Tuesday, January 25, 2011

From Twitter 01-24-2011



  • 00:17:56: Apple is replacing the [iPhone] outer [philips] screws with a mysterious [exclusive] tamper-resistant “pentalobular” screw
  • 07:54:21: #NancyGrace is having "Find 50 Missing Ppl in 50 days" on @HLNTV. how many has she found so far?
  • 07:58:18: RT @ATLjackie: @JoeNBC "teaching to the test" is a stupid way to teach/learn. It focuses on teachers not losing instead of the kids.
  • 08:05:18: @skinnyblackgirl wet ass hair?
  • 08:37:56: watched a bit of Totally Nude Aerobics. i dont think they know what aerobics is
  • 09:03:14: ok, @twiter4biziness [sic] unfollowed me. i’ll allow misspelling “business” but there’s no good reason to misspell “twitter”
  • 09:05:00: my mom can’t provide me w/a birth certificate, but i’m still fairly sure she’s my birth mother
  • 10:49:09: cuz i missed breakfast yesterday (@ McDonald's) http://4sq.com/gYv9qN
  • 10:51:01: wild cabbage is ancestor to 5 common vegetables of today: domestic cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, & brussel sprouts
  • 11:11:01: Texas' supply of an execution drug expires in March before the next sched execution, & they dont know if they can get fresh drugs in time
  • 11:17:51: 1 of the McDonalds gang upset about a crowd of black foreigners who "took over" the other day. he's talking about them again
  • 11:19:56: he's championing the intolerance of the loggers in a neighboring town! "they'd've been run outta town in B---."
  • 11:22:10: now he's making fun of their foreign language
  • 11:23:48: he's saying "immigrants are ruining this country...like unions, OSHA, EPA, social security..." &c
  • 11:31:11: @dazzleeyes i'll bet, lol. they were immigrants too!
  • 15:25:20: @celtfiddler i just cant be that extravagant. i'd be throwing away bottles 2/3 full. bottle says discard if cloudy & i do watch for that.
  • 15:26:14: i wonder how many men under the age of 45 own and use a shoe horn
  • 15:36:38: @celtfiddler besides, i’m not convinced that expiration dates are anything more than marketing
  • 15:37:39: @celtfiddler …especially now w/ad campaigns to replace mattresses every 8yrs! that i’m nearly positive is just marketing
  • 15:42:39: @WongoWoman auditioning for #AmericanIdol?
  • 20:32:12: @Merrov Castle is new, and he and Beckett kiss!!
  • 21:34:37: 95% of Americans aren’t getting enough whole grain! that’s almost everyone!
  • 21:57:04: @octoberthehotti yeah, next they’ll be putting it in chocolate bars!
  • 22:14:14: in real life, cops would never get to work on the case of a loved one #Castle
  • 23:01:18: RT @minaminokyoko: God, this episode was better than sex. Phew. Where's my cig? #castle
  • 23:07:13: RT @MisBillings: Best. Castle. Episode. Everrrrr!!!! Yayayay! So much badassness! @NathanFillion @Stana_Katic @Jon_Huertas @seamusdever ...


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