From Twitter 01-06-2011

• 09:33:10: my lupus neighbor Angie called this morn at 730a (!) to leave a voicemail thanking me for being a good friend & saying she had a cold
  
• 09:35:23: she actually thinks a cold is good, shows she’s still alive, seeing as how a week ago she was given last rites
  
• 09:49:36: the notion humans could evolve a need for vegetables in our diet when we dont actually like them is ridiculous
  
• 11:28:58: school-based obesity interventions have a long & unbroken record of failure in reducing childhood obesity. --Gard (2010)
  
• 11:36:15: @davesib you aren’t checking your mentions :(
  
• 12:46:55: whew, tough day at the mall. i was stranded for almost an hour when the escalator got stuck
  
• 12:50:18: @davesib, how come u cant remember to check twitter every day the same way u used to check icq for msgs from me?
  
• 12:54:45: “…it was inaccurate to claim…that modern children were less physically active than children of prev generations.” pg2 http://j.mp/9zFQAb
  
• 12:55:30: @QuackityQ i sometimes recycle my more clever tweets if i don’t get any reaction lol
  
• 12:56:58: @QuackityQ too clever for words?
  
• 13:16:47: do unvaccinated kids get autism?
  
• 13:20:57: showing a researcher might be biased is not sufficient reason to discard his research
  
• 13:44:46: Obama’s chief of staff resigns to run for an office held by a Daley and is replaced by another Daley?
  
• 20:14:06: got a call from my lupus neighbor: the gf that visited her while i was there last night is in jail!
  
• 20:15:04: that gf, Tammy, was arrested today w/her husband & her brother stealing copper wire from a building
  
• 20:16:15: bail+cost of monitoring house arrest = $400 each. they don’t have it. i’m glad they don’t have my number
  
• 22:05:46: used the temperature probe in my microwave for the 1st time in a decade
  
• 22:09:28: also got a call today from Jeannie. the high school is going to stop all groups from meeting in the school during the school day–incl Leos
  

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From Twitter 01-05-2011

• 01:25:43: ,@AndyRichter was king of his high school prom
  
• 01:48:50: my mom is 2 years younger than @DickClark and 2 years older than @LarryKing
  
• 03:17:01: product downsizing has gone too far! there's only 11 eggs in the carton!
  
• 03:23:17: androgynous, from andro=man, gyn=woman, gender ambiguous
  
• 03:25:49: i’m going to have to reboot sooner or later, if only to change the function keys from the multimedia functions
  
• 03:31:44: the odds that someone can be so allergic to peanuts that smelling it on another's breath can cause allergic reaction are microscopic
  
• 03:49:08: let's see, somebody invented a disease, P.A.D., that may have no symptoms, and we're supposed to worry?
  
• 03:54:19: i'd be stunned to find that life insurance ads on tv get any phone calls at all
  
• 04:06:15: you can be fired for something you did, not in secret, 4 years ago?
  
• 10:39:54: #shutup @freshpet! “u dont feed ur family from a bag…” oh yeah? what about cereal?
  
• 10:45:36: Twitter's own share button http://t.co/Qb3Y6i4
  
• 10:48:47: RT @MzStarrBurst I really love my hair and chocolatey skin. i mean, i’d probably enjoy being white for other reasons, but im happy black.
  
• 10:49:31: @MzStarrBurst yum, chocolate!
  
• 10:54:29: @MzStarrBurst no, it’s good to be happy! luuuuu
  
• 11:01:15: i hate commercials in which they splice together multiple ppl saying 1 sentence
  
• 11:05:15: @Zoe_E_W wow, u earn a whole 69¢ selling a book? nice!
  
• 11:07:10: good question RT @MzStarrBurst Why remove nigger from books when black people won’t even stop calling themselves that?
  
• 11:08:52: @MzStarrBurst u should say “no, ‘M’ as in ‘money’”
  
• 11:11:08: @Zoe_E_W Richard #Castle says “2 types of ppl think about how to kill ppl, criminals & writers. i’m the type that pays better,”
  
• 11:12:39: what’s next, removing “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah” from the cartoon?
  
