- 01:41:36: @jodotcom and thank you for the #FF!
- 01:44:57: #shutup #miller! ur ad says everyone who doesnt drink ur COLD BEER is an idiot
- 01:47:04: the big problem of the vanishing middle class is they can’t afford to buy the products they help make
- 01:49:30: my co-workers thot i was joking when i said “if i was a boss, i’d be embarrassed if my parking lot looked like a junkyard.”
- 01:53:27: @Tim_in_CT lol i thot you’d pick up on that!
- 01:54:01: @BrettR4763 Miller has had horrible ads for years
- 01:56:36: #Oprah’s sex expert says no one should go more than 2wks without sex. i wonder how she came up w/the number
- 01:58:05: @BrettR4763 i just saw the stupid “skinny jeans” miller ad.
- 11:26:47: even conceding that 1/3 of kids are obese, which i don’t, changing school lunches has NEVER had any effect
- 11:28:32: expert on @CNN: eating 100cal pkg of cookies every day will cause 10lb weight gain in a year. me: i guarantee u will NOT gain 10lbs
- 11:30:15: the day i discovered flavored coffee creamer 15yrs ago, i added 150cals/day to my diet. weight gain: ZERO
- 11:37:09: if i lived in a floodplain & had a lot of money, i’d invent a portable wall system to wall off my yard–like giant #legos
- 11:38:52: if i lived in a forest-fire-prone area & had lots of money, i’d invent ways to protect my stuff: a massive vault, roof ridge irrigation, &c
- 11:42:51: if i lived in a hurricane-prone area & had lots of money, i’d invent retractable shutters
- 11:44:25: it’s estimated 57,000 US Veterans’ widows are being told to repay the govt for benefits rec’d from vets insurance @CNN
- 11:46:55: awoke at 10a, my cats promptly joined me in bed & we havent actually got up yet! rare morning that i dont have to pee right away #TMI
- 11:51:00: apparently @MarieOsmond only has 1 picture in which she looks fat
- 13:12:04: gawd the woman on the postal service flat-rate envelopes ad is gorgeous! “u…me…genius!”
- 13:19:52: i find the gorgeous woman in the usps flat-rate envelopes commercial is @KimNarahara. i’ll bet she’s wearing killer heels!
- 13:39:47: Check fantastically beautiful woman on the USPS Flat Rate Envelope Commercial HD http://t.co/zR7yWtY via @youtube
- 13:42:03: my wallpaper at the mo is a pic of a beautiful woman who happens to be a trannie
- 13:45:28: a file is downloading at 150KB/s, i do another dl at the same time, speed goes to 25KB/s, tho 2nd dl finished, speed never recovers
- 13:47:22: 165KB/s is about the top download speed i get on DSL
- 13:57:47: this week will mark 1 year receiving unemployment benefits. my check decreased $25 when stimulus funds ran out
- 13:59:25: @BrettR4763 i personally think that men are struggling to define what a man is
- 14:01:50: my tv, an old sdtv, is getting so dim that i’m finding i prefer to watch tv on my computer
- 14:03:43: i’ve only deleted a dozen tweets, cuz they had typos. i fixed the mistakes and retweeted them
- 14:27:36: i wont be watching Piers Morgan Tonight. star interviews, “tough” or not, are irrelevant
- 15:16:37: legal expert on @cnn got laffed at for pointing out money laundering charge only applies to cash not checks
- 16:04:13: pfui @cnn, the #Tucson shooter’s video isnt “chilling”, it’s pointless, incomprehensible, and not even interesting
- 16:43:29: i use wired-marker a #firefox add-on which permanently hilites selections on pages. another neat thing is it has an absolute scroll bar
- 16:49:39: RT @whounfollowedme: Don't act so surprised when I unfollow you after you have unfollowed me. #teamunfollowback
- 16:52:24: @godlessgirl it’s the thought that counts
- 16:57:57: RT @DCofStaff: @srjones66 @politicususa And the Founding Fathers were intellectuals ,so they would be HATED by T-party as well.T-Party i ...
- 17:03:02: *raising hand* RT @Shoq In the interests of full disclosure, would all the football haters please raise their hands –> #HatesFootball
- 18:13:57: #shutup #scalpicin! what are the odds that all 3 lady friends would have an itchy scalp?
- 18:58:07: i’d watched news on the local #nbc station @WLWT for decades but i’ve pretty much switched to the local #abc station @WCPO
- 18:59:48: the switch to @WCPO is primarily due to the consumer reporter
- 20:47:59: Reading: Christmas: Its Origin and Associations by W. F. Dawson #free #ebooks @gutenberg_org http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/22042
- 21:36:41: incredible! RT @WTFSexFacts How to find the G-Spot —> http://bit.ly/gr1eWJ
- 21:39:12: lmao! @Breathless74 @WTFSexFacts I don’t think even a brill-o pad to my brain can make me un-see that…My vag just sewed itself shut.
- 21:42:10: @Breathless74 i’m trying not to imagine what he could see
- 21:48:35: @TAMIBEAVER7512 no thanx
- 21:53:58: maybe she just had a baby RT @VeriVicious @Breathless74 zomg‼! He must have a small head, cuz how the heck is that possible??
- 22:18:18: @brittfromcle2 it’s supposed to be orange?
- 22:21:25: your lips say “no”, but… RT @Breathless74 What she said… RT @zuzurachel: Attention: my vagina is a no-head-zone‼
- 22:25:23: wow! RT @MzStarrBurst Today’s makeup. http://twitpic.com/3qfuya
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