- 03:43:22: I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ewLSjZ
- 03:43:22: need some groceries (@ Walmart) http://4sq.com/g0SNlL
- 03:46:26: everybody talks about "slashing govt spending" but nobody actually does it. ever.
- 03:47:40: alas, i dont write my shopping list on 1 of my thousdands of post-its, i put it in a memo in my phone
- 04:14:54: u will NOT lose 10lbs a yr just by replacing 3tsp of sugar a day w/#Splenda
- 04:23:05: i tried trimming my eyebrows, but i think i really butchered them this time
- 04:31:01: when i got my groceries home, i discovered the bottle of milk was leaking
- 11:32:27: i didn't know the drill instructor/therapist in the @geico ad was an actor. i shouldve recognized him as House's father
- 11:56:33: 4 consecutive Presidents out of 5 had been Governors--Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush43. did they do better than former Senators?
- 11:58:46: a banned English word list is an #epic #fail
- 12:02:31: the only #NewYearsResolution i make each year is to avoid all #Football games on tv. #FTW!
- 14:30:30: I'm at Office Depot (275 Rivers Edge Dr, Milford) http://4sq.com/fQ0A2D
- 15:12:54: wow! office depot had some bargains! 2-pack of post-it flag pens for a penny! usb fan for 50c! post-it tape for $1! (just 1 color tho)
- 15:14:00: I'm at Target (100 Rivers Edge Dr, at Milford Pkwy, Milford) http://4sq.com/dHtygM
- 15:15:05: even a shopping bag marked $3.19 rung up 2.99! http://4sq.com/hjCUC8
- 15:16:22: and then the clerk grabbed some things and put them in my bag w/o charging me for them!
- 15:44:50: the only thing "mindless" about eating is when u eat tasteless stuff just cuz it's "good for you"
- 15:48:16: go ahead and spoil the surprise. did Jack Bauer survive season8 of 24?
- 16:33:58: only 1 bargain in target but a fantastic one! 48 eveready gold AA batteries $15 marked down to $3.74!
- 18:29:29: just gabbed for 1:39 w/my Lion friend Jeannie
- 21:05:13: that does make it funnier RT @Hot_tober @DyNama he was the drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket… That’s the joke, lol
- 21:08:23: the very moment i hung up from the phone call from Jeannie, my phone battery went dead
- 21:21:08: battery dead, couldn't check in at 629p (@ Office Max) http://4sq.com/gmMcsh
- 21:25:07: got here 715ish for some A-1 sliders (@ White Castle) http://4sq.com/geqEgp
- 21:28:30: home 9ish (@ Highland County Court House) http://4sq.com/ehMPoi
- 21:29:44: my friend Jeannie called while i was pulling into the parking lot of the mall & i sat in the car talking to her!
- 21:31:10: Robert E Lee did own the plantation that became Arlington Cemetery but he didnt grow up there, it was his wife's property
- 22:23:16: none of Robert E Lee's daughters would marry
- 22:45:38: there are more geysers, fumaroles, and hot spots in Yellowstone than in the rest of the world combined
- 22:50:33: i luv it too! MT @hyattch For all of those people who are looking for real television that’s smart & funny, why aren’t you wacthing #Castle?
- 23:15:58: @Hot_tober i do think that makes it funnier. if they made #geico commercial w/Michael J Fox talking about time travel, that’d be funny, no?
- 23:24:39: if u won the #megamillion lottery $290million jackpot & took the monthly payout, u'd get $1million/month for 26yrs
- 23:26:30: RT @byepluto: The right-wing hates the ACLU for two reasons: 1) They're pro-civil rights. 2) They have the word "union" in it.
- 23:28:59: @HereticChick when i have bronchitis, i have no appetite and no energy
- 23:29:56: @Hot_tober nite nite
- 23:30:41: @PrettyCakes_ how about ppl who type “coulda”?
- 23:44:57: @Hot_tober u'd have to pay taxes. if u take the cash payout, u'd get 1 check for $185million!
- 23:46:53: @Hot_tober if i won it, i'm pretty sure i'd give most of it away :) who needs that much money?
- 23:59:08: my paycheck used to be marked "2 signatures required for amount over $3000". how many sigs req'd for a $185million check?
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