• 11:25:54: @MeganVStefan yes, that is bad lol. having strong maternal urge?
  
• 11:32:01: @HairySucker around her petunia, eh? lol
  
• 11:33:26: RT @BrittOH You can walk down the street fully clothed, bundled up even, and a man will still look at you like you’re completely naked! Ew.
  
• 11:34:00: @BrittOH ‘twas always thus!
  
• 11:37:33: looked good today, @RobinMeade!
  
• 11:39:04: i missed the joke betw @RobinMeade and @RaferWeigelHLN in which Robin told us to “look it up, ppl” :(
  
• 11:40:17: @claudiajordan i’m POSITIVE this year is going to suck! lol
  
• 12:05:50: 112th congress is going to be a joke, a debacle. junior congresspeople have no power
  
• 12:07:52: and #Ohioans are going to be really sorry @JohnKasich was ever their governor
  
• 12:22:15: .@ThinkAtheist i *do* remember when @Discovery was about science & education *sob*
  
• 12:14:03: no one has used the “healthy lifestyle” to actually be measurably healthier
  
• 12:16:58: @kimcountry105 oh, temperature?
  
• 14:07:54: 1 in 10 #Americans are out of work, but 4 in 10 do not have a job
  
• 14:08:37: RT @66Betty: That speech was the embodiment of class and dignity; our former Speaker is justifiably proud of her accomplishments. Thanks ...
  
• 14:10:34: RT @lizzwinstead: Pelosi liting all the good Boehner wants to undo #BoehnerSpeaks #YouCried!
  
• 14:19:03: RT @wafflesgirls: pretty sure some potato chip companies purposely put 2-3 unflavored chips in the center of each bag to save money
  
• 14:56:20: re cutting the fed budget: the Gulf War is not in the budget, so cuts will be have to made somewhere else
  
• 16:12:11: RT @DigitalGodess: Everythings been said before, because nobody listens we have to go back to the beginning. Andre Gide
  
• 16:13:53: RT @CrispySea: Every 10 minutes 150 children die of starvation. http://www.unicef.org.uk/Donate/Donate-Now/ #HumanRights #Truth
  
• 16:18:21: you’re so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you
  
• 16:32:57: it sure could be RT @Zoe_E_W @DyNama Ah, Carly always confounds me. I know it isn’t about me..but it could be.
  
• 16:47:55: There is only one group of people who can pay for anything at this point: the wealthy. | | AlterNet http://bit.ly/ePhr39
  
• 16:51:34: RT @LibertyBelle4: I may tune out on politics for the next year or so. I feel sick in the pit of my stomach listening to #GOP lies, bull ...
  
• 18:28:04: @RobinMeade @RaferWeigelHLN ah, i didn’t know that! i turned up the volume but i just couldn’t make out what you said.
  
• 18:30:58: @RobinMeade @RaferWeigelHLN (i tape an hour of Morning Express in case i don’t get up in time!)
  
• 18:46:06: @RaferWeigelHLN i didnt know u had been an actor! i checked ur filmography & i haven’t seen any of ur tv shows or movies :(
  
• 18:51:56: a show about big lottery winners asked one how many came w/her to the lottery tv show? 11. how many of them are stiil friends? 0
  
• 19:34:24: Gerry Rafferty’s City To City is one of my all-time favorite albums. “Baker Street”, “Right Down the Line”, other great songs.
  
• 20:26:49: got invite from my lupus neighbor to visit! a week ago she was given last rites, now she's back home!
  
• 20:27:24: i'm cooking her dinner, going to visit for a few hours
  
• 20:28:46: she's nauseous from drugs, otherwise she's in good shape
  
• 23:08:14: i was the first Angie had over to visit, but eventually another neighbor, a gf, came over, so i took my leave
  

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From Twitter 01-04-2011

• 00:01:37: @Hot_tober yep, i dont need much...but i'd probably go out & get a high-maintenance girlfriend!
  
• 00:05:26: @Hot_tober money cant buy happiness...but it can sure rent you a good time!
  
