serial killer, that it must not be genetic
- 20:04:25: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). http://4sq.com/djdxPJ
- 20:18:27: nobody i know is here :( (@ Alley 21) http://4sq.com/aqBq03
- 20:20:48: there had been an idea that some classmates arriving early for 2mrro's reunion might go out for a drink; they didn't come here
- 20:23:25: so i'll just drink my beer here at Alley 21 and enjoy the evening. 3 tables are occupied by stag men
- 20:32:48: i chose alley 21 cuz i figured there'd be fewer biker types here. 3 just came in & sat at the table next to me
- 20:52:21: @QuackityQ ppl wearing a leather vest--all 3 are!
- 20:53:45: they cranked up the music 15 minutes ago & lots of young men have arrived, precious few women
- 20:55:16: @QuackityQ the 4th isnt...but he's wearing a Harley t-shirt!
- 21:17:07: just ran into the son of a guy i worked with who killed his wife and himself! Jessie's in computers, Amber's in NH w/3 kids,...
- 21:18:34: Wes is under house arrest "naturally", Casey works at Eastgate Cheeseburger Paradise
- 21:22:13: i'm probably the oldest guy out here
- 21:23:19: the biker types just left...on their noisy bikes
- 21:46:32: my brown neighbor ladies are sitting on their porch so i'm getting some company
- 21:48:51: @VariantVal u didnt forget me but i thot i'd say "luv ya too" #FF
- 21:57:01: @VariantVal well me too, i just spent an hour at a bar but no one showed up
- 22:27:40: the twitter app on my phone, @snaptu, is great, but i cant @twitpic on it or #fixreplies
- 22:30:41: i sent some #FF love to @VariantVal a few min ago but twitter app sent it as reply so no one saw it unless they were already following her!
- 22:36:09: @VariantVal i’m still figuring out the twitter app on my new phone. they all have idiosyncrasies
- 22:37:55: @Hot_tober it’s not really a smart phone so the apps are pretty limited
- 22:39:26: .@Hot_tober you’d probably like Dexter Jr.
- 22:41:47: @VariantVal when i signed up for twitter, they told me tweeting while on the go is where the fun is! aint we got fun!
- 22:44:46: @Hot_tober Dexter is a tv show, Dexter Jr would be about his son, also a serial killer
- 22:46:51: @VariantVal i’m suffering from a severe fun deficiency lol, but my hi school reunion is 2mrro‼ yay!
- 22:49:23: @Hot_tober me neither actually. we were talking about 2nd-gen serial killers so HBO is prob working on Dexter Jr but it’s not on yet
- 22:54:15: .@VariantVal being a bitch is hard work, isnt it! i’m sure ur good at it…wait, is that a compliment?
- 23:02:38: @VariantVal i wouldnt know, i’m nice 24/7/365 lol! that’s prob why ppl walk all over me!
- 23:12:29: @VariantVal paid lawn mower boy last wk for a mow, he only mowed ½, now the rest is a foot tall. do i say anything? not yet :(
- 23:15:31: i’m with Regis, i don’t eat muscles, clams, or oysters either
- 23:17:12: @VariantVal i’ll try to bargain w/him (he’s 10) but 1. he’s the only person offering to mow & 2. it’s illegal not to mow
- 23:18:15: @VariantVal mowing last time was called on account of darkness, havent seen him since
- 23:22:25: @Hot_tober havent had any of them. like Regis said on Letterman just now, they just dont look appetizing to me
- 23:23:59: @VariantVal he’s a born huckster, comes by it honestly: his dad is a mechanic
- 23:27:08: this German news on DW-TV treats soccer news like it’s news rather than sports
- 23:29:03: .@Hot_tober you say oyster shots?
- 23:34:11: RT @Shoq: Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.~Sharon Stone
- 23:57:39: @Hot_tober i’d need another glass so i can spit them back up!
- 23:58:43: actually new pantene, the girl with big frizzy hair is hot!
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