- 05:29:32: this getting up early is for the birds
- 06:33:31: @Mrs_Skwirl42 lol
- 06:34:58: i got to the pickup place before everybody else, even the driver. now Mary & Larry are late
- 09:34:35: at the District Lions Convention, we are electing new officers
- 16:27:11: so i told twitter a year ago or so about one of my neighbors running off with his son's wife. i have some updates
- 16:29:03: that neighbor's wife divorced him and married the guy across the street, who may or may not be gay. the son got a divorce & has remarried
- 16:30:16: the neighbor & the former daughter-in-law are getting married this summer & will take back the family home
- 16:32:23: i had never talked to the former dau-in-law till today. she was actually pretty attractive & shapely & nice to talk to
- 16:34:44: so the neighbor will live next door to his parents, across the street from his ex-wife & also across from their daughter & grandchildren
- 16:36:43: @VioletteHour i'm just this minute gossiping about a neighbor who ran off with his daughter-in-law!
- 21:35:58: RT @VioletteHour: The difference between 3G and 4G? 1G.
Any questions? - 23:35:34: cousin: from L. consobrinus "cousin," originally "mother's sister's son," from sobrinus "cousin on mother's side," from soror "sister."
- 23:37:46: "Birth certificate, Trump roast, and Bin Laden's head all in one week! THROW IT DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT. THROW IT DOWN! --@TheBillWalton
- 23:49:56: #reds have given up runs in the 1st inning of 12 of their 1st 16 games
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