• 01:15:29: #JayLeno was new, #DaveLetterman was new, @jimmyfallon was new, #conan was a repeat
  
• 09:53:36: school-based obesity programs have a long & unbroken record of failure in reducing childhood obesity. --Gard (2010)
  
• 10:37:35: i wonder if i won a multi-million dollar lottery, if i could hold my own lottery to give some of it away
  
• 10:42:41: @WongoWoman can u give huge money to total strangers? do ppl who get $100 from secret santa have to declare the $$$ to the IRS?
  
• 11:05:10: i was reading the summary of last night's #House which mentions "massage therapist" at the exact mo someone on tv said the phrase
  
• 11:07:50: #Oprah's proteges, Dr Phil, Dr Oz, Suze Orman, show what a good eye for talent she has. #fairygodmother
  
• 11:15:08: a cynical person might think that giving a lot of druggies large amounts of money would cause a significant number of ODs
  
• 11:50:50: aaah, yes, those were good times! RT @MzStarrBurst remember this :-| http://twitpic.com/1x2nbm
  
• 11:58:40: yes, but u hit 150k w/o a tremble! RT @MzStarrBurst @DyNama lol! remember how I wouldnt tweet cuz I was scared to hit 100k? smh
  
• 12:01:36: my favorite blog, JunkFoodScience, an obesity-skeptic blog, stopped updating a year ago junkfoodscience.blogspot.com
  
• 12:02:54: i can’t find any other blogs like #junkfoodscience! how could there be only one?! that is extraordinary!
  
• 13:09:40: nonsense, @alivelshi, we are healthier than we’ve ever been!
  
• 13:15:54: ha! @alivelshi just used my tweet on @cnn!
  
• 13:22:34: this new #Dell #laptop is great, but Dell plays down the function keys to use them as multi-media controls. i can barely read the labels
  
• 13:23:50: @alivelshi i liked how you thanked them for not being too alarmist
  
• 17:42:31: when i was a kid, i recall a neighbor hating on the 1000s of noisy & dirty blackbirds perching in his trees.
  
• 17:44:04: if he could’ve killed them en masse i think he would’ve. he banged pots, slapped a 2x8 of the sidewalk, fired a cannon
  
• 17:57:55: my lupus neighbor found out she had double pneumonia, not shingles! she’s coming home 2mrro
  
• 18:03:23: want some? RT @knitterplease Sorry, guys, I was a little dishonest in pursuit of a joke. I don't have porn *or* erotica. I'm boring.
  
• 18:17:17: Angie is kicking the other guy Danny to the curb
  
• 18:18:51: beautiful doggy! RT @KyeLani http://twitpic.com/3n2wmk
  
• 18:47:47: news is saying #facebook worth $50billion. they don’t have that much worth of assets, so where is that money exactly?
  
• 18:53:40: the odds of winning the megamillion jackpot is 1 in 176million
  
• 18:58:56: nomnomnom RT @Jamblasted Shells, zucchini, spinach, chunky pasta sauce. http://plixi.com/p/67910287
  

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From Twitter 01-03-2011

• 03:43:22: I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ewLSjZ
  
• 03:43:22: need some groceries (@ Walmart) http://4sq.com/g0SNlL
  
• 03:46:26: everybody talks about "slashing govt spending" but nobody actually does it. ever.
  
• 03:47:40: alas, i dont write my shopping list on 1 of my thousdands of post-its, i put it in a memo in my phone
  
• 04:14:54: u will NOT lose 10lbs a yr just by replacing 3tsp of sugar a day w/#Splenda
  
• 04:23:05: i tried trimming my eyebrows, but i think i really butchered them this time
  
• 04:31:01: when i got my groceries home, i discovered the bottle of milk was leaking
  
• 11:32:27: i didn't know the drill instructor/therapist in the @geico ad was an actor. i shouldve recognized him as House's father
  
• 11:56:33: 4 consecutive Presidents out of 5 had been Governors--Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush43. did they do better than former Senators?
  
• 11:58:46: a banned English word list is an #epic #fail
  
• 12:02:31: the only #NewYearsResolution i make each year is to avoid all #Football games on tv. #FTW!
  
