From Twitter 01-05-2011

• 01:25:43: ,@AndyRichter was king of his high school prom
  
• 01:48:50: my mom is 2 years younger than @DickClark and 2 years older than @LarryKing
  
• 03:17:01: product downsizing has gone too far! there's only 11 eggs in the carton!
  
• 03:23:17: androgynous, from andro=man, gyn=woman, gender ambiguous
  
• 03:25:49: i’m going to have to reboot sooner or later, if only to change the function keys from the multimedia functions
  
• 03:31:44: the odds that someone can be so allergic to peanuts that smelling it on another's breath can cause allergic reaction are microscopic
  
• 03:49:08: let's see, somebody invented a disease, P.A.D., that may have no symptoms, and we're supposed to worry?
  
• 03:54:19: i'd be stunned to find that life insurance ads on tv get any phone calls at all
  
• 04:06:15: you can be fired for something you did, not in secret, 4 years ago?
  
• 10:39:54: #shutup @freshpet! “u dont feed ur family from a bag…” oh yeah? what about cereal?
  
• 10:45:36: Twitter's own share button http://t.co/Qb3Y6i4
  
• 10:48:47: RT @MzStarrBurst I really love my hair and chocolatey skin. i mean, i’d probably enjoy being white for other reasons, but im happy black.
  
• 10:49:31: @MzStarrBurst yum, chocolate!
  
• 10:54:29: @MzStarrBurst no, it’s good to be happy! luuuuu
  
• 11:01:15: i hate commercials in which they splice together multiple ppl saying 1 sentence
  
• 11:05:15: @Zoe_E_W wow, u earn a whole 69¢ selling a book? nice!
  
• 11:07:10: good question RT @MzStarrBurst Why remove nigger from books when black people won’t even stop calling themselves that?
  
• 11:08:52: @MzStarrBurst u should say “no, ‘M’ as in ‘money’”
  
• 11:11:08: @Zoe_E_W Richard #Castle says “2 types of ppl think about how to kill ppl, criminals & writers. i’m the type that pays better,”
  
• 11:12:39: what’s next, removing “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah” from the cartoon?
  
• 11:25:54: @MeganVStefan yes, that is bad lol. having strong maternal urge?
  
• 11:32:01: @HairySucker around her petunia, eh? lol
  
• 11:33:26: RT @BrittOH You can walk down the street fully clothed, bundled up even, and a man will still look at you like you’re completely naked! Ew.
  
• 11:34:00: @BrittOH ‘twas always thus!
  
• 11:37:33: looked good today, @RobinMeade!
  
• 11:39:04: i missed the joke betw @RobinMeade and @RaferWeigelHLN in which Robin told us to “look it up, ppl” :(
  
• 11:40:17: @claudiajordan i’m POSITIVE this year is going to suck! lol
  
• 12:05:50: 112th congress is going to be a joke, a debacle. junior congresspeople have no power
  
• 12:07:52: and #Ohioans are going to be really sorry @JohnKasich was ever their governor
  
• 12:22:15: .@ThinkAtheist i *do* remember when @Discovery was about science & education *sob*
  
• 12:14:03: no one has used the “healthy lifestyle” to actually be measurably healthier
  
• 12:16:58: @kimcountry105 oh, temperature?
  
• 14:07:54: 1 in 10 #Americans are out of work, but 4 in 10 do not have a job
  
• 14:08:37: RT @66Betty: That speech was the embodiment of class and dignity; our former Speaker is justifiably proud of her accomplishments. Thanks ...
  
• 14:10:34: RT @lizzwinstead: Pelosi liting all the good Boehner wants to undo #BoehnerSpeaks #YouCried!
  
• 14:19:03: RT @wafflesgirls: pretty sure some potato chip companies purposely put 2-3 unflavored chips in the center of each bag to save money
  
• 14:56:20: re cutting the fed budget: the Gulf War is not in the budget, so cuts will be have to made somewhere else
  
• 16:12:11: RT @DigitalGodess: Everythings been said before, because nobody listens we have to go back to the beginning. Andre Gide
  
• 16:13:53: RT @CrispySea: Every 10 minutes 150 children die of starvation. http://www.unicef.org.uk/Donate/Donate-Now/ #HumanRights #Truth
  
• 16:18:21: you’re so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you
  
• 16:32:57: it sure could be RT @Zoe_E_W @DyNama Ah, Carly always confounds me. I know it isn’t about me..but it could be.
  
• 16:47:55: There is only one group of people who can pay for anything at this point: the wealthy. | | AlterNet http://bit.ly/ePhr39
  
• 16:51:34: RT @LibertyBelle4: I may tune out on politics for the next year or so. I feel sick in the pit of my stomach listening to #GOP lies, bull ...
  
• 18:28:04: @RobinMeade @RaferWeigelHLN ah, i didn’t know that! i turned up the volume but i just couldn’t make out what you said.
  
• 18:30:58: @RobinMeade @RaferWeigelHLN (i tape an hour of Morning Express in case i don’t get up in time!)
  
• 18:46:06: @RaferWeigelHLN i didnt know u had been an actor! i checked ur filmography & i haven’t seen any of ur tv shows or movies :(
  
• 18:51:56: a show about big lottery winners asked one how many came w/her to the lottery tv show? 11. how many of them are stiil friends? 0
  
• 19:34:24: Gerry Rafferty’s City To City is one of my all-time favorite albums. “Baker Street”, “Right Down the Line”, other great songs.
  
• 20:26:49: got invite from my lupus neighbor to visit! a week ago she was given last rites, now she's back home!
  
• 20:27:24: i'm cooking her dinner, going to visit for a few hours
  
• 20:28:46: she's nauseous from drugs, otherwise she's in good shape
  
• 23:08:14: i was the first Angie had over to visit, but eventually another neighbor, a gf, came over, so i took my leave
  

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