Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:57 self-help gurus have no shame. they have no problem w/the fact ppl most likely to buy their new book are the same who bot their last book #
• 00:59 @wakeuptay i put "this line deliberately left blank." #
• 01:01 @Evolution_Child i put "this line deliberately left blank." #
• 01:12 @Evolution_Child that's good too :) #
• 01:19 @vika7 fantastic! will u get to do some sightseeing? #
• 01:28 @Evolution_Child i had to be a little subtle cuz some who i've never told i'm an #atheist will look at the page #
• 02:27 In a story about #SarahPalin, #FoxNews uses a pic of #TinaFey instead! t.co/PqRskuL #
• 02:33 #god *could* prove her/himself to all the #skeptics beyond a shadow of a doubt if s/he wanted. s/he is all-powerful, all-knowing, no? #
• 02:34 all #god would have to do to prove her/his existance is defy a natural law. the easiest & least ambiguous would be the law of gravity #
• 02:36 #god should fly without lift & thrust, land without acceleration of gra vity, & cause 1000s of things to do it too #
• 02:43 4x, #god should cause everything dropped to pause mid-fall to trace a "G" before resuming it's straight path to the ground. *everything!* #
• 03:20 (note: i use "4x" as an abbreviation for "for example"--i even did that in writing in the good ol' days) #
• 03:21 i doubt we'll be using The Cloud to store our porn any time soon #
• 11:40 evidence against #CaseyAnthony incl google searches for chloroform & neck-breaking. now my computer has those searches on it too #
• 11:59 #shutup #experts! is there actually any evidence that bad guys use facebook & twitter to find out whether ur home? #
• 12:38 i've never had an opinion about whether someone would make a good parent. i have no idea what makes a good one. #
• 12:48 Love this Birdbrains strip on @GoComics t.co/pNGYVrQ ◊ lol for #atheist s #
• 14:10 i think the #iPad developers got the idea from #StarTrek #
• 14:14 First man 'functionally cured' of HIV yhoo.it/mBR2GU "Since HIV was discovered 30yrs ago this week, 30million ppl have died from it" #
• 14:14 @katmandelstein i wonder if anyone is working on that?! #
• 16:29 if i owned a small business, i would establish w/my employees a multiple of their salaries as my salary, eg 3 times the senior employees #
• 16:46 "@DyNama thanks for the tweet!"--@danijesuscosio ◊ you are very welcome, gorgeous! #
• 16:59 wow, i just got a tweet from a supermodel, @danijesuscosio! a hypermodel even! i put 9 pix of her in my wallpaper slideshow! #
• 18:51 melanoma does not come from sunshine, at least not in a linear way. ur risk does *not* vary directly w/ur sun exposure #
• 18:54 if #melanoma risk did vary directly w/sun exposure, it would be nicknamed "farmers disease" or "lifeguards disease"…but it's not #
• 18:56 i would hate my lawn without dandelions #whatswrongwithme #
• 19:00 i'm too polite to tweet pix of my privates without asking #
• 19:24 @Mrs_Skwirl42 i think so too, and clovers too, but i just saw a commercial about "killing dandelions DEAD!" #
• 19:28 i got one of those dusters specifically for my laptop keyboard & now i dust it several times a day #
• 19:30 #shutup #multigraincheerios! there may be an *association* betw ppl who eat whole grains & lower weight but a *correlation* is riduculous #
• 20:24 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) 4sq.com/lGqykG #
• 20:28 ran into a member of my #LionsClub here at @mcdonals. Ozzie is 96yrs old, still gets around! #
• 20:32 if @McDonalds had a microwave in the customer area, i'd use it. and possibly buy more food #
• 23:33 here's a wallpaper i made from @danijesuscosio's #Pantene commercial that i think is *very* sexy! twitpic.com/58365s #
• 23:38 Tagged: @danijesuscosio - twitpic.com/58365s #
• 23:41 twitpic.com/58365s - actually my wallpaper is 1600pixels wide. somewhere along the way the pic got resized. #
• 23:46 tonight #KatieCouric is on #JayLeno and #MeredithViera is on #DaveLetterman #
• 23:51 #Wendys slogan "You know when it's real.™" doesnt actually say you can get anything real at Wendys #
• 23:54 #DaveLetterman's writing is terrible #

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