From Twitter 01-12-2011

• 01:35:18: i have no complaints about #ATT
  
• 01:39:03: and i have a low opinion of #verizon…but i’ve never actually used a verizon phone
  
• 01:41:13: #iphone4’s will now be sold by both #att and #verizon, no? i’m not an iphone fan either
  
• 02:00:47: on ad for @RickyGervais show, Ricky’s cartoon character looks just like #FredFlintstone w/diff hair color
  
• 02:03:04: i am getting @twitter errors saying i’m sending a tweet twice when actually it’s the 1st time @support
  
• 02:07:25: i doubt #JustinBieber is any big deal in the long term
  
• 02:15:32: giving a gift card is saying “here’s the store i wanted to get u a gift from but i was afraid to decide on the actual gift.”
  
• 11:53:43: @Tim_in_CT no job yet, you? COLD BEER!
  
• 11:55:20: got a delivery of mail-order cigarettes by private carrier. i’m set for 2½ months
  
• 11:57:57: deliveryman called @ 1030a to say he’d be here at 1130a, i missed it. then he called @ 1130 but i refused the call--i couldnt understand him
  
• 11:59:53: suddenly i thot it might be my smokes, so i checked my voicemail, he was sitting outside. i wondered if he’d been there for an hour
  
• 12:01:40: after he’d gone i listened to the VM, both 1030 & 1130 calls were just to tell me he was on his way
  
• 12:02:30: so when i called him back, he had just got here & was standing on my porch
  
• 12:03:07: that was a pretty disjointed story
  
• 12:04:51: i didnt point out that @googlevoice tries to transcribe my VMs but reading it, all i could make out was that it was the deliveryman
  
• 12:05:28: i ought to delete all those tweets and start over
  
• 12:56:36: 100,000 priests have left the priesthood to marry, according to “Father” Albert Cutie
  
• 15:17:41: Fifty Cent earns $8.7million touting stock on twitter! tweeters bot the stock which rose 240%!
  
• 20:15:27: “Good God. That’s like buying stock because it was scratched on a bathroom wall.” –@AliVelshi on tweeters buying stock touted by #FiftyCent
  
• 20:49:10: scraped at least 3" of snow off my car (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/hmHNw4
  
• 21:16:47: when i started to eat my 2nd #McChicken sandwich, i realized that there had been no shredded lettuce on the 1st one
  
• 21:18:08: i told the @McDonalds counter guy, he just said "it happens." i didnt ask for another sandwich & he didnt offer one
  
• 23:06:42: @davesib aw, too bad. how long you lived there?
  
• 23:08:42: i.e., home (@ Highland County Court House) http://4sq.com/eJf6Rb
  

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