- 00:17:56: Apple is replacing the [iPhone] outer [philips] screws with a mysterious [exclusive] tamper-resistant “pentalobular” screw
- 07:54:21: #NancyGrace is having "Find 50 Missing Ppl in 50 days" on @HLNTV. how many has she found so far?
- 07:58:18: RT @ATLjackie: @JoeNBC "teaching to the test" is a stupid way to teach/learn. It focuses on teachers not losing instead of the kids.
- 08:05:18: @skinnyblackgirl wet ass hair?
- 08:37:56: watched a bit of Totally Nude Aerobics. i dont think they know what aerobics is
- 09:03:14: ok, @twiter4biziness [sic] unfollowed me. i’ll allow misspelling “business” but there’s no good reason to misspell “twitter”
- 09:05:00: my mom can’t provide me w/a birth certificate, but i’m still fairly sure she’s my birth mother
- 10:49:09: cuz i missed breakfast yesterday (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/gYv9qN
- 10:51:01: wild cabbage is ancestor to 5 common vegetables of today: domestic cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, & brussel sprouts
- 11:11:01: Texas' supply of an execution drug expires in March before the next sched execution, & they dont know if they can get fresh drugs in time
- 11:17:51: 1 of the McDonalds gang upset about a crowd of black foreigners who "took over" the other day. he's talking about them again
- 11:19:56: he's championing the intolerance of the loggers in a neighboring town! "they'd've been run outta town in B---."
- 11:22:10: now he's making fun of their foreign language
- 11:23:48: he's saying "immigrants are ruining this country...like unions, OSHA, EPA, social security..." &c
- 11:31:11: @dazzleeyes i'll bet, lol. they were immigrants too!
- 15:25:20: @celtfiddler i just cant be that extravagant. i'd be throwing away bottles 2/3 full. bottle says discard if cloudy & i do watch for that.
- 15:26:14: i wonder how many men under the age of 45 own and use a shoe horn
- 15:36:38: @celtfiddler besides, i’m not convinced that expiration dates are anything more than marketing
- 15:37:39: @celtfiddler …especially now w/ad campaigns to replace mattresses every 8yrs! that i’m nearly positive is just marketing
- 15:42:39: @WongoWoman auditioning for #AmericanIdol?
- 20:32:12: @Merrov Castle is new, and he and Beckett kiss!!
- 21:34:37: 95% of Americans aren’t getting enough whole grain! that’s almost everyone!
- 21:57:04: @octoberthehotti yeah, next they’ll be putting it in chocolate bars!
- 22:14:14: in real life, cops would never get to work on the case of a loved one #Castle
- 23:01:18: RT @minaminokyoko: God, this episode was better than sex. Phew. Where's my cig? #castle
- 23:07:13: RT @MisBillings: Best. Castle. Episode. Everrrrr!!!! Yayayay! So much badassness! @NathanFillion @Stana_Katic @Jon_Huertas @seamusdever ...
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