• 14:30:30: I'm at Office Depot (275 Rivers Edge Dr, Milford) http://4sq.com/fQ0A2D
  
• 15:12:54: wow! office depot had some bargains! 2-pack of post-it flag pens for a penny! usb fan for 50c! post-it tape for $1! (just 1 color tho)
  
• 15:14:00: I'm at Target (100 Rivers Edge Dr, at Milford Pkwy, Milford) http://4sq.com/dHtygM
  
• 15:15:05: even a shopping bag marked $3.19 rung up 2.99! http://4sq.com/hjCUC8
  
• 15:16:22: and then the clerk grabbed some things and put them in my bag w/o charging me for them!
  
• 15:44:50: the only thing "mindless" about eating is when u eat tasteless stuff just cuz it's "good for you"
  
• 15:48:16: go ahead and spoil the surprise. did Jack Bauer survive season8 of 24?
  
• 16:33:58: only 1 bargain in target but a fantastic one! 48 eveready gold AA batteries $15 marked down to $3.74!
  
• 18:29:29: just gabbed for 1:39 w/my Lion friend Jeannie
  
• 21:05:13: that does make it funnier RT @Hot_tober @DyNama he was the drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket… That’s the joke, lol
  
• 21:08:23: the very moment i hung up from the phone call from Jeannie, my phone battery went dead
  
• 21:21:08: battery dead, couldn't check in at 629p (@ Office Max) http://4sq.com/gmMcsh
  
• 21:25:07: got here 715ish for some A-1 sliders (@ White Castle) http://4sq.com/geqEgp
  
• 21:28:30: home 9ish (@ Highland County Court House) http://4sq.com/ehMPoi
  
• 21:29:44: my friend Jeannie called while i was pulling into the parking lot of the mall & i sat in the car talking to her!
  
• 21:31:10: Robert E Lee did own the plantation that became Arlington Cemetery but he didnt grow up there, it was his wife's property
  
• 22:23:16: none of Robert E Lee's daughters would marry
  
• 22:45:38: there are more geysers, fumaroles, and hot spots in Yellowstone than in the rest of the world combined
  
• 22:50:33: i luv it too! MT @hyattch For all of those people who are looking for real television that’s smart & funny, why aren’t you wacthing #Castle?
  
• 23:15:58: @Hot_tober i do think that makes it funnier. if they made #geico commercial w/Michael J Fox talking about time travel, that’d be funny, no?
  
• 23:24:39: if u won the #megamillion lottery $290million jackpot & took the monthly payout, u'd get $1million/month for 26yrs
  
• 23:26:30: RT @byepluto: The right-wing hates the ACLU for two reasons: 1) They're pro-civil rights. 2) They have the word "union" in it.
  
• 23:28:59: @HereticChick when i have bronchitis, i have no appetite and no energy
  
• 23:29:56: @Hot_tober nite nite
  
• 23:30:41: @PrettyCakes_ how about ppl who type “coulda”?
  
• 23:44:57: @Hot_tober u'd have to pay taxes. if u take the cash payout, u'd get 1 check for $185million!
  
• 23:46:53: @Hot_tober if i won it, i'm pretty sure i'd give most of it away :) who needs that much money?
  
• 23:59:08: my paycheck used to be marked "2 signatures required for amount over $3000". how many sigs req'd for a $185million check?
  

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From Twitter 01-02-2011

• 11:15:52: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/gbpLJH
  
• 12:45:44: huge family group came in an took over the section i was sitting in. within minutes a whole salad was on the floor
  
• 12:46:48: a kid was being fed by a huge syringe pushing something in a tube in his stomach
  
• 12:47:48: somebody just told me that's the manager's family
  
• 17:57:35: Best gaffe of 2010, Tiger Woods apology: "I'm deeply sorry I got all that poontang."
  
• 18:00:35: @Zoe_E_W you wrote a book?
  
• 18:02:45: @Zoe_E_W cool. murder mysteries?
  
• 18:03:36: oh, fivehead, i get it
  
• 18:17:29: i love #Evernote RT @danamo tried Evernote. not loving so far. too many steps. about to try Instapaper.
  
