Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 23:51 #Wendys slogan "You know when it's real.™" doesnt actually say you can get anything real at Wendys #
• 23:54 #DaveLetterman's writing is terrible #
• 00:02 ask any long-time #teacher: #highschool is no fun any more #
• 02:15 it's none of my business how people treat their spouses. finding out someone cheated on their spouse would not change my opinion of them #
• 02:41 Iranian women's soccer team forfeits 2012 qualifier over head scarves t.co/GTjAFp6 #
• 02:47 @cherokee_autumn didnt some big-name basketball player get fined for wearing the wrong color shoes? still a uniform is a uniform #
• 04:00 Check Out The Incredible Leopard-Print #Heels #SarahPalin Wore On Long Island in Feb - hubba hubba! t.co/pz13gHW via @bi_politics #
• 10:38 meh. cruising the net, sexting the ladies, it was just a hobby. no big deal. everybody does it. #Weinergate #
• 10:44 using fancy statistical techniques to torture tiny "possible effects" out of ludicrously inadequate data sets is fundamentally fraudulent. #
• 11:19 the only thing about #TimGunn's commercial that's a "major wow factor" is her chest #
• 11:29 the worst thing about sending body pix is that is shows a basic misunderstanding of women #Weinergate #
• 11:37 it's human nature to deny at first an accusation that one considers humiliating. "did you eat the entire quart of ice cream?" #
• 12:23 cool! just found out supermodel #BrooklynDecker is an #Ohioan, from #Middletown! @BrooklynDecker #
• 14:44 @LHopeD no, not yet #
• 15:12 yep, #JennyCraig works. all u have to do is give up ur autonomy, and any maternal, nurturing urges u have #
• 15:26 yes, that's @MikeRowe's real parents in the #Viva commercial #
• 15:43 the murderer of #LisaKimmel, the #LilMiss case, is the only person on #Wyoming's #DeathRow #
• 15:46 my late friend Angie had a self-store unit that was practically empty. she just wanted a key to get in to the facility to dumpster dive #
• 15:49 my college roommate died "suddenly" last Nov at the age of 58. i havent found out how he died yet #
• 15:52 "if we're losing water, why dont we just drink water?" in fact you're not losing water. OTOH #water tastes better than #sportsdrinks #
• 16:02 woman on #ColdCaseFiles murdered her 1st 4 babies at birth but went on to have 8 more children #
• 16:48 personally i think #EllenDegeneres is a terrific comic, a so-so talk show hostess, and a terrible spokeswoman for makeup #
• 17:02 there are 4.6 unemployed ppl for every job opening/ a healthy ratio is 2 to 1 #
• 17:38 @accretor agreed. havent heard of her doing any lately. when she's on leno or letterman she does a little #
• 18:05 our tax burden is at a 6-decade low! YES NEW TAXES! #
• 19:10 for all i know, celebs who cheat tell their spouses about it. i wouldnt automatically presume the spouse was betrayed #
• 19:12 3 decades ago i was recruited as a "companion" (intellectual not sexual) for a woman by her husband so he could have girlfriends #
• 22:58 there are 2--count 'em, 2--bald women on #TheVoice! #
• 23:00 @accretor #RosieODonnell was also a very good stand-up comedian #
• 23:05 i was doing nothing, then my 11yo neighbor came over to mow my lawn, offered to trim bushes. i ended up cutting more bushes than he #
• 23:07 then i chipped in a few $$$ & got invited to his house for dinner. his 7yo sister has, i think, a crush on me, made me a smore #
• 23:13 so i've been visiting w/the kids & their parents all eve, pretty nice. i took over a btl of wine, livingston cellars chablis blush #
• 23:15 nobody else (grown-ups) had wine. the dad had beer #
• 23:17 i only trimmed weeds for a half hour but i was drenched w/sweat. afterwards i rinsed in cold water as usual in case of poison ivy #
• 23:24 keep babies out of sun completely so they lower risk of #melanoma later in life? nonsense! how could that ever be proven? #
• 23:26 ask 40yo's w/ #melanoma if they were ever sunburned as a kid? 100% were & they'd have no memory before 4yo #
• 23:31 asking lung cancer patients if they smoked does *not* prove a correlation betw #cancer & #smoking. #
• 23:32 that doesnt look at smokers who didnt get cancer--maybe that's a majority, who knows? #
• 23:33 in the same way, asking #melanoma victims if they were ever sunburned does not prove a correlation #

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