- 00:25:00: product downsizing has gone too far! there’s only 18 cigarettes in this pack
- 01:43:46: i asked my son what that was in the toilet he didnt flush and he said “oh, that’s just used toothpaste.”
- 01:57:44: voluntary polls are absolutely worthless. any awards that ask for votes, from Peoples Choice to All-Stars, mean absolutely nothing
- 02:25:02: #shutup @dunkindonuts! i wont be eating an egg-white sandwich. i’ll bring my own cooked yolk to add to the sandwich
- 10:07:18: braving the snowstorm (@ Flagway) http://4sq.com/gv5hEp
- 10:25:16: snow was coming down pretty good, and also it's very cold out
- 10:34:49: i wonder how many of those Australians trapped by flood waters still dream of buying an island with lottery winnings
- 10:36:16: .@BritneySpears has still got it! the 10sec sample i’ve heard on @HLNTV is pretty good
- 10:39:36: we describe some cats as “tiger-striped” but in fact that’s what “tabby” means
- 10:55:27: @davesib u didnt make it to the office? yeah i just had to get out & stretch my legs. even put on a hat!
- 10:56:18: @davesib did u ever get that .pdf typed up?
- 10:58:49: @davesib i recommend having 2 twitter tabs open in ur browser, 1 on ur timeline, the other on ur @mentions
- 11:06:50: @davesib durn her, after all that work!
- 11:11:18: @davesib awaiting an order of cigarettes placed on xmas day. they said this private carrier takes 4 to 6wks to deliver!
- 11:12:54: @davesib do u have any snow to shovel? i only have about 20’ of sidewalk but i dont usually get to it
- 11:26:06: “will yell at the tv on average 5 to 10 times per game.” that’s not an average!
- 12:01:44: @davesib ah, you did get out!
- 12:03:30: @davesib did hillsboro and the other schools have class today, do u know?
- 12:18:53: @fmtvsite this link gets me a "not found" error :(
- 12:19:39: lol! RT @itastepaint The Lady Who Swallowed a Xanax Without Water #LazyChildrensBooks
- 12:29:10: RT @Cori_LA: Wanna ease up on the crosshairs rhetoric @sarahpalinusa? We know you have 0 regard for life unless it's unborn; some of us ...
- 12:31:47: so far so good! u too! RT @MzStarrBurst I just want to tell you all that I love you and I hope you’re living safely and well.
- 12:44:23: my “brake” lite has been on for several days, but went off yesterday
- 12:49:05: copyright holders, i’d luv 2 buy DVDs rather than download torrents, but i cant afford it while unemployed. i’ll buy them some day, promise.
- 12:53:49: @davesib Times-Gazette: Hillsboro schools closed, Leesb, Grnfld early dismissal http://t.co/rfw954I
- 12:54:54: RT @sznq: If you see Sarah Palin, please ask her how that "crossy-hairy" thing is working out for her. RT @BorowitzReport :) ;P
- 15:35:50: RT @PrettyCakes_: ...You know what I absolutely LOVE about winter? NOT ONE DAMN THING...
- 15:36:40: lol RT @LindaKennero I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
- 16:43:17: #Ohio took in $55million in estate taxes last year. 80% of that went to local government
- 17:14:00: .@tvguide had a great pic of the 2 women of #NCIS in November but now i cant find a copy on the net :(
- 17:53:01: TV Guide pix http://j.mp/hb35Xu
- 20:02:05: oddly written line in ad: “i always snack on Arby’s turnovers.” i’d’ve said “i always get Arby’s turnovers for snacks.”
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