• 18:20:39: @danamo it's where i keep everything. warranties, login info, research, quotes, jokes, shopping lists. b4 i didnt have any 1 place to put it
  
• 18:22:26: @danamo i do keep a few whole articles in #evernote just in case their webpage disappears
  
• 20:13:43: @amyamazeboobs i am okay, how 'bout you? i've been unemployed for a year, i just putter around on the new laptop i got on xmas eve
  

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From Twitter 01-01-2011

• 00:16:20: Happy New Year, East Coasters!
  
• 00:32:01: sorry #JenniferHudson but you didnt need to transform your look to prove your life had value. now you're just another "skinny" singer
  
• 00:52:40: #NeYo is pretty good
  
• 00:54:40: i heard @timewarner did reach an agreement with #sinclaire so i wont be losing another channel
  
• 01:05:30: Happy New Year, Central!!
  
• 01:06:47: i had an aerosol horn to use at midnight
  
• 01:09:38: @jenny0101 you're a New Year's Baby? Happy Birthday!
  
• 01:20:11: there were 905 twitters in #TimesSq? wow! RT @4sqmobile Happy new years!! happy #2011 (@ New Years 2011 w/ 904 others) http://4sq.com/frVJYP
  
• 01:21:19: if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
  
• 01:22:41: @Jamblasted Happy New Year, Wendy!
  
• 01:28:58: in fact Sept is the most common birth month! RT @WordsOfaHooker Every baby that is conceived tonight is a complete mistake.
  
• 01:32:15: Happy New Year, Britt! RT @brittfromcle2 http://I am drunk
  
• 01:34:01: RT @cottonrc: Hands down, Fuck You by Cee Lo was the best song of 2010. #nowplaying
  
• 01:34:58: @cottonrc even the clean version by Gwenyth Paltrow is good
  
• 01:45:00: lol RT @carissarho My head hurtin'. My bra too tight.... Seriously. *lets the girls hang and fall to the floor*
  
• 01:50:02: RT @SexCigarsBooze New Years Eve is to respectable drunks what April Fools Day is to comedians: Amateur Hour.
  
• 01:50:47: sorry, i've got pink champagne! RT @Tim_in_CT Who is drinking COLD BEER tonight ???
  
• 01:51:27: this song by LaRoux isnt too bad
  
• 01:53:28: more babies in the US are born in Sept than any other month
  
• 02:08:56: Happy New Year, Mountain Time!
  
• 02:09:42: @Bubblypoo Happy New Year, Bubbles!
  
• 02:45:09: i'm having a retina ripple at the mo. i somehow got a flash of light while sitting in my recliner
  
• 02:54:36: everything #DaveLetterman says about nutrition is either wrong or gross exaggeration :(
  
• 03:02:06: Happy New Year, West Coast!
  
• 11:34:49: #JenniferHudson is pushing a new system for @WeightWatchers "cuz it works" even tho the old system was claimed to work too
  
• 13:25:22: Genworth ad asks what if every day felt like New Years Day? then they show various dates in diff formats, & the 1st one is my birthday!
  
• 13:37:10: what is the post of attributing a quote to “Anon”? ur saying idk who said this originally but it wasnt me?
  
• 13:40:26: i saw a tearful interview w/parents who didnt regret raising daughter to be caring & outgoing even tho that lead to #TedBundy killing her
  
• 13:42:28: the new unemploymt extension does not add more weeks of benefits, just gives more time to collect them
  
• 13:44:16: A Year of Fox News' Lies In Review (Media Matters) http://t.co/ggXElvm
  
• 14:25:31: wow, i got a 33min phone call from my dad! that’s pretty long for him! he did have a reason to call: a computer wont boot up :(
  
• 14:26:16: wow! RT @SurlyAmy In honor of Oprah’s new crap channel, I am canceling my cable today.
  
• 14:27:16: 15 Whoppers #Beck Did Not Get Fired For In #2010 http://t.co/LvaLjt0
  
• 15:14:19: @Zoe_E_W attribution is important! for some reason we give more prestige to a quote if someone famous said it
  
• 15:15:22: the ppl who want to put memorials all over are the same ppl who give trophies just for playing
  
• 22:34:40: He who laughs, lasts. --my asshole neighbor Ted
  
• 23:09:54: it was 54°F this morning, now it’s 21°F
  
• 23:16:51: @kellykeelo http://twitpic.com/3m5zg7 - stunning!
  

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From Twitter 12-31-2010

• 03:16:59: tonight i got invited out to friend Jeannie's house to watch a tv show & have some wine. couldnt tweet from her house--weak signal
  
• 03:21:22: Jeannie & I had been good friends, then out of the blue she got angry at me. we didnt talk for 15months.
  
• 03:26:52: since we started talking, she's slowly been warming back up to me. this is our 1st get-together in about 22 months! i'm glad she's back!
  
• 03:31:13: i plan to avoid all football for this entire holliday weekend. scores & highlites are ok. i dont care who wins.
  
• 03:31:31: @Tim_in_CT Happy New BEER!
  
• 03:37:10: RT @ArmyWife8887: #NewYearsResolution To no longer be scared to say I'm an #atheist. #Atheism
  
• 03:39:57: i had 2 glasses of wine at Jeannie's house, about finished me off! not the alcohol, the allergy attack!
  
• 03:41:38: sometimes wine gives me an allergy attack: congestion, sneezing, wheezing. unpredictable. the same wine another day i wont be allergic to
  
• 03:43:58: about ending a sentence w/preposition: "That is the type of pedantic snobbery up with which i will not put." --Winston Churchill
  
• 03:46:47: #shutup @abcworldnews! i don't worry about bacteria. most are benign, just trying to get by like the rest of us
  
• 03:48:59: RT @101er: Don McLean talks about the day the music died. It just so happens it's the same day @LadyGaGa was born. Historical fact, people.
  
• 03:50:02: i personally think Tiger is sandbagging to drive up the odds
  
• 03:54:40: it's about bedtime
  
• 03:59:16: a hero is one who does the right thing even tho there is tremendous cost to do it. everyone else is a good-deed-doer, they're ok too
  
• 11:17:53: price of an instant cappuccino went up to 99c :( (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/dSxArY
  
• 11:42:59: i must admit i didn't know there were #Cincinnati s in Calif, Iowa, & Indiana
  
• 11:45:12: pfui on #bannedwords if the only reason to ban them is cuz u dont like them
  
• 12:02:07: RT @KeithOlbermann: FYI: in reply to "highly ironic that you support Daily Kos yet think Fox News is slanted" I said: Fox News is 100% b ...
  
• 12:17:48: wow @KeithOlbermann gets a lot of insults on twitter!
  
• 12:44:05: @dausonlovi thanx for the #FF and Happy New Year to you & @Breathless74!
  
• 12:52:56: ah crap! i just realised this shirt has button-down collar which i didnt have buttoned. i hate unbuttoned button-down collars
  
• 13:11:50: @Breathless74 thanx, hun! you all settled into ur new place? how are you liking #Illinois?
  
• 13:17:11: @Breathless74 i saw ur tweets about being glad you missed all the snow Maine just got. here we get 16” so rarely that it’s pretty awesome
  
• 13:20:07: yeah, right! RT @Hot_tober Ugh, lol, I have less than 9 hrs to make myself gorgeous…lol… Feels like it’s gonna take a miracle, lol
  
• 13:21:21: RT @calmo: Uninstalling 2010 ███████████████░ 99%
  
• 13:30:02: @amyamazeboobs is that you, IrishAmy? how you been, @freckle_faced?
  
• 13:31:37: about time! RT @Breathless74 Ok, @dausonlovi is looking thru my tumblr making me think some p0rn may be in order soon. What do u all think?
  
• 13:33:59: same here! RT @Breathless74 @EmAgain We wish the same to you and @rxw74
  
• 13:51:12: @nakedfingers shaken, not stirred!
  
• 14:02:25: RT @Vizhnet: 。☆ 。☆。☆
  ★。＼｜／。★
  Happy New Year!
  ★。／｜＼。★
  。☆。 。☆。
  ☆。 ★。 ☆”
  
• 14:19:08: just called my lupus neighbor Angie in Bethesda North Hospital in #Cincinnati. she’s out of #ICU, may come home in 5-10 days
  
• 14:21:05: @Breathless74 did you get the job?
  
• 14:21:39: @QuackityQ Happy New Year, QQ!
  
• 14:38:46: terrific! congrats! RT @Breathless74 @DyNama YES!!
  
• 14:43:33: @katmandelstein http://www.welcometolegs.com is awesome!!
  
• 14:57:48: @HairySucker ouch!
  
• 15:01:01: luv champaign, got some chilling RT @QuackityQ U r drinking 4 me... RT @zuzurachel: WHY AM i DRINKING CHAMPAGNE?
  
• 15:01:44: RT @AustinPixels: 2011 is prime and is the sum of 11 consecutive primes: 157 + 163 + 167 + 173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193 + 197 + 199 + 211
  
• 15:02:14: RT @olerafa: 2010 Grand Slam winning percentage: Nadal, .962; @serenawilliams, .947; Federer, .870; @Clijsterskim, .867; Djoković, .826; ...
  
• 15:59:23: @BonnieWeather Happy New Year, Bonnie!
  
• 16:06:21: RT @jodotcom: Keith Olbermann Calls Fox News “100% Bullshit,” Media Matters Proves He's Right | AlterNet http://ow.ly/1rZ3Lb
  
• 18:32:21: it’s pretty cute how @nbcnews works photo captions into the photo itself
  
• 18:35:47: RT @ItsReeema: Ima rt coutney's tweets from that night she went in on Cedes tinychat friends
  
• 18:36:47: i tweeted earlier about not knowing there were #cincinnati s outside of #ohio. #wikipedia doesn’t even have a page for cincinnati, arkansas
  
• 18:38:08: @EmAgain same to ya, Emma! Happy New Year to you & your family!
  
• 19:41:27: @Hot_tober @AustinPixels maybe that’s always been a little-known fact about the number 2011 #NYE #HNY
  
• 19:44:40: diamonds are forever…and so are diets. to keep lost weight off, you have to diet for the rest of your life
  
• 19:48:10: #2010 was the 1st year since i was 13 that i didnt work a single day @Tim_in_CT
  
• 19:49:16: you rang? yeah, i know, COLD BEER! RT @Tim_in_CT @DyNama
  
• 19:55:33: suffering an injury from working out is not “if” but “when”
  
• 19:58:04: you’re already 90% there! RT @Spankss Getting pretty ;)
  
• 20:54:48: @DriveMeWilddd07 maybe s/he's abbreviating "Happy New Year's Day"
  
• 20:59:40: @Jamblasted too bad you cant get low-calorie vodka!
  
• 21:01:51: @Jamblasted great! you can have more drinks!
  
• 21:03:34: @jodotcom Happy New Year to you too!
  
• 21:15:59: i’m ripping all my episodes on #Monk to my computer in case my cable drops the #Sinclair #Cincinnati station i watch reruns on
  
• 22:09:33: i’ve broken out the champagne!
  
• 22:12:47: RIP Discovery Health Channel, which becomes the Oprah Winfrey Network 2mrro
  
• 22:32:11: i’ve broken out the champagne! PIC http://twitpic.com/3lukda
  
• 23:18:44: my #Pantech Link phone has no way to send pics free so i have to take out the SD card and put it in my computer to get the pics
  
• 23:21:35: i didnt install the software for my #DSL on my new computer, i just plugged it in and let win7 find some
  
• 23:27:31: pretty kewl! new computer has slot for SD cards!
  
• 23:28:01: RT @ArmyWife8887: Let's make 2011 the most #ProChoice New Year ever!! Keep abortions safe & legal!!!
  
• 23:33:53: i had a 1-in-a-million chance to get a last minute invitation for a drink at midnight so i was ready, but alas...
  
• 23:47:22: i actually like #NKOTB and #BackstreetBoys but i hate medleys that dont play enuf of each song
  

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